This is what I want to say to people on social media
>picture
thanks for the update
>>24298524
what is stopping you... oh wait, you don't have friends
Do you expect people to actually know the precise part of France it's in? Because France is kind of just a blob. I'm fairly certain it's in the north eastern quadrant, but it's not like I can be super accurate about it.
Fuck! I guessed wrong and landed on Brussels. Back in highschool days I knew this shit.
>>24298524
Oooh fuck yeah! You're certainly gonna show em! Keep fighting the good fight man.
>>24298637
Was he 6'4" and full of muscles
>>24298668
She gave me head and made me breakfast :^)
It's better to ask them where Lebanon and Syria are when they spout the "Pray for all victims" shit
>VIA 9GAG.COM
Seriously, OP?
>>24298773
Fuck off. I love 9gag.
I go there to laugh.
I come here to shitpost
>>24298668
he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
>>24298524
Honestly without looking it up it's more or less exactly in the centre of France which is below Britain although I may be confusing it with Madrid's location in Spain.
>>24298800
Stay there and be among your own kind.
These boards turn to shit because you kids turn this place into a shitpost dumping ground instead of place you treat as an anonymous community
Looking it up right after I post this to see how close I was.
It's on that there river in the northern part of the country, partway down. I'm not gonna download that pic to point it out.
>>24298841
Yet you wast your time to argue with an anon over the internet. Congrats. You fell for it
>>24298630
Yeah I know it's closer to England because they have a tunnel running between them.
>>24298873
As far as I can tell I put it in more or less the right spot.
Feel free to fact-check me, robits.
>>24298800
You should kill yourself. You are cancer.
>>24298630
Some people actually know where cities are.
>>24298915
I think you a pretty spot on
>>24298873
>>24298524
>>24298524
Dude I've played EU4 and stared at Paris on the world map for hours at a time playing as France. Same thing with Eurotruck sim 2.
Normies don't know shit about places until it makes international news. They only care because they want to show their friends how caring and compassionate and trendy with news and politics they are. Just like the rest of their lives it's all superficial bullshit.
without looking anything up all i can tell you is it's by the seine river
>>24298630
I think OP's point is that a great deal of people wouldn't even know which country is France.
>>24298630
It's a major city. I think a decent amount of people who actually know France would know where it is.
>>24298668
>>24298637
>>24298807
>>24298721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmwxGIzJCy8
What is this picture about exactly?
Are you suggesting that you cannot care about a terrorist attack in a city just because you cannot immediately locate that city on a map?
I guess robots cannot be depressed unless they know the long and detailed history of how depression became recognized as a health condition.
>>24299146
>pretending to care about a city they can't even locate on a map
Don't do this btw.
I mean, it is [the current year], you can just google it to see where it is. You don't have to stay ignorant and get mad at people who know better.
>>24299146
It's saying that no one gives a shit about anything but themselves until something catastrophic happens and then it's gone as fast as it came and people are right back to not giving a shit again.
>>24299146
>I cant find paris the post
>>24299146
>Literally can't find Paris
>>24299213
Basically this.
It's a critique of slacktivism and general ignorance.
>>24299213
>>24299296
Yeah but a stupid "wake up sheeple" -tier one.
As much as I want to say people fake it and aren't genuine with their emotions, you really can't prove that because you can't read their minds. Just their actions and timing.
I tested this out this time. I posted about the attack while it was happening. No likes, no comments... nothing. That was Friday. Go to bed, wake up Saturday morning and BOOM every single fucking normie with their changed profile pics and sentimental posts. No one commented on mine.
It's like the collectively weren't paying attention until Facebook itself TOLD them to. But again, how do you prove that. I can only prove it the way I did and we know how -- a time stamp of sorts.
>>24299398
>Yeah but a stupid "wake up sheeple" -tier one.
But it's accurate.
What exactly is your problem here? You just sound mad that you don't know where Paris is.
>>24299296
Not a very good critique of those things if it doesn't say what's wrong with them. Slacktivism gets you good boy points from normies, which is it's intended purpose.
>>24299398
>It's like the collectively weren't paying attention until Facebook itself TOLD them to. But again, how do you prove that.
The fact that they're all sporting the profile picture that Facebook specifically put up for them to use is a pretty good indication.
Do you even have a Facebook account? You sound like you have absolutely no idea what goes on there.
