>you wiII never experience this
>>24297903
Why the fuck would I want to touch some pale skin bitch's clit anyway it's probably infested with fish-smelling crabs knowing the whorish ways of all white women.
>>24297903
mfw i've experienced it and it wasn't that amazing or life-changing, and...guess what...your arms get tired and eventually you want to get up and go to the gym but she's still there bitching around and your whole day is put off by the slow-ass morning you just had snuggling.
>Neither will you.
>>24297903
Gone forever. So sad.
I have. Good for 5 10 minutes then you actually want to fall asleep so you roll to the other side
Still a virgin tho
>>24297941
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes
>>24298014
This story would be more accurate to the robot's scenario if all the other forest animals ejaculated on the grapes before the fox found them
>>24297903
It's aiight
Maybe nice the first couple of times, but after like a year of dating what's the point? Seriously you don't continually feel a sense of euphoria from it. It's like a video game you've been playing most days for a year, eventually you get so sick of it that you can't even remember how it was good in the first place.
ITT robots who had girlfriends but no longer do and now since they no longer do why not complain about how it was when they did yet make another post longing for a woman...........
I may, I may not. I don't know when but it's not an implausible reality that can arise. I could have alright but there has been an unwillingness that made reject it every time something like this could have arisen.
>>24298055
And the fox said, "I'm glad I can't reach those grapes, I bet all the other forest animals ejaculated on those. I saw a squirrel fuck a grape once. Fucking grapes. I hate them. Their lives are so great, on easymode, always high-up in trees, and I'm born on the ground. Sluts. I hope this whole forest burns down. I'll be happy when that happens."
>>24297903
fucking hate that guy. hes in every one of her fucking videos.
>>24298103
Nope, /r9k/ very clearly polarises the two kinds of people on here. Kissless virgins who have always longed for a girlfriend, and guys who have had or currently do have girlfriends and realise it isn't that great. These two rarely mix, once you've had a long term girlfriend I don't think you can ever go back to that same way you longed for one, because you realise there's a couple of high moments, but no matter how good they are it's mostly just tedium.
>>24298196
So would you rather just be alone forever? Don't you like having a partner to do anything with, do just be by your side?
I probably will eventually. I have a bf. Is gf more difficult?
Hair gets caught in your mouth during the night and you'll wakeup with drymouth and a bad cough.
Plus, women must be really dense or something. Even a girl who only weighs 120 pounds or so seems to indent the bed to the point where it doesn't feel natural.
Would not recommend.
>>24298286
He full of shit. Having a gf is great. It can get boring but your life is much better with one. I haven't talked to a person in 9 months
>>24298157
>recognizing male porn stars
I have some news for you
>>24298360
if hair is such a problem then tell her to shave..
itt a bunch of gayfags.
>i will never wake up with tits in my face
why even fucking live?
>>24298286
if she doesn't have a heart and doesn't care about you, why would you want that? It be living a lie.
I missed out so fucking hard on this
>>24298286
Please trust me, after a couple of gf's I can now guarantee I am never getting married.
Don't picture it in some fantasy way in your head, picture it REALISTICALLY. Think about how different men and women are, and how a women with you could improve anything you like to do.
Browse 4chan?
>"What the fuck why is there so much porn on here"
>"Omg you waste so much time on this site"
>"How do you find that meme funny?"
Playing video games
>"I'm here you're mean't to give me your attention"
>"This is dumb, how do you play? What's the point"
>"ugh such a nerd"
Travel?
>WHINGE
>WHINGE
>WHINGE
Even sex no matter how beta you are you get sick of the same person. Once you know a person well most people run out of interesting things to discuss and it degenerates into just gossip. They soak up every spare dollar and minute you have so you have no time to do the things you like. And you either get two options, either girlfriends who give you space because they don't really give a shit about you and are out partying with chads, or girls that are SUFFOCATINGLY attached who cry over the slightest thing you do that doesn't involve them. Possibly most importantly, ALL relationship are a constant power struggle. Over who cares the least and who has the other one scared to lose them, so every single thing you say and do slightly pushes or pulls the power shift and it's constantly in the back of your mind and mildly stressing you at all times. Then I mean of course you also add in the potential element depending how beta you are of constantly risking your heart being broken by them cheating or leaving you.
