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Getting drunk alone edition
I'm full and I haven't even had a slice of pizza
Yes, ISIS are attacking your village.
>>24264696
>village
I live in ondon
Experiencing circumcision is more traumatizing than seeing/experiencing murder and torture. having SEX is one of the main compensation mechanisms of the male. now if that mechanism is imparied by the results of what caused the trauma itself then it's a vicious cycle you will never escape. one of the reason why sandniggers and the likes are so violent. ebcause they have Circumcisiontrauma. also you will get no sympathy whatsoever. you might get laughed at at best because lol look at him he's white and cut.
lonely saturday
what you boys up to tonight
>>24264859
Getting drunk alone senpaitachi
>>24264859
struggling with this 800 word essay due friday
done 400 words so far, wish me ganbatte
I haven't actually seen waifus posted much recently, I may have just been missing the posts but people should post their waifus up
>>24264859
losing it
half a losing half an it make it a losing it
just got my new flipflops
feels #comfy nigga
>>24264722
feels good being born in a civilized country with decent parents
>>24264722
who gets circumcised in the uk
>>24265010
i hope you get executed in the brazen bull you ignorant piece of shit. I'm born in a civilized country with decent parents too but got circumcised.
>>24265027
Subhumans like me.
lately i've been having trouble sleeping at night because i'm afraid to close my eyes in case something appears when i do. i keep telling myself "there is nothing there, there is nothing there" and making sure my wardrobe doors are firmly shut and that my feel aren't hanging over the bed.
if i do fall asleep i wake up thinking someone might appear so i need to turn on the tv or my computer to make the room feel more "busy"
this is only at night though, i'm perfectly fine at sleeping in the day
am i turning into a schizo?
>>24265046
don't ever sleep or i'll get you
>>24265042
was it medically necessary?
You've no reason to be mad if it was, having a broken dick is better than no dick
What's going on in france?
I'm seeing french flags everywhere, is it election time?
>>24265042
mad ting, ma would get a slap for that one
>>24264968
>those skinny legs.
And this kids, is why you should never skip leg day.
>>24265094
isis declared war on france
All I feel is despair. Western civilisation is dead. Why can't people just stick to their own and stay happy?somebody please cheer me up
>>24265073
the jews tricked my parents into believing that it was so i cant blame them. back then there was no internet or things like that so they had no choice but to believe them and only wanted the best for me.
turns out that phimosis in child age is pretty common and you can just outgrow it. the circumcision was unnecesary.
feels bad to be a subhuman. there is nothing more subhumane than being circumcised as a non religious white male. the ultimate mark of subhumanity.
>>24265139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-SjFW-E-7c
>>24265115
PUSSYASSNIGGAS STOP HATING
>>24265094
Muslims being muslims again
>>24265178
Thanks fella. I've got this on repeat at the moment: youtube.com/watch?v=mBPqJvGW6HE
>>24265139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_acit0dJHGw
>>24264859
Might watch a film, but I don't want to take the risk that whatever I pick isn't any good.
>>24265115
>not enjoying qt calves
>>24265196
sick heard this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT6VyC2vHxs
>>24265139
What if you just end up liking who you like even if they aren't your own?
>>24265233
I can get behind it, thanks
>>24265294
That wouldn't be an issue if we stuck to our own, would it? Life needn't be complex.
>>24265342
Why is it an issue though?
>tfw every time i write a cringeworthy/autistic post and hit submit button i get an intense adreanlin kick so that my heart starts racing and shit
thinking about posting a pic/personal info along my cringeposts the next time for the ultimate kick
>>24265376
Anon your posts always matter to me, I read each and every one of them even if they are posted when I go to sleep and I would never want you to stop posting, you are important to me.
