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Friday the 13th edition
>>24238088
Alright lad famas
How's the day going so far?
Pakis get the fuck out.
>its fucking november
When did this happen..
>>24238114
Be quiet you degenerate
Good afternoon everyone
Does anyone here watch those anime cartoons? I have a question.
I have a friend who is a complete failed normie, and he absolutely loves Naruto. He thinks it is the best show ever made pretty much. He has an Itachi statue, every game, and even t-shirts of the gang of bad guys. How do anime fans feel about the show, is it really the best one?
I watched a few, I was forced to, and it was really quite boring.
dropping some molly tonight and a couple pills and going out on the drink, god help me
>>24238218
It's okay. Dragged on too long though. Got boring and stopped watching.
Mostly aimed at kids too. Your friend is pretty autistic buying shit like that. I hope he hides his power level in public.
>>24238243
He was wearing a t-shirt with this on last time I saw him, except it had colour and some other stuff.
>>24238233
Remember to stay hydrated then mate, not too much alcohol
>>24238266
He fucked up. Only subtle shit is acceptable. That's not subtle at all.
>>24238218
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to 4chan, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon on all of 4chan to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
lads should I eat my leftover half kg of beef wellington or a 1/2 pounder chicken burger?
>>24238280
Eat my dick desu lmao :^)
op image psd for those who wanted it.
tiny url opimagepsd
I should try watching an anime really, don't have much else to do right now. What's a good one? Nothing with little girls as main characters pls.
>>24238088
>young girl
reminder all weebs are pedos
>>24238320
death note is a good entry anime.
>>24238320
Boku no Pico sounds right up your alley.
>>24238344
Thanks m8, I think that's on netflix, i'll give it a shot. I can't find anything I want to watch, I watch Sons of Anarchy recently and it left a bad taste in my mouth by having a shit ending
>>24238369
That's gross :(
>tfw your team on Football Manager let's you down
Fucking pissed off now lads. Thought they were good lads but turns out they're just a bunch of pricks.
>>24238394
>I think that's on netflix,
I hope that's not the dubbed. Watch the jap with subs.
>>24238394
Man sons of anarchy went to shit pretty fast.
First season or so was good though, I guess.
>>24238397
Wankers mate, fuck 'em
>>24238397
Fuck them, bunch of virtual chads desu
>>24238397
saw someone play this once,
whats x doing?
playing kickball on compute
oh kickball, goes watch kickball
>no kickball, just click click
>>24238443
Shutup you prick.
>>24238408
Yeah it's subtitles and jappy talk. Japanese sounds like angry greek to me.
>>24238397
Recreate them in the sims 2 and drown the fucks.
>>24238468
I bet you're one of my team, get out of this thread
Sorry guys
>told uni is the way forward all through school
>all my life has feels like it's been prep for uni
>do well and finally make it to a decent uni
>it's shit
feel a bit shit desu, wish I'd taken up a trade but I'm too far in now
>>24238468
Regen with 20 aggression detected
>>24238500
What you studying?
Most people who buy into the uni meme then realise it doesn't help study dumb shit like Floral Arrangement and Chad Grooming. Most of them are normeis though so don't even notice they wasted 3 years and 30k because they spent the whole time battering ecstasy and just get to move back into mummy and daddies house in a nice middle class neighbourhood afterwards.
>>24238468
(Assertively) I think it is best if we left this conversation for another time
>>24238524linguistics, I shoul've bought into the STEM meme
it's even worse because I come from a poor as fuck household and student loans are the only way I'm being supported since my mum's benefits got slashed to fuck, feel trapped
>>24238562
>linguistics
What kind of job does that even get you?
inb4 VOCAL
Anyone else /sick/ here?
Throat is killing me.
comrade corbyn has declared a NEET awareness day
My arse crack sweat smells like a curry steak slice lads and I'm worried it'll attract wrong uns
>Still speaking to someone who actually talks to me over Tinder
>Find out that she's NEET
I might be onto something here lads
>>24238569
Speech therapy, lexicographer,teaching, social research or marketing - generic stuff with a few specialist. It's a useful tool for analysing social shifts. But yeah, I realised too late so I'm stuck here dodging classes until uni has had enough of me then I can work in asda for the rest of my life
>>24238088
Ketamine and a few beers at a gig tonight. Tomorrow getting k, vals and h before work (hopefully) so it'll be a strong weekend.