I cannot express this enough, the sex and company is not worth the bullshit.
>>24298365
>I haven't talked to a person in 9 months
Yeah sounds great
>>24298500
m-maybe you didn't find the right girl? it c-can't always be that bad
I'll never walk on the moon, either. Or be a professional racing driver. Or (in all likelihood) a billionaire.
Letting it bother you is pointless.
>>24298612
I have dated around 6 girls and am currently in a relationship I want out of
>inb4 get the fuck out normie
Seriously I belong here as you can probably tell
Their personality influences it a little bit, and some relationships are obviously better than others, but the things I'm listing are a result of HUMAN NATURE, and the problems that arise from that are unavoidable.
I've done it before and it's nice, but I don't long for it anymore.
>spend night twice with gril
>ask if she wants to come over
>"I dont care"
Why even bother if they're showered with so much attention they don't invest themselves into anything anyway?
>>24298705
You at least have someone near you or around you. It's a primal instinct, toxic or not.
I have.
It's okay. It's really not physically comfortable though.
Especially when you want to go to sleep.
I assure you, you can't sleep like that.
>>24298705
Maybe you need a fembot, or someone who shares your interests in 4chan, vidya, and whatever else you like.
Perhaps you've been dating the wrong type this whole time.
I've woken up to this dream everyday for the past 2 months. I used to be blase about not having a girlfriend but then something it suddenly changed. Why must I feel this constant pain? I've never hurt anyone.
>>24298732
Honestly before I had my first girlfriend I thought the same, I thought "Maybe you deal with a couple of arguments here and there and risk breaking up, but at least you never have to be lonely, you have someone who cares about you and appreciates you, and validates your worth"
Boy was I wrong, nothing makes you feel more depressed than being stuck in a shitty relationship, and by shitty relationship I mean all relationship over about a year tops. Serious, the loneliness is better, none of those things are worth a shit once you've had them, you realise none of it makes you feel good about yourself, the only thing that can do that is you. I desperately want to be alone and alone for the rest of my life, except maybe a small group of friends, and then I can just dedicate myself to my passions and things I enjoy, but I'm stuck in this fucking commitment because the girls Dad is a traditionalist psycho and thinks that men and women should only date one person for the rest of their lives and I'm legitimately scared he may harm me if I dumb his daughter, plus the guilt of hurting her and the hate I'll get from everyone I know. WAKE ME UP.
>>24298136
Turbokek pls go
>>24298136
The fox seems to have things figured out if you ask me
>>24298925
Then prepare for the dump then dumbass.
Wait until fuckwit manhandler is on vacation to dump his daughter, and either move somewhere else or be prepared to call the police on him if he comes a knocking.
As for the guilt, get over yourself.
>>24298815
It sounds superficial but like all men I don't want to date someone unattractive, and all fembots seem to be just that.
>"So you're so picky you want someone just like you and attractive? Then probably should just accept being single forever"
Yes I'll do exactly that, I'll be very happily single forever. I don't think I should have to compromise if I don't want to at all. Again I don't think it's been the wrong types of women though, I think it's the human nature aspects of power struggles that I really hate, and that's inseparable from being in a relationship.
>>24297903
Angelica went full holocaust mode anyway
>>24299018
Anyway this was not intended to be about me
I just wanted to make a public announcement to robots
DO NOT ENVY THOSE IN RELATIONSHIPS
>>24298500
>not getting a porn loving gf who browses the chan and will will play vidya with you.
>>24297903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4iX5D9Z64
You will experience this forever.
>>24299089
That and being mentally stable are mutually exclusive characteristics my friend
>all these people that don't want to experience the OP pic
sure is ghey in here
>>24297958
This. It's not everything it's cracked up to be you tremendous faggots. Having a girl in your life won't quell your exustential anguish. It won't tell you how to be a good person. It won't teach you to be successful. Are you really such slaves to your sex-crazed monkey brain?
But i love her! Why? What reason does a consciousness have of loving another conciousness in a romantic way?
>>24299046
>her rocco scene
My favorite Angelica scene
>>24299158
Depression t b h
>>24299250
Same. Can't drag anyone else down
Yes i know it isn't the full quote
>>24297903
Already have.It's been a long time.
>>24298157
Shit this is porn? I was vaguely wondering "who's taking pictures of people cuddling" and now it makes sense.