>>24265210
Actually m80s maybe you can tell me if the films I've downloaded are shit or worth watching
>Fitzcarraldo
>Black Rain
>Action Jackson
>Rolling Thunder
>Universal Soldier
>The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
>>24265397
wtf you dont even know who i am/what i post
also i dont care how many people read them, the thoughts alone give me speed
>>24265355
Because it's simpler. People don't fight wars over shit that happened 1000 years ago. None of this shit would be happening. WHY CAN'T IT BE LIKE IT WAS 100 YEARS AGO
>>24264637
Josh? Is this you, you kcuc?!
>download macbeth
>order a munchy box
>take a shower and finish just as the food arrives
>try to play the film
>need to update video codecs
>need to restart computer
>installs updates for five minutes
>log on and attempt to watch the film
>pc freezes for five minutes
>attempt to install the codec
>refuses to do anything for five minutes
>now just sat here picking at cold chips and pakora while a video codec slowly installs
it should have been comfy
>>24265414
Life Aquatic got pretty poor reviews, but I enjoyed it. It's annoyingly quirky, being Anderson, but it's fulfilling.
Boys, how is Mansfield ?
I live in Chigwell atm and I feel like buying a house and moving far up north.
>>24265433
this post makes me feel harder than I ever thought I'd feel today, I'm sorry my love.
>>24264859
Getting drunk, two days off work, bought my best buddy fallout 4 on steam.
>>24265414
Life Aquatic is hilarious. Black Rain is good. Never heard of the others.
I have a weird white scarring on the inside of my foreskin that has been there for about 2 months. It's painless and feels hard, bit weird. Hope I don't have to get circumsized
>>24265433
Couldn't you just use VLC?
>>24265468
Papules or else?
>>24265522
the video actually came with instructions to use WMP as it will prompt you to install the codecs
I tried VLC but it doesn't work
>>24265445
About as awful as any northern town
>>24265525
Nah it looks like pic related
>>24265565
frozen dickcheese
made some tasty cheese pasta bake
>>24265615
Does it look like >>24265565
>>24264859
eat coq au vin drink 2 bottles wine
6 jam tarts w/ custard for desert
starting on 3rd bottle of red and brandy
if I don't die tonight I'kll feel dfead tomorrow rmoning.
>>24265532
Sounds like something a file devised to make you install a virus would say...
>>24265414
Fitzcaraldo is decent but there are bettet Kinski/Herzog flicks in my opinion. Woyzeck is robot status.
>>24265532
k lite codec pack has lots of codecs.
http://www.codecguide.com/download_kl.htm
Doctor who just keeps getting worse
>>24265565
dick cancer
but seriously it could be a precursor to leukemia, you should seriously get it checked out
serious shit no playin ho
>>24265829
Reading up on it, it seems like Lichen Sclerosus
>>24265532
>>24265689
As in, WMP file formats probably have some old fashioned poorly thought out way way to point to a codec to install if you don't have it. So could be used as a virus payload delivery mechanism
Got a lengthy, autistic story of something that happened about 2 hours ago coming up. I don't know where to go with this and I need some advice.
>nearly 25yo still living at home with parents and sister because no job
>going to college in an attempt to unfuck my shit (spent 3 years of my early 20s as a neet because of bad social anxiety)
>go for a shower
>about a minute into the shower my prick of a dad (to get an idea of what he acts like once he's had a few drinks, think begbie from Trainspotting) starts banging on the door and shouting at me, telling me to get out because "people need to get ready for fuck's sake!"
>bit annoyed with his aggressive attitude and the fact he occupies the bathroom every fucking morning for a good 40 mins, I respond with "give me a minute then, fuck's sake"
>he gets triggered by the fact I expressed the slightest amount of annoyance at him and starts angrily yelling about how I should respect him more and that I don't pay enough rent to live here
>ignore him knowing there's no point in trying to argue with him since it always results in me being thrown out
>leave the bathroom, notice that nobody "needed to get ready" and he just wanted to go for a piss
>go downstairs about 15 mins later to get a drink
>he's sitting there with multiple cans of cheap tennents lying at his feet
>continues his respect rant while shouting at the top of his lungs
>every time I try to speak he'll shout even louder to interrupt me
>gives me the whole "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS PAYING [X amount of money]" and how i'm not doing enough for him
>all this because I said "fuck sake" while getting out of the shower
>I argue back (I almost never do this with him because i'm generally beta as fuck)
>we argue about inane shit for a bit
>I eventually bring up the fact I found some jailbait shit on his laptop while repairing it for him a while back
Cont
>>24265925
/Prole problems/
>>24265925
Your dads fucking right fgt
>Why do white people disrespect their parents so much?
