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>tfw finally got a boyfriend
>tfw he likes me just as much as I like him
>tfw I feel safe around him
Post some good feels
he's using you
>>24277622
I'm talking to a mtf and it feels right for a change. Maybe this is the one for me
>girl talking about her easy mode
I hate what this board has become.
femanons i want to worship your feet.
>>24277622
You could have 2, not me that's too beta, but you could have 2.
>>24277743
>muh board!
go back to readut.
>>24277860
>defending yourself with memes
Please respond ;-;
>>24277898
>memeing memememe meme memes
>>24277622
Can't, i'm butthurt
>when someone on here talks shit about your husbando
Why? He's the reason I stay pure, he did nothing wrong. Do 3D beta faggots have to ruin everything?
>>24277962
why do regulars/normans/usuals/neutrals/joes/etc. have to ruin everything?
>mfw don't know what good feels are
>>24277622
>tfw he hugs you really tightly and tells you he loves you
>tfw he falls asleep hugging you and starts snoring
Then I have to get up and take some benadryl and melatonin to sleep cause i've fucked up my sleeping beyond repair but its nice being able to cuddle back into bed with him and instinctively wrap his arm back around me.
r9k is right though, hes pretty nerdy but has his life together and i'm pretty much just a worthless NEET that he loves and dotes on way more than I deserve
>>24277715
Do femanons like mtfs?
>tfw you will never become as cute as an anime girl
>>24278158
Oh also
>tfw watching anime together
It really is the best feel
>>24277982
I don't know, but I can't stand the idea of an autist posting about how he's a "poorly written" character when he clearly isn't. Unfortunately I was too late to the thread to defend him though.
Mai husbando is perfect, 3DPD men are garbage
>>24278201
Are you ugly?I don't think anime girls are very cute tb.h They look like ayy lmao's to me
>>24278212
all right fine. Who is he?
>>24278201
I have that feel all the time and I have penis.
>>24278176
Nobody likes them anon. Not even themselves
>>24277622
Please go back to r/foreveralonewomen and while you're at it why dontcha fucking kill yourself you dirty dirty cunt.
>>24277622
>I feel safe around him
Why? Is it because he is taller than you?
>inb4 manlet bf
>>24278256
>inb4 manlet bfDon't ruin my dreams anon ;_;
>>24278225
I shouldn't say, it could lead to thread derailing. Glad I could vent a bit though, my feelings for him are incredibly strong.I've lost any interest or attraction I previously had for 3D males. That's probably unhealthy, but I can't say I care much.
>>24278564
Be my gf anyway pls ;^)
>>24278564
post youre husbandos
>>24278564
>I've lost any interest or attraction I previously had for 3D males. That's probably unhealthy, but I can't say I care much.
I mostly stopped being into 3D a few months ago. It's like being a teenager again. I wonder if for me it will move in cycles or if I can be content with 2D again forever.
>>24277995
Good feels are made of cheap eesti vodka. T. Finland
>>24277622
>tfw the odds of him raping or murdering you and now MUCH higher
feels good
tick tock
>>242786123D 3D 3D 3 D 3>D
>>24277995
>tfw no cutie eesti bf
>get a bf who likes to snuggle and watch anime and netflix
>feel like I'm rotting away
>get a bf who's driven and wants to go to events and shit
>feel like a failure and want to stay in
And there is no middle ground.
Also
>starting nightshifts in a warehouse
>finish same time early every morning
>only one (long) path to take to the station
>tfw risk of assault heightened and no way to fix it except to spend money
>tfw you will NEVER have a cutie pie bf to hold you and cuddle with you and make you feel loved
I hate you OP. :"(
>>24278760
location fembot :^)
>tfw Ronda Rousey lost
I feel kind of shaken desu. It's been years since she's even had a real challenge.
>>24278775
>fembot
You mean mtf.
That's what "fembot" means on this board.
![flat,800x800,070,f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qcEbSEy.jpg "flat,800x800,070,f[1].jpg")
>Go to fembot thread
>Not actually a fembot
>>24278800
Then no cutie pie bf for you >:^)
>>24278775
Greetings robot, I'm located in Pennsylvania the land of taxes.
>>24278842
Cool I'm in NY
We've got more :^)
>>24278760
Be my gf
I'm cute :3
women talk about their partner making them feel safe a lot.
just buy a gun or a taser or something if you are that scared without them. even the biggest man won't give you much more shit with a lot of lead in his chest.