>>24297903
I love to live.
You got what you wanted. Well played. Hurting people is what you do apparently. What are you still doing here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-veTvuvjwYE
>tfw ur life will never b this ez and good.
the dude didnt even finish middle school f.a.m
i did this this morning and then she sucked me off and let me cum in her mouth
>>24298705
get the fuck outta here normie
>>24299614
His life's good and his girlfriend is hot, no doubt, but his happiness now is at the expense of later. With no education and no hope for a job once he slightly ages and isn't attractive anymore with no work experience, you really think this chick won't drop him for a rich chad? Of course she will, and he'll live miserably there after everyday just reminiscing about those sweet 5 years or so he had when he was in his 20's, knowing there's nothing else to look forward to in his life. Not 'mirin.
>>24299614
Everyones life looks good in slow motion with dance music
>>24299666
nice tripz
I'm actually more interested in the bed. Looks like a nice one. That headboard is amazing as far as I can tell.
>>24297903
experienced it, arm fell asleep. was more of a pain in the ass trying to not get our arms in the way, ruined the experience
>>24297903
I used to feel like shit about never experiencing this, but now, at age 22, there's no longer enough time. My time for getting to experience that is up.
On top of work, paying bills and hobbies, it's just not realistic for me to ever meet a woman.
>try online dating
I'd rather go without food for a week. I don't have the energy to spare with that shit.
>those nails
>>24298705
You don't belong here.
Fuck off, normie.
>>24298136
kek, I'm now imagining a frustrated fox jumping for grapes that are just out of his reach, screaming REEEEEE with each attempt
that feel when you want intimate physical contact more than you want anything sexually related
>>24299898
I was just like you 3 years ago. Completely lost hope of ever forming ANY relationship outside of my parents and siblings let alone a romantic one, hell I've even become a complete stranger to cousins who I was close with during my childhood. At 25 years old, my love for solidarity only continues to solidify and will grow stronger as the years pass. It gets better with time, but I think it's mostly to do with how much hope you have of supporting yourself doing something that's bearable.
>>24300088
Thanks anon, this is what I'm hoping, that my ability to deal with loneliness grows.
Who cares, I fucking hate women
>>24298500
THIS
H
I
S
So fucking much. Love is something you trick yourself into believing.
>>24300163
>women get bashed on the /r9k/ board
genius
>>24299919
I concur it's gross
>>24298500
Yeah, weird how you dated someone with dissimilar interests and ended up disappointed.
>>24300007
You were really impressed with that one eh?
I have experienced that.
It's nice but then my arm gets tired so I turn around and lay against the wall cause it's nice and cold and she takes the whole fucking blanket like an asshole.
Fuck you whitney.
>>24300379
I addressed that later
The only type of girls who are essentially robots who like video games and dank memes
Are either
- Mentally unstable
- Very unattractive
- Or both
Whole new worse complications arise from dating these types of women.
You neet rowboats ruin everything. The fox and grapes was never like that. Its not hard to get a gf. Stop trying for 10/10s and get a 3/10 or a hamplanet.
You'll experience cuddling up and sex. Just not with your ideal mate. I mean it's men in general that are spoiled. They think all they need to do is flash some money around. Couldn't be further from the truth.
>>24298705
>gfs are Shit you don't want one trust me
>Yeah I've dated SIX of those. Why I keep pursuing them if I know they suck? eehhhh.. JUST TRUST ME OK
>>24298136
please go back to le reddit were u came from
>>24298925
Why do you keep getting gfs then?
Are you going to stay alone the rest of your life after this one?
What do you mean stuck?
>>24298925
Just stop going along with her shit and act like she can't decide shit.
Either she'll break up with you or she'll start liking you for being more alpha.
>>24300637
Try lurking a little more, you obviously have no idea about how robots have it if you think we have no gf just because we're trying to get 10/10 girls.
>>24301706
>>24301153
Because I believed what pretty much every anon in this thread is saying
>Shit relationship? You dated the wrong girl then
>Not having gf who likes vidya and memes
And all that crap. It's taken me this long to finally realise enough is enough, there's no waking up, male and female interest are incompatible, based on severe compromise and relationships are for those who want in life to settle for mediocrity at best.
