My dad wants me to tell him what I want for Christmas by the end of the day and I don't know what I want. What are some good ideas, /r9k/?
a gf (original comment robot)
Tell him that your life is the alphabet, and "I want the sixth and seventh letter back."
A life
>>24281612
>>24281617
>>24281645
Guys, come on. I spent 5 fucking minutes making some OC so you guys would take me seriously, I want some actual suggestions.
I'll never get a gf anyway
>>24281781
>fleshlight, autoblow lelele
ok not shitposting
I at least always appreciate nice clothes or home appliances (slow cooker, kettle, vacuum)
>>24281584
Well what do you want?
>>24281584
Ask for a fleshlight and tendies
Ask father to kill you, if he doesnt, then he's a shitty parent and presenter.
>>24281840
What do you mean? (o r i g i n a l)
>>24281584
You don't seem to really want or need anything
Just tell him to get you some chocolate or sth and tell him he's the only thing you need
Makes him feel better
>>24281781
Nigga that aint OC
>>24281866
What is an item that you would like to recieve as a gift. Is this your first time doing Christmas mate?
>>24281840
>>24281906
I'm asking for suggestions please help
>>24281957
Ask for knowledge and wisdom. That's invaluable
>>24281584
books, weights, cologne, clippers to cut your own hair, cooking equipment, paints/canvas, musical instrument..etc
>>24281584
Drugs.
Literally everyone does them.
Tell your father you want to 'expand your consciousness' and he'll agree.
>>24281957
books (brave new world is a good read), mittens, shoes, weed
>>24281781
I've seen that pepe a million times you fucking faggot liar
>>24281584
XBAX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkWetpdODs8
>>24282009
>brave new world is a good read
>authored by a druggie
>good read
Sorry, but I'd literally rather read a phonebook than a pile of heavy-handed ramblings how the society is unenlightened and non-ascended.
horsecock dildo
Cold hard cash
College, apt, and bills paid for and weekly checks for snacks, booze, drugs, and buttstuff. do it.
>>24282009
That book is shit and so are you fag
>>24281584
tv show merch
headphones, monitor, computer components
>>24282042
I literally removed the "reasons to live" and put "christmas list", that's oc you le redditier
This and then ship it to me
Just ask for money
>>24282154
>changed words on a widely known meme
that is not original content
go back to learn internet 101
>>24282053
Except it's literally the opposite you ignorant little shit
>>24282203
yes it is moron, not him btw
Some weights to lift at home fAm.
>>24282208
>go to the author's Wikiquote page
>literally the first quote:
'To see ourselves as others see us is a most salutary gift. Hardly less important is the capacity to see others as they see themselves.'
How to spot a druggie, rule #1:
They talk about 'seeing' ('understanding', 'realizing', 'being aware', 'perception', ...) without saying anything at all.
I promise you, after a couple of years, the druggie-talk about knowledges and understandings and self-actualizations grows insufferably thin. You see them running in circles crying how seeing this is not seeing that and how seeing thus is something else (or same) than not seeing or seeing the seeing... And after a couple of years, distaste is replaced by pity, and you feel sad that their brains are literally incapable of discussing real things.
>>24281584
Gym membership
>>24282271
You've never read the book, have you?
Like, you've never even seen Demolition Man.
Have you?
>>24281781
get a dehydrator and make jerky
theyre like 35 bucks
>>24282313
I have an odd habit of judging books by excerpts before I invest time in them.
Give me a verifiable, applicable, unambiguous insight of that man. Just one. And I might reconsider. Just not 'everyone must realize their relationship to the filters of their own perception of reality'-tier.
>>24282271
I'm a druggie. The only truth I "see" is mathematics and perhaps science.
Ask for a trenchcoat, black leather. Then you'll have a chance at getting some girls
>>24282408
Well, show don't tell. I'd have to see your last 20 posts on 4chan to know. You can profess utmost devotion to reason, but if spend 100% of your time reproaching others how science is inherently limited, you are a religious person.
>>24281584
dildo and dakamura waifu
>>24282381
What do I look like, your English teacher? If you don't want to read it, don't, but don't pretend you know anything about a book you've never read. Jesus.
>>24281584
I got asked this by my Mom and I requested something normal. I asked for a nice office chair, with arms and maybe a Futon for guests (For my one real friend that I hang out with)
>>24281584
fuck me in the ass
>>24281584
However much he was planning to spend, ask for it in bonds.
An apprenticeship in a job which is not at the edge of dying out.
