Who /death/ here?
>Tfw your death was nearly four years ago
my death is approaching
like a slow rumble on the horizon
I'm a little scared
I think this is just the calm before the storm
and once the storm passes, the wreckage it leaves in its wake will be beautiful
or so I hope
>>24283569
Hows hell my man?
>mfw i broke free of neetdom
>made normie friends and started getting into normie music
>is this happiness?
>"hey man wanna go to a rave down paris way"?
>"might meet a cute stacy bruh"
>"sure bro haha"
>place gets shot up
serves me right
Is this a thread asking how old we were when we gave up on life or some gay little skeleton roleplay thing where we pretend to be literally dead
>>24283601
After you've seen the pains of mortal life, it's nothing special
>>24283655
The latter my man, emphasis on gay and little
>haven't died for 4 months
think I'm gonna dl tinder desu senpai
>>24283743
>tfw it's been at least 23 years since you last died
I've almost forgotten what it feels like
You know in French orgasm translates to "le petit mort" meaning the small death
>tfw never gonna experience death with another person
>>24283569
>tfw Zeus cursed me with immortality
I keep trying to kill myself, but nothing works
>>24283601
Satan's actually pretty cool desu
>>24283792
How often do you have to suck his red rocket pham?
>>24283792
Is he really, you know, asgayas they say he is?
Anyone need a travel agent?
>>24283655
>implying you aren't already deadthe formerdoes /r9k/ even have spoilers?
>>24283655
>pretend to be dead
bones or gtfo normie
I feel pretty gone.
Close enough.
My bones are a rattlin'.
Does the afterlife have anime?
>tfw was a kid, and wanted to be the grim reaper for a job when 'I grew up'.
>friends called me edgy
>Just wanted to see all the different kinds of people I'd meet being the reaper.
It's suffering.
