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General gay robot thread!
These are always pretty cozy :3 Give love, receive love <3
Everyones welcome
>inb4 "fuck off to >>>/lgbt/ degenerate"
This is a thread for robots, beta's, non-normies and general mental illness
>>24298663
Everyone on this board is a faggot to be honest.
How many of you have boyfriends?
>tfw no bf, it hurts
>>24298704
Of course they are, but I'm talking about the homofags
>>24298663
I need this shirt to repeal normies
I'm actually having actual conversations with the guy I like so we're getting places
>>24298663
Gay guys only exist for casual sex.
Bi master race here.
I have a qtpi bf now :3
Been going for almost 3 months now c:
>>24299377
If only that pic was accurate
>>24299377
>tfw bi in long-term relationship with male best friend
also where do I meet queers IRL? I'm clueless
>>24299699
Grindr, Tinder or whatever
>>24299699
Depends how normie your are sir
If you're chad-like and good at starting conversation, shopping malls i think are the best.
>tfw no guy will ever love you
>tfw no guy will ever have sex with you
>tfw you will become a big gay wizard
>>24299863
I'm sure there will be other men that'll have sex with you. Maybe not for love though
>>24299819
I'm really scared of Grindr after one time I joined and got lots of messages
And when I used tinder I got lots of weird dudes
>>24299833
>shopping malls
God I haven't been in one of those in years. They seem like a relic of the past to me.
>>24299893
Why are you scared of a lot of messages?
Just pick through the nice ones
>>24300001
Its intimidating
Really intimidating
And a lot of them were much older than I was
>>24299893
It was the same when i joined, i have crippling social anxiety and i felt like i had to reply to everyone, it just got depressing and i stopped using it
I think local dating apps/ sites are a better option, less guys but at least they aren't all about sex
>>24300061
That last part is also super important, like I want an actual relationship without that being the most important aspect.
>>24298663
Still fuck off to lgbt though
>>24300026
You don't have to reply to them all, I used to and it was difficult. But they don't expect to get the younger guys anyway. Just be pleasant to them and keep looking.
I found my current bf there, and my ex was from there (Grindr). Just pick the right people, they're there.
>>24300282
I might try again. Im not sure. Thanks for the advice friend.
>>24300417
All good.
I was actually about to give up before I found my current bf, I'm glad I kept it up :)
>>24300489
You found youre bf on grindr? wow, i went on a couple dates from tinder but even they just wanted sex, gross desu senpai
>>24300947
Yea, just talk to them for a while and figure out what they want, I usually out talk them with non-sex related stuff. They just stop talking when they figure out they aren't getting the butt
>>24298725
Not me.There is this one boy on Steam that I like, but he hasn't talked to me first in weeks. He's busy with his new game and has been ignoring me, tubbyhonest.
>>24301137
I dont know how to get into sex related stuff. How do i work that in exactly? Like, the non-sex talk is good and all, but i want something more
>>24299377
This. Is homolove real or just a delusion? I've fucked guys out of desperation before, but the idea of being romantically interested in one seems an impossible, foreign concept.
This is literally what /lgbt/ exists for.
take your fucking general thread back there
>>24301188
You don't.
Meet them for a date and get to know them before sex.
Let sex happen naturally.
>>24301196
im the opposite, i can't imagine being in a relationship with a girl.
I want my partner to be my best buddy. I've never been friends with girls, only boys
>>24301209
/lgbt/ are just trannies and lesbos, gayboys are spread across all boards, i want a thread for robots
>>24299357
>the crippling depression guy has been a faggot all along
>>24301196
bisexual reporting in.
50/50 with sexual attraction, yet i choose to go for men for romantic attraction, so yes, its very real.
>tfw wish he loved me the way i loved him
>>24299863
Don't worry, the greatest wizards are faggots too.
>tfw biscum but unable to fall in love with men
My dick is all up for itpun intendedbut my heart says I am to be a slave to the vaginal jew.
There's this boy I know from high school and he's real cute and sweet to me but I just don't feel that mad desire to ensure their happiness that you get when you're head over heels for someone.
>>24301576
What kinda boy you want Oshie?
>love my friend
>haven't come out as bi to him
>he still sees me as the macho man
>he will never see me as bi unless I come out to him
DAMN YOU BEARD, I LOVE YOU BUY YOU'RE RUINING MY CHANCES.