>>24265565
It looks like yeast to me, go to a Doctor.
I'm a bit of a gay desu lads.
>>24265925
>goes completely silent for a good minute before telling me to get out of the house or he'll kill me
>refuse
>after I refuse a few more times he suddenly charges me to the floor and grips my neck
>shouts at me to pack my things and leave now
>get my jacket and leave, knowing I'll just be back in later once I've explained what happened to my mum (she was out during this time)
>as I'm leaving through the front door he pins he against the wall and tells me to hand over my keys
>refuse
>he says something like "Go on then, punch me", clearly just trying to get me to hit him so he can hit me back
>call him a massive prick and leave
Yeah, I know this is pathetic as fuck at my age. Something like this happens maybe once a year for me (not usually to this extent though) and happened even while I was actually employed. I don't know if i'm doing something horribly wrong or what. I've been trying to make up for my fuckups by going to college to study computer science while using my free time to practice and read up on programming and shit like that by i'm always "doing fuck-all" according to my dad. I've got pretty much no mates irl and no one to talk to about this.
I'm looking up properties for rent right now and really want to get away from this shithole even if it means living like a poorfag.
I have no idea how housing benefits or the like work. Is there a hope's chance in fuck of me being able to live alone in a cheap flat with no job? I've got about 1k mostly from a student loan that I won't need to pay back until i'm earning 20k a year and i'll still be getting 500ish a month from the loan for a good number of months. Any other unemployed anons living in their own house?
>>24265925
>w-well you're attracted to w-women
wew what a comeback
I'm sure you showed him!
>>24265988
Becuase he sounds like an alcoholic peon...
>>24266070
>after I refuse a few more times he suddenly charges me to the floor and grips my neck
Your dads a funny ass nigga
>>24266097
So what? You're in house do what he fucking says or leave
>tfw roy keane isn't your dad
>25 ips
empty in here tonight
>>24266210
hey friend
>>24266286
>>24266286
aww friends
>>24266286
hi hows it going
>>24266310
another friend!
>>24264947
>western vidya
>waifu
>"hurr she just like me big lonely weeb she muh waifu"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s
>>24266327
aww r9k friend
>>24266041
Does liking cute traps make me a gay?
>>24264637
is this thread about getting drunk alone at home? because I am so wasted right now :)
>>24266354
yes of course you gay boy
welcome to the club
>>24266322
ngl famm basically wanna kill myself at this point
>>24266349
2manyfrends
>>24266354
Yeah ever since I fucked a trap (pic very much related) I've started to like guys
>>24266359
>because I am so wasted right now :)
FONT
I got absolutely locked last night, lads.
Woke up at 3pm, got sick, had a pint of water, got sick again. Sat down, ate a few sausage rolls and everything's all good.
>>24266378
hang in there friend.
>>24266417
post more famalam
>hard lump on testicle first noticed about a week ago
>swollen lymph nodes under armpit a week earlier which are still swollen
>dull groin pain and what feels like phantom appendix pain (had it removed over a decade ago) started on friday
>just had bright red blood in my stool
wew lads this might be the end for me
made an appointment yesterday which is on tuesday
>>24266458
I only took one bro I didn't want her/him to notice
>>24266501
how did you take it without the sound going off
what ind is this.... he looked though the post ox t o se if antone was home the night stars shined down n him like a moth and a fire; he wondered if she was home but to him it didnt even matter, she was always gong to be in his mind and he could see her whenever he wanted;llllll sothats what he did, evert day until he died.