>>24278644
Yeah, but the feeling's more like finding the "one". When you have so much in common with the character, and totally resonate with them, fuck I've fell in way too deep. I've never felt this way about a man before, I guess the worst part's knowing he's not real. Yet i'm not really bothered by it?
>>24278697
>projecting this hard
The fucking delusion. Are you some shitty normalfag? Even if I were attracted to 3D, the 3DPD men are all tainted where I live.
It's pretty pathetic, you guys make it sound like every man is pure but they're really all just cold-hearted and love slutting it up. Completely the opposite of my husbando.
>>24279141
>tfw britbong
>tfw will never have a /k/ bf
>tfw too mentally ill to try and find an older cute bf to play video games with you
>>24279153
POST HUSBANDO
>>24279174
What kind of mental illness? Borderline?
>>24279165
Come to america and be my gfI love british accents
>>24279204
>tfw depression, anxiety, social issues, child abuse
though im guessing thats not saying much on this board
>>24279175
He's a character from one of the series i've posted, that's all you'll get anon
>>24279153
>loving a character completely created for lonely losers
We need a new genocide.
meme fembots just gtfo pls
>>24279223
Meh. I'm mostly interested in Borderline girls. Oh well. Are you a loser?
These threads are not created by females nor do females post in them
>>24279225
tuxedo mask is topqt
>>24279153
don't tell me it's hisokameruem seems the most likely desu
>>24279241
Why did you feel the need to post this? Are you expecting someone to prove you wrong because you're secretly hopeful? You're not going to dissuade anyone, because most people here know for a fact that there are girls here.
>>24279153
>doesnt post husbando
>doesnt "want to derail thread"
>continues to derail thread
>>24279239
i suppose some of my symptoms could qualify as bpd. I dunno.
what, in your opinion, counts as a "loser" ?
>>24279256
You have no proof. I am friends with a "fembot" and see says the same thing, these threads are just bait.
>>24278256
not OP but a manlet bf would make me feel safe if he was builtfat, liked to box, etc
this is my fetish tbqh
>>24279229
You're extremely cancerous and have no idea what you're talking about, please kill yourself.
>>24279253
I love hisoka but no. And It's not meruem either, although he's my 2nd favorite antagonist.
>>24279264
>what, in your opinion, counts as a "loser" ?
NEET, no friends, never had a bf.
>>24279276
>fembots will never love skinny manlets
Might as well just end it tbqh
>>24279174
I'm really fucked in the head and kinda pedo but younger women still fuck with me. I like them but social stigma. It creates a cock-brain conflict when high schoolers flirt with me. If it makes you feel better, I doubt you are too fucked up for me at least. My best friend is covered in self mutilation scars, sleeps 14 hours, and does drugs daily. I'm used to this shit. Lately I've been drinking whiskey and playing pathologic, arx fatalis, and a multiplayer Russian RPG. Getting in the way of work I need to do tbqh
>>24279293
im slowly becoming that way again. only exception is forced to go to college due to mother. guess i better run before the REEEE's get me.
>>24279295
mmm, that age guilt is delicious. . .
i have scars, but i dont do it anymore. vomiting is easier to hide. the sleeping forever thing sounds nice, though.
gotta work hard to play hard, my guy.
>>24277995
>be MAARAHVAS
>kidnap girl from another village
>breed ten children with her
>feels good to be eesti
>mental disorder where I don't feel some emotions, or some are more supressed than normal
>having feelings for someone for the first time in years
>gay feelings at that, first ever gay crush
>no clue how to handle them
>just make really aggressive advances
>benevolent bullying
>he flirts back
>turns out he has a yandere fetish
I hope this goes somewhere. It's not every day I find myself interested in someone.
It's nice to feel at least somewhat normal sometimes.
>>24278930
O-oh really? *blush*
No. Kill yourself
>>24277622
>tfw no acnekun bf who acts like he hates me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzOJAkFTJuY
>>24279347
It is delicious, fuck the laws and stigma dawg.
Also you should lay off the vomiting. Find something else. Whip yourself or something. The acid damages your throat. Can give you cancer and other things.
My vice right now is booze and it is getting retarded. I drank a fifth and a 6 pack in the last two days. I wish I didn't need crutches to cope but I feel so wound up, hopeless, and miserable unless I distract myself. Been like this as long as I can remember.
