Hello, Robots!
there are "people" on this board RIGHT NOW! who
>use Facebook
>have had the social skills to get a gf
>have friends
>go to parties
>aren't even on the spectrum
>don't/never have had a crippling mental disorder
>are generally happy
>are still here because of the Oregon shooting
>use social media aside from this and steam if those count
>are female
>believe in love
>crave human interaction
>think they are special
>never thought of committing mass murder and or suicide
>are comfortable in social situations
>try to justify these things
how does that make you feel, robokek?
>>24284692
>tfw most of these apply to me but been here for a while before the oregon shooting
feels smug m8
>>24284692
I use other boards and just lurk here when I need an boost of my ego
I am one of those people but nobody knows.
Feels good man especially stealing all your pepes.
>>24284692
norobot could fill all in robo/application
I sailed over the meme ocean on the leddit upboat to plunder your pepe's, but I realized that I fit right in. Who knew :^)
>>24284692
>use Facebook
-yup
>have had the social skills to get a gf
-and in between my last gf and current gf, I had like 4 fwbs
>have friends
-who doesn't
>go to parties
-occasionally, not totally my thing
>aren't even on the spectrum
-nope, I'm very stoic, rational, and balanced. No real social anxiety or confidence issues either
>don't/never have had a crippling mental disorder
-see above
>are generally happy
-there's always something to be happy about. im not dead, not starving, not deformed, etc
>are still here because of the Oregon shooting
-was here before that
>use social media aside from this and steam if those count
>are female
-negative
>believe in love
-it's chemical and not magic, but real to a certain extent
>crave human interaction
-so do robots, via their crippling internet addiction
>think they are special
-everyone is special, and yet nobody is
>never thought of committing mass murder and or suicide
-nope never
>are comfortable in social situations
-already talked about, but speaking to strangers, getting judged by people, talking in front of groups, none of it bothers me
>try to justify these things
-some people just can't cut it in modern society. it's not their fault, it's not society's fault, it's not their parents' fault, they just aren't. they're doomed to rot away in front of a screen clicking away feeling empty, wondering what it's like to be on the other side of the fence that they resent.. but secretly envy, deep down, regardless of how much they want to desperately believe and argue otherwise
>>24284692
>use Facebook
I only use facebook for talking to the same three people, all men
>have had the social skills to get a gf
nope
>have friends
a few
>go to parties
only been to a couple
>aren't even on the spectrum
I'm not but it is a joke to some people that I am really autistic
>don't/never have had a crippling mental disorder
I do
>are generally happy
not even remotely
>are still here because of the Oregon shooting
been here since 2011
>use social media aside from this and steam if those count
as I said I use facebook for messages
>are female
nope
>believe in love
I believe that people experience love but doubt I ever will
>crave human interaction
unfortunately yes
>think they are special
nope
>never thought of committing mass murder and or suicide
have attempted suicide multiple times
>are comfortable in social situations
for the most part yes actually
>try to justify these things
I am ashamed of everything I do
Do I still qualify as a robot? I'm a kissless virgin btw
>was lurking /a/
>a fucking chatbot thread about waifus
>was completely btfo by the bot
Someone kill me please. Slay creature of concentrated autism and spaghetti if you can.
>>24284859
get out
>>24284891
you can stay but you are pushing the limits of normal behavior
>>24284859
get off mah board
>>24284692
>use Facebook
To very rarely get in contact with two people.
>have friends
Same friend since I was a kid.
>don't/never have had a crippling mental disorder .
>are generally happy
I have hobbies I enjoy.
>never thought of committing mass murder and or suicide
Having Facebook cookies should be a bannable offense.
>>24284976
>>24285034
no way, nuh uh, what are you going to do about it :^)
>>24284692
Please fuck off.
