>tfw talked to my oneitis today
I haven't spoken to her in over a month, she's been really busy with College, but she still went out of her way to talk to me today. :3
how did she respond
the disney renaissance? seriously?
why reply when you know shes wont care about what you have to say?
>>24302204
>but she still went out of her way to talk to me today
She didn't talk to you. You talked to her.
This is bait, right?
>sending walls of text about shit that matters to literally no one but you
autism
lol, is this a joke? How is that making time? She gave some bored, non-committal, half-baked responses to your novellas.
I guess it's always good to look on the bright side...
All that green
There's more if y'all want me to post it.
>>24302291
This. Sounds like she doesn't really care but she read through it anyways because she likes you.
>>24302320
ayyLMAO this is gold
lol you can see her reply shorter and shorter.
Pro tips : make her laugh or talk about her
No one cares about what you're talking about.
If you want to ramble on mudane shit, you better be rich.
>>24302335
>but she read through it anyways because she likes you.
Don't fuck with me, I will legit cry if she likes me.
>>24302204
>>24302320
jesus fucking christ
why not right a book on walt disney's shriveled cock, publish it and send her a copy directly to her house while you're at it
fucking christ OP you the stupidest nigga alive
>>24302204
>College thesis length message
>one sentence response
>Entire content of the dictionary length message
>three word response
>Oh shit I better scale it back a bit, 2-3 sentence message
>NO RESPONSE
It's okay OP I used to do that too. Until I realized that she was chatting with about 40+ other people on facebook and only skimmed and quick replied.
If you want their attention send them random one sentence "normie humor" messages and thoughts. Writing a novel just makes you seem desperate and lonely.
>>24302320
>>24302366
I take it back, you're autistic
>>24302320
>oh, my
Heh, get em OP
>>24302384
Joke's on you, she deleted her Facebook after she claimed I used it to "invade her privacy".
>>24302335
Way to be optimistic
>>24302366
To convey my honest feelings, it looks like she didn't even read it and is trying to be nice by giving a half-assed response and wishes you would stop.
Dude please, tone it down by a lot.
Nobody care about you're trivia.
Make her laugh, quick.
>>24302415
Please just stop. She's not interested.
>>24302204
>>24302320
>oh my
>there ya go
>wow sounds intense
>(only legit response) I don't know much about the history (aka please shut up)
You might as well be talking to an AOL chat bot at this point OP. She's not reading it.
>radical
>wow how insightful
>I had no idea
>cool
These are phrases I would expect in future messages.
>No contact with either of my exes
>still care for them and love them in a way
>visit their instagram pages to see how they are doing
>>24302415
>supposedly make
>you know how they sound
Lamo, the sounds are theoretical you dummy. They haven't recorded Saturn...
OP is patrick bateman and oneitis is paul allen
>>24302488
Nigger I said exactly what they did, and even specified they SUPPOSEDLY sound like that.
>>24302415
>there you go
Again. OP just delete your life
>>24302415
>getting a normie to delete their facebook
I take it all back OP, you win this round. Keep fighting the good fight and mischief on my brother.
keep going op
>>24302526
You're doing great, but add more science.
Could you please talk about math. She surely be impress by your grand knowledge.
she's clearly not interested. you're looking creepy over being so insistent. you're only talking about YOURSELF. girls like back and forth conversations, not that.
she's being polite by giving you two word responses.
this is giving me such a second hand embarrassment i s2g.
>>24302526
Oh my god, just stop. She sounds legit annoyed at this point, and doesn't want to seem rude
>>24302526
Pls be b8
End
And before any of you say shit, SHE is really into Doctor Who, MLP, andJohn Green.
http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism-quiz.htm
PLS OP stop, shes not interested
>>24302589
Wow you got politely
REKT
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>>24302577
Math is her favorite subject.She was Valedictorian of our school and I hated her because of it. I'm waiting for her to drop out of college so I can just shit all over her, financially and just in life in general.
>>24302526
>Oh, OK
Nobody cares about the mundane workings of your mind you retard.
>>24302589
Shit nigga this hurts more that it should have
ahahahahahahah jesus op
>>24302589
>MLP
into the trash it goes..
>>24302625
Nice, hope you finish your philosophy degree soon, they are hiring at the local philosophical production plant.
>>24302589
AAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OP just stop, delete her number
>>24302611
I passed your test.Please kill me.
>>24302675
I'm not going to College.
