Post in this thread and you will get a gf in 2016
If you don't post in this thread you will never get a gf
>2016
>wanting a gf
Normies out, reee reee, ect ect
let's do this
originally
My bday wish was to get a gf as well
;_; I just want to feel loved one time
>>24286818
Posting highly original comment
>>24286818
Yeah man
>>24286818
I don't believe a word of what you say. But I am desperate, so whatever.
uh yeah so, you know maybe this will work. Maybe it won't so let's do this
>Tfw post on this thread and die alone
plz based thread god
Fucking one girl, even though I want to date a different one, while loving some other
I want to get off this ride
pls pls pls give me gf this year
ill do anything
placebo gf plz
>>24286818
Guess ill post here then.
Fuck this. I can't take the risk.
>>24287039
How in the fuck was that not said before
I hope she is as cute as best girl, AKA, Bjork
Please be true, I need a gf, I really need one.
Please, God I need this to work.
danke immunity cat
might as well do it and post here
i make fire beats that atract goddess amaazones
Probably going to be dead
I will never get a gf.
Well, I'm married, but I'm starting to want another gf on the side. The sex is getting kind of stale.
So posting.
I feel like I'm too old for a gf
But I want one. Posting
dubs and you get 2 gfs
>>24287401
rollin
I still get 1 gf for sure tho right?
not if I don't change into a functional adult
>>24287401
Rolling
Two gfs for me please
does she like me? is she too shy to show it or am I stupid for thinking she does?
make her tall
i want one
I will definitely get a girlfriend. I'm almost at a level where I can be myself.
please e
Fuck why not
Worth a shot
And another sentence so the robot will know
Eat my sissy chode
well, I guess trying can't hurt.
>>24287468
I think you should get your dick checked out, green cum isn't normal
Pls work
i already have a gf
on the right
Please 4chan god, help me out.
>tfw you post in this thread
I feel like if I pursued a relationship I could get one. I've succeeded in everything else, why not girls?
>>24286818
bosting for da gf
ty op!
>wanting a filthy 3DP
>not loving your cute perfect 2D waifu
This place really is plebbit 2.0.
>>24287631
holy shit is that yames?
please let me be able to fuck her this time
>tfw superstitious only one 4chan
yah boykie
worth a shot desu lets try it
no ree, only please
>>24286818
But I'd prefer to get a gf this year
>>24287
https://www.reddit.com/r/Waifu/826
Waifu shit is reddit m8. Fuck off back there
meh might as well
>>24286818
Fine by me
IM GONNA FUCKING GET ONE
the weak should dance
>posts in thread
>gets gf
>she's a roastie whore that hates me
>beta bux
>alpha fux
>>24286818
but what if you don't ever want a gf?i do
Saucin saucin saucin on you.
Ayyyyyxzbs
YOU BETTER NOT BE LAYING FUCK
2016 is going to be my year. Let's do this.
>>24286818
Tfw you want one in 2015
>>24286818
I doubt this is true but I will take any help or hope I can get tbqhfami
all i want is a qt gf
>>24286818
Yeah sure I gue
Fug it
>>24286818
GF
N O W
O
W
PLEASE
>>24286818
well I'm working on something
Woah whats going on in this thread
welp time for coalescences
please ;_;
please magic thread
Pls no fatty.
Time to get a girlfriend you guys
not cool man
What the fuck are those lumps near their hips?
>>24287020
My mother has a Christmas tradition of stirring the Christmas cake mixture and making a wish.
For at least the last 10 years I wished for a gf.
I think I'll get a dog instead.
>implying I posted in the previous "post or get no gf" thread
>implying I want a treacherous whore gf
posting in this thread please be true
Im that desperate to post here...
I wish. I'm seriously at the breaking point of loneliness, and this board only amplifies my need for love.
>>24286818
None of you will ever get a gf because you're all faggot. Get some exercise. Get money and you get a gf.
If I must, so be it.
>>24288165
well you posted here, so you're out of luck. sorry. your fate is now sealed. vaginas will attached to you forever come the new year.
>>24288345
It's ok to admit it m8, you just posted in this thread for the slight chance that you might get one as well. We all understand you.