People having problems doesn't bother me at all since I can understand a lot of why people do stuff. Even shit like thinking the TV is talking to them or murder. There's no monsters, just people.
>>24279464
>2nd channel has unteralterbach videos
the absolute madman
Enjoy those 1 or 2 months with him while you can.
>>24279386
Rude and cute :3c
>>24277622
>up at 3am
>check computer clock, only check the for some reason date.
>Oh it's that guys birthday
>feelin good
>this guy bullied me but what the hell am I right?
>wish him a happy birthday, he seems really happy about it
>realize the time
>apologize about six times
>says it's cool
>feel like I have friends
>happy for the first time in two weeks
>>24279469
i find the minimum consent laws to be a little ridiculous, yeah.
thats only if you allow the stomach acid to develop on the food itself, which can take 20-30 minutes. before then, its the same coming up as it was down. dental records showed that my teeth and throat were in fine condition over two years, which was nice to know.
drinking alone isnt good for you, anon. usually it just accelerates the negative feelings inside. but then again, it might be better than sober negativity. distractions are the only way to cope in life.
there's usually a reason to the madness, obvious or otherwise. sometimes i'd rather talk to the voices in my head and to myself than others. it takes less energy.
>still not over breakup with bf almost a year ago
>we've sent at least 1 text back and forth every single day for the past 4 years until recently, he's been skipping days
>saw him post a picture with a girl hugging him the other day on kikebook and flew into a rage then cried
When will he love me again...
>>24279261
Not completely derailing. I was still posting about my feelings, hence fembot "feels".
I feel awkward posting him since other girls here only care about 3d guys, yet I get criticized for loving an anime character (on an anime image board of all places, the irony).
That one anon was pretty close though. It'd be nice if I could find someone to talk about my favorite series with too
>>24279605
i bet you dont even have a daki of himpathetic
>>24279629All of his dakis look like shit. I have figma and keychains of him though.
>>24279532
Really? If it isn't fucking you up might as well do it if you like it.
Yeah. I've been trying to quit but it's so fucking hard. Physically addicted too. The vice thing, yeah. My mind turns to suicide so often. It's a shitty thought pattern and it is nice to just feel good and not want to die.
I know what you mean about that too. Talking to people is exhausting. I prefer to just think alone usually. Sometimes I just grunt something instead of talking out of not wanting to talk. It would be cool if there was a place for everyone with fucked in the head syndrome to live together to avoid annoying and getting annoyed. We could all just autistically ignore each other.
>>24279661post those
>>24279605
I wish I could be into 2D so sincerely.
>have a waifu
>meet a person irl who reminds you of your waifu
>get a crush on her
>she has a husband
Sigh. I just can't get into a fictional character, since I can't talk to them, and I'm too aware that discovering new cute things about them is just because somebody had an idea like "yeah, let's give this character this cute feature, these NEET faggots will love it"
>>24278710
>tfw not qt
>>24279976
Yeah I understand, as humans we eventually get the urge to seek for a companion, its hardwired into us.Mai husbando was never a character intended for NEETs or lonely people though, he's from a battle shounen manga.
>>24279605
is it pitou then?
he was probably my favourite cause he's cute
Any fembots in Scotland? Im so lonely
>>24280358Yeah, he was made for fujoshi instead of NEETs :^)
My waifu is actually from a shounen too, but yeah. Any character is made with an intent of making people feel certain way about them. My autistic defiance makes me usually like the shittiest, unlikable characters (wouldn't like them as people of course, but as characters sure; I can't see fictional characters as people, they're just an idea of somebody) and hate the perfect Mary Sues and Gary Stus. Cute 2D girls are special though, I like the idea but I can't get into it to the extent where I prefer it over real companion, my waifufag friends tell me I'm not a real waifufag and I'm more "in love with love" than in love with my waifu.
;_;
>>24279209
d-depends on how you feel aboutbritnegroes
>tfw cute e-bf who sleeps with me on skype calls every night
>tfw most of the time feel like my brain is just making this shit up to distract me from my failure of a life because he's everything I could possibly want in a bf
>tfw not even that far so meeting up is an actually real posibility
>tfw afraid I'll ruin it somehow but most of the time just happy he's with me
I don't even care if I'm being naive or whatever, he feels the same way about me and we're gonna make it work desu lads
>>24280542
Ilike them :3
>>24280556
>who sleeps with me on skype calls every night
What? He leaves skype on all night?