>>24302320
op you must be trolling this bitch and /r9k at this point
i refuse to believe this is serious
>>24302717
Why does she still talk to you then? You have nothing in common just cut ties, and end the embarrassment
>>24302718She has been friends with me for over a year. When we first met I somehow made her cry, then we met again years later, she fucking hated me, then I cut her off because she was ruining my emotional state, then I went running back to her after I got emotionally rekt by some girl, then she on and off hated me, now she loves me. I hope.
>>24302758
AUTISM
Yeah no. Thats not how the world work kiddo.
>>24302526
People dont realise this shit is bait. I swear robots just willfully delude themselves to feel anything
>>24302611
I got autism possible
>>24302736
I'm telling you, she secretly loves me and is waiting to confess her feelings.
>>24302827
It's not bait, I've seen things like this before irl, it's not uncommon at all
>>24302857
"Anon is so boring, I love him so much."
>>24302857
she's probably waiting until she's sure you like her back
you should tell her first to ease her mind so she feels comfortable confessing to you
>>24302915
She knows. Hence why she used to fucking hate me.
>>24302929
so what is she waiting for
>>24302915
This anon is right OP, listen to him senpai
If you really wrote this could you explain why you capitalize the way you do
I've seen similar from unquestionably real sources and i never understood how people come to type like that (or when they choose to)
>>24303107
Can you be more specific?
>those short ass responses
top kek.
>tfw I almost always text first but she's the one writing walls of text
I have a chance, r...right?
>>24303230
yeah, not bad. Keep the upper hand.
>wall of text with socially obligatory response
>oneittis doesn't know history
Reevaluate
>>24303143
Like how in the op you capitalize Favorite
Seems like key nouns are capitalized--makes it easier to skim, so it's nice, but it's unorthodox
>>24303143
Capitalizing 'Park' is pretty weird desu
>>24302320
Just fuckin stop, my man. Just take the hint.
OP you are the greatest
This ain't bait, nigga is severely anti social
How the fuck did you survive at least 18 years of talking with people is beyond me
>>24302697
>tfw you score zero
>>24305176
I got zero too. I don't see how anyone could get anything above 20. I know people with actual autism who would get like 15.
I lol'd almost more than I have ever lol'd at a YLYL thread, well done OP
>>24302526
Fucking losing it over here OP, this is glorious.
>>24302589
This is so creepy, why do you do it?
>>24302697
>>24302611
>no autism detected
kill yourselves plebian tier autists
>>24302320
the great wall of china is not visible from space, that is a myth
>>24302204
>THIS THREAD
>OPWEW LAD
this thread is amazing. great job OP she's probably dreaming about you tonight
>>24302625
What state are you from? I think I know this chick.
Select all images with pancakes.
>>24302204
I like how you can just look at thumbnails of text conversations and tell how badly someone fucked up
OP has to be younger than 25, no way an older person could not realize how much of an idiot they look like sending these texts.
Also from the posts in here why do you seem so proud making her angry and talking about fucking with her because she was valedictorian? Sounds like you're a robot because you're a transparent manipulative asshole just without the charisma and face of Chad to back it up.
>>24305751
Wow, talk about a toastular roastular.
>>24305868
>toastular roastular
mein seids
I shows this to m girlfriend and we both had a good laugh, she has a stalker lose like this who does walls of text like this so it isn t beyond believable but I can't believe this one.
If it happens to be reality OP, the minuets you mentioned MLP you might as well have just cut off your balls in front of her, even if she is a fan, woman do not want a man who watches MLP. Fact.
>>24305949
>girlfriend
Nice try, pathetic basement dwelling neckbeard virgin. Do you mean your mom? LOL
>>24305868
This is supposedly his "oneitis" and all you see is this guy having a delusional love/hate relationship that is one-sided in reality.
I'm calling like it is because I used to be the same. Lmao that you think I'm a woman when OP is the one acting like a 15 year old girl.
>>24306019
Getting pretty burnt there, roastular. Maybe take yourself off the flame.
>>24306013
I know I shouldn't stoop to your level op but I know I'm not really at risk of that after taking a good read through those posts.
>>24306124
Are you talking creepshots of your mom you nasty creep? YUCK
>>24306133
The creepiest, nice dubz
>>24303361
This. OP is a delusional retard
>>24302204
Fuck's sake, not you again.
I hope you didn't go through with buying her those DVDs.
>>24302320
>There ya go
Why are you doing this
>>24302204
>>24302320
>>24302415
>>24302526
>>24302589
you fucking retard stop talking so much about uninteresting shit
you are literally ruining it
>>24305347
Yeah. You're actually seeing the Yangtzi river. OP isn't even the good kind of autistic.