>>24299146
>Murican education system . txt
>>24299416
>Slacktivism gets you good boy points from normies
And in what dimension is this a laudable concept?
>>24299453
Reality. I mean nobody says it out loud and most people don't consciously realize it, but that's why people do it. It's a normie meme, like giving to charity or the phrase "sick fuck."
>>24298958
>eu4
how's baby's first smart boy game going?
isn't what isis did just an act of war? i mean, not a terrorist attack, but a regular act of war? france has been fighting against isis in syria. so isn't this totally expected?
>>24299512
Haha shit, I never thought of it that way. It's been awhile since a western country has been attacked in a war, so the idea of it has left our collective consciousness. No wonder we're so upset.
>>24299497
>Reality.
You should try having an independent thought once in a while, I promise you that you'll feel better.
I know that the herd is comforting, but it also doesn't really get you anywhere.
>>24299512
Yes and no. France soldiers aren't going around Syria shooting up random citizens. What Isis did was terrorism.
>>24299603
this makes sense. if they had attacked some military building in france then it'd be different
>>24299596
Being different isn't intrinsically better. Most people figure that out after college.
>>24299502
m8, sometimes its fun to paint maps
EU4-CK2-VC2-HOI3-DEATH
>>24299512
>isn't what isis did just an act of war?
>>24299603
>France soldiers aren't going around Syria shooting up random citizens.
Shooting innocent people is an act of war, but it isn't a real military action. It's terrorism.
It's literally the difference between 9/11 and Pearl Harbor. Both are acts of war, one is terrorism, the other is a military action.
>muricans in charge of locating any european country or city on the map
Thats like expecting an european to pinpoint a single state on the murican map, most cant because they dont and dont have to give a shit about overseas places.
>>24299719
>most cant
Actually, pretty much every European I've ever spoken to can point out quite a few.
Their education system is leagues better than ours.
>>24298958
I'm more of a CK2 guy myself. EUIV is all fun though.
>>24298524
this thread is unironically about the 9gag image Op wants to share on facebook
>>24299719
Oh come on at least paris should be able to be pointed out, maybe not specifically where in france but at least inside france. shit that place has been around for at least 1500 years and theres so much history
Paris
Rome
L O N D O N
Moscow
Vienna
Berlin
should all be at least identifiable by people around the world, as should NYC, LA, Wash DC and the state of florida because memes
>>24299432
>Do you even have a Facebook account? You sound like you have absolutely no idea what goes on there.
No I just said "I posted on about the attack" because I DONT have the thing to post on...
I also said "until Facebook itself" because I apparently don't have a Facebook to notice what Facebook is doing.
You're a genius buddy.
>>24299409
Oh okay, lets play that game.
You're just made someone's paying attention something that's not YOU. How about that?
>>24299719
Anybody should be able to locate the general area of the capital of every country
And be able to locate every country.
Minor pardons for central african countries, no pardons for anything else
>>24298524
>>24298524
Oooh, yeah. Tell me the exact location of Tallahassee, Florida please. Also where exactly is Phoenix, Arizona? Or Austin, Texas? Moscow Russia. What do you mean you don't know the location of every major city in the world? Wow. You don't know where they are, that means you would only be pretending to care if over 100 people were mercilessly gunned down in any of them. You're such a poser for not knowing the specific location of every place in the whole world.
>>24299917
>You're just made someone's paying attention something that's not YOU. How about that?
I don't understand what this bizarre outburst has to do with what I said.
I made my opinion about this matter pretty clear, perhaps you could try responding to what I actually typed?
>>24299719
>>24299775
As an Australian, we'd be far more likely to point out European countries or cities than US states.
Who the fuck cares about US states?
>>24300014
>You're such a poser for not knowing the specific location of every place in the whole world.
Well...yeah, especially since they're all a google search away.
You're acting like it's some grand feat to learn a little geography. The Earth isn't actually that big, it takes very little effort to become acquainted with this stuff.
As for your challenge, yeah, I can actually point out all of those. Any educated person should be able to.
>>24300032
I live in the US.
I can confirm I don't even give a shit about US states
>>24300094
>being proud of being dumber than fuck
Your Participant trophy is being mailed to you as we speak.
>sandniggers in syria die everyday
"lol who cares"
>a group of people in paris die
"OMG SO SAD!!! #WeStandWithFrance"
>>24300123
>sandniggers in syria die everyday
Those are ISIS fighters.