>>24298157
Same, she pretty much only fucks him. Pretty damn jealous tbs.
>>24300478
Well, then just stop making being a robot who likes video games and dank memes the center of your life. Problem, solved.
Been there; done that.
Sleeping next to women is one of the most uncomfortable ways to sleep. They always move and steal the blankets and smell and fart.
>mfw sleeping alone
>>24303296
>smell and fart
>implying this is a bad thing
>>24303296
what do girl farts smell like?
>>24300313
A cult classic
>>24303060
Well, she fucked Rocco once. And one of the other Russian pornfags too.
Fuck, I'm really worried that I know all this.
>>24303317
Women get this weird fucking smell when they sleep. It's not pleasant.
>>24303317
>>24303324
>muh fart fetish
When you have to wake up for work in the morning and your bitch keeps farting extremely loudly because she held them in all day, stealing your blankets, moving, etc, it's fucking annoying.
Maybe I'm just a light sleeper or something but I hate sleeping with my gf more than anything else I hate about being with her. I'll usually get up and move to another room in the middle of the night because I can't take it and she doesn't care as long as she gets to fall asleep while held.
>>24299711
Can you tell me my fortune next?
>>24299614
Man I cant wait until VR.
>>24303520
itfb when do you think it will be here? like not in some beta testing crap
>>24303618
Hopefully before my erections and feels completely fade away. It's already begone though. All the things I enjoyed are losing it's color.
>>24303690
i feel you man, stay strong robro
>>24297903
Implying that I need that when porn satisfies anything that modern western women are able to provide anyway. At the fraction of the time, cost, or energy I might add.
I experience this everyday.
Gf and I took MDMA together last week and it's like our relationship just reset. Great sex everyday since then.
If you ever have a chance to use MDMA with a girl, do it. She'll love you forever.
>>24303407
Sounds like youre dating a fuckin landewhale, brah.
>>24300478
The robots that do those things too have the exact same problems.
>>24299170
I remember there was a morpheus image where it said "What if I told you getting a gf wont make the feels go away"
Don't have it so Ill just describe it
Fine until the arm underneath her falls asleep and you want to move around.
Life ain't an instagram pic, pal.
>>24297941
hahahaha sooo butthurt this is delicious
>>24297903
My gf is literally sleeping like 3 feet away. Could experience it with 10 seconds if I wanted to.
I don't actually care anymore, what is it worth? I was a real romantic, loved to do things for a girlfriend without asking for anything, I was a fucking stupid fool...
Only yesterday I sat next to a girl on the plane, we talked a little and she described what her boyfriend does all for her, how she suchs the fucking liveforce out of him, how he's going to pick her up from the airport, make her a bath and preparing pancakes and she laughed about him, not like she's happy but like she knows he's a whimp...
Go for girls, fuck them and dump them, they are not worth your time and effort...
>>24297903
Oh yes I will.
Shutter is fucking loud though.
>>24297903
Already have.
>>24297903
>tfw I've experienced this
This girl looks identical to my ex. The fuck? Life needs to stop fucking with me.
>>24297903
fuck you too nigger and fuck this bot
>>24299711
You assume she will leave him when he ages slightly, like she's not going to age herself? This guy has money, the second she starts looking old he can find a million other girls.
Hell, he probably already bangs 100 other girls on the side. Girls don't mean nothing to guys like this when they're rich, they can fuck any girl they want.
>>24304989
>they are not worth your time and effort
...what is? A skill? A hobby? Will those love you back like a girl wouldn't?
Surely you're not so stupid as to think love is supposed to be an equivalent exchange. You love someone because you like being good to them, not to get something from them.
It was always a one way street. And you, are you happier than that guy?
>>24297903
>Hairy arms
Disgusting. No, thanks.
>>24297903
I have
>i prefer to be alone in bed
>>24298136
cant outfox a fox
>">you wiII never experience this"
You guys give up easy. What's the average age of this board, 18?
![RaidShot[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Co1oz3U.jpg "RaidShot[1].jpg")
>>24297903
>Normies will never experience this
>>24305636
I've experienced both, senpai
It only look epic. It actually doesn't feel that special. It's even awkward and uncomfortable after 20 minutes.
You are retarded and delusional if you think this changes things.
