roommates annoying as fuck. What're some subtle ways i can fuck with him?
By being more tolerant, he'll think to himself woah where did my dickhead roomie go? that will really fuck his mind up.
>>24301623
Deepthroat his cock when he sleeps!
stabbing him 20 times in his sleep
Poke holes all of his condoms, either way the coin is flipped you ruined his life.
Cum on toothbrush
>>24301684
he's gay. Do fags use condoms?
>>24301623
spill your piss jug and shit on him
>>24301698
You should know.
>>24301671
kek'd @ this 1, Iads.
>>24301698
No, that's why they all have AIDS :^)
Nair in shampoo bottle
>>24301623
loosen the cap on all his shit (toothpaste, milk, etc)
>>24301788
...so all his toothpaste can spill? C'mon man
>>24301623
Talk to him calmly about the things bothering you because you both share the same living space, and in doing this you get things out rather than reach a boiling point where you might sperg. That will certainly fuck him up.
