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What would you guys do if you finally got a gf but when you took
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What would you guys do if you finally got a gf but when you took off her panties, you saw this?

I mean, really, you complain about roasties all the time but how can you know and what the fuck would you even do about it anyway if faced with one? And at one point is a vagina NOT a roastie?
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>>24294237
wheres the whole?

where do eye stick my penor in?

where?
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I would fugg it tbqh fram
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thats not that bad of a roastie teebeeaich would lick
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I'm more concerned about her shitskin than her vagina.
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Curse myself for my terrible luck and leave.
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I would literally fuck anyone
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>>24294237
Literally no problem.
Most vaginas look like that, even virginal ones.
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>>24294237
The vagina you posted looks quite nice, but that's always relatively subjective and not the point.

I'm sure there are people here whining about their cocks in their cock-threads and at the same time hating on "roasties". You realize that that topic hardly a thing in the real world, right, it's just a term to tear women down on this sub.
And while a thin 4'' penis actually feels less satisfying than a thick 7'' cock on the same-skilled person, your penis certainly doesn't mind if there are extra curtains or not.

There are pretty looking vaginas and ugly ones. Just as there are nice cocks and small crooked ones. If you're are virgin and irrationally influenced by a meme that the ascetics of an odd body part (odd because it's always covered and we are not as used to them) matters much, then you're just here too much.
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>>24294441
it's not about the pussy being aesthetically unpleasing, it's about the girl being a slut that's had numerous dicks before you.
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If a woman had a roastie from sex with one person only but multiple times would she be a slut? How can you tell if shes fucked different men?
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>>24294569
>>24294624
>believing the roastie meme
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>>24294624
Because you don't get a busted labia from fucking one person, you get it from the labia repeatedly stretching to different sized dicks.
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>>24294441
>You realize that that topic hardly a thing in the real world, right,

Sums up pretty much every normie arguement. "You dun agree with society so u wrong". Pathetic
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>tfw virgin but vag is still roastie because I used dragon dildos every day

It's sad that nobody will ever believe if I ever really do it.
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I'd fuck it but then break up later
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>>24294237
Poke at it and kind of spread it apart, like a ham sandwich, and say "Where's the mayo? OH IT'S RIGHT HERE IN MY _DICK_____!!!!!!!!
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>>24294441
>this sub
I've been trolled!
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I would say "Sorry hun, but while you were a fetus, you were exposed to high levels of testosterone in the womb which caused your external genitalia to develop analogous to the structure of the male scrotum. This disgusts me and I would rather die then stick my penis into your vagina until ejaculation.
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>>24294441
The "roastie" thing is just another way to try to take the piss out of women like we have with dick size, but honestly it's still not the same because way too many guys in real life don't really care when it gets down to it unless it literally looks like she's had some bad surgery.
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>>24294237

It's 2015 guys
stop with RrrrrRRrrrrRRRrRRUUUuuuud meme

did I remind you it was 2015?
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Fight back

You're not taking me alive!
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>>24294441
>this sub

LMAO
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>>24295167
>meme science
kek, nigga it aint caused by testosterone

I bet you'd believe her when she tells you you're the best she's ever had too.
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>>24295167
It is genetic, in the same sense that someone might have a large nose, thin lips, small penis, etc.
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Recently found out my gf is a roastie.

It's not the end of the world- cunnilingus is a bit of a hassle because I need to carefully hold open the outer lips. Otherwise it's all good. Maybe big curtains have other problems, wouldn't know. Anyway, as others are saying ITT, don't let memes color your view of reality too much. That would drive you mad, if you aren't already.
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>>24294237
I've actually fucked worse looking pussies
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>>24294237
That shit ain't bad at all tho senpai
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>>24294237
i literally dumped my ex for being a roastie
im dead fucking serious
she was a whore before but when i found the roastie it was over.
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Why do people on this board think they're experts on the shape of a vagina when they haven't even seen or touched one?
If roasties are caused by usage, then why are there pornstars who have innies?
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>>24294237
Dive in face first.
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You're not supposed to have your eyes on it you virgin.
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>>24295788

Cosmetic Pussy surgery
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>>24294237
how see if in the dark?
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>>24294736
There is no such thing as a busted labia

I've had extra curtains even when I was a virgin, it has nothing to do with how many times you have sex. It's always stayed the same, and I've only had sex with 3 guys at age 22 f a m so sex won't make it any bigger.

All you 13 year olds will understand when you take health class later on in high school
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Roasties are best pussys. It hardly looks like a pussy if there's no lips.
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>>24295788
surgery dumbass
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>>24295969
>only

bitch you a slut. that's 3 dicks in just the one hole. 3!
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>>24294237
wouldn't care if she actually like me enough to have sex with me
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>>24295969
>even when i was a virgin
it's like god was telling you you were going to be a whore
create a suicide of yourself, senpai
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>>24295969
>3 cocks/cum in your pussy at 22 years old and still not married
>not a slut
Bitch, please
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that's a perfectly acceptable vagina. a roastie hangs down 3/4" or more when she's standing up straight. Most girls have some visible labia minora. you just gotta spread it and find paradise.
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