Have you ever seen a girl naked before?
>>24285271
I have a question, did my mom counts?
>>24285271
A hot webcam with a girl that isn't a prostitute counts?
Neked....IVE SEEN NAKEY
>>24285391
If this counts, then I've seen many girls naked. None I actually know, though.
Yes, I also fucked her senseless enough times. Nice
>>24285429
It was with a girl I know and she also sentme nudes
A few strippers and my mom.
>>24285271
In my porno videos I have.
>>24285455
How do you get nudes from girls? Honestly I don't get it. How do you get a girl to be comfortable enough with you to send you nude photos? Answers other than "being Chad", please.
>>24285271
Yeah, i have a mirror
>>24285482
You build a relationship, make her like you. Flirt a lot,and eventually youll just know.
>>24285482
This
The idea mystifies me. I just don't get it. How does a girl like you, what the fuck does that even mean?
I daydream of having these questions answered for me in depth
>tfw you saw your neighbor naked
>still never hugged a girl
>>24285520
But I've had a gf and a couple of mini-relationships before. None of them were ever that into me sexually. My ex gf did send me a picture of her naked back once though, but she was showing me a sunburn. Still fapped to that pic though, good times desu.
>>24285482
Im a 19 yo kissless virgin, don't worry.
We are in the same studies and we had fun (she was the only girl inbmy group of friends) she quickly started sending me porn for fun. Later I sent her texts so she could masterb8. In the end, nudes and webcam strip.
... I could be a normie if she didn't have a fiancee and didn't think all this was friendship stuff.
I tell you the absolute truth, it's not a bait sadly :'(
>>24285455
>>24285587
> Those are my posts if someone wonders
>>24285574
Even though I've had relationships, I still don't feel like those girls ever truly "liked" me. They all happened in my mid-teens, so I don't think any of us were fully able to understand what a relationship is. I felt like I was being strung along the whole time, and cast aside when they realised how boring I was. Also one of my exes broke up with me because she realised she was a lesbian so there's also that.
>>24285587
>sends you porn
>masturbates to your texts
>friendship stuff
Literally what? Fuck girls like that. Play around with your heart (and cock) when in reality they don't give a shit about you in that way. Fucking sociopaths.
I feel like I'm so awkward around women that my very presence makes them incredibly uncomfortable. I just don't understand how to be chill.
>>24285705
Yup. With the best friend I had this year when it happened, we ended up calling her a drama-queen. She was a fucking attention whore willing to create a harem and hiding behind a cute crasy girl mask.
>>24285520
Well could I try practising with you?
>>24285723
Fucking same. Girls just see me as really nervous and jumpy. Whenever I try to speak to them, I always come across and really defensive and cold. I can't hold a conversation either, so I can't hold a girl's attention for long enough for her to be interested in conversing with me. Whenever I'm in a group, they just see me as the "awkward" one who doesn't say much.
>>24285773
Y-yes~moretextpls
>>24285271
Only on the internet
>>24286925
Oh I wasn't expecting that. Got an email?
>>24287120
>>24287158
godspeed normies
>>24287329
Thanks f4m tbqfhwy
Only in saunas that are not sexual spaces.
>>24285271
Me and my sister see each other naked quite a bit, or used to, when we lived in the same house. We're pretty comfortable with each other
>>24285420
I'VE SEEN ROASTIE
I STAY NOIDED
>>24285271
I did once, it was on a nudist beach.
>>24287329
not them, but I like your attitude
I hope you get what you want in life, bruh
Two, my mom and my gf.
When I was in middle school I paid my friends gf to show me her tits
>>24289223
Why do you even browse /r9k/?
>>24289252
Because it's fun. Not original post.
>>24289290
But your presence shits the board. You obviously don't fit in here. Why do you have to such a shit eating memester?
Two, my mom and my sister.
Surprisingly enough, I have.
During my college years, I worked at a camp for retardeds as my summer job. Wiping their asses, feeding them, signing camp songs with them, dodging the coffee makers they threw at my head when I tried to keep them from masturbating in public...
At any rate, during one of the summers I spent a good portion of it skinny dipping with my coworkers, all of whom were female. There was a lot of drinking and casual nudity.
Of course, when all is said and done, it never really did me any good. I'm still a wizard and will die one. I kept the drinking habit, though.
If a girl has shown you her naked body and you didn't fuck her then you are fucking retarded.
>tfw I sent a girl my dick and got nothing in return
>>24289223
Together at the same time? :D
>>24289915
No shit retard. Girls get a lot of dick pics and it doesn't do excite them at all.
>>24290067
What part of me do they want to see then?
>>24290084
Your wallet
I have, she was really hot, and I was 3/10 beta af. We became a long distance relationship, and then she started comparing me to some thirsty Chad. They ended up fucking. Why can't I forget?
>>24285271
>>24285271
>tfw you think r9k can't get any more beta, and then suddenly
No, I have however felt up multiple girls but this all happened in public places so no nudity.