You want us to cry for the same people who carried out the attacks in Paris?
>>24300149
ISIS has done things to the Yezedi's that make what happened in Paris look like a clean fair fisticuffs.
>>24298800
>i love 9gag
You don't deserve those double dubs, scum.
I honestly thought Paris was in the southeast of France before the terror attacks.
I can identify European countries on a map of Europe and I'm pretty good with the capitals and the names of other European cities but I wouldn't be able to say where in their countries they are. I guess I'm alright with Ireland though.
I only have so much brain capacity. Why spend it on that?
>>24300193
Yet there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>24298873
>I was the only person on this thread to actually attempt the challenge
>everyone else is just arguing about how stupid it is
>>24300254
You da real mvp
>>24299512
Yes, it's as if all the western countries collectively forgot that bombing kills people, and that they're actually currently in the midst of a WAR.
Who could imagine that WAR would have consequences? How dare those dirty Muslims fight back in the only way they can!
>>24299512
No Isis is not a recognized country and war is conflict between two recognized nation states.
Therefore it's just a large terrorist/rebel group
>>24300093
Just on the spot, without searching it, you could point out all of those places on a map. That isn't common knowledge.
>>24300399
>Just on the spot, without searching it, you could point out all of those places on a map.
Yeah.
>That isn't common knowledge.
Those are all major cities.
You just sound like you're trying to cover up for the fact that you're not very well-educated at all.
>>24300021
What you actually typed was an accusation so I returned with an accusation.
>>24300423
Matching flags to countries: important
Matching cities to countries: important
Placing countries on a map: important
Placing cities on maps of countries: unimportant and obscure
>IF YOU CANT NAME EVERY PROVINCE IN CHINA OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD THAN YOU CANT COMMENT ON ASTROPHYSICS!
>>24300093
>The Earth isn't actually that big
Most humans cant even fully comprehend how massive their city is compared to theirselves and a city is like a pixel compared to this entire fucking huge planet we live on.
>>24300511
>Placing cities on maps of countries: unimportant and obscure
Lol, I suppose it makes sense that you'd take this view, considering that you can't do it.
>>24300529
>>IF YOU CANT NAME EVERY PROVINCE IN CHINA OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD
What if I can name half?
Can I at least talk about spaceships? Is that OK with you?
>>24300014
>butthurt fag who can't read a map detected
>mfw he has no autismo powers
>>24298524
American who was good in school trying itpls no bully
>>24300591
If neither you nor anyone in your family has ever been to the eastern hemisphere, you're probably not gonna be able to locate eastern hemisphere cities on maps. In order to follow world news and politics, the only geography you need to know is which cities are in which countries and where those countries are located. Everyone knows these things and it's all they need to know.
>>24300529
This. Don't even think about discussing your opinions on murder unless you've actually killed someone.
>>24300729
>I'm dumb therefore everyone is dumb
Give it up, buddy.
>>24300685
Well...it is SOMEWHERE near there, but it's not within the bit you've circled. Nice attempt, at least.
>>24298524
What country is this?
>>24300685
>Draw a circle over a quarter of the country
>Still miss Paris
You tried.
>>24300801
Spain? Why ask?
>>24300801
I think that's Nicaragua.
>>24300801
The yellow bit is spain.
The small orange bit you put your dot in is Portugal.
>>24300823
Looks like a head.
>>24300801
Spain, you'd have been better off pointing to Portugal.
Here's one, circle the Baltic States.
>>24300902
>Here's one, circle the Baltic States.
Be nice, anon.
>>24300797
I'd probably win on Jeopardy without trying. I just can't tell you where in Spain Barcelona or Madrid are because literally who outside of Europe knows or cares about such things?
>>24300922
>literally who outside of Europe knows or cares about such things?
Educated people who know a thing or two about history and geography.
I feel genuinely sorry for you that you don't know enough about these subjects to find these places as interesting as I do. There is literally a whole world out there that is unavailable to you.
Europe, locate New Orleans.
>>24300977
How about even Chicago or Dallas or Houston or Miami or Philadelphia?
>>24299775
>Actually, pretty much every European I've ever spoken to can point out quite a few.
In my experience, Europeans can point out California, Texas, Florida, and New York. That's about it.
California and New York because of business. Florida because it's, oddly enough, a vacation destination. And Texas because their reputation for being.....Texas is a worldwide phenomenon.
