>Walk into lecture hall
>Have to go to the front to sign in
>Stumbling around & I have this "out of it" look on my face
>Sign in
>Leave
>>24284967
>degenerate
Didn't do shit, fuck off
>>24284987
I was drunk
>sign in sheet
Confirmed for shit university.
>>24284997
What a L E G E N D
Oh and I forgot to mention I got a few weird looks.
>>24285001
This tbqh. My lectures are 100% optional.
>>24285072
Wow you're so cool!
Thanks for the blog post btw faggot
>>24284967
>be me
>2013
>see skunk going under bridge
>make hissing noises and clap to scare skunk away
>get high and sleep under bridge
Surprised I wasn't sprayed but it was kind of the skunk
>>24285149
I just wanted to show you guys how low I've sank. It's kind of phenomenal
>>24285274
>low i've sank
All you did was show up drunk, signed some stuff and left
>>24285241
>>be me
No shit
>sign in
jesus
christ
>in lecture
>lecturer won't shut the fuck up
how the hell am I suposed to sleep with all this noise
>courses flunked or flunking
>leave the house to keep up the illusion that I'm at uni
>volunteer to work on group assignment pieces I botch the fuck out of and end up doing when we actually meet
At mine they pass the register around during the lecture so you can't pull that one. Shame.
