Who else here has no friends?
>>24288767
Me. Now what? Are you going to be my friend?
>>24288767
>nofriendthread on /r9k/
>almost no replies
What do you want to talk about OP?
I have a cat, does she count?
>>24288919
Yes Normie the cat count, get out.
No friends reporting in.
I have "online friends" but tbqh f4m, I don't think you can realistically consider people over the internet your friend.
>>24288936
underageb&, fuck off. This is an adult thread.
All you have is your fucking conscious mind, why the fuck do you need "friends"?
People who have/want friends are just insecure and don't love themselves or want approval and attention from others. You're literally an attention whore if you have friends
>>24288967
You can, they may genuinely care about you.
>>24288967
you can if they are close enough
most times theyre not
>>24288997
this is true stuff. you should learn to be self sufficient in all ways
>>24288997
The human is a social creature, you need friend in your life.
>>24289045
you can always make one up
Me. Lonelieness and Isolation are killing me slowly desu senpai
Life is easier with friend.
Op tell us your skype if you want to talk/be friend.
>>24288865
that's a shame
normies won
>don't like talking to people
>don't like doing things with people
>don't want friends, offline or online
>still lonely
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Seriously? Is it just human nature?
>>24289202
No you have issues bro.
Pro tips: its the lack of friend affecting you
I have no friends and the loneliness doesnt bother me.
Its occasionally a pain in the ass though.
>be me, looking to buy a new couch
>see one for sale not too far away at a good price
>pluck up the motivation to call the seller
>she lives in a second floor apartment
>she is pregnant and cant help carry the couch
"just bring a friend to help you"
>yeah.....maybe not.
>Be unifag
>Seriously living the NEET life in uni
>Parents pay for dorm/food plans
>Go back to dorm with food, eat alone
>Sleep when not in class, sometimes miss class because I just don't give a fuck
>Know I should care more but its hard
>mfw I'm a lazy fuck
>mfw I've felt lonelier this year than any other time in my life
>Got high a few days ago and I felt incredible loneliness, like realizing I truly have no real or true friends
>>24289270
>neet life
>uni
remove
24 years old, no friends for 6 years so far.
Stopped making friends at 15 or so because I get nothing from human contact and I got the idea that people who would talk to me would be too nice and not say they don't want to talk to me so I would cause them internal torment.
>>24288810
Yes, contact?! I'll force you to be my friend you fucker. Give contact N-O-W
>>24289202
iktf man and I don't get it.
>>24289357
It seems you didn't live a true friendship.
You would feel different otherwise.
anyone else get all tingly feels when by people in 3D? like you imagine they could just start groping you and touching you in lewd ways any moment?
>>24288767
What you want?
>>24288987
>adults
>friends
(tips)
lmao baka desu senpai
>>24289421
no that's weird nigga
My best friend is sitting right beside me. We're playing fallout 4. At this point he's really my only friend since all my others got jobs out of state
>>24289421
anyone else get all tingly feels when by people in 3D? like I imagine I could just start groping you and touching you in lewd ways any moment?
>>24289417
Don't know what true friendship.
I'm just mentally ill, not meant to live in this world.
>>24289513
Don't forget that your son is the villain.
>>24289536
Might as well give it a shot, make friend, post your skype.
>>24289534
no for me it's the opposite. I feel like the other person is going to grab my balls through my pants
>>24289270
Same situation, NEET life in uni.
Never talking to anyone at all, doing everything alone. And even though I have all the time on earth, I never learn because I'm useless,lazy and can't even focus anyway.
Uni is truly the loneliest time of my life and it only gets worse from now on.W-want to share skype and talk sometimes about uni, life, etc?
>>24289270
>>24289577
>NEET
>Uni
"Highschooler who calls himself a NEET on the weekends" tier
When will these retards fuck off. Maybe you should speed up your plans for suicide you useless faggots
ITT: schizoid people
>>24288767
You literally don't need friends if you be yourself.
>>24289684
>Projecting this much tho
No friends or family. Not nice but people are cunts
>>24290625
what if we could project movies from our asses
>>24290728
it would be quite the shit show
>>24290749
hehand a unique heh for that matter
I've become distant with my long time friends and my friends in Class are just for banter so I don't seem like such a weirdass and getting help on homeworks.
Everyone everyone is getting girls pregnant, clubbing or doing normal shit. Even if they were nerds still wouldn't want to hang out with anyone.
If anybody wants to have a friend , add Plato's disciple on steam. I like touhou , animes and philosophe.
I think I have autism. Very high functioning autism, but autism nonetheless. I'm not able to make connections with people at all. I never know what to say in social situations. I'm "normie passing"; I dress normally and keep proper hygiene, so it's not outwardly apparent that I'm a subhuman freak. This is a very damning type of loneliness I think. Too normie to function with turpospergs that worship MLP and sonic, too autistic to create relationships and have fun with normies.
I have a few genuine friends, but they're fuckin' losers
>>24289577
Not him but I'm pretty much the same, leave some contact info if you want to talk about it, preferably email address.
It's not so bad desu senpai. Hopefully you can learn to be happy on your own, you shouldn't need to rely on others to find fulfillment.
>>24288767
me but thats because i fond no one interesting
and i dont want internet friends and gf, holds me back from living real life
>be me just turned 21 at 00:00 GMT+1
>waiting for a (you) from atleast my mom
>nothing
> had my ''birthday party'' yesterday
>the people from my only groupchat were going out and knew it was my bday
>I said i couldn't come because i have no car
>some send the teary smiling emoticon and another one suggests we should celebrate my bday without me and the banter continious (these are supposed to be my only long term
friends)
>9PM pickup time i get a text saying sorry you don't fit in the car
>*party flute sound*
It's all gone downhill sinds 2015
>>24293625
Those people aren't your friends, fuck them.
>>24288967
I was thinking the same thing until very recently. I'm a French robot living in Paris and guess who were the firsts to ever ask me if I was safe? Internet pals (especially grills) that were worried!
>>24289202
Are you me? Please get out of my head
25 no friends
How the fuck do you do it after education?
I've already managed to be a quiet tag along that no one wants in work.
I don't even know how adult friendships work, how to maintain them and build them up, or how to make them.
>no friends in uni surrounded by literally 10's of thousands of people
>99% of them are normies with people who at least pretend to care about them
>so bitter i could just murder the first asshole to give me shit
N O H O P E
>>24294652
mercer pls go..
>>24295960
no one gave mercer shit. fuck off, pleddit.
>>24289270
> neet
> uni
fucking kill yourself