>>24238593
i might vote for him because who cares if we get nuked its instant death desu
>>24238621
Can you help me? Every time I try to say C U C K it comes out as kek.
>>24238500
SAME. Went to grammar school so was told I was a failure if I didn't go, biomedical, hated it, turned to drugs senpai. Get out while you can
>>24238622
Nobody asked what you were doing tonight mate
>>24238667
Careful m8, i'll banish you to the shadow realm
>>24238667
Nobody asked for your opinion on my post Neet.
>>24238622
I hope you OD and choke on your own vomit.
>>24238673
You heathen
>>24238685
But you got it anyway, love how you assume im neet too, anyway, enjoy your STRONG weekend lad haha
Twat
>>24238597
>Female
>NEET
That means she has at least 1 kid m80
>tfw you will never be a grill and just have to shit out a kid as your excuse for living the NEET lifestyle while also getting massive pay increases from the NEETbux foundation
E A S Y M O D E
Gf made friends with the autist (not literally) girl she's starting playing magic with. Turns out her dad owns one of our towns fanciest restaurants and he's saying we should come over for food and drinks later, and that he has a beer keg with my name on it
Turns out being nice to autists pays off
>>24238642
we came close several times under thatcher
might as well live it up before the nukes come
>>24238717
>haha
>How to sound nervous in confrontation even over the internet
>>24238747
That's a really nice story man, glad you could share it with us
>>24238730
She doesn't, she's just weeb.
>>24238759
>also a viable option to express humour
But take it as you like mate, really not bothered, haha
>>24238659
yeah might just throw myself into the army meatgrinder and hope for the best, most apprenticeships only accept 18 and under so I'm just out of range, not to mention the pay is shit and I can't afford to be subsidised by the family.
who's your favourite /britfeel/ poster?
I'll say the OP image guy because they always look great
>>24238709
Sure thing no gf poster.
>>24238586
Same here, family. Felt like I was about to die when I woke up.
Mm early time for home from wagekuking.
Could be worse I could be a Kuckney living in London lol
>>24238799
Me too, poor fag here. Spent a grand I worked for on uni before hand, got there and it was full of normies who got everything paid for them.
Look into officership w/degree you get paid to do any degree you like then enter navy as officer.
I'm doing part time work with degree from home 11 an hour senpai, keep looking.
And good luck from sw
>>24238747
Get ready to get C U C K E D
>>24238747
>>24238747
I was nice to an autist once
>year 7
>first science class
>start talking to the kiddie next to me because I used to talk to everyone thinking I was 'networking'
>he immidiately asks me if I like Final Fantasy
>say yes
>he proceeds to tell me about Final Fantasy for the next hour of class
>realise he's a bit autistic but no bother
>week later
>get called into meeting with head of year
>'anon autismo kid has been having some trouble fitting in but he mentioned you are his friend so if you could make sure you hang out with him for me I'd really appreciate it'
>u wot m8
>Autismo kids starts following me around every break and lunch time
>literally just stands behind me
>doesn't speak to anyone
>people start asking me why he follows me around
>too nice to tell him to fuck off
>start playing football at lunch so he can't follow me
>'but anon miss said you had to let me hang out with you'
>gets all angry because I started playing football to get away from him
>over the next year becomes full on emo
>starts stalking me
>tries to fight me on the bus because his mum 'told him to take want he wants' and he 'wants my seat on the bus'
>eventually gets sectioned
>have never seen him again since
And that's why I stopped being nice to autists.
>Friday the 13th
>Trading financial markets today still
What are my chances of suicide by the end of the day?
>>24238586
Same mate, coughing up shit loads of dark green and yellow flem and can barely talk. Drinking lots of tea and eating Halls to make it better.
Supposed to be going to a haunted house tonight but don't think I will make it.
>>24238922
lel I was born on friday the 13th.