>>24290098
Well, they're gonna be disappointed. Just like if they saw my dicklet though, so i guess it doesnt really matter what i do
>>24290067
No I mean this one basically asked for one and her lewds were sort of implied
I guess I got keked
>>24290169
Have you ever considered not being an inferior male
>>24285271
Yeah, my ex-gf and two girls I had one night stands with
>>24290197
Nah, i never gave it thought. I like who i am.
>>24290184
Post screenshots haha, I wont judge you btw
>>24290589
Sorry but I don't have anything
I was so struck by the 'sex-chat' experience of it all that I blocked her and deleted everything associated with her
>>24289861
Art class would've been an awkward experience.
clothe that anime right now mister!
>>24285795
hmm thats weird, i dont remember making this post.
Never seen a woman naked in real life. Wouldnt know what vaginas looked like if it wasnt for porn.
well i do live in europe and in a country with a very large "beach culture" so yes, i've seen naked women in real life.
Never seen a naked women that actually wanted to be naked for me though.
>>24285271
When I was a kid once I was laying down and a girl not wearing a dress and no underwear (it was some summer club where we were swimming) jumped over me and I got a flash of her vagina. It was non roastie, just a little line. And that was the only one I saw, besides my sister's and my mother's when I was younger and more comfortable with that sort of thing.
in my animes, yes.
>>24292134
a girl wearing a dress and no underwear*
>>24285271
No why would it be any different? all i have to go bye is porn
>>24285271
When i was 9, one of my neighbors started coming over, along with their little girl, who i called emmy. Emmy was my age, but instead of toys and dolls, she wanted to see me naked, and would show me her girl parts and tell me what she saw her older sister do once. I'll never forget getting in my closet and having her rub her tiny innie on me. Was kind of traumatic.
>>24292349
>Was kind of traumatic.
i bet, shame i didnt have a loli neighbour to traumatize the shit out of me.
>>24292428
Well, she was really forceful about it, and didnt know anything about that stuff then. She just kinda started telling me what to do after awhile.
>>24292508
>tfw no dominant loli neighbour
>>24292349
When I was about five a girl a year older than me me who was my neighbor did this to me but it was inside of my dog's cage instead of a closet
I'm not sure if it effected me or not but I've never even tried to kiss a girl since, even though I've had several chances
I'm 21
>>24292562
I'm 21 too. It's like i was stunted from that moment on. I dont know the first thing about how to actually flirt or talk to a girl
>>24292525
It's not as fun as it sounds, anon. At that age i just wanted to watch dbz and pretend that i was a super saiyan. This girl assaulted me for like, 3 years. She wouldn't let me do anything
not counting strippers / non-sexual nakedness? Three.
I saw my best friend's sister naked all the time, but didn't think much of it.
But the one time I saw someone else naked (and vividly remember), was a classmate at school when I was about 10. We weren't particularly close, but our younger brothers were. I was at her place because my parents had a funeral and no-one else could have me. She told me that another boy had asked to see her vagina, and said that she thought I'd want to see it as well. We both got naked, and played around with our bits for what felt like a few hours (we both thought each others parts were pretty alien). It was a great time. I only saw her once more after that, with her father being shifted to the other side of the state for work.
Their family wasn't really that 'integrated' into the community (they frequently moved for their parents work), so I really haven't had a chance to hear how she's been. I probably wouldn't recognise her if you'd shown me a photograph of her today.
>>24292657
The girls I had a chance to kiss were set up by my friends in high school and my first year of college
I didn't actually even do anything to get to that point except drink
I moved away when I was nine so I never saw her after that point but I can still remember exactly what she looked like.
Her name was Laken and she had blonde hair and light blue eyes. I can still picture everything that happened that afternoon. I remember how she used to throw a tantrum every time she didn't get her way or her parents wouldn't buy her something.
I'm not attracted to children and I can't even look at loli though
It wasn't a prolonged thing for me just one time in a dog cage but I can still remember it all
>>24292942
Well damn thats still traumatic. I've had girls approach me before but i always shut down. I dunno what to say to them. I've bever had a normal relationship with a girl, so i wouldnt know where to begin. I dont have any attraction to loli either, i just want a functional relationship with someone around my age.
>>24290184
It was a shit test, you sperg.
>>24285271
In real life? Paid hookers.
I had a chance though, during that awkward high-school phase that determines whether you become a normie or not, to have sex but I completely wussed out. And I never heard the end of it for the rest of my senior year.
>>24288703
How do you hide the boner then?
>>24293837
You just show off your bone with pride, anon. Maybe you'll get some admirers
>>24293837
>>24293860
Nude beach goer here
Don't listen to that guy. No one will confront you, but it's still frowned upon- especially when there's children there or your line of sight is on other people.
If you get a boner just sit down wherever you are and wait till it goes away.
