Mark my words, I am gonna bless everyone this year for Christmas, but only those who haven't been naughty. You know the rules.
>>24298101
I'd like a qt gf
a quick and painless death and my memory to be erased from everyone who once knew me
>>24298101
>You know the rules.
What is this thread?
who /naughty/ here?
>>24298101
>24298101
I want a GF who I can sadistically torture for several weeks.
I just want the qt I sit next to for christmas :(
* Raspberry Pi 2
* Some jap /lit/, primarily Soseki and Kawabata
* Sweaters, new jeans
>>24298160
this made me crack up so hard that i almost threw up and i have no idea why this made me laugh as much as i did
How come Christmas isn't as exciting as it was when I was a child?
let me be happy
>>24298209
I like your /lit/ taste, anon. Are you giving someone a wishlist or planning to get them yourself?
I'd really like some new shoes please..
>>24298245
well im glad i can bring someone joy
An eight ball of heroin
A gram of cocaine
40 2 milligram Xanax bars
20 Quaaludes (or Mandrex, I'm not a perfectionist)
And 20 Placidyls if you can find them.
Oh and a quarter pound of weed.
Please? I'll be good, I swear.
for my emotions to come back
I'd like a PS4 with a few games please.
All I want is to feel mentally stable, and thetime to practice things I want to be good at.
I am a wagekek (neetbux are impossible once you start working, I've tried) and it destroys my life, my sanity, everything. I want to be really good at specific things. I wish I had more time.
I don't want friends, gf, find happiness, anything like that. Just to be good at certain things, and mentally stable enough to practice it.
>>24298386
and some percocets in a pear tree
>>24298182
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>>24298101
>that's the exact lingerie I used this past christmas eve to my high school sweetheart
>three hours later after having kinky santa sex I find out he was cheating on me
>met up with a girl online the day I went christmas shopping for him because he knew i'd be out all day
Of course it carried into Christmas day, got home from my friend's house at 3am and gave the taxi driver the $100 that was going to be his Christmas money (plus some gifts.)
Ugh this Christmas in general is going to suck for me, it was a terrible type of feel that I wouldn't wish anyone would have on a jolly day like that. It would be great if I had a wonderful one this year to cancel out last year's and make my like Christmas again.
>>24298270
I gave a list to my parents, but I don't realistically expect to get those items. They live on the other side of the country and prefer more kitschy gifts. I'll buy them on my own if not. My jap lit backlog is already pretty decent, might add bookshelves to the original list.
i just want peace
maybe death
as long as it brings me peace
if dubs ill get a gf for xmas
>>24298386
DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>24298585
w-what does double dubs mean????
>>24298608
it means he gets nothing
>>24298466
chads gonna chad
how did you not see this coming?