So lads I'm fucking confused
Today I've driven from Birmingham to Edinburgh, my car filled with camping and climbing shit
Anyway, I get there, open the boot up and some cat is fast asleep in my climbing shit. It has a name tag on called "Mr cheese" but I have no idea how he got in or where I picked him up
What do, he's sleeping in my helmet
>>24238931
Alright Jason
>>24238936
Post pics of Mr Cheese
>>24238936
Make sure you keep it around with food and post on social networks in areas where you stopped off. You might get rewarded. Also cats are often micro chipped.l, take it to a vet. Worst comes to worst keep it
Also who's enjoying the new seal song?
>>24238936
Should have a phone number right? Call it. Otherwise, you need to get it on normiebook or phone a kitty place.
>>24238936
Take it to a vet. It's probably microchipped which will let you found out the owners details.
It's free for just checking the chip and shit.
>>24238982
Sod that, dump the cat in the river.
>>24238982
Alright, he can chill with me for a day or two, I'll take Mr cheese to be scanned when I'm back home
Tards shouldn't of named their cat Mr cheese if they didn't want it hitchhiking
>>24239000
Make a cheese sandwich.
Who do I contact for help getting out of NEETdom?
>>24239000
>tards
>shouldn't of
>>24239030
Which lifestyle are you hoping to move into?
>>24239042
film star?
>>24239042
Stacieism
>>24239030
Job centre plus
>>24238995
You're such a cool dude, people = shit XD
tfw no psycho gf
>"amazon logistics" say they delivered my parcel
>it isn't there
Has anyone else been through this process and did it end well? Most of the stuff I find online about amazon logistics says they're a shit.
>28
>NEET
>Dropped out of high school & college
>gave up on life when I was 15 or so
>knew nothing good was ever going to happen to me or get better
>no ambitions or goals
>still don't know what job I want
>too old to get back into education, couldn't if I wanted to
>everyone I knew growing up has moved on
>gfs/married/houses/careers
>left behind in a dead end northern town
>nothing to do here but drink yourself to death
>all the people here are either fat single mums/heroin addicted men/old people too old to leave
>nobody my age to socialise with
>nobody understands that there is nothing to do for someone my age who has no social life
>all their advice just boils down to "go outside!" or "just b urself :^)"
>all the activities that take place outside are social activities
>have nobody to go outside and be social with
>every time I go outside I feel like I don't belong there and can't relate to anyone or anything
>implying I could even hold down a conversation for more than 3 seconds to begin with
>just fill my days watching netflix and playing games to distract myself from the hopelessness of life
My therapist referred me to a program that's designed to help people with anxiety and I went on a course there that was all about confidence building. When my advisor said the other people would be 'like me' I got the image in my head of people around my age and same sort of disposition.
Boy how I was wrong
>2 50+ year old men
>4 40+ year old women
>25 year old kid who was there with his mum (he wasn't embarrassed, NEET and he has a gf)
>room was absolutely tiny
>everyone was talking loudly to each other the entire time
>no way of connecting with any of these people
Haven't been back since.
>>24239074
>tfw Hoare is going to get away with it
I honestly think she was involved, but the defense has done so well to make her look an an innocent bystander/victim of Matthews as well. I can see her walking.
He is fucked though, no way can they give him manslaughter.
>>24239129
he got 33 years for murder
she got 17 for manslaughter
given that he was the one that murdered her and she was just trying to help him cover it up, I think it's an ok verdict
>>24239129
mate sentenced already passed he got 33 years she got 17
>>24239125
I'm 23 but you sound like how I imagine I will be in 5 years time. I dropped out of college and pretty much gave up on everything when I was 16.
How do you get money?
I do actually enjoy the NEET lifestyle I just need a way to keep funding it.
l <3 1D
>>24239073
cats aren't people you idiot
you don't even need to report hitting a cat with your car, unlike dog or horse
>>24239129
17 years she got.
Turns out she was raped at 13 too.
>>24239159
>>24239173
Oh shit, the one day I don't read the news in the morning.
Well that's good news. So he won't be up for parole til he is like 60 lel
Sick fucks.
>>24239205
>turns out
She made that up to get more lenient treatment. Lying whore.