>>24280569
yeah, he's sleeping on the other end of one as we type f am
I can hear him breathing
>>24280590
>tfw no e-gf to leave my computer on all night for
JUST
>>24280595
you can get one easily but the chances of you getting keked are high every time
good luck
>>24280613
W-Why won't you kek your e-bf?
>>24280556
how did you meet?
I don't know how
>>24280361
Pitous gender is unconfirmed
>>24280466
Hey i'm no fujo, I just love complex (and cute) male characters. But it's possible husbando-kun wont survive, so I've already accepted his death.and my own
Yeah, cookie cutter waifus/Gary stus are indeed the worst. I'm having trouble watching anime this season too because almost everything is generic LN bullshit.
Also
>having friends
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>>24280560
>>24280542
Just two more hours :^)
>>24280644
because I don't want anyone else but him, ez pz
that would be pretty gross
>>24280645
r9k omegle
>>24280645
You can have me :3
>>24280613
>/r9k/-gf
>constantly worried that this will happen
Well, I've managed to keep her interested for 7 months now, but I still can't shake that shit. I want to just be happy and shit, but my guard won't stay down enough to connect and I fear I'm gonna fuck up by being distant.
>>24280689
>omegle
Fuck no
>TFW I finally got Fallout 4 to satisfy my loneliness and I can talk to my best friend at uni while I play.
>>24280746
reasonable enough, I just got lucky to find a pure one if I have to be frank with you relative
>>24280760
>loneliness
>best friend
>>24277622
how did you two meet
>>24280774
I don't want to show my face ;-; (not that girl btw)
>>24277622
this is a nice feel indeed
congratulations, best of luck, happiness, pleasure, love aaand fulfillment
>captcha
>select all drinks
>realise I already selected pizza
>>24280790
I didn't show mine, I had my camera pointed at my rood and shitposting talking heads lyrics
just got bretty lucky
>>24280556
>tfw I have an e-relationship strikingly similar to this
Feels good.
>>24280790
bzzzzzz.bzzzzzzzz
>>24280556
Why haven't you met yet if you love each other and live relatively close?
>>24280569
I used to do this too. Hope you're okay, Kyle.
>>24280556
> she thinks an "e-bf" is a bf
my god "fembots" are this dumb
>>24280846
we're both students living with our parents, organizing takes a bit of time, but it's not that expensive which is great so maybe soon
>>24280880
sue me jelly bean
>>24280900
How can you call him your bf if you haven't met in real life?
>>24280900
so what if he smells nasty? or you just don't connect face to face?
>>24279539
>tfw no anti semitic gf
>>24277934
I heard the call. London?
>>24280947
A-America ;_;I'd do an ldr though
>>24280915
if he smells nasty I'll bathe him :^)
and there's no way we don't connect face to face, we're talking 24/7
>>24279165
Please be located in or around L O N D O N
>>24280967
what if he's ugly irl, or boring.
>>24281002
I've seen him and I don't think he's ugly at all, also not boring but I wouldn't mind if he was because I'm a bit boring as well
>>24280947
>>24280985
Same poster? Are you bi?
>>24280955
Do you have steam?don't have a Skype since nobody to talk to [\spoiler]
>>24280870
>saw this while I was scrolling down
>thought someone was talking to me
>nope
>>24281028
I'm not unfortunately Senpai
>>24281030
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shakes3232/
I have steam
>tfw have to do interviews on Monday
>hate talking to people
>have to dress up nice and look professional and hire people
>tfw have cute, loving boyfriend with the same fucked up interests as me
>tfw too dead inside to love him back
>tfw nothing excites me anymore
>tfw I only keep him around because I feel the need for some company sometimes
Just end me
>tfw no feminist gf to dom me and call me a worthless cishet scum piece of shit
suffering
>>24281078
Can you hire me pls. I'm sick of being NEET
>tfw not a fembot but have a beautiful, strong, intelligent boyfriend who shares my weird fetish
>>24281082
CANT WAKE UPHiroshima Nagasaki
>>24280560
o-oh wellmy email is [email protected]
>>24280985
tower hamlets tbqh
>>24281098
Do you live in southern Ontario because that's where my employer is.I really don't know what's acceptable as interviewer wear. My uniform? Like a business suit thing? If I wear the latter is one with a skirt okay? I don't know these things I've never had to conduct interviews before.
