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>she's online RIGHT NOW >still hasn't messaged
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>she's online RIGHT NOW
>still hasn't messaged me back
FUUCKKCKK YOU BITCH FGOGDMAMNIGT I HATE YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU CUNT DIE DIE DIE DIE NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>send message at 9pm
>she goes offline
>she goes back online at 11
>seen : 11pm
>refresh the page
>seen : 9pm

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
plot twist : she still responds and gives a believable excuse everytime she does this
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>>24287713
cmon show us a picture of her
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Fuck man im about to message this one girl. Please you guys im scared
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>She's online
>send her a message
>status change: away
one of these days im just gonna kill myself desu
pic unrelated
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>she messages you first
>you reply
>she doesn't
why the FUCK do people do this, it pisses me off to no end.
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>>24288014
>you realize what you wrote in 5 seconds might've come off wrong, the panic sets in

also
>having a qt girl to even consider messaging
All the girls here are so fucking bland, blonde and boring. I'm lowering my already low standards so far that anything with a bit of chub is super attractive. Which, well they are. But they're still uncommon as shit. Fuck this perfect country.
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Just message me, OP. Nothing to be scared about.
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>>24287920
I know that feel. It feels even better when they respond to your friend, but not you.
>>24288014
FUCK PEOPLE THAT DO THAT SHIT
>>24288080
There's ONLY FUCKING MEXICANS LEFT IN MY STATE
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>>24288083
please im so lonely
skype?
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>>24288157
also this is her btw
>>24287863
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She blocked me, unblock me telling me she doesn't care, block me again, unblock me and send me smile face, I replied and she dont, 1 week has passed, she delete my number and she looks pretty much happy
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>>24288198
fuck her dude, life goes on
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>>24288198
After years of online friends and drama, and then seeing 'real' people do this shit, its literally just everyday business. People do it online, people do it on facebook. All these normies only have real life to experiment with, whereas its an alien zone to most of us, which makes it mean a ton more to us.
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help i need a life, do I really look that creepy so no one wants to deal with me?? :|
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>>24288327
I bet if you calmed your autism, they would deal with you.
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>>24288157
holy shit, i know this girl

nah dude, life goes on. itll stop hurting
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>>24288364
really? first name?
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>>24287713
>email each other roughly every day
>last email, each share something personal about each other and our views about life
>she hasn't replied to my email in 3 days
>have been checking constantly ever hour since then
>tfw paranoid she no longer likes me, got bored of me, found a bf, or thinks I'm desperate and is creeped out

I am literally, and not figuratively, dying

pls respond
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>>24288436
this is my worst feel dude, i feel like girls just get bored of me like gum after the flavor wears off
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>tfw have qt 9/10 grill on skype
>she messages first

Best feel tbqh
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>>24288463
fuck off normalslime
original text
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>all you normal faggots who actually have girls to talk to on skype
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>send message on friday
>is online on friday
>looks at it on saturday
>sends one message
>i reply

it's sunday now and she's yet to look at the message, even though she's online as we speak,
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>come online
>they go offline
not even a grill
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>phone lights up
>heart almost drops
>phone is charged 100%
who else know this feel?
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>>24288659
>get a text message
>it's an advertisement
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>>24288695
>get a text message
>it's an amber alert
>park in garage
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>>24288742
>get text
>your high speed data has expired for the month
t-thanks
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>>24288742
>get a text message
>it's an amber alert
>laugh
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>>24288659

>phone vibrates
>its a clash of clans message
>its someone else

For once i just want it to be her
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>>24288792
i know this fucking feel too much
>phone vibrates
>[youtube channel] has uploaded a new video
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>>24288613
>girls to talk to
YOU IMPLY THAT THEY EVEN CARE ABOUT US.
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>>24288811

It really is a living hell
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>>24288613
This is the first girl that has ever, E V E R shown me attention, I'm as affection-starved as you are anon.
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>>>24288888
oh shit quints
too bad youre wasting it on being a beta orbiter
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this happened awhile back
>"remember when you said you wanted to think about us, do you-"
>what? oh, sorry anon, i had a few drinks that night"
o-of course, haha what was i thinking" kill me desu
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>>24288929
lol silly beta chicks are for chad
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>>24288888
czech'd
>>24288948
kek