Most Americans couldn't point out Denmark, but most Danes couldn't point out Tennessee, or Maine, or Minnesota.
>>24300977
>locate New Orleans.
Way, way too easy. You can't pick a location that's tangent to a major geographical feature like that. You have to pick some place so utterly unimportant that not even Americans know where it is. Here, let me show you how this shit is done, Anon:
Europe, locate Detroit.
>>24300974
You do realize that every single person in this thread probably knows stuff off the top of their head that you don't, right?
>>24301032
>You do realize that every single person in this thread probably knows stuff off the top of their head that you don't, right?
Of course, and consequently, I'm not attacking them for knowing those things.
You're the one shitting all over other people for this, not me.
>>24300977
Probably wrong..
>>24300974
>Educated people who know a thing or two about history and geography.
I've got multiple degrees and I know plenty of shit. But I unabashedly have no idea where in Spain Madrid and Barcelona are located. I literally give zero fucks and I expect the same of most people.
>>24301078
>I don't know something therefore nobody should know that thing
>>24300977
>Paris is capital of france which is also a well known country
>Has to be more complicated or it's not faair let them target a ghetoo
mf
>>24298958
>people didnt know about parks until friday
people arent nearly as ignorant as you think they are
Europe, locate Freedom.
>>24301056
That was my first post in this thread.
>I'm not attacking them for knowing those things.
Yes, instead you're attacking people for not finding interesting what you find interesting.
>>24301068
>What's all this shit?
The grey stuff is the Yukon Territory in Canada.
The green stuff is Alaska, which is one of two non-contiguous American states. It has an amazing wealth of natural resources. We bought it from the Russians for pennies because slavs are dumb.
>>24301130mfmfmfmfmfmfmfmf
>>24301164
>Yes, instead you're attacking people for not finding interesting what you find interesting.
I said I pitied you.
>>24300977
Too easy. How about
>Toronto
>Washington, DC
>Seattle
>Honolulu
>Long Island
Most Americans can locate those...I hope.
Here's a challenge for you guys
Locate all 8 state/territory capitals.
![111877df26[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jyj8UJf.jpg "111877df26[1].jpg")
>>24298524
>>24298524
I put red dots on all of the other nations' capitals as well. Eat shit. I know my geography.
>Netherlands has two seats of government
All other "random dots" are micronations like San Marino and Andorra.
>>24300254
>the challenge
>implying it's hard to locate fucking Paris.
>>24301205
Tasmania's the island
NSW's the green bit, right?
Darwin's in the top yellow thing.
That's all I got, I'm sorry aussiebro. At least we're all part of the anglosphere, amirite? You cunts still speak English down there, correct?
Here you go you dumb faggots
>>24301186
Again, I'm not >>24300922
>>24298630
>England is kind of just a blob
>I'm fairly certain it's in the south eastern quadrant
>but it's not like I can be super accurate about it!
Please listen to yourself.
We're not asking you to be fuckingrobotsand pinpoint it down to the nanometer, we're asking if you can at least identify it within the nearest 90 km.
>>24301245
Your naming states not capital cities. Although I really wouldn't expect a lot of people to name our states since we're so far away.Let alone the state capitals, I think I worded the question a bit wrong
Yep Tasmania's the island
NSW is the big Red above the green
Darwin's the capital of the yellow one
wait, so there's people who actually don't know where Paris is?
>>24301205
tasmania is the hardest
>>24301351
>Your naming states not capital cities.
Whups I misread your post, I thought you were asking for states and capitals.
I'm bad at australia.
>>24301205
Western Australia's capital is Perth, which is on the lower left hand coastline.
South Australia's capital is Adelaide, which is on the southern coastline in a more eastern than western direction. In that bay-ish area.
The green state is Victoria, its capital is Melbourne and roughly near the southern coast although I don't think it's on the coast.
Tasmania is the island in the south and its capital is Hobart on its southern coast(wtf is up with Australia and placing capitals on the southern coasts? Is it just the heat?)
The red is New South Wales and its capital is Sydney IIRC, which is the little asian colony mid way up its coast.
The big blue area is Queensland with its capital of Brisbane about one third up its eastern coastline.
The big yellow box in the north is North Australia(or Central, I forget) and its capital is the little Japanese punching bag of Darwin on the coast(I think it's around the center of its coastline).
The little red dot in NSW is the federal district of Canberra.
I wanted to move to Australia when I was 12. Then I grew up, but I still remember the research I did back then.
