So for the next part of the interview we'd like to ask you a few questions
..Have you ever had sex before?
I lie and say yes.
I would ask them to define sex
depends on how many masturbations they consider 1 sex
>>24295346
Why...why are you both creepily smiling at me?
That's unlikely, but the question "Do you have friends?" could really be in the application.
Trick question. I am too supreme to have sex. Next question pls.
"Go ask your mom."
>>24295759
What kind of interview did you think this was? ;^)
>>24295772
Oh my God. I got asked this recently for something unrelated to a job. I was like "Thank God this person is still talking before I have a chance to answer. I need to think of a response fast."
>>24295346
Why, because you only employ sexually active people?
>>24295346
What the hell kind of interview is this?
>>24295346
Are we having a three way?
>say No
>continue answering questions
>wait until they reject me
>complain to Human Rights commission about how I was discriminated against at the interview
>sue employer for potential earnings I could have made, but without working there
>>24297738
>Implying Human Rights would support a VIRGIN~!
>>24297738
>virgins are a protected class
Yeah see it has to be something you can't change