>>24281154
Fug I'm in NY
Could I just marry you to immigrate :^)
>>24281013
well you seems happy if you're posting this much.
That's great but I'm always wary when something good happens. You haven't lived with him yet, struggled through jobs with him.
Life can end relationships.
Good for you op. Glad you are happy. Everyone deserves happiness. Wish the rest of us luck.
>>24281166
I think we might have to do an interview for that too to be safe.
>>24281223
Alright, grill me
>>24281175
I'm aware of that
I'm willing to make an effort to overcome any problems there might be though, it feels worth it, I know it is
>>24281221
>Everyone deserves happiness
According to who?
>>24281283
The great buffalo in the sky
>>24281261
you haven't seen him when life gets him down. When he is frustrated, angry, etc...
I've been in enough relationships to know it takes time to see who someone really is. Just talking with them on skype is hardly enough.
>>24281228
I don't really know how to approporiately ask questions for a dating interview.
You ever beaten a girl up?
Can you clean up after yourself?
You don't take all the sheets during the night do you?
What shows do you like?
Do you go to the gym (just enough to keep in shape, not talking about getting HUGE)?
Can you cook?
Do you like cats?Do you go down?How big is your dick?
>>24281261
emily is this you
>>24281306
>You ever beaten a girl up?
No
>Can you clean up after yourself?
Yes
>You don't take all the sheets during the night do you?
No
>What shows do you like?
I don't watch much tv, but old history channel before all that ancient aliens shit was my favorite. I like futurama too and The Big Lebowski's my favorite movie if that means anything
>Do you go to the gym (just enough to keep in shape, not talking about getting HUGE)?
No I'm skelly as fuck
>Can you cook?
Some. I'm best at breakfast, but that's easy. It's not hard to use a cookbook anyway though.
>Do you like cats?
If they're cute :3
>Do you go down?
If you wantWear a skirt for me at the interview :^)
>How big is your dick?
6.5x5H-How'd I do?
>>24281296
>you haven't seen him when life gets him down. When he is frustrated, angry, etc...
I have though
hey I know how it works, and i know how people's feelings can change and I know what infatuation is and how unlikely is for things to ever go right but I don't care, I want it, he wants it, we'll do our best to make it a good thing
>>24281342
no, sorry
>>24281380
WEW LAD THATS SOME EERIE SHIT, you sound exactly like this girl i know and even post the same anime girls
>>24281374
>No
Good.
>Yes
Thank goodness because I have a brother and he never cleaned up his messes and it made me so mad.
>No
Good.
>I don't watch much tv, but old history channel before all that ancient aliens shit was my favorite. I like futurama too and The Big Lebowski's my favorite movie if that means anything
That's fine, old History channel's okay.I love Big Lebowski.
>No I'm skelly as fuck
We'll have to start you. I go in a few times a week.
>Some. I'm best at breakfast, but that's easy. It's not hard to use a cookbook anyway though.
That's good enough.
>If they're cute :3
Mine's pretty cute. He's old, though. Good that you're okay with them.
>If you wantWear a skirt for me at the interview :^)
Nice.I hear some guys don't do that. If I was going to date I think I'd get upset if he didn't. Especially if he wanted me to.
>6.5x5
I just realized I have no idea what an average dick girth is.
>>24281437
The important question is if you are a virgin.
>>24278564
Some 3D males are basically anime guys though.
Magical bishounens irl.
Pretty rare, but, don't you agree?
>>24281437
>We'll have to start you. I go in a few times a week.
Pic related, but if it's with someone fine. I'll be weak as fuck to start though :^)
>Mine's pretty cute. He's old, though. Good that you're okay with them.
Can we get a dog too? Cute cats are nice, but I like puppies more
>I just realized I have no idea what an average dick girth is.
Average is 5.5x4.5 I think
>Especially if he wanted me to
To be fair I don't really want you to :^)
>>24281481
Fug I forgot pic
>>24281472
Yeah. Spent most of high school playing video games instead of having sex or whatever teenagers do, and then I just never cared enough.
>>24281481
>but if it's with someone fine. I'll be weak as fuck to start though :^)
It's not too bad, worth it to not get fat, at least for me.