>>24301383
Spot on if your not an Aussie or anyone nearby congratulations
>>24301411
>I wanted to move to Australia when I was 12. Then I grew up
>>24299512
>isn't what isis did just an act of war?
See >>24300389# If any head of government or head of state declares the Paris attacks an 'act of war' then ISIS is instantly legitimized as a sovereign nation. It's kind of a bullshit exploit, but that's what happens when the devs don't give a shit any more and haven't released a patch to fix the Westphalia bug even though it's been known since 1648.
>>24301411
Got it
I don't know what's up with the capital placement properly got something to do with the sun rising on the the East. Or good ground or just wherever the British dumped some people off first
>be /int/ crossboarder
>look at this thread
Granted the latter half of this thread is good, but jesus
>>24299220
When did he say he couldn't find Paris? Are you stupid?
>>24298630
>muricans everybody
And no I'm not French but it's Paris ffs! That'd be like not knowing where Jew York is
>>24300685
I see it you cheeky devil.
>>24298524
I can't even locate my own home town on a map
>>24301628
But New York is important, Paris is nothing but frogs like this board
France is a first world country and Paris is one of the most well known cities in the world, I could understand if this was bumfuckitzan but these are bitter, tryhard 9gaggers that feel euphoric that people give sympathy, what about people here? I've seen everyone disapproving and give contempt to the attackers, are they "faking" it to? There'd literally be no reason to because there are no likes. Go back to 9gag you meme loving fuck
>>24298524
Who gives a damn? How many French people know exactly where D.C. is?
>>24301741
>New York is important, Paris is nothing
Nah, there's nobody who actually thinks this way.
Unless...oh, are you actually from NYC?
>>24301938
It was more of a stab at frogposters
>>24299024
>>24298524
how does this invalidate their opinions?
>>24299664
Yes, or maybe like the difference between D Day and the Hiroshima bombing.
>>24300149
The ISIS folks have been butchering civillians constantly down there.
But nobody cares about that either.
Had Sadam Hussein still been dictator in Iraq he's have fucked up those ISIS kids a long time ago.
>>24301201
I tried
I can't locate the state where D.C. is, must be a really small one
>>24303103
D.C. isnt in a state
you are really close though
its between VA and MD
>you can't empathize unless you are good at geography
All you are good at is nitpicking on the irrelevant details
>>24301255
Fucking dubs and /thread.
>>24303103
DC isnt in a state, its a bit north of where you marked near the boarder of virginia
>>24303103
wait I thought toronto was higher up
oh well not my problem im not canada
>>24303103
dc isnt in a state lmao
>>24301211
>not marking Constantinople
>being this much of a kek
>>24303304
>>24303349
>>24303211
>the state where D.C. is
He didnt say it was a state you mongs.
>>24303211
>>24303304
>>24303349
but I thought there was a state of Washington?
>>24303418
Washington state and Washington D.C. are two different places.
DC is a federal district, not a state.
>>24303402
can you read? they said dc isn't IN a state. holy shit
yurop here
how did I do?
>>24303513
I don't know, you put New Orleans in the water senpai
>>24303513
tips:
New Orleans is inside the toes of Louisiana.
Chicago is just south of Wisconsin.
>>24303513
You only got Miami and Seattle. New Orleans, Chicago, Detroit, and Houston were kinda close though.
Everything else is lmao
Toronto is way farther south than people think it is. It's in the southern region of Canada between Michigan and New York.
>>24303513
>Philadelphia is in North Carolina
>>24303513
>yurop here
What kind of yuropoor are you?
>>24303559
>Chicago...were kinda close though.
Yeah, for being in entirely the wrong fucking state.
>>24303531
this pic always makes me go hmmmm
>>24303531
>you put New Orleans in the water senpai
But that's accurate.
>>24303513
thanks for the laugh
>>24298524
Who else here knows every country and their capitals? Too much time on wikipedia desu, but I would never admit that, people that know stuff like that are usually always elitist assholes in some way
>>24303593
He basically marked Milwaukee. That's really fucking close to Chicago. Being in the wrong state is pretty irrelevant when it's that close.
Philly being in NC on the other hand, Jesus Christ.
>>24303684
Who else here /has been to every country and their capitals/?
>>24303704
>He basically marked Milwaukee. That's really fucking close to Chicago. Being in the wrong state is pretty irrelevant when it's that close.
