ITT: smug feels
>be married to a robot
>his little brother is a total chad
>has a very good paying job with benefits doing construction
>pumps and dumps stacys on the constant
>even fucks hideous girls when he loses bets to his friends or gets dared to
>gets a gf who doesn't leave him for being a cheating asshole
>husband and I keep making bets on when she's going to break up with him, since his infidelity is obvious
>she stays with him
>chadbro starts to think they're really 'meant to be' because she is the loyalest of the stacys
>she makes subtle references on social media about wanting babies some day, how much she loves her sister's baby, etc
>chad finally gives her what she wants and gets her pregnant
>she goes full exorcist, doesn't let him get away with anything, completely pussifies him
>quits her job, spends his money relentlessly
>she's about to dump him and take him for all he's worth in child support
Our last standing bet is on whether or not she's going to fool him into marrying her before she leaves him, so that she can get the double whammy of child support and alimony.
>be married to a robot
THATS NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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NOW YOU KNOW WHO MADE THE CONQUEST
>>24282971
10/10 image
>>24283039
>be a friendless fembot in hs
>meet a robot
>fall in love
>graduate, get apartment to be shut-ins together
>a few years pass
>get married on our own, no family present
That's how it works.
>>24283108
Neither of you are robots, fuck you
Get the fuck out
>>24282971
why the fuck you even care OP unless you too await your turn to fuck your chad brother in law
>>24283108
That is not how it works.
>in hs
In fucking high school, nonetheless. Robots are in their 20s, 30s and never had gf. Fucking normie gtfo.
>>24282971
Chad is a sociopathic animal and Stacy is a sociopathic animal trainer
That shit is scary
>>24283128
Been on r9k since 2007. I've seen it rise, fall, and be resurrected by moot. Hiro finally fixed it somewhat by resetting the old robot filters.
So quit derailing my thread and start thinking of times you felt truly smug, senpai.
>>24282971
>btw I'm a girl
say no more pham
>>24282971
Smug feels?
>tfw reporting OP for this stupid ass thread
>>24283193
Nah, fuck you
>>24283220
huehuehue
bloxblox
>get stuck being designated driver for uni room mate and their asshole friends
>they're completely wasted, can hardly control motor functions
>take turns way too sharply just so that they hit their heads on the sides of the doors
>make sudden stops so that they fall forward against the back of the seats/dashboard
>enjoy the extra splitting headache that comes with your hangover, 'bros'