>>24239189
I'll hit you with a car and not report it in a minute.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34744858
finally
fuck that shit my mum fucking takes and i tell her its bullshit and she doesn't listen
>>24239180
100 a week ESA
I used to get more but the job centre cut off my PIP and about 20 a week from my ESA For no reason.
>>24239189
I still think you should try and return it if you can~
>>24239208
It's been out for 2/3 days mang
>>24239256
Housing befit and 400 a month is more than enough to live on famalam, I've been there.
>>24239265
ye they was convicted 2 days ago sentenced today
>>24239256
Do you have your own place or live at home?
Do they not try to put you on the work program and stuff at the JC?
>>24239256
They cut it off because you're a lazy cunt mate
>>24239291
>mad wagekek detected
Make the most of the weekend mate, only 48 hours until you need to start thinking about work again.
>>24239256
i get 373 quid every 14 days + 363 quid a month for rent and my rent is 380 and don't pay council tax
>>24239310
I'm not mad at all, just calling it as I see it
I know some cunt with half of his head missing and severe brain damage who works 5 days a week
Personally I blame the parents
>actually enjoy work because I'm a partner in a small business and basically the harder I work directly increases my pay
I must be in a tiny minority
How much do people here get in neetbux?
>>24239344
>I know some cunt with half of his head missing and severe brain damage who works 5 days a week
You do realise it's easier to be a wagekek with half your brain missing because you're basically a zombie, you have no idea what is going on whether you are slaving away or enjoying yourself and also companies prefer to hire those people because they have a quota for how many spastics they have to hire.
>>24239283
Don't get housing benefit, still live with my mum.
I honestly can't ever imagine I'll ever move out and it just depresses me so much. My mum turned into a fucking moody teenager when her mid life crisis hit. I can't afford to live alone and she can't afford me moving out.
>>24239287
They moved me from the support related group to the work related group and put me on the work programme for 2 years and it was the *biggest* waste of time
They sent me on a "work skills" course and they force you into groups and make you do shit like 'brainstorm a restaurant menu' and 'build a tower out of straws'
A guy there sat next to me one day and he copied down my positive traits because he was such a delinquent he couldn't think of his own. He had bite marks and a tattoo on his hand and I honestly feared for my life around him.
The only thing I got out of that was a CV and now I know you can find jobs in a newspaper!
>>24239328
what the fuck that's only 180 less a month than i earn and i work full time fuck you
>>24239364
>enjoying work
That is the same level of kekdom as guys who actually like to see their gf get plowed by Jamal.
>>24239367
I don't get any I just live on savings. Might look into what the upper limit is on savings you can have to get bennies though and move my money accordingly, could do with some extra pocket money.
>>24239391
When you get to a certain level of business there's a similar thrill to it you get from videogames. I work with another guy selling clothing, due to getting Google ad word adverts on specific amazon pages last week this week has been the same amount of orders of last month total, I basically doubled my take home pay, it's really exiting. You literally just see all the sales fly in and you know each sale is a bit more money for you, and they keep coming. It got to the point I stopped playing fallout 4 last night because I kept watching the order notifications come in
>>24239371
I chuckled at the first bit but if you actually believe this I feel sorry for you mate
Anyone else thinking of going back to do a levels/uni?
I can't find a lot of information.
>>24239328
How? I need this money.
>>24239414
16k
increases slightly each year
i get a grand a month bennies and no bills
>>24239431
I feel worse for you if you actually think being a wageslave is a good thing;
Anyhow, I'm off to take a shower so I can go to the shop and pick up some beers. See you soon lads!
>>24239435
I want to go back to Secondary School.
>>24239485
The grades be easy but the pussy game strong
>>24239440
free autism money im in some category of ESA in which they dont even try to get me a job at all i never go the job centre.
this is the page on how much you get https://www.gov.uk/employment-support-allowance/what-youll-get j they just put money straight into my bank.
if your in the work related group then you have to do stuff
Hard at work
>>24239453
I get 100k staring bennies and a company car
>mfw I'm joking then I realise my eternally unemployed chav next door neighbours actually do have a company car given to them by the government
>>24239494
>tfw missed out on prime teen pussy in secondary school
I had sex with one girl once in year 10 but she wasn''t hot she was a nerd and I only did it because I wanted to lose my v card before I was 16. It was shit though because she had the hairiest pussy I have ever seen. I've seen 70s porn with less hairy pussys. So I didn't actually see her pussy or touch it at all she just got on top of me and stuck my dick in for a few minutes and that was it. I didn't feel anything either because I was wearing one of those condoms they give you in sex education that is as thick as a rubber glove.