>>24301978
Hmm i just want a boy roughly around my age whose preferably introverted like me. Im super anxiety irl so anyone who can deal with that is perfect
>tfw tucked into bed and drinking hot chocolate while reading cheap yaoi manga
>>24301941
I'm bi and the opposite. Women are sexy but fuck trying to be in a relationship with one. I've tried, a few times. It never felt real
My relationships with men have all been much more passionate and loving.
by the way I'm tlaking about like 2 or 3 apiece so I'm not super-normie
>>24302060
Hm, well how old are you? I'm not super anxious anymore, i've come a long way. But i'm still pretty introverted
>>24301196
I can't find a guy my age that isn't just looking for a hookup. Just going to transition to female so I don't kill myself from loneliness.
>>24302096
living the life anon~
>>24302113
im 21, where are you located anon?
>>24298663
I think im Bi. I like yaoi and twink stuff.
How do I find some guys to put it to the test?
Im buff enough to have random girls ask for sex online after just seeing me.
>>24302172
grindr? lots of boys will love being your sub from your description
>>24302207
But what about aids?
And also, how do I into relationship off of grinder? Is it only for sex? If people are depraved enough to just hop on stuff like that, would they make good bfs?
>>24302266
If you meet someone on grindr, 100% condom if fucking, its a must.
there are alot of guys looking for alot of things on there, just try it out.
>>24302266
90% want sex, sift through the shit to find the gems
>>24302169
21, in KY. Bet you live in canada or cali, amirite?
>>24301641
I like girls too I've had several relationships with them. I even think they're more aesthetically pleasing most of the time.but guys are more my style
Also wow slur not nice :(
>>24302433
even better :/
New Zealand....
>>24302450
post a body pic skele
>Tfw finally find a guy that isn't straight and wants to date me
>We agree to date but due to my social anxiey and him being busy we pretty much silently break up
>Haven't seen him in over a month
So close....
>>24302508
Jesus Christ no I have awful body image. I'm not even fat just chubby but it makes me feel gross just thinking about it
I need to lose weight I want to weight nothing
>>24302651
>tfw i love chubby boys ;_;
>>24302454
Dang it. I bet you're cute too. With a nice little accent and a sweet but shy disposition. Just kill me now
>>24302668
You'd be the first I've met. I'm also really hairy but only on my belly id look like a young dad if it wasn't for my face
>>24302681
It's a curse anon, r9k could make each other so happy we wouldn't even be robots, yet we a geographically spread as far from one another as possible...
>>24302723
Have you been in cuteboys chubby thread? there are heaps of people who love chubby boys~
>>24302805
And i'm chubby too, dang it. Life really wants me to stay single
>>24302805
Nope never heard of it. Is it on /lgbt/? I don't go there I'm pretty much always on r9k or tg
>>24302838
There's been some big belly threads on r9k recently, you should've been there and posted. I attention whore'd the shit out of them though, i'm so lonely. ;_;
>>24302838
It's 8 chan /cuteboys/
>please no b&
>tfw dont know if gay
>Most of the stuff I fap to is gay but its drawn so its all on a non realistical level
>attracted on a psychological level to men but I dont know if id stay hard during sex with one
>too afraid to try out only to dissapoint my partner
>>24302880
Oh chan. Is that place still like, a thing? I know it caused quite a stir like a year ago when gamesgate happened but I haven't really heard anything about it since.
>>24302875
Post belly
But like I said earlier I'm not comfortable taking pictures of myself. That goes double for anything revealing.
>>24302979
Here's a quick phone pick. I really need to stop posting my belly, i find it disgusting.
>>24303077
Fuck, sideways pic, sorry...;_;
>>24303077
Doing anything to lose weight? I've recently cut my meals in like half, then half again. It's going okay so far I just wish I had the motivation to eat healthier. It's hard to get energy to do that.
>>24303123
I've been cutting calories (mostly from quitting pop) and i've been trying to get myself to start running or something. Or i might relapse and go full big belly mode. I used to be way bigger than that when all i did was eat and lift
>>24303165
You could, a lot of guys are into that. It's not super healthy most of the time but who cares desu.
Also
>pop
How far north are you anon
>>24302979
Yeah It can be very good for conversation since its slower and cozier. Also user created boards so there's little conflict of interest
>>24303215
I'm actually from southern KY, lol. We call it pop round these parts, skelly
>>24302097
Lucky. It's way easier to get with boys than with girls. If anything, the problem with your situation is most gays are huge sluts.
>gay thread
>no one in the thread is actually gay
>>24303270
How do we prove our gayness, anon?