>get message
>it's anyone but her
>always
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>>24288984
at least be grateful you get messages from anyone
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>>24289059
Nigger please, i only get messages from my service provider, and this /b/tard i used to be friends with
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>she's in another timezone
>deprive self of sleep to talk to her
>doesnt respond
h-haha
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>>24288613
Seriously, I've seen a strong influx of normalfags after that last school shooting escapade, wtf are you guys even doing here.
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>one word replies
>calls you boring
top ree, women arent human beings
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>>24287713
if thats your actual reaction then its a good thing for her that she didnt message back desu
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>>24289193
the way I meet the females that I talk to is pretty cancer anyway. I get half decent at a video game and eventually I get to talk to a female just for a small amount of time.
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>>24289277
fuck off, you say that like this is the first time it's happened, double nigger
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>she asks you a question
>you answer
>no reply
why does this happen
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>literally message her rn
>goes offline
WEW LAD
E
W

L
A
D
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>>24288436
be patient and if she hasnt responded in a week ask her whats up.
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>tfw want to reach out to people
>would wait around for them
>they push you down the priority list
>they just don't care about you
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>>24288327
You're cute
23480ngw
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>>24289597
too close to home anon
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>he reads and my ignores my messages
>tfw no guy will ever want to talk to you
>tfw probably going to be alone forever
feels bad man
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>they're offline for a while
>fantasize about what it would be like to talk to them
>brainstorm things to talk about
>they come online
>it all goes out the window
>it didn't go as planned
>you're just annoying them
>they'd rather talk to someone else
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>>24289763
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP
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JULIAAAAAAAAAAN
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>All these beta orbiters
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what her name boys?
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>>24289813
is it still considered beta orbiting if you know it's a guy and you just want to be friends?
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>>24287713
>calls others normies while actively pursuing a relationship with a female

Huh
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>>24289830
No one because i don't talk to girls.
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>>24289863
have i upset you
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>>24289784
JOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>24289892
Robot literally equates to failed normalfag.
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>>24289813

In all honesty i dont mind being her friend, this is the most someones texted me in a while
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>>24289369
Well if thats how she is then you need to live with it. If she keeps doing it and you keep expecting different behaviour from her then you need to learn. yeah it sucks, but its not going to get you a different reaction from her
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>>24288359
hah no, they rather choose to stay away from me. Ugh idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>24289997
are you a girl btw?
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>>24290023
Nope, did something that i say make you think that?
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>>24290058
i figured you were a grill who would talk to me on skype ; )
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>>24288659
>phone vibrates
>it's a text from mom
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>>24290102
ah, no sorry man!
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>>24288792
>phone lights up
>text from a number I don't know
>remember I put something for sale up on Gumtree
>check the text
>says "hi my name is 'X' and was wondering if you'd take $50"
>I put it up for sale for $150
>The name they put down was my old oneitis
>make a facebook account
>she's literally the only person on facebook with that name in the state
>"No sorry"
>Turn phone off
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>>24290103
>phone doesn't vibrate
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>>24289830
There's a non-zero chance that she's browsing this thread, not going to risk her somehow figuring out it's me and deciding never to talk to me again
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>>24290138
>phone vibrates
>just ran out of battery
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>>24290151
>15% remaining
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>she's online
>it's her birthday
>someone posts "happy birthday to her wall"
>she likes it
>I post happy birthday to her wall
>she goes offline immediately and ignores everyone else wishing her a happy birthday for the rest of the day
>she comes back online several times that day
>at the end of the day she posts a status collectively thanking everyone
>she still doesn't respond to my message
>she doesn't know what this is doing to me
>she was so nice to me before
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>>24290257
>curent year
>facebook
COME ON
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>>24290257
>post "Happy Birthday" on her wall
>she goes through and likes every single post
>Yours is the only one she comments on
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>>24289784
JUUULAAAAAAAAY
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why is this thread all about guys being lonely, im a girl and no guy will even talk to me on skype if i message first. that fembots arent real meme isnt true
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>>24290294
It's the only way I have to communicate with her
>tfw best friend blocks you
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>>24290340
fuck off bait
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>>24290340
>make "hey guys female here, I'm so alone" thread
>300+ "I'll date you" replies
>reject all of them
>fembot
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>>24290340
It's a bait, but it's true for some people. I often ignore people who message me, including girls.
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>>24287920
Are you me? Fuck I went offline because I was waiting for her to reply (and yes she is 'away'). She was online like three times and didn't answer. She doesn't give a shit about me.