>>24286818
>tfw I knew this thread was coming months ago
>mfw I will claim my oneitis who already likes me
gf get
i put my life in the hands of the robot, take me to the estranged horizons of joy
>>24286818
posting to make shure
will gfs be retroactively removed if I don't poast
>>24288448
>already likes me
How does it feel being a normalfag shitstain?
>>24286978
Nice try. We all know why you posted ITT.
Im already about to make it. Reeeeeeeeeee GET IN NORMIE MODE.
gfs are overrated
Can I get a busty gf pls?
--------------- If you posted above this line you will get a boyfriend in 2016. Thanks for playing --------------
>>24288511
Any kind you like, pal. Just place your order.
shit why not
--------------- If you've posted below this line you're a massive faggot who will never experience love ---------------
>>24288513
It's like a two for one! Maybe the two will get on!
And then they wont need me anymore...
... oh wait...
I'll buy in i guess
>>24286818
I WILL DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24286818
Gf pls i dont wanna be lonely anymore ;_;
>>24287322
Go kek yourself
>implying any girl would want my 4.5" dicklet
>>24286818
VICTORIA SEMPAI PLEASE LIKE ME.I'm actually gonna try talking to her again tomorrow. I did it about a week ago, but I'm a fucking pussy.
>>24286818
YUUSS!! Fyna get sum pussayh!
I want my gf to look like Death from Sandman to be honest my family.
Tee ree hee
>>24287681
I am pretty successful in other areas, but i struggle with women. I feel like something about me is wrong
Am I really this desperate... Yeah
Let's get a Stacey reeeeee
>>24286818
Fk u
I'll never make it
Looking for Asian gf pls be kind 2016
Rollin'
Yes i'm that desperate
What if we already have a gf?
>>24288844Nice digits desu
rolling for redhead or blonde gf
>>24286818
PLEASE GIVE ME A GF
No girl will ever love me.
Ldlllcmmcmcmcm.c.c.c.mbewbs
Had this goal for every semester of college
posting
We all gonna make it guys
>>24286818
How to know if I'm liked by someone?
I'll never get one though tbqh
Gimmegimmegimme
>>24286818
I want a gf
>>24286818
Free gf plockz
anything helps at this stage, bring on the gf
I always get much more lonesome and horny in the winter.
>>24286818
Sure.
I want a war bride young pure and one that will cover my back and guard me when I sleep.
>billions of people who don't go to 4chin will never find a gf
phew, glad I was browsing r9k today
>>24289078
Peace be with you
And also with you
Im getting on the girlfriend-train
Toot toot
Time to get lesbian
Bump. Even though I already have one
>in b4 get out chad/normie *1000 character long ree+pepe image*
i hope she is azn and qt
Better to believe than to pay the price for not believing I guess.
source: life-long catholic reporting
Within 5 minutes of posting in this thread, a girl sent me a text that said she's like to be my gf on New Year's Day. It really works!
We'll see, friendo
still a virgin.
>>24289209
>emacs
>not vim
nothing qt about that senpai
I can't believe how original this comment is
aayyylamo
please make her be how I want her to be and not a filthy muslim / leftist
>>24286818
GIMIE GIMIE GIMIE
Ready for my girlfriend, r9k :D
Maybe I'll gf my sister
>>24286818
i am not going to post OP!!
I'm not superstitious, but you know, why not?
I posted in a thread like this last year and still don't have one
You won't betray me, will you?
>>24286818
3original8m3
does this work?
sigh
bloxks
Pls mama
>>24287401
rollin
dont even want a gf let alone two but whatever
>>24286818
i-it's not like i'm superstitious or anything OP
>>24286818
very original post Anonymous, I really liked it.
new comment never seen before
may as well
Okay OP. I'll post in this thread.
It can't hurt, i guess...
