>last night
>normie neighbors having party
>fucking annoying and loud
>it goes one minute past the local noise ordinance
>call the police
>report loud dangerous party
>report underage drinking
>report drug use
>cops arrive
>shut it down
>mad normies looking around the block for the snitch
>mfw watching from a crack in my window
Anyone else like to snitch the fuck out of the normies?
>le making up silly stories for attention maymay
>>24286722
>throw party for normie friend
>charge 5 dollars to get in
>call cops at like 10pm right when most the party is here
>they help me kick everyone out
>in bed by 11
>easiest $250 I ever made
Now that I think about it this is more /devilish/ than /snitch/
>I'm a friendless loser who hates his own life.
>I better ruin the fun for everybody else so I can feel better about my shit life!
>>24286722
kek doing gods work senpai
>Be autistic
>Do autistic shit
>WAAAAH NORMIES WHY AM I NEVER INVITED TO PARTIES REEEE
(You)
>>24286889
>charge $5 to get in
>made $250
Yeah no. I fucking call bullshit on you have NINTY people show up at your house all willing to pay five bucks to get in.
>>24286923
>>24286977
look at these mad as hell normies
>>24286923
The normies were ruining his pleasurable night with their loud noise. Normies can't even comprehend this.
>>24287207
HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO THE PARTY AND ENJOY YOURSELF JESUS YOU GUYS ARE SO INSUFFERABLE
>>24287016
Most people have $5 to spend. It's not uncommon to have money.
>>24288124
90 Is a lot. It's hard to get 30 people. Plus 5 bucks to get in is the same as a strip club.
>>24287420
wewladdy [spoiler/]
>tfw snitching on other wageslaves at work
>tfw they get fired
>>24286722
Watching anything from the crack of your window is one of the /comfiest/ feels.
90*5 = 450
fucking robot dont act up
>>24286889
Kek was this in El Paso by any chance?
There was a situation like that, but I lied about having already paid so I got in for free.
>mfw farted in the middle of the crowd as everyone was streaming out of the gate
>>24286722
Used to do this all the time in high school.
Would just lol from my bedroom window.
Now I'm in university and I'll go on nightwalks and call it on any party I see along the way. Then I'll just go get a coffee and watch as the normies get fucked.
Good times
>neighbors are loud and annoying with their parties
>shut it down with the popo
>always complain about how rude and inconsiderate they are
>be loud and obnoxious at parties I attend
>get many parties shut down because of it
>>24286722
>post made up shit on an imageboard
>
>>24286776
>>24289934
Yeah because it's impossible to believe that some autistic asshole would call the cops on a party
you fucking retards
>>24290506
they just don't want it to be true
I literally call the cops on every single party if its too late or too loud
> be at party
> see dj is gone for some reason
> no music
> go up and put something on
> playing some mainstream shit, a few people start dancing
> making sick scratching and FX
> hey i got this
> try to mix in a new song, but it won't play
> first song is about to end
> panic mode
> accidentally make the song play backwards
> making weird noises and shit
> no idea how to stop it
> run off like a little faggot
> go home and masturbate
>>24286722
You're a good citizen OP
fuck noisy people, they deserve to die
>>24287420
>going to a party where you weren't invited and you don't know anyone
are normies this dumb?
>guy starts "my big le penis" thread on this board
>claims it's 8 inches
>really more like 6 inches
>ask for more pictures
>report the rule breaker
>thread gets deleted
>I liked his penis the whole time
>__________________________________________
>>24287016
5 x 90 = 250?
Wat
>>24287016
lol chek yur maffs lmao
>>24287016
what the fuck are you talking about this is the most retarded post i have ever seen
>>24286776
That's the fucking site, genius.
>>24287016
Are you the anon from the other thread who crashed and burned in math?
>at the convenience store
>sector with paper stuff, notebooks etc
>mother with her kid there too
>see kid grabbing a notebook and tears a page
>mother says "don't worry darling just put it back"
>inform an employee passing by
>she has to pay for it
