I mean, how can they outright lie and say it hurts? The pass penis sized shits all the time, so this very notion that a penis would be "hard" to take is laughable.
Do they just like lying?
Girls don't poop, that hole is vestigial like the appendix
How to confirmation bias on internet thanks????????
>>24295215
Considering the anus is only for ejecting things, when injecting things it tends to cause pain for the owner of the anus in question.
>>24295246
Nice shitpost YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FAGGOT FUCK OFF OUT OF THIS THREAD LIAR ASSHOLE LIAR
>>24295255
why what's the difference if it's sliding one way or the other that's not logical and you're a fucking retard
there is no reason a poop sized object can't sit in an anus and move a bit.
>>24295215
my ex poops looked like pinky fingers and her vagoo was problematically tight. she was like 160cm tall. i never asked her for anal because sticking my dick in a literal shithole actually disgusts me when i started thinking about it. never asked her about it too.
>>24295295
I think you should stop talking and post more of that big anime titty girl
>>24295333
why were you looking at her fucking shit? how is being a fucking pervert worse than putting your pecker into a place where body activity happens
>>24295391
that is definitely possible
>>24295295
Its not the size, its the rubbing. Your anus is very sensitive
>>24295422
Looking at poop is normal, it's representative of digestive health. It's not like you jerk off onto it
>>24295391
why did i get warned for posting ebina chan?
>>24295422
we were at her place. in the morning she went to the toilet and told me that the flushing does not work, I went for a piss and saw it. how is seeing shit making me a pervert? it's not like i wanted to ;___;
>>24295461
hey babe let me check your digestive health ;))))
>being this fucking sick
feels burning. feels like diarrhea. feels bad man.
>>24295601
are you stupid? having diarrhea feels fucking awesome. starting to think it's like retard town in here.
you a woman or a queer?
>>24295215
Stick a dildo in your ass and find out OP
>>24295641
i am a woman...... had anal only a couple times.... it burns and is overall uncomfortable for me..
>>24295505
You didn't break up with her?
>>24295295
>you're a fucking retard
hey, i'm not the one justifying inserting objects in my anus
fucking incontinent dumbass
>>24295716
that's different. i'm not a woman.
>>24295723
so anal feels uncomfortable but pushing shits out your ass is somehow fine... right. so you'd rather shove shit up your ass than a cock?
(that makes you a pervert)
She pretends to dislike it with you. Meanwhile, she begs Chad to put it in her ass while laughing about the fact you'll never get it.
Anal is shit for women because they don't have a prostate.
I thought this was obvious?
>>24295778
did i say i have a cunt? no. i said women push dick sized shits out their assholes at least once a day, so there's no reason they can't shove a penis sized penis up there instead?
diarrhea is just undigested food so there's still a lot of nutrients to be gained from it.
>>24295808
How is it different? A Dick in the ass is a Dick in the ass.
>>24295837
>anal is shit
o...ok?
>>24295844
what a refined thread.
>>24295872
don't push your homosexual agenda on me buddy. i'm from /pol/
>>24295215
Because most men have no idea how to do it properly and just try to shove it in with no prep or lube. Sticking a penis (or anything really) in a dry hole is not going to feel good for either party, and yes it will hurt the girl especially if you just ram it in like most inexperience people try to. Educate yourself, nigger.
>>24295938
why would a butthole be dry? stick your finger in yours right now. it's not dry, is it?
and if its a black guy then it's even more like pooping
Anal isn't pleasurable for girls or guys. Most guys who take dicks use numbing lubricants like anal-eze to avoid the pain.
>>24295748
she left me while i was at sea working. broke my heart. I've been taking hookers ever since :^)
>men that don't like urethral insertion
They piss and jizz buckets,what's a little metal rod compared to that?
>>24295973
i did. no wetness at all, only poop.
>>24296171
a shit is basically the same as a cock. not a similar comparison
>>24296168
>being left by a thing that shits and pushes out fucking farts and grows hair on its face that it has to remove
Pic related bruv
I'm a straight male and yes, women lie about it
but maybe I'm biased. it doesn't hurt for me it feels really good especiall really big and deep
it's not gay because cock shaped things don't feel the best it's just coincedence. I use things actually I use carrots that I carve with a vegetable peeler so that one end is like a bulb ad then it goes thinner, and then thicker
>>24296302
reported for bullying
How come more women aren't posting in this thread. Is it because I called them out on their lies?
>>24296345
Encouraging men to like things in their ass is part of the liberal agenda to trick you into thinking homosexuality is normal.
Go to church, damn.
step aside, niggers. Gay fag here to explain basic shit to you.
It is true... Poop comes out of the hole. Sometimes even big poops, dick sized, may ne ejected. But that's not how sexual penetration goes...
If you are comparing dick to poop, anal sex is like a hard poop that comes in, and goes out, and goes right back in, and out again, and in, and out, and in, and out, several times per minute. It's nothing like pooping, and no matter how big you believe your shit is, anal will hurt in the begining.
Now, as everything in life, with time and care, your ass you'll get loose and you'll get used to dick in hole.
Of course many measures are necessary for nice buttsex:
> lube
Remember kids, the ass is not a cunt. It dorsnt self moisturize. Lube is the greatest secret of anal coitus. Lots of lube. And not only spit. Spit isn't enough unless youre drooling on da dick and licking hard that butthole
> enema
Don't like shit on dick? A quick enema before sex is the solution. A clean asshole is better fucked
> pre-stretching
Lot of people don't do this, but they should. If the dick is big, stretching your hole with a dildo or plug is ideal to avoid butt pain during sex, specially if it's been a while since your last booty call.
Now, women and men react differently to anal. Men have prostates, the source of anal pleasure. Women don't have that, so anal is less pleasurae for them. They can, however, feel the g-point and clit being stimuled through the preassure of the anal penetration. So to maximize their pleasure, double p is the best way. No need to share your girl with other man. Just stuff her with a dildo or vibrator in the cunt, while you fuck her in the ass. Many girls say that this is one of the most pleasurables sex positions ever (if she can handle painal) and responsible for many mutiple orgasms.
>>24296444
no dont come on im sorry just dont do that i cant afford to get banned again come on man
>>24296481
that's what you get for being a big bad meanie
>>24296461
so are you saying if the dick just went up the butt once that would be more like pooping or...?
>>24296528
Yes, if a guy put a well lubed dick real quick in a relaxed hole and take it out equally quickly, it might be similar to reverse pooping.
The problems the set poop and sex apart are:
> tension and contraction
Many people get nervous during sex and twitch their holes. Actually this is a natural reaction to sexual arousal, butt twitching. Which makes penetration harder
> lube
If you ever have an opportunity to touch human poo you'll see that it's wet and oozy. The dick is not.