Kill me.
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>>24290474
I've never made a fembot thread though, hell i'd talk to you but you seem like you're too bitter and would reject me so what
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>>24290340
>no guy will even talk to me on skype if i message first
You're looking for the thirsty robots, not the anxious ones.
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>>24290474
If you want, I'll talk to you
I don't even care if it's bait I need someone to talk to
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>>24290549
>i'd talk to you but
"fembots" in a nut shell
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>>24290623
sure, how do you want to talk? I have a throw away email if you want to send some contact info
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>>24290627
did you even read the rest of my post faggot? I would talk to anon, BUT he acts like he's too in his own ass to give me the time of day anyway, whats the point
>inb4 attention whore
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>>24287713
get over yourself. chances are she doesn't spend every waking minute thinking about messaging you.

>tfw I used to agonise over waiting for girls to reply
>realised it's much better to build relationships with people in person than virtually

I generally avoid getting into text convos with people now.
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>>24290648
here. I'm bored and can spend the day doing anything. We can talk about whatever you want
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>>24290683

But texting her or rather messaging her on snapchat is my only form of communication with her
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>>24290657
>I would talk to anon, BUT
>"fembots" still have the privilege of standards
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>>24290725
you arent me
>>24290683
it's hard anon, i love her 2bh desu
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how do you start a conversation?
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>>24290693
>tfw too beta to go through with it
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>>24290725
>>24290772
you can't appear so desperate though. Just get on with your normal life. Making your life revolve around waiting for her to reply is unhealthy.

you sound like you could end up or already be on her list of beta orbiters so if I were you I would not message her for a while and wait for her to come to you.
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>>24290727
>>24290627
you people are just stupid, there is no standard i'm setting, it's like your basic reading comprehension is that of a 3rd graders seriously. you're the reason fembots do exist honestly
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>>24288659
that's a pretty rare wojak you have there
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>>24290854
that could also turn out bad by not saying anything for awhile, we might end up not talking anymore, i have crazy oneitis for this girl and it's frustrating but im pretty sure she doesnt feel the same way, i just cant cope.
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>>24290855
where you from, femanon? would be pretty cool meeting someone on here nearby even though chances are slim.
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>>24290832
Send me anything, even just a "hey faggot"
I've been told I can hold a conversation on my own pretty well. Talk to me for a while through email.
>I promise i'm far more beta
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>>24290929
south carolina, not one of those country grills though, you?
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>>24288613
>every fucking girl has cool guys to talk to on skype EXCEPT for me
Fucking seriously?
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>>24287713
>sent 21:16
>seen 21:51
>6 months later no answer
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>start talking everythings going good
>liked everything I posted
>one day stops completely
>deleted me off steam

I want to ask why, but it'd seem weird pointing it out.
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>>24290937
Are you the femanon because in my autism I think I messed up who was replying to who
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>>24290915
you don't have much choice in my opinion...
I was in your position with a couple girls a while ago and I fucked up by always wanting to talk and sending them messages. I would get so worked up if they didn't reply and get so annoyed if I knew they ignored it.
Best course of action is to leave it up to her to show interest in you.

