>dad is slamming doors again
Your dad acts like a female tbqh family, perhaps you should suggest gender reassignment as a way to make him happier.
>>24287361
Make sure he doesn't catch you posting frogs on an anime imageboard lest he whip you with the belt again senpai
>>24287378
and anger him even more? no thanks
>dad is in the hospital again
>>24287415
Well you could try giving him a blowy joey.
>dad is saying it only hurts for awhile again
>>24287443
he hates faggots, he'd probably throw me out onto the street
>>24287467
He only acts like he hates them because he is insecure with his own sexuality.
If you crawl into his bed and he wakes up to his dick your mouth, I'm sure he will accept it.
>>24287361
Move out then you weak faggot
>>24287614
n-no bully please ;_;
>>24287504
Ive tried that, he tossed me through the window
>>24289032
Start small (like a quick wank under the table during dinner) then work your way up
>>24289101
He'd probably break my hand tbhonest
>>24287361
>dad left my ma when I was 5 months old
>never met him
good thread I read it
>>24289139
Do you feel in charge family?
>>24289123
Maybe he is just shy about receiving any sort of affection. When you hear him slamming doors next, you should give him a hug and a little tug
>>24289340
im not gay though :/
>>24287428
>dad is ill in hospital
>have the urge to mercy kill him
>>24289380
Gay, straight.
Balls, no balls.
Doesn't matter, as long as you have love in your heart.
>>24289380
Binding with your dad isn't gay, anon
>>24289413
>>24289433
i wish i could bind with you guys ;_; at least i wouldn't get beat for it
>>24289433
Bonding I mean
read it as "dad is slamming liquors again" damn i need to chill on the sauce
>tfw your dad is dead
I wish I could've spent more time with him.
>>24289453
You can come bind with us anytime
Sorry your dad isn't a bro. Bro
>>24287361
Dattyyy! Stop... I am going to cly!
>>24289518
Shut your fucking mouth you piece of shit
If it escalates, don't forget to contact the police.
Im sure they care about your autistic ass domestic issues.
>tfw dad asked me to change my surname last time we corresponded via email
>>24287361
>Mom's cheating on Dad again.
>>24287504
>Fucking faggots projecting their fetish all over everyone.
>"You don't like people who eat poop because you secretly want to eat poop!"
>not getting into physical fights with your dad
>>24289139
Are you black? original desu
>>24289871
>fIat earth theorist detected
>dad is missing
my dad is sleeping
>>24289645
Elaborate please. I gotta man.
reminds me of this
cheers
>>24290782
No just someone who doesn't like faulty logic and projection. I'm fine with gay dudes, I hate the faggot that thinks everyone else is secretly gay but he is gay.
>>24287361
>dad left when i was 2
>mfw i make fun of black people for not having dads
>>24291301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGnHWerh-6U
>dad is slaming mom again
>>24289139
Think you could take him in a fight?
>>24289871
India, what are you doing here? Isnt your time on the public computer up?
>dad died in Vietnam
>it ain't me starts playing
>>24291349
>mfw white friend has a black stepdad
>>24289645
Damn bruh I know this feel. Is your situation similar to mine?
>parents divorced when I was 6
>mom remarried and my stepdad legally adopted me
>I took his last name at 10 years old
>now 21 and my mom divorced my stepdad because he was a dick desu senpai
>now my grandfather(mother's father) is telling me I won't get any inheritance if I don't change my last name to his
>kind of don't want to because I'm 21 years old and it feels awkward changing my last name and then having to explain the whole situation to everyone I know
>>24292623
Your mums a whore
>>24291442
slamming his dick into her pussy, amirite??
>>24292666
Kek, yeah..
Could be worse, she's only married twice and as far as I know my father and my stepdad were the only people she ever dated. I live with her at the moment and she definitely doesn't go anywhere for dates or something.
>>24292623
Eh I'd do it. Kind of gives you a way out. Plus taken your step dads name is an insult to your genes dude. Your mom forced you do something you get herself laid and when she's not getting laid anymore OOPS you have to still live with the life changing event!
> Dad is...
o wait. thats rite.
dadkeks - 0
us - 1
>>24292623
>having to explain the whole situation to everyone I know
lel
Just change it bro, don't tell anyone. All documents that matter are not the ones you go showing around to people so whatever no real change.
Women change their last names all the time around here and it's an easy transition.
>>24292732
Yes this is very true. I think I'm doing alright now. College degree, okay paying job, etc. Guys just don't normally change their last names all of a sudden. Also, seems weird changing it to my mother's maiden name, a name I've never gone by. If anything I would rather change it back to the one I was born with, even if my real father was a meth fiend.
>tfwstepdad chases you down the hall and kicks in your door again
>tfw he chokes you again
>tfw he jabs his finger into your throat again
>tfw he hits you with the bamboo again
>tfw sister lies to him about you hitting her just to get him to beat you again
>tfw mom can't stop him
>tfw another birthday comes and your real father doesn't call again
I don't know who to thank for those times being over now.
>>24293394
jesus, sorry bud.
Has your stepdad gotten the cancer yet?
>>24293394
kill your sister desu
and then your stepfather
>>24293394
aww poor baby ;(
>>24293394
sounds hot tbhfam
>>24293602
This teebeeaych flam
>>24287361
>Grab two beers, go to his room, throw one can at him and ask Whats up...
>Mom and dad were drug addicts
>One day dad takes off
>20 minutes later cops show up and arrest mom
>Takes off and hangs around with my brother who was adopted by my grandparents when he was 4 and I was like 2, they left me with addict parents
>10 years later dad tries to act like he's my fucking father
>shits on me when I make a dirty joke about my brother and his gf, tells me to just be funny and i'll get girls, insisted I wanted to fuck my cousin because I asked about her well-being once a few years after her dad OD'd
>My brother is better than him in every way but it feels like he sees me in the same light my dad does
>Dad's name is actually fucking Chad
Fuck chads. Now he calls after getting out of jail and gets pissy when I don't know if I want anything to do with him.
>>24293107
> Guys just don't normally change their last names all of a sudden.
I know a few that have dude. One I have no idea why he did, maybe a situation like yours, and another I think was a Muslim but he's an atheist but changed his last name to something more Western because his family was involved with some shady shit in their home country.
Point is, I think society is totally cool with you changing it.
>>24293843
>throw can
>the can is now shaken up
>the beer explodes out of it when opened
nice one, retard
>>24293394
>I don't know who to thank for those times being over now.
What do you mean over? You moved out or your step dad left? Once you get on your own and independent I'd say make life hell for that faggot.
>>24295100
nice dubs
Well, once I was about 17 he started to leave me alone more often. My sister developed into the kind of teenage you'd see on Super Nanny or something, a legitimate sociopath, I guess my stepdad realized how much shit she had caused me throughout my childhood.
I've since moved out, of course. It's been several years since I've had something of a real conversation with him, though I see him once every couple months when I visit my mother.
>dad start playing it aint me