IM GONNA GET A GRILL IN 2015 AND YOU CANT STOP ME
>>24286818
Oh shit
If only I could think of something original to post
F@M GIMME A GF
>>24286818
I remember doing this last year ;_;
>>24290130
It's a numbers game
>>24286818
Nakanishi
Might As well JUST DO IT
the bet is on, Op, the bet is on
i am sad man
>>24286818
I succeeded in various shits for a GF by the end of 2016, but it's not happening. I'm too pathetic. I can't bring myself to care enough when given enough time, everything will return to nothing.
Will it be my oneitis tho
Or who will it be?
Alright.
bodfbkdopdfkpgo
I guess I have nothing to lose.
But already know it's not gonna happen ;-;
>>24286818
I don't understand why I still don't have a qt gf, I'm a 7/10 by normie standards but yet here I am, 21 and a kissless virgin.
What am I doing wrong?
>>24286818
>tfw want a gf
>tfw realize even if I got one I'd be too boring to maintain the relationship
;_;
gf get, not even the robot can stop me from getting my qt
I hope she is cute!!
Only if it's a 10/10
Pls gib qt goth gf
please
my parents expect me to get married
Fuck it lads, I'm not taking any chances
helpless post
god damn fuck it yolo
I wanna fuck
>>24286818
Oh well might as well try. My life sucks anyway and, I want to kill myself.
Just check these repeating integers
Well it can't hurt right??
>>24286818
Might as well try just to be safe
>>24286818
if its not e i dont care
Finally! Thank you op.
>>24286818
PLS TBQH SENPAI I NEED THIS1111
Please, I wanna be loved by her
>>24290251
>be me
>have that gif laying around in my library going stale for years
>decide to use it once
>instantly start seeing hundreds of posts with it
what the fuck
gf plz, id love one.
omg gf plz plz plz where are you soulmate?
This better work
>>24286818
please gib, thank you op
I look forward to this
Gfs come to me
>>24286818
ok sure yea thanks
I can't risk this
Gib
>>24286818
thou warnd me
>>24286818
desu af senpai kek
I could do with one ._.
Hooray!
Thanks for the gf OP
>>24286818
Things that will never happen
> tfw you realize you're a failed normie
one gf plz
i'll try anything I guess
Posting in an epic original thread.
Plus make it happen
posting for new gf in 2015
gimme korean gf pls
This original thing is getting really fucking annoying. There is not a single original thought out there anymore. Anyway posting for obvious reasons
>>24286818
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was unoriginal
>>24286818
Pls give me a nice qt3.14 gf pls. Not even asking for 10/10 just not fat and at least 6/10 face
>>24286818
pls anon
>>24286818
Finally reee tbqh senpai.ily
I want a gf nooooooow
pls gib
>doesn't post
>unoriginal
>>24286818
le original post
>>24286818
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
I definitely could get a gf, but I want a good one. My standards are too high, or maybe not, I don't ask girls out. I wish I had the balls.
Too early for the New Year's Eve but whatever I wouldn't be here if I had a shred of intelligence anyway.
imma getting a gif
need it bad
grant me a gf oh magical thread
I'd better not risk it
>>24286818
Deliver gf pls
lets go fuck you robot stupid faggot
>>24286818
Posting, because I need this.
>>24286818
pl0xx gibe mecha-qt, magic thread
>>24291681
Why did they leave the stocks on?
I don't want to be alone anymore
>>24286818
can't risk it
welp, ok.
>>24286818
Here's to hoping that a qt falls for me.
i will give away my very soul if i get gf out of it. thanks op.
whatever nigs
Ayyyyyy how do I know this isn't a curse and we all won't get a gf
>>24286818
Okey f.a.m
>>24286818
i want a qt3.14 to heal my wounds
it can't hurt.
>>24286818
Well shit man, need a gf desu senpai
gf here I come
>>24286818
rolling for a qt3.14 gf
Yes pls
Don't want to go down the kinky craigslist tranny route
if dubs oneitis get
>>24286818
eat a dick faggot, do you need
>(you)
that badly
>>24286818
fuck you op you fucking fuck
Rollin bois
I've already done this.....but I guess I'm still going to do it again.
posting for 2016 gf
I don't like falling for these shits, but it's better than shooting up a school. Rolling to get her.
I might as well post, got nothing to lose
Just being sure.
I want a qt 3.14 gf