If it turns out she isn't interested the respectable thing to do would be to leave it at that.
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>>24290984
im not a girl tho
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>you send replies in light seconds
>they take forever, presumably because they just went to go do something more interesting for a few
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>pretends she likes me
>haven't messaged me for three months
Why women do this bullshit?
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>>24290854

I literally havent messaged her since nov 3rd
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>>24291025
how do i stop thinking about her, seriously. i feel like such a beta everyday but i literally cannot get that girl out of my head
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>anon is typing...
>last message received: a while ago
>anon is typing...
>time goes by
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>>24291004
Nah, I'm a dude
>even if you are to pls talk to me I have no friends I'm so alone
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>>24291064
>shes typing
>stops
>doesn't continue
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>women says she sucks my chach
>doesn't

faggetaboutit
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>>24291087
>try to think of something interesting to say to restart the conversation
>the only way to get people to reply is by bait
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>>24291034
>phone lights up
>go sms has new themes for you to enjoy!
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>>24291107
holy shit are you me? I do this too all the time, i dont know of any alternatives
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>>24290967
ahh.. well I live in Scotland,UK. Is it true British accents are worshipped over there? Or is it just the sexy Hugh Grant type...
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>>24291149
not particularly, at least not in my area. I've never even seen a british person in my life in person honestly.
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>>24291026
Okay? So you're a guy who has cool guys to talk to on skype, meanwhile I have none yet every other girl (and guy?) does. I wouldn't mind having a girl friend to talk to me about anime with either, but they only want males to pay attention to them. Also they normally have poser meme taste.
I just want to talk about anime and shit goddamnit.
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>just sent her a text
>hasnt been seen yet
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>>24291261
>so you're a guy who has cool guys to talk to on skype
>implying
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>>24291273

>Seen
>no reply

fuck up my shit do it please
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>listen to her problems and try to help her out
>whenever i mention how depressed i am "omg anon you're kinda bumming me out, can we talk about this later"
this kills the man.jpg
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>>24291261
what's your anime taste anon
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>>24288436
Whats her name, senpai? I think I know her
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>>24291415
should have seen that one coming anon
nobody cares about your problems but you
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>>24291447
Don't want to post it, can you please describe her?
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Chil out you Facebook poster gezz
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If it makes you feel any better, Justin Bieber, one of the biggest Chads around who can literally fuck any beautiful woman he wants, still has obvious oneitis for his spic ex girlfriend, and has centred his last 2 albums on this girl.

Anyone can get oneitis. It's not just us.
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>>24291449
I should have 2bh, the worst part is i still talk to her
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>>24291487
if only there was a way to flip the script and make it so that people would want to talk to you as badly as you would like to talk to them
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>>24291481
it doesn't make me feel any better
in fact i don't feel anything
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>>24291514
that's sort of a thing, you ever talk to a fat chick before?
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>>24291538
same bro, op here. I'm probably gonna commit sodoku sometime soon here, my oneitis has gone terminal
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>>24291422
Better than yours, that's for sure.
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>>24291540
yea but it's still the same thing
even they have orbiters they'd rather talk to
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>>24291566
>my oneitis has gone terminal
Jesus christ, I'm so sorry anon
Take solace in the fact that at least you got dubs.
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>>24290103
>she wants the d

robit no
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>>24291602
didn't even notice that, t-thanks anon
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>>24291415
Just tell her straight up that you help her with her shit all the time and you deserve help from her because it's clearly super one-sided at the moment.

If she doesn't like that then cut her off, her loss.

But that being said, don't be super depressing all the time and expect her to have feelings for you.
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i guess this thread goes to show how dumb the average robot is, im a fembot and i would talk to any of you but im even rejected here.
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>>24291566
>my oneitis has gone terminal

Fucking same. Worst part is that she lives on the other side of the planet. I moved over a year ago.
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>>24287713
same

I don't get how people can be that rude.

