>>24290848
>Would she want me to go down on her? Touch her disgusting hole with my fingers? Look at it?

But that's the best part

>>24290848
kind of sounds like you're either gay or asexual

>>24290943
Yeah, I've thought about that before. Gay would be super convenient, but it doesn't really do anything for me. When I masturbate I always think about women. I can appreciate an occasional attractive man, but nearly to the same extent I feel about women.

As for asexual, definitely in the sense that I'm not actually having sex. But I do still masturbate a few times a week. I never look at pictures while masturbating, but instead just think about women and fucking them.

>>24290881
You ain't seen nothin till your down on the muff and you'll be sure to be changing your ways.

>>24290881
>>24291462
It seems so disgusting though. I'd rather be forever alone.

>>24290848
you sound gay

>>24292696
That would definitely make it a lot easier. But how could I be gay and not know it? I doubt I'm repressing it. I live alone in a very gay friendly city. Nobody would judge me or think less of me for it. In fact, it would probably improve my social standing as it is more pathetic to be alone than to be gay (and partnered).

So, if I am gay, I'm doing a good job of concealing it from myself with no real reason.

>>24290848
you got it all wrong m9
>eat her tasty butthole instead
>tell her to cut it out it he bugs you
>tell her to fuck off it she tries to push friend on you
>slap her once in a while to remind her who's the boss
that's how you do it, kid

>>24290848

Get out of it. It's not healthy. I bet your dad would take you out back and assassinate you if he saw you typing this bullshit online.

>all these normies with the "le gay xD" meme

Just buy an onhole if you're going to be that scrupulous OP

>>24290848
this pic is so fucking hot

>>24295081
I'm a little past caring what my dad would think about think about this. Not like he doesn't know I'm almost 30 and always alone anyway.