Thanks for giving me hope, OP. There may be hope for me yet.
Give her the ol' spicy corn OP. That'll fix things.
>>24302204
Interesting.
>>24302320
I see.
>>24302415
Well, that's that.
>>24302526
There you go.
>>24302589
Alright.
>>24302415
>it's a good thing mine are fully clothed
I am being tricked and I don't even care, this is truly a hearty kek
>>24302204
fucking hell op im genuinelyautistic and even i can see she isnt inrerested
>>24302415
When she said good luck she was trying to politely end the conversation.
>>24302522
Chekt
>>24302320
Great wall of china isnt visible from space
>>24307753
There ya go
Tbh
holy shit, it burns, it burns so bad.
So this is how it turns out when people end up googling "how to make conversation", it looks like a fucking machine from one of asimovs tales.
200% autism confirmed, mistaking not being rude with being interested. Probly to much of a shut-in to comprehend social interaction.
>>24302204
I find the Disney shit really interesting OP, pls continue
Meanwhile a local chad:
>Chad: sup babe wanna watch a movie 2night?
>Her: sure at what time?
>Chad: Let's meet at 8pm in front of Starbucks?
>Her: Ok!! See you there ;)
>>24302204
>those blocks of text compared to her uninterested one-liners
please stop, just stop
>>24305195
Got 23 and I don't think I'm autist lad.
And even so, it's just a number.
I wish my oneitis would still talk to me
Last time we crossed eyes she simply said nothing
Bitch
So i recently started browsing r9k.... and fuckkk... i think im a robot... :/ this thread spoke to me on so many levels. Ive been waiting for an email reply from a girl for 6 days now... -.-
i feel so sorry for the girl
having to put up with so much autism just because she is too polite to tell OP to fuck off
>>24308849
He says she watches MLP, so she's probably used to getting fawned over by the ugliest 1% of society
op, this is some of the best stuff i've ever seen in this board. i have to start doing this stuff to people that don't know me well
and i can't believe people don't realize this is a joke. if it wasn't a joke and he didn't realize what he was doing, he wouldn't have posted it here. fucking idiots.
>>24308743
D-denko?
>>24302262
Sounds weird, but OP wasn't sperging. It's actually called referred to as that.
>>24305454Commiefornia. Original Post.
>>24302589
>implying she doesn't already have a dozen beta orbiters at her disposal
kek, I see too many people like you on a daily basis around my college campus- pathetic fucking beta losers who think they can get the "nerdy" girl who is JUST attractive enough to be considered pretty, but not quite hot enough to be considered out of their league. gain some fucking self-respect
enjoy your shitty life
>>24302204
Stop sending her autistic paragraphs in each text
Jesus fuck I cringed
She's only responding to you out of guilt
>>24302320
>her punctuation
LMAO
she views you as a morbid example of severe autism
She certainly doesn't view you in any sexual way
>>24302204
>mfw this thread
Wew lads
>there will still be autists who think that they do nothing wrong when they talk like this
>this is what "nice guys" are all about in practice
Please teach your daughters never to give a single shred of enabling attention to these morons. Unless they are also weird I guess
ITT:retards falling for obvious b8
OP here, I'm surprised this Thread is still going. Here's what I sent her this morning. She usually responds with "Ditto" or "Thanks, you too" but I guess she's busy this morning.
>>24302204
Fucking kek
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>24309378
At least you started and ended the conversation before you could sperg out all over yourself
And I thought my text game needed work wew lad
>>24302563
The only true option
>>24309378
If this is bait it's very well made props. If it's not let's all shed a tear for OP.
>>24302320
one more paragraph and this conversation will be visible from space
>>24309378
the thread is so popular because we can all relate
everyone here is bashing you but i guarantee almost all of us have acted this way towards a girl
Robots or anons pretending to be robots talking to girls is the best part of 2015 /r9k/. Really wish I had something to contribute. My worst texts are in an xml file somewhere on an old hard drive, and a lot of other cringeworthy conversation was lost thanks to Snapchat being Snapchat.
>>24302204
>Writes paragraph to girl he's infatuated with
>Gets single sentence responses from her
>Claims victory
Fucking autistic bundle of sticks. She's only responding to you because she feels bad for you and there is no dick around for her to suck.
You should probably just hang yourself.
>>24302204
>>24302320
>>24302415
>>24302526
>>24302589
Take a hint, man. Look at that response ratio.