Was there any update on the guy that got top leled by the jewish chick?
>>24266477
Nice google self diagnosis there. Honestly you deserve this.
Go see an actual medical professional and stop playing the hypochondriac.
>>24266477
Ooooo ooo, swap?
>>24266349
AWW FOOTBALL FRIEND
>tfw went to shop earlier today
>cashier tries to make small talk about events in France
>try to act saddened by it
>agree that it was a terrible event despite feeling completely indifferent
who else /mischief/?
>>24266594
No
Oi vey no way
>>24266520
root access+Samsung galaxy s3 neo+yt tutorials senpai
>>24266597
>you deserve this
what
>>24266600
no
>>24266663
Good luck.
Needle copper cunt.
I was actually part of a close group of 4 friends like 6 months ago. Since I found a job (they're all in Uni still) they've been acting very cold to me, we've barely spoke in the last 2 months.
What's going on?
>>24266723
You gave in to the system maaan
>>24266723
Serves you right normie.
>>24266747
>>24266766
But life's still shit. My dad lost his job a month after I found mine so I've been supporting the family with my graduate job
>youtube icon with french flag
top kek, what are they trying to do? it's as if they want to remind france of it.
>>24266814
It's a show of solidarity. Facebook & reddit did the same, 4chan did not because it's a terrorist hideout
>>24266814
>Changes their logo to stand with france
>Happily hosts ISIS and muslim promotional videos
haha ridiculous
I've had 11 hours sleep (woke up at 7pm) and I can't stop yawning
how can I stop?
>order dominos
>an hour later, half of the order arrives
>refuse to accept it, send the driver away
>reorder from a local place instead
>10 minutes later driver returns
>has the whole order now
>tell him I'm still not accepting this
>he has this smile on his face that makes it clear he's forcing himself to stay polite and professional but knows this cash is coming out of his pay
I'm hungry.
>>24266898
You knew he was going to bring it back, why did you order from another place?
>>24266891
Sleep less
>>24266891
stop being a yawnsmug. create less enjoy your monday threads.
>>24266417
nigger/desinigger fuck off
>>24266951
I didn't. He didn't say anything about it, and thought the fact that I told him to take the other two away and refused to pay was clear enough. He barely spoke English.
>>24266987
>I'm black
>You fap to trap porn I get boipucci
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIy0aMaK3Zg
>>24266891
You aren't supposed to sleep 11 hours you piece of shit. Sleep 6 then get up.
Sleeping longer just makes you overtired and sore. that's why when people are bedridden in hospitals they have to get nurses to flip them on their sides and massage them and shit.
>>24267106
This video is utterly pathetic
>>24265414
Fitzcaraldo is nice. Its a good Sunday afternoon comfy film for when I am in a melancholic whats the point of it all mood.
>>24267150
>Cringe station video
>This video is utterly pathetic
What was you expecting
>>24267167
>Cringe station video
Don't know what that is mate but seen as it was posted in this thread I didn't expect anything that shit.
ITT: Pussyniggas acting like they never had shit. can't think of a single robot admitting that he always had shit
>>24267221
bitch ass nigga, you more of a bitch then a bitch
>>24267187
WATCH THESE AND TRY NOT TO CRINGE SENPAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opqkrPYY9Zk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djTTEL9Sfys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aag3tPL1XiQ
>>24264859
drinking wine and special brew lad. will make a spag bol for din dins. italian food is the best
bit nippy innit?
>>24267438
>nippy
Racist desu
4chan stands by isis.
Kill those normie infidels.
>>24267438
Yeah, there's a chink in my window letting in a draught
If you lurk still mate, I know that feel.
I've had some muslim talk in mudslime to me. I looked at him and said "what?" and he apologised cause he thought I was a muslim.
