>tfw 300 word research paper due by Friday and I haven't even started
>>24291846
>300 words
hope that's a typo
>>24291931
Neu.....fag
>>24292155
I'm a newfag, what does it mean
>>24291846
what's the topic? im starting school next year and I want to freshen up on my writing skills
>>24292500
Didn't you see what I did there though?
>>24292536
Due by Friday? Explain
>>24292569
You posted a dude who played neuman in seinfeld
I said neu, like seinfeld did on the tv show. Long and drawn out, but quickly changed it to fag instead of man.
Got you good man
>>24292155
Very nice. I liked it.
>>24291846
>300 words
Jesus fuck you're either in middle school or in an actual autism educational program
>>24292647
No, I don't get the 300 word thing, and that wasn't me who you called new
And I felt bad because I had a 250 word essay due next week. Where do you go to school, op? Auschwitz U?
Bait. 300 words takes literally 30 minutes. Research might take an added 20-30.
>>24293683
Yeah, if you're shakespeare maybe. We don't speak in flowerly prose any more. 300 words is easy when it takes 50 words to say one word.
>>24293795
THIS t.bh.f.am
>>24293613
0.o
WHAT DOES 300 WORD ESSAY MEAN?
>>24291846
>tfw you would probably not have the will to do even a 300 word essay if you had to
Who here /lazyasfuck/
this thread needs to be aborted
>>24295223
/here/
have an oral exam tuesday where I am quizzed verbally by an instructor and I'm afraid I'm going to fuck it but I can't bring myself to really study
>300 words
I could fart more words than that.
> 10 word essay due Jan 31
HELP
>9 word shitpost due in 20 seconds
it's over
>>24291846
Playing "football" with your uncle because you have all that spare time?
