You guys are some funny fucks.
Why can't you get a gf? Women love guys that can laugh
because we are ugly and breath out of our mouths
>She thinks you're funny
>Chad blows his load on her tummy
Because I can'tget dubs
>>24298339
women love money, social status and unconsciously dicks owned by good looking people
>>24298339
>Women love guys that can laugh
while also being chad.
prior part optional
I'm not funny.
women don't actually enjoy stand up comedians or things like that. stuff that is actually funny
what they like is chad teasing her, social dominant male picking on another male to show his dominance
wanting a 'guy that can make them laugh' just means social dominance. thats it. its a nice way to say it, because they won't find a robot funny and then can say 'he didnt make me laugh at all ughhhh'
try to dispute this fem 'bots'. you cant
>>24298339
Because I'm ugly and physically awkward as fuck. Plus you need constant wit and good timing to be funny irl whereas on here you have plenty of time to come up with something with no fear of failure.
>>24298412
>you tell jokes and she always laughs
>chad nuts right in her ass
>>24298339
>Hey S-s-stacey that thing you just said? *nervously swipes at phone* I have this cartoon frog picture that goes perfectly with this situation...
>>24298339
>robot tells joke
>no one pays attention to him as usual
>Chad repeats same joke, perhaps even forgetting key parts of it
>OMG Chad you're so funny ;)))))))
Humor is all about presence and delivery, both of which the robot is lacking or is too socially crippled to properly execute
>>24298339
Got called creepy a few too many times in my life.
I feel like once you get labelled as creepy it's basically game over.
What a cruel thing to say
>>24298501
This. I have done stand up a few times but my humor is all self deprecating depressing shit. I think that everyone in the crowd called a suicide hotline for me
>>24298613
I remember when I was nine and there was something of a joke contest at school. It was just to fill the time after it turned out nobody brought anything for show and tell.
I told a joke and got silence. I got a couple of blank stares and others seemed disinterested. Next guy comes up and says the same fucking joke. Class laughs their ass off, even the teacher. Same joke and ever the same delivery.
Cunts.The lot of them, fucking cunts.
So a couple sand niggers walk into a French barin the name of their death cult and goat fucker god, they kill 140+ people and injure 360+ with the body count still rising
>>24298707
If you're white please don't do self-deprecating humor
>>24298501
YEAH SOCIAL DOMINANCE
BRO SCIENCE JUST LIFT BRO
LEADER OF THE FUCKING ANIMAL KINGDOM
OH SHIT IT'S CHAD
HE'S PICKING ON THAT KUCKOLD!
OHHH AND HE'S BEEN KUCKOLDED!!
BACK TO THE PUSSY PLANTATION HE GOES THAT BETA ORBITER
>>24298739
I like it, very funny.
>>24298501
this
"a guy that can make them laugh" means hey listen to me make fun off that guy that is not as attractive as me
>anon you're so funny
>you're like a cool older brother
>>24298339
GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS
GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY
GIRLS WILL LAUGH AT BOYS WHEN THEY'RE NOT FUNNY
>>24298790
im obviously poorly educated and cant write well
but the idea is right you memelord
IM ASIAN HOW COULD I POSSIBLY
Not enough confidence, basically
>>24299174
>im obviously poorly educated
EXACTLY
>>24298339
tfw she has better abs than me
>>24298339
No one wants those kind of girls except for a quick fuck because they are fake and high maintance
>they cant let go of their Iphones even no they're in bathing suits
>>24299548
it doesnt detract from the idea being fundamentally correct
Because I can't get to know girls past a superficial level, when you know a girl, you discover bad things.
Friday night I met this girl, she looked smart and was very attractive too, then she said a phrase that enraged me so hard I barely could contain myself:
>"I was doing my hair"
Dind't want to ruin the night to my friends so I just walked away, she looked confused...I bet she's have that expression even if I explained it to her.
I'm a very refined observer and thinker, I learned red flags the hard way and I spread them on 4chan since 2010, it's filtering through.
I'm forced to be lonely, it's ok.
>>24298600
Dude you should do standup!
>>24298476
Yeah, most people here aren't funny. I'm not funny either.
>>24299858
Not even memeing: are you genuinely autistic?
>consistently made entire classrooms of females laugh on a somewhat regular basis
>several female friends tell me that I'm funny
None of it matters if you have average or sub-average looks. Looks are THE most important aspect to a woman.
>>24299858
I'm pretty happy that you will never be passing on your genes to be honest family.
>>24300035
Are you genuinely a normie scum?
>>24298412
If you want to fuck her you don't have to make her laugh, you have to make her wet
>>24300000
QUINTS CONFIRMS
protip: girls like confidence, and if they like you, they'll laugh at whatever you say, even if it isn't very funny.
>>24298412
>you look like Rob Schneider
>he cums inside her
You can't "get" a girlfriend, you can interact with people, find someone you like, and try and work on things, and be open, honest, and direct about your intentions. Don't try to weasel your way in by becoming someone's friend and then hoping they notice you. That's incredibly dumb. Girls aren't objects, they're people, with emotions, wants and needs, and all the same hang ups (or similar enough) as you. If you want to meet someone who you're attracted to and compatible with, you have to work on being attractive and confident enough for this person to notice you and want to be with you. But your goal shouldn't be getting a girlfriend, it should be to be a better version of yourself now, and maybe one day you'll attract someone. Having a girlfriend doesn't make your life easier or even better, it makes it more difficult, more work, and a bunch of other stuff because now you have two people's shit to manage and also potentially fuck up. But it can be great long term if you meet the right person.
cuz they're not actually funny
>>24298339
its hard to laugh and have fun with girls who arent
>>24300000
gotta check those
>>24298707
This is my favorite kind of stand-up, as long as I can believe you are being honest. Probably because I can relate.
I cant take anything seriously when in person
and I constantly make unintentional jokes when speaking so neither can other people
>>24298339
I can make laugh almost anyone and anytime and people often tell me that I'm funny (I don't think so). Am I loved by women?
>>24300208
>girls like you
And that's it boys, it's /thread/
because like 70% of my humor and poignant observations are derived from hating women
pic related is how my phone call yesterday with an okcupid match ended
Most normies don't appreciate our particular brand of black/absurdist and self-depreciating humor. Besides we are mostly autistic basket cases and disaffected edge-lords anyways. Not having sense of humor is the least of our problems if we can't talk to people.
>>24299858
underrated autism
>>24299858
dang
autism for real