Fucking sucks that I can't even look slightly jamaican. I can't even speak Patois
>>24267551
Unless you support UKIP fuck off back to Africa.
>>24267603
Course I support ukip mate.
I hate mudslimes and pakis.
>>24267611
Niiice, lad.
You can join us on the next crusade.
>>24267551
I'm here now senpai
sometimes I pretend to be a Muslim
>/mischief/
>I can't even speak Patois
I can't but I can understand it easily
The face of /britfeel/
>>24267622
What if I vote for the conservatives?
>>24267683
/britfeel/ isn't racist senpai
>lad friends all going out drinking tonight
>actually invite me
>get excited to go since they've never asked me until now
>parents say no
Why the fuck do they always say I should make friends then pull this shit. What the actual fuck.
>>24267748
>parents say no
how old are you?
>>24267816
18, but I'm too much of a kek to just walk out and I'd have nowhere to go since I have no house key and wont be back until about 5am
>>24267748
>parents say no
Come back when you're 18.
We living this till the day that we day
Survival of the norm only the normies survive
>>24267827
don't believe for a second you're 18
what kind of 18 year old asks their parents if they can go out?
>>24267855
Some who clearly isn't as badass as you mate. I'd like my parents to where I am when I leave the house at 10pm on a Saturday night
>>24267855
Just report him. Blatant 16/17 year old.
>>24267816
If you live with your parents you've got to abide by their rules.
Also if they are the only method of getting there then if they so no you're fucked.
>>24267881
>badass as you mate
christ pal we are literally talking about leaving the fucking house for a few hours
>>24267895
>Also if they are the only method of getting there then if they so no you're fucked.
What is a taxi?
>>24267881
Go to bed little shit. come back when you're 18
wanking desu
>>24267887
>unironically reporting people on a chine anime website
>>24267895
Getting there isn't a problem, the problem is having no way into my house at 5am since everyone will be in bed and I don't have a house key
>>24267919
>Go to bed little shit. come back when you're 18
Why would I be going out to clubs if I wasn't 18?
>>24267947
>don't have a house key
The others were wrong. You're under 15.
>>24267827
>>24267887
>>24267855
>>24267944
when you're 18 but still live at their place you will have to respect them to some degree/give them something back you know. just going out like that might make the situation uncomfortable. and just because you suddenly became 18 doesn't magically change that situation. I'd say you gotta prove to your parents that you are responisble and shit so that they can trust you.
>>24267961
I've never had a reason to have a house key, my parents are on disability and in the house 24/7
>>24267990
Sounds to me they're jealous of you having a life and are hoping to keep you there for the rest of yours, looking after them
>>24266070
try to pack your things and leave. talk to your mother and explain her.
should r9k allow audio webms?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1447288635253.webm
>>24268010
I don't think thats the case, they just said they don't trust me to go out till 5am when I've never gone drinking in my life. They don't mind if I was out till say 12 but my friends only ever go out till about 4am and there is literally no reason to go there for an hour then have to pay for a taxi home
>>24268027
we'll see mate, don't be surprised if when you start getting older and have a reason to move out that their disabilities suddenly get worse
>>24268016
audio webms should be site wide
retarded that they're not
>>24267692
Straight to the gas chamber.
>qt lithuanian starts in my office
>gets sat beside the resident chad
>I sit across the aisle from them
>she spends all day laughing at chads jokes
this is my life for the next ten months
>>24268016
>>24268016
>>24268047
>>24268047
yes. Just make it so they are muted by default if you pussymods are so scared of a jumpscare webm.
pussynigga
caterpillar
stuart little
hike
what do you do when you think you are in love with a cam girl from latvia
>>24268057
>qt lithuanian
Don't worry, the menopause hits slavs by the time they're 30. She'll look 80 by the time she's 40.
>>24268139
invite her to live in the uk as your wife
>>24268170
>lithuanians
>slavs
Not really
Though I like the slav facial aesthetic
>>24266477
You've got glandular fever
>>24268205
>glandular fever is often referred to as the "kissing disease"
Sounds about right for me.