>Can we get a dog too? Cute cats are nice, but I like puppies more
Was already considering a dog when my cat dies. He's 14 years old.
>Average is 5.5x4.5 I think
I knew length was in the 5 inches range, but that's where my knowledge ends.
>To be fair I don't really want you to :^)
Why's that?
>>24280880
FUCK YOU FUCKING A-ROMANTIC PIECE OF SHIT.
How dare you question the sanctity of the glorious institution that is monogamous skype relationships?
>>24281516
>It's not too bad, worth it to not get fat, at least for me.
I'll make it I guess. I'm not too unathletic, people know tell me I would have been good at track in highschool.
>Was already considering a dog when my cat dies. He's 14 years old.
That's what I was thinking, but I didn't want to be a dick about it :^)
>Why's that?
This might be a deal breakerI'm Roman Catholic
>>24281561
>I'll make it I guess. I'm not too unathletic, people know tell me I would have been good at track in highschool.
You'll be fine, then. Just keep a steady pace so you don't tire yourself out right away.
>That's what I was thinking, but I didn't want to be a dick about it :^)
Well, death is completely natural, even if it makes us sad. He won't be around forever.
>This might be a deal breakerI'm Roman Catholic
I technically am, too. Never been very serious about it. Can't say I remember the "no blowjobs" lesson, though. :^)
>>24281600
>You'll be fine, then. Just keep a steady pace so you don't tire yourself out right away.
But what if I want to impress you :^)
>Well, death is completely natural, even if it makes us sad. He won't be around forever.
True, but that doesn't make it any less dickish to say so bluntly about someone else's pet. And how would I know how you'd react about you know?
>I technically am, too. Never been very serious about it. Can't say I remember the "no blowjobs" lesson, though. :^)
I'll try to contain my reverse fedora autism
>>24281600
>>24281561
just fuck already
bloxoxox
>>24281651
Anon we aren't married yet. The only thing lewder would be if we [/spoiler]did anal :^)[/spoiler]
>>24281644
>But what if I want to impress you :^)
Wearing yourself out right away won't impress me.
>True, but that doesn't make it any less dickish to say so bluntly about someone else's pet. And how would I know how you'd react about you know?
Good point. Dogs are fine, either way.
>I'll try to contain my reverse fedora autism
Just try not to tip your mitre at me. :^)
>>24281678
But mitres are cool. And less autistic than fedoras :^)Contact?
girls cannot be objectively non-normative
it is only their subjective perception that makes it so, in almost all cases
with guys, it is easy
>>24280689
>>24280746
>>24280742
>tfw get gf off here
>lived pretty close to each other and I could see her irl
>lose virginities to each other
>tfw breaks up with me and leaves me for a faglord
>dont give a fuck now, edate some other bitch
>she leaves
>tfw dont know if I should even try so much effort
just
>>24281701
Here's one of my emails.I've been tabbing out of a game to talk so I might not respond right away.[email protected]
>>24281721
the true lost is not failure but losing all faith.
>>24281732
Sent. And what game?
>>24281721
It's weird. I want love and all that sappy shit with the right girl, but I'd feel so damn bad for her because at this point I can't help but to think about any relationship in terms of "how long until she gets bored of me," and "I hope she'll at least be kind enough to tell me she wants to break up instead of fucking someone behind my back."
>>24281732
arent you mtf?
>>24281769
Please be lying anon
>>24281785
Our lord accepts all. Dont be judgemental now
>>24281769
Not last time I checked.
>>24281758
WoW. I gave in and resubbed to play with my brother.
Any lonely fembots from Portugal interested in experiencing tfw boyfriend?
>>24281721
alos sotp being a faggot
u already know it is possible
u can determine the effort
u can do decide now just
>>24281785
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/23287542/#23288716
maybe my reading comprehension is just fucked though
>literally single forever
>every boy i like leaves me
>divulge deepest darkest secrets and boys tell me to go away
>be ugly and boys tell me to go away
>too old to do anything with my life now
i wish someone would run me over desu
>>24281824
Fug
captcha 3446
>>24281809
si senor
>>24281473
Not really. What's the point if they aren't who I want anyway? I've had 9/10 pretty boys infatuated with me, but their personalities didn't do anything for me. I could've had my first boyfriend by now, but I can't reciprocate feelings if a connection isn't there. That's very unfair to them, so I'd rather be alone.It doesn't really hurt though, since I'm content with husbando
>>24281805
Can you respond to >>24281824
>>24281824
Aw shit nigga church boy almost got tricked
>>24281843
>divulge deepest darkest secrets
Interesting. Tell us what those secrets are and we will tell you whether they overacted or you're really a nutter.