>use Facebook
yes
>have had the social skills to get a gf (bf)
bf confirmed, sitting with him rn
>have friends
yes
>go to parties
yes
>aren't even on the spectrum
yep
>don't/never have had a crippling mental disorder
confirmed
>are generally happy
ya
>are still here because of the Oregon shooting
came here from morning news talking about beta male cultists, stayed for the lolz
>use social media aside from this and steam if those count
facebook, instagram, snapchat, skype, steam confirmed
>are female
vagina confirmed
>believe in love
i love my bf who i have lots of the sex with
>crave human interaction
people are great
>think they are special
i'm gonna be a famous dj one day
>never thought of committing mass murder and or suicide
nada
>are comfortable in social situations
yep who isn't
>try to justify these things
i'm normie and non virgin
>>24284692
Not surprising. /r9k/ has never been explicitly anti-normie. It's not like there's any good alternative though.
Wizardchan? They keep the normies out, but it's a nazi shithole where you'll get banned for anything.
>>24285079
b-but what if I use fagbook to troll?
>>24284692
>tfw I'm a complete normie
>tfw you can't make me leave
>tfw I come here purely to make robots miserable
>>24285134
nice bait
I'll give it a 7/10 because it is reasonably subtle.
>>24284859
>it's not society's fault
Actually it is you filthy ignorant normie cunt
>>24285198
>tfw I sometimes pretend to be a normie
>tfw I spend all day on interwebs and occasionally troll in promising threads.
ftfy
>>24284692
>use Facebook
for family purposes only
>have had the social skills to get a gf
I scare off any girl I talk to with my strangeness
>have friends
a couple
>go to parties
once every 3-4 weeks, and that's only with said friends
>aren't even on the spectrum
might have a slight case of Aspergers but I'm not full autismo
>don't/never have had a crippling mental disorder
I wouldn't call it crippling but I have Avoidant Personality Disorder. I'd be at a lot more social occasions and I'd talk to more people if I didn't have, and it sucks because I really want to do those things but I always convince myself not to and end up feeling like shit.
>are generally happy
I have happy days and sad days like everyone else
>are still here because of the Oregon shooting
I came here when /r9k/ was resurrected along with /new/ in the form of /pol/
>use social media aside from this and steam if those count
I use Twitter, Yik Yak, and Snapchat mostly just to keep in touch with current trends and pretend to be a normie
>are female
nope
>believe in love
just b urself :)
>crave human interaction
see above. I crave it but I can't get it. it's worse than just isolating yourself because you like loneliness because you isolate yourself despite wanting human attention. it's the worst feeling in the world. it's a constant state of feeling sorry for yourself
>think they are special
I'm not
>never thought of committing mass murder and or suicide
I've always thought of ways to kill myself if things get too rough (and they quickly are)
>are comfortable in social situations
nope
>try to justify these things
I don't need to justify shit to you autistic fucks obsessed with mental disorder e-penises. I find companionship here and it's the only thing keeping my head above water. People here feel the same feelings as me and I've never felt that way before. I want to believe I'll get actual help someday, but until then I have /r9k/ to fill the holes of social interaction I want/need.
stop with the "having facebook means youre not a robot" meme.
I use it to keep tabs on my family and also to see what kind of shit the normies are up to.
how can you claim to know what normies are like without actually seeing what they do.
I once spent 5 hours making up random bullshit facts and acompliments in team fortress two. Every time I died I'd say some shit about how I was baptized by snoop Dogg or I won the Richard Nixon medal for culinary excellence. Am I a real robot
>>24284692
>use Facebook
yep
>have had the social skills to get a gf
yep
>have friends
yep
>go to parties
sometimes
>aren't even on the spectrum
yep
>don't/never have had a crippling mental disorder
did, quit seeing psychiatrist and I'm pretty happy now tbqh
>are generally happy
yep
>are still here because of the Oregon shooting
nah, didn't really care
>use social media aside from this and steam if those count
sometimes
>are female
nah
>believe in love
sure
>crave human interaction
nah
>think they are special
nah
>never thought of committing mass murder and or suicide
well, not daily
>are comfortable in social situations
probably more comfortable than you, I guess
>try to justify these things
nah
rage if it helps. I never found getting angry at people effective. You can escape your shitty life, or you can improve it. If vidya, drugs, or suicide work, okay. If not, good luck becoming chad
>>24285214
it's society's fault you're an internet addicted shut in?