>>24302758
She doesn't like you. Also, she didn't delete her Facebook...she blocked you.
>>24302204
Hey though OP when you realize what you've done don't get too down. Most of us has done something similar.
>>24310741
Used to happen to me all the time. Actually it still does, to an extent. I'm really hoping to get some closure with this one girl right now so I can post the conversation history here and get some feedback.
What's the best way to batch convert text messages to images without doing a thousand screenshots?
>>24311267
Joke's on you, I have a dummy account to check things like that, she totally deleted it.
>>24311452
No you can make your Facebook full private that dummy accounts can't see it.
>>24311473And I knew people who were friends with her and she is 100% gone.
>>24302478
>check my ex's facebook just to make sure she's alright
She's a stupid fucking slut that gives into peer pressure at the drop of a hat. But I still care about her
I didn't ask for this
>>24302204
>>24302320
>>24302415
man I love animation, if I knew you in person I'd love to talk about the Disney Renaissance with you. Shame your wasted your time with a girl who doesn't care.
tfw this is me
She needs to be nicer to you OP.
>>24302526
>not saying I really like uranus
Dropped
If this isn't the definition of orbiting, then I don't know what is.
Alright OP I'm gonna need you to do something for me.
>go cocoon mode
>hit the gym for a year
>go back to parties and meet other women
>reread those messages once you know what interest looks like
>never talk to oneitis again
>>24302204
>>24302320
>>24302415
She's dumb as shit, what the fuck? She doesn't deserve your attension.
>>24302320
>I'm still determined to get married at Cinderella's castle
What the fuck. This is not real. Stop baiting us OP. What guy in his right mind would think this is an okay thing for a guy to say!?
>>24305555
i kek'd and then i saw the quads you glorious bastard
>>24310679
underrated toast
but yeah OP if you're getting one sentence or one letter responses to your paragraphs, very very bad sign
OP, since you're already being autistic, why don't you call this bitch out and put her on the spot about her shitty replies? Ask her what her problem is and why she isn't engaging you, should be interesting
>>24302478
a-are you me?
One of my exes kinda still likes me I think.. At least she told be she did. This was a few months back however.
I just can't into LDR again. It causes more loneliness than it even cures. Even if I did, I've left it too long now. She's probably found some IRL cock
>>24302366
She is just being nice to you dude. The truth is uncomfortable but you need to face it.
>>24302415
Only people like you have time to listen to the sound of each planet
>>24309378
Tell her you love her, trust me girls find it extremely cute.
>>24302526
that was hilarious
>Are you kidding?
>tfw I did this in high school to a poor girl
at least I know it's futile for me to try and talk to people now, but this thread was so fucking painful for me to read and I'm probably going to lay in bed and scream for a few hours to drown out these awful memories
>>24314964
http://youtu.be/ToXaNUjNfS4
I hope I'm not disturbing her.
>>24316370
Just stop posting. This has gone on long enough.
>tfw this is just like me except I could never get a girl's number
Why can't I just conversate via flooding other people with all the information I know? Why is it wrong?
>>24302526
This conversation reminds me of the ones I had with an autistic girl who had a crush on me. I always talked to her to not hurt her feelings.
>>24302320
Don't you mean 'our' wedding?
>>24302204
lol this is so reletable...
Saying bunch of things you know and gettng one sentence replies...
She is just being polite to you cause she likes you as a friend.....I speak from experience
>>24316370
I'm really just hoping you haven't left the thread so you can read just how much of an idiot I think you are.
You had at least 6 different chances to reduce the density of your messages and just act more laid back, and you just ignored them completely to go FULL autism. Spewing information about some topic literally not even Walt Disney himself would've cared for isn't making you seem like an interesting, knowledgeable person. It just makes you brutally annoying and hard to relate to.
There is no fixing just how badly you've fucked your image here, so I would suggest just stop talking to her. Forever.
>>24318100
Wait...I take it back...nigga take a hint damnit...like you are seriously reaching autism levels...if you're older than 18, you seriously need to change your approach (and possibly your life)
The sad part is like I once did like a 1/8th of what you're doing now when I was like 15 or so, and reading this thread makes me cringe.....I mean..there's being beta robot....and there's being a creepy autist beta robot....I am not even sure if you're walking the line anymore..
please be real
>>24316370
start explaining pepe to her please
>>24316370
Looking like she went north carolina on you.
>inb4 "Who is this?"
>>24316370
Oh fuck stop it you're burning out my empathy receptors
>>24309378
op grow up and stop bothering this poor girl with your inane bullshit.
