>tfw no french gf
If I leave a trail of baguettes leading to my front door will one show up eventually?
try escargot and fois gras in a variety of sauces if you want to catch a classy one
you should start smoking
did someone say baguette?
>tfw no french gf who says oiu oiu oui during sex
>>24283600
is she crying for paris?
lmao
>>24283600
>tfw you have an even lower chance of having one since Friday
>>24284123
Muhammad pls go
>>24284042
2D celcile was hotter
>tfw french sperg
>tfw french sperg GF
Let me know your hate
>actually get a French go through years of online courting
>she's still over there, but I convince her to come visit me
>her family and her have one last dinner at a restaurant before she was going to fly here
>mudslimes killed her that day in the restaurant.
How grand is your coque au vin?
Why do the French like women who look like they're anemic/have AIDS?
> tfw french gf.
> I win
>>24285433
Don't forget to put on your hijab before you leave the basement :^)
>>24285542
I think its cause they smoke all the time, I've wondered this too
>>24285321
her accent was horrible