>tfw no tiyanak finding, kabayo riding, carabao herding, aswang hunting, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating,duwende stomping, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>24299413
can someone please ban this colossal faggot? it's like he's chained to his fucking computer and the second his thread dies, in he comes with another
>tfw when no [bunch of made up jibberish] fillipina gf
yeah, well maybe if you don't post these threads 24/7/365
>>24299413
Love pinoy gf!
>>24299413
Please keep doing this for the rest of your life.
>>24299413
Mah nigga. I have no idea why but I enjoy seeing this posted. I always hated forced content, but for some unknown reason I approve of this.
>>24299413
How do you come up with all those words? Are they real things?
I'm genuinely impressed.
>tfw you'll never be this creative
I'm actually talking to a qt fillipina girl I know from school, she's really smart and sweet. Her parents are the embodiment of every asian stereotype, though, and she's never once been allowed to go hang out with any of her friends. Kinda shitty. She also doesn't know what masturbation is and that's just odd.
>>24299773
You started making these threads just when a qt filipina started to like me so i support you a hundred percent since this post reminds me of her everytime an it makes me happy.
>>24299773
I don't know why you deleted this but here's to you getting your qt gf anon, stay hopeful
filipinos are so fucking disgusting
Don't worry Pham. I've already promised to do this until I get a qt Filipina gf or I kill myself.Neither is happening any time soon ;^)
>>24299766
Don't feel too bad. I know a decent amount of Filipino, so it isn't hard for me to make these things up. You're probably better than me at things. I know for a fact you're better than me at not being autistic.
>>24299818
I'm really jealous of you. You have a chance with a qt pure Filipina girl. I'm wishing the best for you. When I had a Filipina gf, I was the second person she slept with, and since I'm already getting old, I know there's a slim to none chance I'll be in your situation.
>>24299847
I'm pretty sure I remember you if you've posted about her before. Rooting for you too. Please give us updates when you can.
>>24299901
I messed up the spoiler tags. I've fixed them now.
>>24299413
Tfw flip wife.
that's actually me in the pic, it fucking creepy that you guys keep posting this
>>24300085
bullshit
but if it is pls marry op
>>24300085
You've come back again monkey chan? Since it'll probably never stop, tell us more about yourself. What part of the Philippines are you from? Do people mention your primate features in real life?
>>24300085
>creep shaming
>>24300133
>tfw the photoshopped face almost looks like yours
>>24300085
Calling bullshit. Post a time stamp pic right now
>>24300153
so you look like Elliot?
>>24300210
Oh shit, I guess. Just parts of his face though. And that same fucking gaze. That's disheartening.
>>24300176
so you guys can keep reblogging it? It's just creepy as hell
>>24300315
Cover most of your face, that's how I timestamp
>>24300315
There's like five pictures of you, and OP only posts that one pic. Let us know you actually exist and aren't some fat basement dwelling weeaboo. Maybe OP will feel bad and stop if he knows that girl actually doesn't like getting posted.
>>24300355
Just do it otherwise you are a liar fat autist
Your choice
>>24300852
You replied to the wrong person faggot, that was literally a timestamp
>>24300381
No. forget i even said it was me, can we please stop posting this pic? I know this is r9k, but you guys cant see its a LITTLE weird?
>>24300916
Op's the only dunce posting it. Besides, we're just curious at this point. Appeal to him. And post a timestamp you cuc.k.
>>24299413
stop it you dumb idiot at this point I can pretty much recite your shitty repetitive posts by memory
>>24300916
>I know this is r9k, but you guys cant see its a LITTLE weird?
Have you actually looked at the threads? Some of them are actually worse and more repetitive than this thread. This thread is actually one of the better spammed threads because OP only posts 1-3 times a day and actually adds adjectives once a week and makes it something to look forward to.
Anyways, do you actually do any of the things OP says? Are you even Filipino? Some people come into the thread and think you're Cambodian.
I'm actually kind of curious, how many times has this thread been posted?
>>24301157
Well, OP has supposedly been posting this thread every day since the end of June, and skimming through the archives, this seems to be true. So from the first day of July to now is 138 days. He's posted around twice a day, so double that and you get a minimum of 276 times. This isn't including the daily post in the /asean/ thread on /int/. If you include that, it would probably double 276, and make the minimum amount of times this picture has been posted at least 552 times. This figure only applies to OP. You also have to take into consideration the many other people who have posted the pic, which isn't really calculable.
>>24299818
Can I shit in her mouth?
>>24300085
Sharpie in pooper, please.
Is monkey chan going to come back and post a pic?
I dated a filipina for 2.5 years and she ruined my view of relationships forever.
Fuck filipino girls
>>24303070
What did she do to you?
Filipino girls are whores desu lads
>>24300547
surprisingly this thread actually took of well, I though it would just be a few shitpost replies to my shitpost.
