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>tfw Pepe has a nicer cock than you do
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Is Pepe a Chad now? His cock and balls look too good to be a robot.

What do fembots think of Chad Pepe?

Also, which one of you fuckers started this meme?
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>>24295429
>tfw pepe's balls look like they're full of pepe semen and about to burst
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>>24295429
Pepe will never be a Chad, he will always be a lonely robot.
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>>24295429
I've seen this posted a bunch over the last few days in the wagekek threads.
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>>24295429
That's not that great of a cock really.

But Pepe has been Chad scum for a while now.
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>>24296204
>But Pepe has been Chad scum for a while now.
why must normies take away our lonely pepe
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Not gay but I wouldn't mind jacking that dick off. I wonder if he shoots big loads.
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>>24296868
Pretty sure that makes you gay bruh.
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>>24296868
>not gay but I'd touch another cock
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I don't like Pepe Thundercock.
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>Pepe will never cum inside your boipussy
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smug pepe was a mistake
normalfags identify with him
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>>24295429
>>>/hm/1255665
The OP of the thread posted a few pictures of himself, I'm guessing someone just put a pepe pic over him.

also i'm a fembot and i think he has a really nice body but i would like if he were less skinny.
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>>24298348
>tfw you post nude pics of yourself online for the first time and some robot tries to turn you into a Pepe meme

Thanks for the compliment fembot. I'm actually trying to loose a bit of weight though. May I inquire as to why you wish I was less skinny?
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>>24298348
I'm a bit chubby compared to this guy.

When you say you wish he was less skinny do you mean more muscular or is fatter OK?
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>>24299324
Some women aren't into /fit/ guys because it implies they spend a lot of time on themselves when they want the men to instead devote their lives to them.
It's like when men have hobbies and women say it's creepy and childish
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>>24299879
That makes some sense. Thanks anon.

I hope the fembot returns with her answer too.
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>>24299947
https://www.google.com/search?q=women+and+dad+bod&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
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>>24299979
Do fembots actually like this dad bod shit?

Maybe there's hope for us robots after all.
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>>24300420
You still need status and success. It's like those articles about women liking nerds but their idea of a nerd is extremely different from what was actually a nerd even 10 years ago.
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>>24300523
This is spot on. Girls want a "nerdy" guy that still has good social skills and a ton of money.
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>>24297895
Never give up hope fagbot.
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>>24299324
I mean to say you might look better to me if you bulked up a bit, especially in the chest/torso/upper area of your body.

>>24299828
either way is fine. sounds silly but guys with "meat on their bones" do it for me.
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>>24302141
Thanks for responding fembot.

I used to be super lanky but gained some weight over the years and became kind of skinny fat in the pics I posted.

I'm trying to lose a good 15-20 lbs and then get more tone. I know my upper body needs some work, especially since my thighs are pretty thick and it looks mismatched with my torso and arms.

Thanks again for answering my question!
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>>24302302
You're welcome. Have you tried going to /fit/ and seeing what they recommend? You might look kind of spooky 20 pounds lighter. Do what makes you feel good though.

You have nice thick legs and from what I can tell from the picture I'd fug, so I wouldn't worry too much.
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>>24302444
Yeah, I've just now started to browse /fit/ for some suggestions.

I'm 5'9" and around 155 lbs in theses pics but I'm trying to get closer to my HS weight which was 128 lbs. I have a fairly small frame so I want to loose the fat and get to my more "natural" lean state before trying to add some muscle.

I used to be a really good runner and swimmer but a few years of being lazy has gotten me out of shape and I'm doing this more out of a desire to feel good rather than to look a certain way.

How do you feel about the ottermode body that /fit/ talks about? If I was going for looks that's probably what I would want for myself.
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>>24302444
Oh and thanks again for being nice. I've never been confident and appreciate the ego boost!
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>>24300885
You mean Chad with an Engineering degree.
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>>24298348
You're not a fembot. You're a cumdumpster. That's all you are and all you'll ever be.
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>>24302952
Exactly. Chads are invading STEM fields and tech has that stupid "bro" culture. I hope the ad fueled tech bubble collapses and we can go back to the internet when it wasn't primarily used by normies.

>>24303040
That's not a very nice thing to say, she seems pretty cool and gave some honest answers.
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>>24296204
>That's not that great of a cock really.

Looks pretty good to me. And I'm pretty convinced I'm not gay.
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>>24295429

shave those pits pepe god damn,
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>>24303108
>being a white knight
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>>24303180
Thanks anon.

>>24303200
Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking not shaving them before. I've actually started now and its amazing how much less my pits sweat. I thought the hair would grow back super fast and be really itchy but its hasn't been bad at all.

>>24303226
>not compulsively hating all fembots = white knight
OK then.
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>>24303040
Found the butthurt virgin.
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>>24298348
Huh. I was certain that the nude male boards are 100% gay guys.
I guess there's always an exception.
How did you end up there?
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>>24303795
I always assumed that too.
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>>24303180
>And I'm pretty convinced I'm not gay.
and I'm pretty convinced you are
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>>24304069

I'll keep a note of your opinion.
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>>24304081
Glad to be of assistance.

But yeah, I'm pretty sure liking another dude's cock might make you slightly gay. And that's not even a very impressive cock.
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>>24303108
shh dont tell him cool women exist just let him writhe in his illogical hatred
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>>24304108

Or maybe I'm just comfortable with my sexuality and can say something like that without being scared of what that says about some hidden me.
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>>24304180
Good point, it'll be our secret then.

>>24304183
As the guy in the pic, I appreciate your comment. I'm also sure of my sexuality.
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LOOKING FOR THE PICTURE THAT WAS POSTED IN THIS THREAD BY A DR. DICK YESTERDAY. THE ONE WITH BALLS AND DICKS IN THE BACKGROUND WITH AN ANIMU/MANGA GRIL

please deliver.
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>>24304347
Was it this pic?

Also, are you still around fembot?
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>>24304450
yes, thank you

also seeking sauce
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>>24304480
Np, I would like sauce as well.
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>>24302444
I'm sure you're gone by now fembot and I'm heading to work but on the off chance you read this it was nice talking with you.

Hit me up on my other thread if you feel like chatting more.
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This thread depresses me. I'm way too fat and ugly to comfortably lay around naked.

Fuck you Pepe.
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