>>24281809
Vergonha meu filho :(
>>24281843
What are your fetishes desu?
>>24281843
Do you ever sleep? I see you here constantly
>>24281817
wat, i put in effort
>>24281748
i have faith but after it all I am wary about trying again soon
>>24281843
>mfw I know the fetishes and have seen a picture of mysteryShe's actually cute :3
>>24281928
post it. so every fucking time she posts how ugly she is i can prove her wrong.
>>24281928
Post pictures of her
>>24281928
share desu I'm sure she's being extremely dramatic about the ugly thing and she's just a bit of a crazy
>>24281883
>>24281892
>be me
>be really autistic
>connect with a robot, he seems to really understand me
>tell robot i want him to pee on my face
>wake up the next day, thinking that everything has gone smoothly and i'm not a weirdo, pretty happy for once
>he messages me telling me he's never going to speak to me again because i'm a fucking weirdo
>feel like someone punched me in the gut
>probably laughing about it with his harem of staceys now
literally we are male-free now. not being rused by another cold heartless meanie
>>24281956
>watersports
>not vanilla as fuck
just dont expect me to drink your piss
>>24281956
that's not even that bad, what a lil beetch
>>24281947
>>24281944
>>24281940
I can't. She knows what I look like and I don't want my picture on here. Even if I'm a nobody that no one will give a shit about
>>24282010
>She knows what I look like and I don't want my picture on here
What
Why would posting a picture of _her_ get you exposed? You're anonymous.
>>24277622
>femnormie feels
>"Fembot"
>Boyfriend
Oxymoron as fuck. Shut up, you privileged bitch!
>>24282034
what if it is a picture she only sent to him. so she would know it was him that posted it.
>>24277622
remember when we could spam threads like this with 'roll for' images?
thanks for fucking nothing, robot
>>24281981
>>24281987
just bummed. i feel like an idiot. i don't understand why people are so mean. if i dont want to talk to someone or they are creeping me out, i just block them and delete them? i don't sit around pressing them to embarrass themselves more. he even asked me to record something on vocaroo saying "i want pee on my face" or something. probably to send around his harem so they could giggle at me. i hate men.
>>24282034
i know who he is
>>24282057
>what if it is a picture she only sent to him.
>he actually thinks attention whores send a picture just for you
>not knowing they send the same selfies to thousands of desperate betas
>tfw no fembot factory in South Wales
>>24282098
tfw no gf to let me pee on them
>>24282098
Come back online.
>females can be robots
K K K
K E K
K K K
>>24282098
mystery would you massage your breasts to make them lactate for a qt bf?
if so then i would pee on you, but only if I could nurse from your bosom first
>>24282168
whatever, you'd probably pee on me and then leave me for some ~pure~ stacey while simultaneously shitposting all over the internet about how horrible women are.
>>24282214
no because i'm not into other weird shit. i'm not some sort of fucking freak who collects weird fetishes. i don't know why i like pee, i think it is a genuine thing. i've had weird pee-related things going on since i was a wee lass that i'm not going to talk about here because i don't want to be made fun of more.
>>24278236
At least we have some sex appeal to weirdos. I have a chance of not dying a virgin.
>>24281843
your fault, you ignore every boy that wants to talk to you.
>>24281956
>piss
>dark secret
tfw no robot british girls, every british girl I have met has been a chav orbiter
>>24282259
tfw haven't left a gf, they just leave me :^)
>female robots
>they have boyfriends, friends and relationships.
I don't understand, it's the same as every other women out there.
>>24279141
It has nothing to do with physical safety. It has to do with feeling safe emotionally around your partner. Even I felt "safe" around my ex-girlfriend because I felt she understood me on a deep level and accepted me as I was; I felt safe because I could talk to her any way I wanted to and be uninhibited--like my authentic self, without fearing being judged. When you have someone that loves you, you don't just feel understood and accepted but PRAISED for being who you are. This is what they mean when they "feel safe." Being unsafe would mean being alone in an emotional world, not seen and understood by someone we love.