>>24268202
tfw no slav gf
lol fuck off with your cancerous mute, everyone who wants to post something unoriginal will either rewrite it so that it's still the same content just other words or just write additional shit like i just did. you fucking mods cannot stop me.
>>24268202
>>24268290
TFW no russian aquarium fight gf
https://youtu.be/5qzEMvjtkn8?t=35
>tfw didnt get my first house key until I was 23
Week off is over lads, back to work tomorrow
I want to quit so fucking bad
>>24268385
>tfw didn't lose my virginity until I was 17
>"I'll make today count! I'll go out, interact with other human beings, then maybe I'll pursue my own hobbies in an attempt to better myself! I could even look for a job while I'm at it"
>"On second thoughts...maybe I'll just browse /britfeel/, wank and drink until I can't feel anymore"
>>24268290
>>24268326
going to russia in december
>out with uni group
>8/10 asian qt gets taxi home with me
>literally begs me to let her come over to my place.
>say no because autist.
>Shitposting on mongolian basketweaving forum.
>wallowing in sorrow.
>7/10 qt from another uni group messages me on facebook
>really flirty, finishes with "you have nice eyes"
>I answer "thanks" because autist.
what is wrong with me robots? I'm apparently the world's most charismatic man until it actually comes to getting physical.
>>24268712
chink asian or paki asian
>>24268326
that took an unexpected
kek though
especially at the guy emerging from the pool to try and throw a punch only to be thrown straight back in
>>24268724
She was chinese
>>24268712
Unifag, swivel on it.
>>24268742
You dumb fool
All memes aside, holly willoby is great af
>my only friend is a cute japanese schoolgirl who I will never meet but skype and play starcraft with daily
Really tempted to save up and go to the glorious nippon but I know I'll sperg out when I meet her irl and fuck things up
I want to fuck a guy.
>>24268411
Same, I have work as well, but I only work Sunday Monday Tuesday so it's over fairly quickly at least
>>24268766
I know. I keep on trying to rationalise it. Like by saying that she was drunk and there might have been problems if she regretted it in the morning or that I had class that I couldn't miss the next day.
but I'm still fucking kicking myself.
>>24268712
I think it means yer da shagged yer erse when ye were a bairn m8
So glad people are finally waking up, lads.
>>24268833
Best not dwell it not lad, theres a billion other chinks out there
LAAAAVENDERS BLUE
DILLY DILLY
LAAAAAAAVENDERS GREEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7sIzWKHGwQ
>tfw you will never belt this out
And I'll keep hoping you are the same as me
And I'll send you letters and come to your house for tea
We are who we are, what do the others know?
But poetry is not for me
So show me the way to go home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DipoloeFPMI
wish I was drinking right now
>>24268902
>>24268905
h-hivemind?
>>24268806
how do you even get into these situations
what you listening to boys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dsjqsz4MR4
>>24268902
great album imo family
>>24268922
weird to be honest.
>>24268828
You fucking homo
HOMOS OUT
>>24268853
Won't last. People are fickle and forgetful
anylad want to join an instasync room and listen to some nostalgic music, hopefully invoke some involuntary memories
pls respond
>>24268926
I wasn't aware it was an obsurd situation, anyways we met on a starcraft forum a few years ago when I asked for help and she said I was terrible and said she'd teach me and now I've spoke to her for about half a year. Granted, our games are laggy as fuck but it's worth it
I am black and I live in England.
>>24268999
Meant we've skyped for half a year
>>24268987
do you like hip hop?
housemates left me all alone this weekend.
Got a 3k essay due this friday alongside other shit and i cant bring myself to do it. Got close to 2k words done but not happy with the quality of it.
>>24269064
That's pretty good senpai. 2k words done a week before? I'd have left it till thursday night.
