>Go to the store
>When nobody is looking
>Grab a chips bag
>Crumple it so all the chips turn into mush
>Walk out with the only chips bag that has proper chips in it
>Super smug face combined with devilish mischief face
Mischief general?
>>24283127
>at bookstore
>see Qu'ran
>huehuehue.jpg
>put next to cookbook for bacon recipes
>put both in the romance section
>Society thinks I should kill myself
>I don't
>be at gas station
>rub my hands all over my balls
>touch keypad to pay
>touch pump handle
>mfw normies are touching my nut sweat
>>24283127
>gas station has sign that says no backpacks
>wear backpack and buy Arizona ice tea
>Go to store
>Look for the thermostat
>Put it put it 1 degree it's default setting
>Tell everyone to chill out
>spend ten minutes in a small store
>buy nothing and walk out
R E K T
E
K
T
>jehova's witnesses show up
>hey do you want to talk about jesus?
>no
>i actually wanted to talk
>go to car dealership
>pretend like I'm inches away from buying a car for more than an hour
>test drive car
>give dealership all my information
>right before I sign the lease I get up from the table and leave without saying a word
>mfw
>>24283527
This is beyond mischief.
>>24283127
>Shit on the floor of public restrooms
>Pick it up myself
>Report it
>Managers love me and give me free shit
>make friend on r9k
>flirt with him and incurable him whenever he puts himself down
>get his confidence up until he gets the nerve to ask me out
>"sorry anon I'm with chad:)"
haha fucking rekt
>>24283127
>>Crumple it so all the chips turn into mush
That's not mischief. That's vandalism.
you're lucky I didn't catch you. Otherwise, you would have gone to jail for at least 5 years.
>>24283672
But didn't you already have free shit when you put it on the floor?
>>24283527
You fucking crazy son of a Bitch
>at Walmart
>see unattended cash register
>tray is open, hundreds of dollars ripe for the taking
>take a picture and post it on Instagram, showing all my friends how bad Wal Mart's security is
SAVAGE
>>24283706
YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT
C U N T
U N U N
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T N U C
>>24283127
Whoever the fucker was that shat on the toilet seat in my dorm restroom can go kill himself. The bathroom was unusable for a day and was out of order for the next as the cleaning agents took effect.
Mess with people's carts in grocery store. Take stuff out, put other stuff in.
If they have kids they'll think the kids put stuff in cart.
>>24283711
Le internet badass meme
>on cruise with family
>walking down stairs to arcade
>elderly couple ask me if the buffet is still open
>tell them the buffet just closed up
>they thank me and head back down stairs
>MFW the buffet doesn't ever close
>>24283978
Someone put an end to this barbarity.
login to open WiFi routers and change the DNS server
find open printer WiFi point, download the HP app and print memes
>family or a telemarketer calls me to talk about some stupid bullshit
>at the beginning of every call I tell them that I record every call for the interests of quality and ask for their verbal consent to be recorded
>I don't actually record my calls I just say that to psyche them out
>mfw
>see a thread with a topic that actually interests me
>0 replies
>don't reply to it
>thread dies with no posts
>>24284100
>see shitty thread with no replies on page 10
>reply "shit thread loser" with a sage
>it dies shortly after
>>24283127
>get on plane
>little guy says I can't bring friends
>bring them anyway
>>24284232
They're not your friends.
>Go into thread that's having civil discussion
>Type out a long reply pretending I'm mad about something
>get easy (You)s
>don't unplug
>unplug anyway
>>24284187
>see shitty thread on page 10 with 0 replies
>start having a conversation with myself about the topic, posting different opinions
>eventually the thread has dozens if not hundreds of replies making it seem good and popular
>at work
>no one is around
>put caps on the wrong side of pens
>if the pen has a push button, push the ball tip out
>put the pens back
>coworkers are surprised when they aren't writing anything down when they've pressed the push button or taken off the cap
>Dress like a hooligan and smoke weed outside in the morning
>Make boomers on their morning walks feel uncomfortable
>They thought the morning was their time and the sunrise belonged to them
>>24283878
>tattletaling on people
>badass
>>24284232
>find out the flight plan was a buff and they don't expect one of us in the wreckage
>tell a brother to stay on the plane anyways
>>24284068
that's kind'a sly, but i guess you realize family will stopp calling you
also
>no mention of friends
heh
>>24283672
>>24283713
Took me a while to get the joke but it was a good laugh
>>24283527
What's this about my states flag?
>at the university library
>reading a story so suspenseful it's a literal nail biter
>cupping 8 gross, yellowed nails I've bitten off
>don't feel like walking to the trash can
>find obscure biology book on shelf
>put nails in book and close it, place it back on shelf
>some STEM kid is in for a real treat when does research and opens the book 7 years from now
GET REKT STEMCUX
>>24285443
Nasty ass nigger