>>24282559
tfw ruined my "safety" with my gf because I told her I have secrets I would take to my grave
>>24282533
And there's the "secret." They're all the same.
>>24281956
I don't really see a problem with watersports if thats what you want then he should man the fuck up and provide it
>>24280556
how's his dick?
>tfw you notice weird shy thad-like guys looking at you from a distance but never saying anything
i-i thought orbiters were supposed to help you with your assignments and give you lifts
how often do women get raped
is it rare, common, etc.?
Does it depend on ethnicity?
>>24282259
just post your picture dumb whore, i'm a chad i'll see if you're worthy or not.
>>24283356
be my gf and I will :^)
Ill have my cute anime guys and girls since 3dpd doesnt want me
>>24281956
Don't worry sweet cheeks I'll pee on that face of yours ; )
>>24283501
So you're fat then?
>>24283358
Rare, I suppose ugly people are less likely to be raped. You need to kind of put yourself out there (bars, bad neighborhoods, etc.) to actually get raped which is why it is pretty rare.
Sexual harassment in general is quite common though. Males will attempt to touch you or say very sexual or lewd comments regularly. Also, lesbians are kind of horn dogs for some reason, I have been harassed several times by lesbians thinking they will magically turn me gay.
>>24277622
>had a dream i was a 29'' waist
>wake up and still 32''
>>24283974
qt3.14 :3
>be in the park during a warm summery day
>be rollerskating with a qt guy
>haven't used skates in forever so I begin to wobble
>he notices this and let's me hold his arm while we skate together
>out of nowhere he starts singing one of my favourite r. stevie moore songs
>have no idea how he even knew this
>wake up
>>24283501
3dpd here, how do you know I don't want you.
>>24284081
>rollerskating
Fuck that shit
>>24283358
It's more common with people you know.
Or is that kidnapping?
>>24284124
But if I rape a stranger on the street I know them from the inside out
>>24284081
>he starts singing one of my favourite r. stevie moore songs
QTs with good taste get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24284142
You don't just randomly rape, that's amateur hour and likely to get you killed.
>>24284081
>r. stevie moore
Are you a worthless pothead?
>>24284209
>worthless
>pothead
pick one
>>24284170
not qt though
>>24284209
I've pretty much only seen weed irl twice
>>24284668
>this post
>underaged b&
Pick both
>>24284704
How do you like a meme weedguy then?
>>24281074
Can love blossom in dank basements?
(Was she female?)
>>24284800
No it was a guy who thought the free bf coupon was posted by a girl
>be in middle school
>be loser
>have no friends
>no one wants anything to do with me
>online all the time
>become weeaboo
>discover lolita fashion
>read all about how the lolitas in Japan are all friendless lone wolves who don't want friends or husbands
>whoa
>that's so cool
>m-maybe I could be friendless by choice too
>get to high school
>really into lolita fashion now but too gutless to actually wear it
>make one friend
>friend is boy
>boy's friends hate me
>boy's friends hate me more over time
>boy decides he can't be friends with me anymore
>be alone again
>boy decides he can be my friend as long as I don't tell anyone
>ok
>goes on for like a year
>boy finally decides he can tell his friends
>they aren't happy but don't make him stop
>actually proper friends now
>boy gets gf
>oh
>we had messed around on and off for a long time
>but ok
>couple months in his gf says he can't be my friend anymore
>ok
>fuck you then
>fuck this then
>I'm gonna be friendless by choice
>dive head first into lolita fashion
>spend all my money on brand
>devote my life to the one thing that's always been there for me
>my birthday this year
>boy wants to be friends again
>he broke up with gf last year
>o-oh
>ok
>we get closer than we ever were before
>we actually have sex
>he hates lolita fashion and won't go out in public with me if I wear it
fuck
this
shit
>>24284883
He'd be better off without you. Also
>>>/cgl/
>>>/trash/
>>24277622
Why the fuck are you even on this board you roastie whore?
>>24279358
Spider girl is the only good thing to come from undertale
>>24278158
>>24278210
You described my relationship with my gf exactly.
Next time you are with you bf ask him about r9k.
>>24284883
I can't believe people wear lolita fashion outside of cosplay events or harufaggu in Japan. You deserved this.
>>24278210
>watching hentai together
>>24282070
Nice werebat senpai
