>be on diet
>see candy bars, chips and flavoured nuts in the store
>don't be on diet any more
>put mayo on everything because it fits
You fell off the wagon. Get back on.
>slowly gaining weight over the past 6 months
>"guess I'll have to start limiting my carbs"
>spend a day eating no bread, only meats vegetables and a bit of rice
>next day eat pasta and garlic bread
>"dear lord this is so good "
rinse and repeat
Youll keep failing if you do this meal by meal. Consider the long term plan. Look, youre not going to have a 6 pack any time soon and your brain is fucking broken about food. You need to first repair your brain and start eating healthy and watching portions. Then, when youre not a fatty fat, do the cutting bulking shit.
Right now youre just not at that level, anon
>>24282358
lmao its like if heroin was on the shelves ready to be bought freely at the shops for H addicts
>>24282358
i gave ur mum some flavoured nuts m8
>>24283388
what flavour?
>>24283435
meat
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24283486
Looks like meats back on the menu boys!
can i try?
>>24283503
Only for big girls
>>24282358
It's called moderation, you lard. I'm losing a ton of weight as well and still enjoy a serving of chips or a piece of chocolate once in a while.
>>24283536
Im a skinny guy
>>24283561
No can do anon , :(
>>24283648
please m8? im so lonely;_;
>>24282358
My diet for the last week has been large bags of nacho dorritos and Arizona sweet tea.I'm still a spoopy skelly.
>post a good post
>reward myself with another chocolate square
>out of chocolate
>go to the store
>>24283736
Arent we all?
Even in the darkest of times. I wont give my meat flavoured nuts to you.. I'm sorry
>>24283806
;_; *cries more*
I had a huge piece of pie last night and I'm going to have a huge piece of pie tonight as well, lmao.
Being skinny feels so fucking good, OP. Were you ever skinny? Try to remember how good it felt.
>tell myself i will stop smoking weed
>still smoke a gram every single day of my life
>>24283838
how does it feel to be a manlet tho?
>>24283837
Baby , why must you be this way :'( You'll make me feel bad.
>>24283863
*sobs*
I just want someone to hold me and ease into me :^(
>>24283858
I'm 6'1".
Nice try, little guy. :^)
![uTGQhmg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oBY6gTL.jpg "uTGQhmg[1].jpg")
>>24283914
>6'1
bro... stop embarrassing yourself. also, door knobs are at a universal height.
>>24283888
Trips... alright..but just this time because you got trips.
>>24283914
copy shoes and awful clothing, holy fuck youre a faggot
>>24284070
The author of that edit has made one mistake though.
He's holding the phone a bit closer to the mirror than his whole body. I'd say he's 4'11 to 5'1. Still a manlet plebeian but not dwarfism level
And that phone might not be an S3, we can only see a black shade from the mirror.
>>24283914
6'1 150 reporting in.
Seriously, what's it like being fat? I try to gain weight so much...
>>24284156
he is also the manlet. i seriously hope it is an iphone 4 he takes the picture with, because if it is one of the new bigger ones, the "phone test" implies the dude is a complete fucking manlet with no hope. also his clothes suck.
>>24284196
try harder manlet
>>24282358
>be hitting gym and on diet
>smoke weed and get munchies
>diet no more
>>24282358
I have actually started to hate what I used to before like chips, candy and ice cream. I've went past one of those machines on the street today and I saw a bag of Skittles in there and thought to myself how over the top Skittles taste, in a bad way. I'm glad I've grown to hate that kind of food since I used to wolf down chocolate bars and family sized Nutella bottles by myself back in the days.
>>24282358
>be on diet
>see candy bars, chips and flavoured nuts in the store
>rationally conclude that eating any of it would be the incorrect choice
>continue diet as usual
Must suck being a normalfag. I would hate to live my life on meaningless primal impulses.
>>24283838
holy shit you are shorter than i thought.
>>24284319
How do you know OP is normalfag?
>>24284256
I'm 5'4 prince of manlets yeah, but that picture is fucking stupid. Dude is 5'1 or 5'2.
>>24283838
>>24283914
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING
>>24286336
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
>>24283840
Dude, weed is totally not addictive man, like, totally.