Unless there's the small chance that somehow she didn't get notified/it got buried under the 50 other messages her beta orbiters and friends sent her?
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>>24291673
post contact info then
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>>24291673
I will literally unironicaly sincerely talk to you, pls contact.
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>>24291588
kek are you the guy who posted in that thread yesterday about having a 2d husband
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>>24291703
>guy
kek, good one anon :^)
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>>24291676
same actually, minus the moving, it isnt fun anon. it hurts
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>>24291696
>>24291701
can i see you?
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>>24291673
>>24290693

here. just chat my shit up senpai
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>>24291673
this may very well be some very good bait...

b-but i'll talk to you...
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>>24291751
If I emailed you, maybe. Still not 100% sure you're not a guy though.
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>>24291471
Her name is sam or zoe.
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>>24291786
>>24291800
>>24291807
i will warn you though, im a nig so in case you goys d-dont like my kind i wont bother
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>>24291830
I don't think so, although she may be using a false name or something

Can you just mention some of her interests?
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>>24291835
nigger go back to the jungle
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>>24291538
B-but even Based Bugatti Biebz Bieberveli has the same issues as us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca1i6DZC3iY
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>>24291835
Absolutely fine senpai
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>>24291891
drawing
vidya
her pets
maybe comics
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>>24291835
not a problem desu senpai

drop throwaway, and I'll email

I-i like black girl
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>>24291903
>has multiple girls dancing all over him
>has a purpose
why did i even watch this video
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>>24291835
>>24290693
here again. You're still real, which is a lot more than I can say for my friends.
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>>24291933
Nah, don't think it's her, she's really athletic.
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>>24291938
>>24291918
>>24291901
>>24291807
>>24291800
>>24291786
>>24291701
>>24291696
>>24291991
jk lel
jus goofed ya hard buddies
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>>24292019
lol well done i knew women were shit
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>>24292019
YOU ABSOLUTELY VICIOUS BASTARD

FAITH IN WOMEN 100% LOST

FUCKING WHORES AND MEN PRETENDING TO BE WHORES REEEEEE
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>Talk to a girl, she's single and her sister thinks we'd be a great couple
>Send a friend request on Facebook
>Doesn't accept
>Notice her later at the local bar
>Keep catching her looking at me sad
>Poke her on Facebook the next day
>No response

I don't fucking know. I won't waste more time on crazy ho's
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>>24292040
show no mercy
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>>24292019
every time...
>guess I'll go back to browsing amazon for helium tanks
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>>24292019
jokes on you, i stopped caring long ago
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>>24291835
Self-diagnosed nig or black? It'd be like saying cracker or white. It's very important. Cus blacks are cute.
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>>24292040
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a hundred times, congratulations you're beta.
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>>24292019
/satanic/ asshole

>text her what time she wants to watch the movie
>"oh ya know what, im not really feeling it right now"
we'd been planning this for awhile
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>>24292115
she's going to go fuck chad
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>>24289130
Fuck this hurts the most
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>>24292180
i know anon, I've gotten to the point where my oneitis is affecting my day to day life, i need this girl to survive. I'm not even exaggerating anymore, i would kill child in order to cuddle with her
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>she just got back online
>she isnt going to reply to my message
gotta go fast
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>>24289130
Last time I did that it led to a relatioship
But it only lasted one month because she wanted Chad's dick. Don't bother mang.
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>ask why she hasn't replied
>"sorry just didnt see"

ITS A FUCKING LOUD NOISE AND BRIGHT SHINY NOTIFICATION

I know why godammit
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>>24292325
i'm already too far gone, anon. I dont want to believe she's like other girls 2bh, like i said, im going to an hero soon enough anyway. too spicy of a feel for me
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>>24292335
If only there were some sort of notification system
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>>24292464

i cringed reading this

holy fuck this is why she's ignoring you, you're beta to the max. stop being so needy
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>>24292464
Yeah, this happens to me regularly. How can they just lie to your face like that?
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>>24292495
>you're beta to the max
>stop being so needy
just end my life desu
>>24292509
>How can they just lie to your face like that?
They don't actually care about us, or think about us at all. We're genetically inferior men.
>mfw eggy was right about everything
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friendly reminder to never reveal your autism level and hate on anything until you've already fucked the girl

I lost my shot at normism thanks to revealing too early

fug m8s
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>battlestation set up has blue lights everywhere
>everytime they blink i think it's a skype message
>still here alone
my soul is dying
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>>24288436
Some guy I talk to is obsessed about talking to me to the point he makes a huge drama and sends tons of I miss you messages if I don't reply for a while.