Nigger I've lived in Milwaukee, it isn't Chicago.
Chicago is in Illinois, which is an objectively inferior state to Wisconsin. Don't confuse the two.
>>24298524
How'd I do senpai?
>>24298524
what the fuck is going on with crimea in that map
>>24303740
Sorry for triggering you nigger. The point stands that for a foreigner he was really fucking close to being correct.
>>24303793
>Sorry for triggering you nigger
I accept your apology. I understand that not everyone can be as perfect at everything as I am. It's fine, I forgive you.
>>24298524
I've been to Paris living near the clichy-sous-bois suburbs more than 5 times and I couldn't bother/care to find out where paris is on a map. What is your point? You can show others how autistic you are by knowing where things are on a map?
>Dur hurr I need to know where Paris is on a map to validate how I feel about 129 innocent civilians being killed by mudslimes for no reason
Also fuck off back to 9gag
>>24303751
pretty close but the wrong river ma m8
Most normies can't even find russia or china on a map
>>24303848
>why should people be expected to have a baseline level of knowledge before having political opinions
>>24303848
>I've been to Paris living near the clichy-sous-bois
...shit, you must be really hardcore
>>24303848
>What is your point? You can show others how autistic you are by knowing where things are on a map?
Lol wow, damage control is a real concept. I had no idea.
>>24303848
Man I live in clichy sous bois
>>24302229
It validates how stupid they are and how stupid people think with their feels and not their brainbox.
>>24303868
emotion=/=political opinions?
>>24303887
I was studying abroad senpai, and it was hard finding a decent place to rent for cheap
Here are the states I could get without random guessing.
>tfw american and don't know which state is which
>>24303996
>not being able to recognize Montana
the jokes write themselves.
why are americans so fucking dumb
>>24304101
Common core.
>>24303996
It doesn't really matter anon it doesnt make anyone better than you just because you dont know what they do
>>24304101
two busy fighting wars 2bh
>>24304101
we focus on the important things.
you only need one dude who knows where paris is to shoot missiles at it.
>Geography thread
Who /sporcle/ here?
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/europe
Interested in how my fellow Americans do on this quiz.
>>24304252
fuckin iron curtain
>>24304252
Got 30/47 and I'm from France
So many irrelevant countries on this map it's ridiculous. Draw a triangle from Germany/Russia and Turkey and you could do without them in the EU.
>>24304359
pretty good anon, the balkan peninsula is a mess
>>24304398
feel dumb for forgetting Ukraine and some of the others but whatever.
Also who owns this shit?
>>24304359
>>24304379
>>24304398
>dumb neets congratulating eachother on being dumb
never change 4chin
>>24304436
i think germany used to lol
>>24304436
Apparently it's Russia's
Had to google it as well as it was so intriguing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaliningrad_Oblast
>>24304436
Russia, it's kaliningrad
>>24301628
I'm Merican and I know where Paris is, but not Jew York. Thanks, Grand Strategy.
>>24298524
Where is the biggest city in Somalia?
Where is the Pirates main base?
Where is the part where that Baka Ethiopia stole from us?
>>24304534
>Where is the biggest city in Somalia?
Mogadishu
>Where is the Pirates main base?
I'm going to guess it's Puntland given the proximity to Gulf of Aden and because Somaliland in the north is de facto independent and stable.
>Where is the part where that Baka Ethiopia stole from us?
That big chunk of worthless desert jutting into the country. It's a disputed border. Granted, I don't see the point. It's not like anyone is illegally immigrating from one porta potty to another.
Except maybe India, porta potties would be a big step up for them.
>>24304534
Mogadishu (i know this from black hawk down)
It's in the water, they're pirates
Idk lol
>>24304578
I was going to reply, but this Anon wrote essentially what I was doing to say.
Thank you, random Anon.
clap here, all of my knowledge comes from being with a EU guild for the past 3 years and many rts/grand strat games
>2015
>not knowing the capital of Paraguay
How are you going to get pussy without a consummate knowledge of world geography?
>>24304625
>mfw he doesn't know the capitol of suriname
>gsg autist
>history is my passion in life
>people not knowing this is completely baffling to me
>>24304649
>baffled that people don't know the intimate details of their hobby
sounds autistic to me
>>24304625
>How are you going to get pussy without a consummate knowledge of world geography?
You can't, basically.