>>24303286
ass pics
>>24303298
Kek, i'll leave that to guys with toned, shaved asses. Mine is hairy and no good to look at
>be fairly cute
>fuck up every relationship you're in
>even after breaking up, people still want to be lewd
what have i done
>>24303242
I feel like its getting better, since being openly gay is alot more accepted and constantly becoming more normal among normies, more boys are open to relationships rather than slutting around in secret
>>24303321
Welcome to being gay, lewdness everywhere. I just want some real love and understanding here
>>24303239
TIL. That's wonky. Also how close to Paducah are you that's the only city in KY I know.
>>24303228
I might check it out. Depends on if I remember mostly
>>24303344
this is pain
>>24303354
I live in laurel county, so its a small trip to paducah, not too bad
>>24303344
I think we are universal agreement on that anon
>tfw no one to love
>>24303395
You're tellin me. Try being a bearish 5'7 guy. Too short to be masculine enough for gay guys, but not girly enough due to muscles. I hate it
>>24303320
I hate that. I'm hairy like Farquaad because spanish genes and shaving is a literal pain in the ass. Back hair is the worst because you can't reach it easily.
I wonder if permanently laser shaving is a good idea.
>>24303439
The best i can do is post pics of me on the chans and dream about maybe someone falling for me here. Not happened yet though
>>24303453
you're telling me, try being a cute 5'7 boy. short enough to be feminine for gay guys, and uhh with absolutely no tone and look like a walking stick desu
but i guess people really like it...
sometimes i wish i was revolting so i'd figure out who really liked me.
>>24303431
I'm like an hour or two ish away from there. Haven't been in forever tho
>>24303461
I wouldnt go for it. I'm fine with my light coat of hair, since i'm not feminine or anything anyways, it kinda fits my whole deal. But if you hate the hair, i guess thats your best option
>>24303483
Kek, made me actually laugh. Well, you can always pretend to be ugly on the net. Chat up some guy here, get to know him, then drop the bomb that you're gorgeous after you both fall madly in love
>>24303488
Really?you're closer to me than 99.99% of 4chan man. never thought i'd find someone even that close
>>24303530
don't put words in my mouth, heh
i'm far from gorgeous. but i guess by robot standards i'm above average
>>24303298
I need to work my ass at the gym, I think it's non existent
>>24303587
Well, you got a very sexy dilemma regardless. I'm sure you'll find some gay guy to sucker into thinking you're uggo though. My plan is still foolproof
>>24303557
Small world I guess. Turns out someone I met on a privatesubredditgoes to the same college I do. So we became friends years ago even though we're pretty different people.
Anyways bedtime for me hopefully these threads become more common they cheer me up a bit
>>24303617
Unf. What a nice smooth rump. Also, that freckle is so cute.
>>24303620
heh, thanks. i'll keep that in mind.
>tfw you can't relate to other homos because you're not a Grindr prowling, poz chasing, 100 partner having slut
>>24303645
Or you could post lewd pics for me here? I mean, that plan isnt quite as foolproof, but it certainly would help me
>>24303657
oh peep just don't feel sorry for yourself anymore
>>24303657
Me either. I'm a painfully shy guy. I can lewdpost here but irl i freeze up so quick
>>24303668
sure, here's some uhh anus
>>24303718
I've never seen a more lickable taint. You are gorgeous, anon, sweet jesus
>be hot young muscled straight boy
>give presentation at uni
>guy keeps smiling at me. Looking directly into my eyes a bit too much.
>think there must be something wrong with me like I smell or my fly is undone.
>next week he gives a presentation on gay issues
I'm like a fucking magnet to you guys I know for a fact a few guys I know have had a fantasy about being the one to turn me gay.
>>24303768
It's a common fantasy for gay guys anon. Try and feel flattered. And maybe let one of them suck you off, i promise it'll be good
>>24303763
thanks, heh
>>24303657
I can't relate to them either, but I'm a kv with no friends so ..
>Got absolutely shit faced with some friends a couple of days ago
>One of the people in the group was a half-fag like me
>We had sloppy drunk makeouts a lot till I passed out on the floor
>he added me on facebook today
>feels good man
>>24303847
>Virgin gays
We really are hopeless faggots
>>24303818
Wew, goodness gracious you're gonna have me having wet dreams with pics like this. Maybe I shouldn't have asked for pics, the attraction is too strong lol.
>>24303879
i-i'm sorry, i can stop.
>>24303897
Kek you're fine, i'm just a little overwhelmed. You do need to catfish someone online before letting them know you got all this going on. You could have any guy you want with that kind of bod.
>>24301196
Gay man here, gay love is a myth. Gay men are literally incapable of love. I have actually seen gay men call romance a "fetish" because everything translates to muh dick to faggots. The only gay men who defy this are uggos and me, apparently.