It's been interesting to talk to him, but damn, now it's just off putting.
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>>24292790
just tell him that you don't like him and save him the trouble and hurt. please don't let his pain continue and just end it all please
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>Having decent conversation
>All of a sudden stops, read but no reply
>My last message was perfectly reasonable
I don't get it, was she just talking to me out of boredom and someone more interesting came along?
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>>24292790
This >>24292830 Seriously. Just tell him, for fucks sake. It's better to nip it in the bud than drag it out for any longer. Why don't people understand this? Just fucking end it and stop hurting him.
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>>24291933
>drawing
>animals
>comics
is she a vegan also?
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>>24292849
thats how it goes man, thats literally how it goes. life, huh
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>>24287713
>text a girl
>going back and forth
>feels good man
>send text
>she doesn't answer
>it wasn't even that long of a text
>never get a reply back
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>>24292790
I've never made drama and sent "I miss you" messages but when we start talking about deep personal stuff... I just sort of expect her to reply right away, even though I know I'm acting desperate.

It's being in that limbo of wondering if you said something that made her dislike / get bored of you.
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>>24287913
how can you be scared of a woman? 1v1 in a ring, and you would crush that /b/itch.
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>seriously still talking to a "her"
>seriously expecting to get a date
>seriously not having given up entirely
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>>24292830
>>24292866
I accepted to be "with him" but it's an online relationship, so....
I don't understand why he's acting that way, since I give him lots of attention daily.
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>>24293122
>I accepted to be "with him" but it's an online relationship, so....
So you're not taking it seriously? Fuck off then, stop stringing him along. Simple as that.
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We all know that feel senpai. This is why I pushed away my online friends.
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>>24288083
except you dont respond either
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>>24288436
>email
is this the 00s
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>>24292923
Exactly. If you're in the middle of an important discussion then you expect a reasonably quick message if they care. If they make you wait a week and you know for a fact they have the time to respond... maybe they don't care.
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>>24293183
I'll call it a real relationship when we meet. I've heard enough of horror stories of guys turning completely different irl, outside comfort of the internet.
That does not mean I'll flirt with other guys or something like that.
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>>24293305
Fucking typical roastie. Do us a favour and fuck off to reddit.
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>>24293305
If he turned out different irl it might be an improvement.
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>she's online RIGHT NOW
>I can't think of anything to message her
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>>24290340
post your skype and be proven wrong

>inb4 you dont because this is bait
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>>24293348
No.

>>24293359
Damn, you're right. I'm hoping he will calm down a little, but at the same time I'm afraid I won't be able to go out without him always wanting to accompany me.
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>>24293305
Do skype? Do you even know what each other looks like?

It's also worrying you referred to him as "some guy" if you think it's any sort of relationship
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>>24293305
I didn't imply you were flirting with other guys. IT's stringing him along if you don't think its a 'real' relationship. Ask to meet up if you genuinely want to go further, otherwise just fuck off and leave him alone. Why are you still there anyway?
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>he only messages you to be lewd
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>>24287713
Why do you fuckers still have hope? You should stay in your room all day and play runescape. I'm 23 and do this and never been happier haha.

I certainly don't think about dying every day hahahaah. Hahaha you guys are silly
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>>24288132
You in Arizona?
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>>24293604
What else would you two talk about? You both know you love it
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>>24293372
Just say "hey bb, i wanna refine your pussy juices into a fine spirit, then intoxicate myself with it".
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>Having any brief contact with females

You lucky pieces of shit
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>>24293753
thanks dick
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>>24293724
Anything else.
I do love it but it still feels shameful and adds to the crippling depression of my life.
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>>24293903
>the absolute madman
bl0x
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>>24293903
>implying she's not intrigued by mystery now
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>he's online
>want to message him
>don't want to be annoying
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>>24293903

oh my i didnt think you would
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