>>24269034
no nigger music
try to keep it popular-ish so it doesn't degenerate into a taste contest
>>24264637
May an American join you all?
>>24269098
is PC Music allowed?
>>24269112
Can you post under the command of a Brit, or ca you not?
>>24269081
thank bro, but im in my 3rd year and aiming for a first so i need to be more organised.
>>24269124
I suppose
>>24269098
no thx then sorry
>>24269138
Cool can I have a link
http://instasync.com/r/Ivan
jump in
>>24269126
I believe I most certainly can. I shall resolve to even properly spell, so as not to ruin the humour of the thread.
>>24269175
POST WHAT YOU CAN
SAVE NOTHING BACK
>>24269158
this is a bit gay desu
>>24269192
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
>>24269192
I know what channel you're watching
>>24269254
int/brit/ and /britfeel/ have been doing this for a long time
I used to host them almost every night
>>24269261
You best start believin' in troll stories, /britfeel/
You're in one
>>24268699
Is it just for a holiday, is it your first visit?
>>24269270
>wind in your sails
Yank here. When I visited
L O N D O N
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D
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last year on holiday, I was quite impressed. The Tube is the cleanest, most efficient public transport I've ever used. Also, everyone I talked to was very polite. So, thanks for that.
>Phone still hasn't left China
Fucking ree lads, fucking ree
>>24266070
My advice, get a gym membership, go to /fit/, read the sticky
You need to have the strength to defend yourself from your dad
He won't mess with you when you can fight back
>>24269366
>this obvious londoner
>>24269366
The only thing I notice different here in England compared to other countries is you can ask a stranger for directions and they'll actually help you. Maybe that's because I'm from here though but I tried asking people in Australia and Paris and they just ignored me and looked at me weird. Granted, the people in Paris might not have spoke English but Aussies were just pricks
How come I'm still anxious as fuck about going to work every single shift even though I've had the job for a year and a half?
>>24269409
Really, I'm not. I was just using y'all's parlance in order to be a more polite guest in this thread. Indiana born-and-raised. Go Hoosiers.
>>24269366
t. londoncukk
>>24269431
People are still judging you
>>24269435
>this even more obvious londoner
>>24264859
Might shave my pubes and have a wank
>>24269444
You mean the staff are judging me?
Half of the people that were there when I started have left.
>>24269366
>polite
>london
you are joking
>>24269429
Yank here. I was told a few months ahead of time that Parisians are very picky about helping Anglos, and my best bet was to learn enough French for them to help me.
Honestly, a simple "Pardonez moi. Parlez-vous Anglais?" Was usually enough for someone in a group to help. And of course, always end with "Merci Beaucoup."
>>24269451
>>24269441
>>24269471
Is there something I have to do to prove that I'm not a Londoner? How about this? http://vocaroo.com/i/s15dhPCrwTwO
>>24269537
>amerilards
lyl
>>24269537
Fakest American accent ever.
I've been to the Midwest, they sound nothing like that
>>24269537
no, but londoners are well known for being rude
>>24269470
Then they judge you for still being there
>>24265148
i feel fresh hate every day from being circumcised. It's the worst thing to ever have happened to me.
>>24269537
you sound pretty cute senpai
>>24269537
American accents sound so based
>tfw geordie accent
>>24269537
absolute banter lad
>>24269562
If you're talking about Shitcago or anywhere North of that, they have a mutant accent.
>>24269593
Thank you, desu.
>>24269667
You'll make it, bro.
>tfw no bf
yes i am a man
>>24269834
are you cute/hot?
shootself
into very fken head
y live
y liive
Fresh as a peppermint, threesome like sandwiches
Almost couldn't handle it, I don't establish it
Popping these Xannies and Percs, I'm dranking that lean and I'm smoking that good
>>24269147
Go fuck some kids you creepy little gardenening man
There's no feeling worse than seeing a group of your peers that you believe to be freinds with having a party without you.
>>24270021
u wot m8?
i dont garden
