Can some redpill/Chad translate what dis woman's saying.
>>24298969
It all boils down to
>I am a teenage edgelord and probably a gigantic slut
>>24298969
She is looking for a bi-curious scene kid to (uck
>>24298969
>17
worthless children
>Modesto
Fellow Califag you know dah 559?
>>24298969
I'm different from all the other girls because I do all these things the other girls say are different
>>24299070
napa over here califag
>>24299020
thought so, now how to approach dis succubus
>>24299091
also punk died decades ago so it's a preppy poser with no personality but you're an underage fag so you'll do well together
>>24299100
Napa Fresno?
>>24299100
>70 miles
you don't
>>24299139
napa area so yee
>>24299159
Anon it fells great to meet another fresfag.
Let's be friends.
STOP
I'm trying to answer
but uh
what was that one scene/emo/screamo/whatever band?
I'd say they were popular/significant within the past five years, and they were so cringeworthy that many people were convinced they were doing it as an ironic schtick? Enormous flippy biebercuts and pink tees with ascots and everything
they had a one word name I think that was a double entendre with die or kill or somesuch in the name
>>24299207
wew somone to adventure with sure.
>>24299224
You skate bro?
>>24299221
You maybe are thinking of those crab-core guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8
>>24299259
not rlly
>>24299221
NEVERMIND IT'S BROKENCYDE
anyway what this girl is saying is that she wants a rail thin "rebel" brokencyde fan with daddy's pocketbook
>>24299259
>>24299285
return to /b/ with the other underage fags
>>24299285
We can help each m8
>>24299346
>tfw im 18 but i matched her b4 i turned 18
>>24299328
>skating is a sign of under age.
Dude I got a car but skating,jogging is so much better.
>>24299383
Hit that dude, you go to college Anon?
>>24298969
"You're the kind a girl that I'd like to know. My name is Horton, and I see a ho."
>>24298969
She's looking for an edgy 30 something to pay for her shit and cheat on their s.o. with her. You have a chance if you're a mid 20s scenester with a few mediocre tattoos and a basic knowledge of punk music.
>>24299476
Dude I'm ded
>>24298969
Full Translation
From what she says to how she wants people to interpret it, to what it actually means and why she said it.
What she says :
>1)Hey There, its big booty band bitch ;) bisexual punk cunt
>2)Cook better then yo Mama
>3)I only[...] win my feels
>4)If you have an animal[...] animal
>5)I don't judge[...] bank account
>6)Video games[...]trash
>7)666[...]bitch.
What she wants people to think :
>1)I'm really rebellious and cool I call my self cunt, cuz I'm a bad bitch like that
>2)I'm not simply a worthless slut, and I can do womanly things like other women!
>3)I'm so smart and witty because I like Dr.Seuss
>4)I don't need men, I'm not desperate at all, I only did it for the cute puppy, don't think you can fuck me yet, I'm hot enough to be selective.
>5)I'm a very humble girl, the bank account stuff is only a joke.
>6)I'm cooler then you, I also do guy stuff I'm so cool! You aren't so put my pussy on a pedestal.
>7)I'm really cool rebellious and edgy, I'm not afraid to be sacrilegious.
What it actually means and why she wrote it :
>1) I try really hard to be cool and come off as a thug so people like me and don't mess with me, I'm also a slut, but I don't want to admit it.
>2)I am simply a worthless slut, I only do womanly things like cooking for Chads, but I want to sound humble and don't want to admit it.
>3)I'm nerdy as fuck, but I don't want to admit it.
>4)I don't want to seem desperate or thirsty I want to seem like a cool likable caring girl
>5)I don't want guys to find out about AF/BB
>6)You're a nerd if you like video games, but its cool and rebellious when I do it, because I'm a girl I'm better then you.
>>24299476
gawn
>>24299156
Straight line from napa to modesto is about 70 miles, and I'm pretty sure tinder uses straight line distance.
>>24299645
i also live in vacaville alot