>>24305636
Experienced both
What am I
>>24297903
>wanting slime on your hands
>>24305636
>>24306074
Me again
It's funny because I played rogue back then as well
>>24297903
Good.I'd rather reach in front of a boy and feel his cock. :3
>>24297903
Anjelica is queenalso I have experienced this. Managed to convince a qt from school to sleep with me (not sex, literally just companionship) over the summer. It's nice at first, she's warm and soft and boobs feel fuckin great man, but after about 10 minutes you're hot and sticky and getting on each other's nerve and trying not to move and you hope she doesn't notice your boner pressed up against her ass crack and there's hair in your face and you wake up at about 5am and it's literally hotter than the sun and you're so dehydrated and gasping for air, and then you wake up and it's awkward desu. 3/10
>>24305636
>All these addons
>having all separate raid groups up shitting up your screen
>as a fucking rogue
the fuck do you need all that fucking garbage when your only function is kick and dps?
i dont even use anything except damage meters and ktm
baka
>>24305653
>>24306074
did you even make it to naxx, let alone past patchwerk?
mc is fucking baby shit
>>24297903
>mfw my gf always wears clothes to bed.
>Mfw my gf never cuddles after sex and rushes to to clean up her woman jizz instead
>mfw I will never experience this
>>24306620
plague-spider and abo wing cleared
4H, Sapph and Kel left alive
i still remember the Thaddius wipes
>>24298065
but I haven't yet got sick of fapping or resting my hand on my own dick
The guys saying "girlfriends aren't so great" have somehow evolved beyond natural impulses and thousands of years evolution telling us to find a partner.
bullshit.
you are the exceptions, or you just had shit luck. Try being alone for ever, see if that is really better than actually having your self esteem validated by being with somebody.
You don't realise, if you hadn't had that experience, you would never have been validated, never have known you could be loved or even liked.
You have that knowledge, and with that, the desire for a gf may be less, since you know you are capable of it.
This does shit for people who have never experienced it.
>>24297903
I experienced exactly this without having sex that night with respective girl AMA
>>24297903
Is there a video source for this photograph?
I have and this position is comfortable for about 5 minutes.
Sleeping with another person might be great at first but lately I'm pretty happy having the bed for myself.
>>24306734
What if I love myself and I validate myself?
>>24306636
You're supposed to lick up her woman jizz and then kiss her on the mouth.
>>24304790
I don't think you understand this place friend. go back to reddit
>>24297903
experience what ? a nagging pie hole ? thanks but no thanks
Just hang in there bros, at least we don't have breakups, fighting when she have her menstrual cycle, fighting about kids, money, getting cheated on and so on.
>>24300478
>- Mentally unstable
>- Very unattractive
>-or both
Mentally unstable femanon here, I can say that many of the manons here are really no different.
People who still browse 4chan into their 20's probably aren't stable to begin with.
Don' be an Elliot Rogers and aim for higher standards you'll never get or you'll never reach either way.
Or the best thing that both sexes around here can do - which you've already recommended - realize that it's fairy tale bullshit at large (just like sex, childhood dreams and son on) and try to live fulfilling lives alone.
In the long run of it all, people will always be truly alone and we live for the desire of the next best thing. When we finally get it we realize it isn't all that great, and then simply latch onto something else.
>>24298500
still would rather have a chance to try it even for a month
>>24303388
It's okay senpai, I know this too.
>tfw you will never be eez only smeelz siffredi
>>24298103
>robots who had girlfriends
They aren't robots then
Fuck off
>>24298427
Fuck man, that one hurts...
>>24297903
Why is /r9k/ filled with failed normies who's idea of "love" is some Hollywood bullshit?
>>24298014
is it just me or is mobile wikipedia on a desktop really fucking nice looking?
>>24314553
The text is bigger, rendered well, and is thus easier to read in all aspects. So no, it's not just you.
>>24314553
I want to punch it
>>24297903
After some time I've decided to gave up on this. There's literally no point for me to keep trying. I've realized that I'm a bag of trash that no women will ever want but I can't blame them, everybody wants someone who is attractive and outgoing but when you are born unattractive and introvert you just accept the fact that nobody will ever find you interesting and will judge you for things that you can't even control.
>>24297903
If you love each other it's great
>>24299919
Long nails gently scraped across the skin is one of the best feels