>>24304646
>mfw he can't tell Slovenia from Slovakia
>>24304625
Asuncion
>>24304646
You got me.
>>24304679
paramaribo fag
>tfw one of the few I remember from 4rd grade
>Hey Anon, could you help me out? ~
>Which nation does Constantinople rightfully belong to?
>>24298524
Tried my best.
>>24304752
Jesus Christ what a booty! That'd be an impressive ass on a latin woman, but on an Asian woman it is godlike.
>>24304774
There's only one paris, not 20+
>>24304998
>being this american
origicontentde
>>24305151
Then how do you tell all the Pariis apart?
>>24304752
You could at least post the high-res version.
Why does it matter if you can pinpoint Paris on a map? In what way does that invalidate one's sympathy or investment in an incident?
Apparently I know your countries better than you know our states yuropoors
I only know where it is from playing HoI2 and bombing the shit out of it with tac-bombers and flanking it with german armoured divisions dozens and dozens of times
>Before you can express sympathy or be concerned about people dying you must know their geographical location on a map.
You sure got them, bub.
>>24298524
About halfway between the centre of France, and the northernmost point.
QTB
>>24298524
>mfw i pointed at spain on my screen
>>24300977
I really like this band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nndeua9wZI
fucking microstates lad
>>24301628
Except New York is by the ocean and has a noticeable shape, making it much easier to find on a map, retard.
>>24304752
>>24305221
Which one of these is edited?
>>24307776
>I don't give a fuck about your shithole country, but it's america dude, everyone should know about america
>>24298958
EUIII, Vick I & II, and CK1 & 2 are why I'm so good with geography.
Circled france in red, the dot is paris
>>24304534
Don't you have a border dispute with Kenya as well?
>>24301211
man, I wish I'd had a good school.
Now locatethe best country in the EU:
Amsterdam
>>24298524
People Will just Google search it if you post it on face book and act like indignant bastards.
>>24304676
Slovakia is located in central Europe, and borders Poland, Ukraine, the Czech republic, Austria, and Hungary. It's capital is Bratislava near the western border. It is formerly a part of Czechoslovakia.
Slovenia is located on the northern portion of the Balkan peninsula, but can also be placed in central Europe. It borders Italy, Austria, Hungary, Croatia, and the Adriatic sea. It's capital is Ljubljana located near the geographic centre. It is formerly a part of Yugoslavia.
Fun fact: both countries are the only Slavic nations today whose names refer to their people.
I forget which rivers Bratislava and Ljubljana are located on though.
>>24298524
Paris is in France, right under Normandy
>>24298800
Go the fuck back, faggot.
Is this unironically a thing?
I get not knowing meme cities like basically every other city in Europe, but Paris is pretty well known
>>24299871
>should
>should
But why? How does that enhance the live of most people?
>>24301383
>not knowing where Tasmania is
I'm a fucking amerifat and I know where Tasmania is
>>24309145
Knowledge in general isn't supposed to enhance your life, but it gives you awareness and allows you to make decisions or form opinions given limited circumstantial information.
>>24307816
Did you even read my post, or did you just make up a strawman and think it applied?
>>24298524
Well how many of them could point out New York?
>>24309505
Most of them?
New York isn't anywhere near as historically relevant as Paris either
>be awesome at these map games
>can locate/name any big city, country, capital, etc.
>tfw it's knowledge with zero use in the real world
>>24304252
43/47
Couldn't fucking get Liechtenstein because I couldn't spell it properly for the life of me
>>24309588
i know that exact feel bro
bloxlboxblxlox
>>24298524
i dont even know where france is
I mean all these little countries in europe, its hard to remember right?
>>24298524
Wtf is going on with Crimea on this map?
>>24304252
196/196 on world countries
not counting palestine
>>24302229
>someone who can't find france
>>24298524
smdh, not even ONE correct answer
>>24298524
>this thread
>all these retarded people
This board truly gives me cancer.
>>24311665
>everyone is an idiot in this thread except me
>even though I didn't meaningfully contribute to the discussion at all
>>24304252
Forgot Kosovo, which isn't even universally recognized.
>>24299071
what the literal fuck is this shit
>>24311720
>discussion
What discussion? I obviously know where fucking Paris is, you absolute moron.
>>24304359
How did you get Andorra and Luxembourg and miss Ukraine?
What would Her Highness think?
>>24311778
Maybe you should read the thread
bloxbboxbloxxloxl
