they look pretty serious about it.

>>24287875
pull down pants and shit with them

I live in a loft.

>>24287875
>buff indians

how is this a thing

they drink from a river that people piss, shit, bathe, and throw dead bodies into and don't eat beef or pork

do they just eat 5 whole chickens every single day?

>>24287948

Then adjust to: they're shitting in front of your door.

Assume proper authority in voice and say something like

"get out of here you untouchables!"

"I am superior caste!"

>>24287963
Calling police would be smart.

tell them to poo in the loo

>>24287957
They pray to Crushnu

>>24287875
lube up

yell at them with my best english accent and tell them to give me money
instinctively they will obey as they are culturally trained to fear/obey the english

go back to your designated shitting streets you singhy bitch

>>24287998
underrated original comment to be honest

>>24287875
Ask them if they inject their roids in a bathroom or the designated poopoo street

Nod and say "gentlemen"

Then go inside and go to bed. Not my problem.

>>24287875

I live with my dad and he's a cop. I'm pretty for sure he's got a SWAT team on speed dial for this kind of thing.

>>24287875
give them toilet paper, I'm not a monster

i'll still tell those street shitters to fuck off though

shoot them

Not illegal in my state on my property!