>>24302096
You're exactly the sort of faggot I simply can not abide. Trying with all your might to be a cartoon version of a japanese girl, often combined with a cat. It's fucking disingenuous and sickening.
>>24303929
okay, i'll keep that in mind c:
>>24303976keep telling yourself that :^)
>>24303476
Can I have them anon~
>>24303976
As an uggo, you may be right. I could have sex, yet i'd still feel alone. Whats even the point
>>24303718
Anon, you have a beautiful anus <3
>tfw chubby butt and need squats ;_;
>>24304033
>You're wrong! Gay men aren't sluts! Gay love is real
>posts dick and asshole
Every time. And you think you've proven something wrong? Only proof that millennials have congenital brain damage.
>>24304033
Oh god someone save me. The precum these pics are causing are going to drown me
>>24304038
I'm this guy >>24303077
I doubt you'd want any pics lol
>>24304062
Dont change that chubby but plz. I want to slide my dick in between your cheeks, they look so smooth and soft.
Every single gay thread ever:
>A few people complain that gay men are all whores and it's impossible to find love
>Gay skanks bitch that that's all wrong!
>Then proceed to camwhore for 6 straight hours
It's repugnant, but what makes it true cancer is that it happens 100% of the time.
>>24303878
I just wanted someone to hold to be honest ..
>>24304033
your ass looks like a dick hungry abyss
>>24304079
Have you visited >>>/hm/ ? They love your body shape
>>24304119
Its just the people with such cynical generalisations I don't understand
>>24303617
uhh ive seen this ass before
jay?
>>24304194
>Its just the people with such cynical generalisations I don't understand
You mean facts? Yes, we know, you're retarded. There are literally millions of gay retards like you. And you're all drowning in an ocean of denial about the gay world.
>>24304194
They do? I've been, but thought they wanted real big bellies. Mine's only kinda chubby. Shoulda just stayed big. :\
>>24304033
Jesus dat ass muh dick is gonna explode
>tfw I'll never be striaght
>>24304224
Nope, not jay
>>24304105
Ty anon :) I think it definitely needs more definition ? Cuteboy butts are so much tighter like >>24304033
>>24304233
I'm sorry you feel that way, I couldn't live with such a grim outlook :/
>>24304332
Well, tight butts are alright, but sometimes i just wanna play with a soft ass like yours. But, if you want a tight one, go ahead. I'd love that butt either way
>>24304332
Like this anon said >>24304469
I like both kinds of butts desu
>>24304259
>>24304174
>>24304068
thanks guys c:
>>24304469
>>24304598
I've always been quite self conscious about it, thank-you anons
>>24304656
No problem!Kill yourself you stupid fucking attentionwhore.
>>24304706
No doubt, if i was in your area, i'd be wanting to see that qt butt everyday. But alas, i'm in the US. Anyways, i gotta sleep soon, do you think i could get one more pic, vocaroo, or something to keep you in my dreams tonight?
>>24304715i just kinda get off on the idea of bots touching their meat poles to me, didnt mean to ruin something
>>24304763
Well, rest assured, i'll be saving these pics for several heated faps to come. You have at least one new admirer today
>>24304763
Sure. Nothing like whoring yourself out for attention because you can't get it otherwise. You're pathetic.
>>24304786
Lol. Absolutely the saddest thing I've ever seen.
>>24304746
I don't have anymore with r9k file limit, if you leave a kik or steam, I can add you :)
>>24304763
Ignore it, you're cute and you wanna show it off. Most people including me appreciate it :3
>>24304822
Oh, i dont have either of those. Its ok though, i'm bound to see you again in another thread! Talk to you then, i'll be the sauve steamless, kikless robutt.
>>24304847
OK! Sleep cozy anon~
where does a slightly skinny boy go about finding someone to cuddle with? ;_;
>>24304921
Come to my house :3 but ull be an ocean away so maybe grindr/ hornet? If not find a qt on a Chan
>>24304957
But I'm so scared of meeting people while also really craving for affection ;___;
>>24304990
So am I, I have crippling anxiety, but its so much easier when the other person feels the same. We could cuddle and be too shy to speak <3
all these shy little pups who just need a snuggle, so cute
>>24298663
>tfw no cIingy and nice bf
More gay than nut, I fucking hate how being gay is just = using cat faces. I long for snuggly people but the fact that you're either gay or into cross dressing instantly meaning you type like a 14-year old.. Yeah no thanks.
>>24305032
Jesus christ, do you bite your sleeve on pictures too? U-uguuu~~
