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Whats the secret to getting a gf?
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Whats the secret to getting a gf?
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>>24302192
Just be a Chad
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not that it will make a difference for you, but all secrets are here op. you will hate them

www.selfstairway.com/wp-content/uploads/First-Impressions.pdf
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>>24302192
Being attractive and confident. Chad has this. You don't.
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>>24302209
how does one do this? i-is it possible for a robot to do said?
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>>24302192

winning the genetic lottery
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Just use tinder my nigga
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force the development of the part of the brain that demands you seek out a suitable mate.
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>>24302234
zzyz did it, but he only managed through rich parents and getting roided up out of his mind
he also died about 3 years after reaching party chad status of a heart attack
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>>24302220

Senpai, wait SENPAI ......SENPAI!
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Lie and don't be yourself, be like romantic movies
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- Have goals, values, and standards.
- Don't be influenced by other people.
- Be funny and witty.
- Have things to say.
- Be genuinely nice.
- Have the modicum of physical attractiveness.
- Pursue things in themselves and not to accomplish something.

That's it, really.
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>>24302365
>- Pursue things in themselves and not to accomplish something.

This includes accomplishing a gf, by the way.
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>>24302192
> secret
top kek
>>24302209
>>24302235
> GUYS YOU HAVE TO BE 10/10 CHAD TO GET GRIL
>>24302222
> attractive and confident
You need these but only so much.
>>24302240
He said gf not one night stand.
>>24302365
Generally best advice here.
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>just be attractive
Stopped getting pussy here
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>>24302365
>Have goals, values, and standards.
goals like what? i don't care about a career or money, should i force myself to care about those things?
What values and standards?

>Don't be influenced by other people
so... be an autist without self awareness?

> Be funny and witty.
i am neither, no matter how much i try, or don't try for that matter

>have things to say
nope, ive got nothing to say, even when i experienced something i enjoy, i don't feel the need to share it with others.
Other people really can tell i am forcing myself when i say something to them

>Be genuinely nice
Ive always been genuinely nice to everyone (not in order to archieve something). People will just think you're a pushover.
Being nice has never helped me make people like me more

> Have the modicum of physical attractiveness
good to know the ''robots are just fat, unkept and never shower'' stereotype is still alive and well

>Pursue things in themselves and not to accomplish something
what the hell does this mean? give example pls
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>>24302365
I have all of this

You forgot

> be white

I saw a girl 5 times and asked her out. She rejected me for a neet loser
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you need to have something a girl wants
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>>24302365
>That's it really

You talk like it's a simple process. Most normal people don't act like all this either
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>>24302192
There is no secret, just b.e yourself and go talk to her
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>>24302240
Can confirm. I'm ugly and I've banged 2 chicks off tinder
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>>24302192
If you don't try you have 0 chance. If you do at least try it might be a small chance but it's a chance nonetheless.
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What does Chad mean? I'm new here.
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>>24302192
be attractive.
That's all
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>>24302192
You have to be in a scenario where you are doing something you are confident with when she is near.

If you are extremely good at something, even if it is something the girl doesn't know much about, she will start to notice you.
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>>24302192

Talking a good game, being good at figuring out what a girl is interested in. Being good at conversation.

If you want direct advice,if you find yourself talking about yourself alot stop. If you want to get a gf your conversations need to be 80% about her. Actually pay attention enough to remember details because you'll be expected to follow up with them later.
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