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i cant get it up

used to cut myself

>>24292920

Should have gotten life alert desu senpai.

I can't swim

>>24292882
Never had a gf
Got a 16 on my act

I've invented a story for when someone asks me if I had a girlfriend/sex
I tried to make it so nobody I know can call bullshit on it.

I'm afraid of people I don't know.

My life is a whole cringe. I just cant stop doing things I will regret and cringe at.

I'm 21 and I don't know how to drive.

Everytime someone asks if I don't drink I tell them that I have to drive home.

>>24293041
Same here, except I'm 22.

>>24293019
Same anon. That's why I have a fictional world in my head instead of thinking about my actual life. My real existence is too pathetic and painful.

Child molestation

>>24292995
Yeah no one will buy it. I've tried, talked about a girl I actually got to second base with, told people we went all the way one night. Everyone knew it was bullshit.

>>24293019
This
Every year I look at my past self with utter disgust.

>>24293078
Oh my that sounds serious anon

22, I've kissed two drag queens and gotten my dick sucked by a guy (didn't cum though) and I don't even like guys that much, girls just hate me. Never had a remotely sexual experience with a woman other than paying for lapdances a few times at the local stripclub, not even kissing or handholding.

>>24292937
Same desu senpai
still do from time to time

I have premature ejaculation. Tell me I'm not the only one. ;_;

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>>24293148
I'm basically Fleece Johnson without the coercion and my prison is a crippling lack of social skills.

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>>24293019

Someone has to put a stop to thiis.

I haven't killed myself.

>>24292950
had a giggle m80.

Last night I masturbated. Used my slobber as lube and twisted my nipple. Felt weird, unlike any other masturbation. Felt fucking weird though afterwards

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I can't whistle.

I can't keep my bedroom tidy for more than a week at most.

>>24293068
>>24293041
I'm 24 and forgot how to drive. I don't think it's embarrassing, though.

I am faggot

Don't have a license.