Whats the best advice your parents ever gave you?
>>24286814
>you can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him,
>>24286814
>you can tell the size of a man by the size of the things that bother him
/r9k/ BTFO
>>24286864
hello reddit, nice platitude. upvoted and reddit gold to you!
i honestly can't think of the best advice they've given me. they don't have much advice for me.
That list is absolute normie scum
>>24286864
Actually not true, since a lot of /r9k/ are bothered by the nature of human existence and the dispositions of human beings. That's bigger than worrying about which Tinder date you should throatfuck this weekend.
>>24286814
>>24286851
>Just Bee Yourself: The List
I hope this is from a feels thread where the guy's father is dying.
>>24286864
lmao when did reddit get here?
I'm sure I've seen this advice before, some of it word-for-word.
>>24286909
>they don't have much advice for me.
Yeah, I feel like my dad only started trying to teach me how to do stuff after I was 18. I still feel completely unprepared for the real world, and I'm 22 now.
Although he did tell me to "never look in a girl's handbag" when I was 14, which is solid advice.
>We could all die tomorrow, so whats the point in worrying about stuff
CHANGED MAH LIFE
>>24286851
this shit is fucking fake, no male would use three exclamation points in a row like that, much less ones with obnoxious dots
>>24286814
>WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
>slap, slap, punch, throw, slap, slap
>WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
>i lose bladder control and piss myself
>WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
>slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap,slap
>>24286814
>>24286851
So fake.
>>24286919
>The truth.
>>24286814
I agree with this a lot, pretty good advice.
>>24287064
It's almost as if a feminine Redditor 20-year old wrote that list instead of his dad for the sake of getting karma for it
Hm...
>>24286924
>bothered by the nature of human existence and dispositions of human beings
Dude has your delusion really gone that far? People on here are just bitter about life and women. They're some sort of deeply intellectual philosopher.
/r9k/ is bothered by 50% of the population because they have a vagina.
They are bothered by people who have jobs.
They are bothered by making any effort in improving their lives
>>24287182
They're not some sort of deeply intellectual philosopher*
>>24287182
Why have normies flooded this board in the last two weeks?
>>24286814
>get a house or apartment with a window over the sink to look out of while washing dishes
-Dad
Solid advice desu
>>24286814
I don't get 5), why shouldn't you take a girl to the movies on the first date? Also what's wrong with clip-on ties?
>>24286814
>>24286851
I just realized the person taking this picture is the one who wrote it for his own kid that may or may not be born yet.
>>24286814
If you had a good dad like this you're not a robot and should leave this board.
>>24287235
movies are considered bad first dates because you can't talk much during the show and it's impossible to leave quickly if she's an uggo. If you get coffee you can get in and out in like 20 minutes
there's nothing wrong with clip-on ties unless you're a 19-year old redditor who thinks that tailored suits and trinity knots will make you look good. It takes about ten minutes to learn how to tie a tie. That said I've never seen a clip-on in an actual store, so it doesn't seem like very applicable life advice anyway
>>24287211
Why is anyone who doesn't hate women a normie? Why can't I just be a lonely person who realizes I'm like this because my own fault and not because of the world
>>24287288
>Most of his advice is about women and sex before the kid has even been born
Fucking disgusting normie piece of shit
Always take a bomb on a plane, because no plane ever has 2 bombs on it
Wow, I actually cannot think of a single time my parents gave me advice. Not a goddamn one. lmao. Thanks folks
>only drink coors light if you're drinking a case or it's free
t. dad
>>24286814
Dad told me
>dont buy an expensive car
>dont get married until you're 25
>A poor man is a weak man
>dont get comfortable.
>>24287357
Same here.
The only "advice" was to listen to them and do what they tell me and all that crap. I was totally unprepared for the world and everything in it, had to learn it by experience.
inb4 that's the way everyone does it
>>24287182
Sure is reddit tonight
>>24286814
They never gave me any advice.
;__________;
>>24287391
>Anyone who goes against our circlejerk is normie or reddit
Too lazy to find a picture of a fedora tip but I think you can picture it
>>24286814
Reddit normie who is probably in his early 20s writing all of this shitty "advice" as if he's some sort of enlightened prophet.
You should disregard the advice of anyone that has a tinder.
>>24286814
>>24286851
This is not male handwriting.
>>24287474
What the fuck with that baby senpai
>>24286814
>>24286851
This is so cute.
My mum once told me "don't go out with a dumb blonde."
And since then I've never had a chance to take the advice.
>>24287730
Your mum probably got kucked by a blonde and is now hating on them.