Shit was disappointing yo.
>>24239507
Benefits living seriously isn't as good as some people make it look, if your severely disabled you get a comfy living allowance with no government bothering you but who'd want to be that disabled. Also the social stigma, I'm sure we all have seen documentary about benefit livers.
>>24239505
How do i get it?
>>24239587
dont bathe for two weeks
get your mum to come with you
smell like shit
stare at stuff and dont pay attention to the convo
argue over something stupid and raise your voice
E A S Y
A
S
Y
>>24239587
Go to the scum centre plus with a doctor's note with your disability.
>>24239577
You used to, but not anymore. The bedroom tax has hurt a lot of disabled people and all you need to do is a google search to see people thrown off bennies then die a month later.
>>24239577
>if your severely disabled you get a comfy living allowance with no government bothering you but who'd want to be that disabled.
Nah man with the chavs they just have loads of kids until they get a retarded one (they probably smoke and drink more while pregnant to up the chances) then that is their golden ticket. The gov gives them infinite money, car, bigger house and extensions and never bothers them for anything ever again.
>>24239609
That's true, but it's universally true. Your mum gets month In child benefit a month than it costs to keep you and everyone can claim that shit even in work as still poorish
>>24238500
0wned
>>24239648
Yea mate but a normal kid is like getting 4 numbers right on the national lottery, a retarded kid is winning the Jackpot on Euro millions for chavs.
tfw my step sister is so fucking hot
>>24239383
It's a lot more than what I get working 22 hours a week
I should have just stayed a NEET
>>24239671
Not arguing that man, even chavs having 5 regular kids brings in enough to not work plus esa and plus jsa plus housing benefit, no council tax. Fucking makes me feel like Dick working.
>>24239684
That's awesome man. Does she live with you?
It was always my fantasy growing up that my parents would split up so they could get married again to someone with a hot daughter my age and when our parents went out we could hang out and fuck.
>>24239689
Yeah it makes me sick to my bell end mate.
>>24239689
A normal neet gets 280 a month.
>>24239713
Yeah she does live with me, she younger than me not around my age tho
>>24239732
How old is she bro?
Fallout 4 is fucking abject. How did they get away with this shit?
>>24239731
I only got 200. My rent is 500 and was oblivious to housing benefit when I was a Neet.
>>2423975111
no bully pls lads
>>24239731
How easy is it to get promoted though?
>>24239767
Party van is on the way lah
Who the fuck actually uses condoms here? I can't feel shit wearing them. Haven't been able to cum once wearing one, and large is too small and cuts off my dick circulation and an XL condom literally got sucked off my dick and disappeared up her pussy somewhere
Do the images of the large Muslim groups flooding into Western Europe make anyone else think of the Huns and the last days of the Roman Empire? I feel like this is that but now.
>>24239792
nah, you're just a racist
>>24239767
You deserve to get at least a mild bullying senpai.
>>24239755
Todd is a handsome man senpai.
>>24239771
Not at all, that guy with the autism story was definitely lying. I have a condition which severely inhibits how much I can work and I was just told "too bad" and that was that.
>>24239731
I know, I was on JSA until quite recently. You get a fair bit more on regular ESA though, about 400 a month
>>24239807
>>24239775
pls no bully she is super cute
>>24239771
You need to be prepared to spend all day walking and watching anime senpai.
>>24239801
>tfw if you don't agree with mass, unrestrained immigration for everybody it means you are racist and hate people who are a different colour to you or aren't from your country
okay
>>24239782
I've never used one and just been carefully selecting my babes.
Why do people get so many likes on facebook when they say they've passed their driving test?
I literally cannot understand it.
>>24239841
Delete facebook.
I couldn't stand it. Isn't it all click bait. Ow anyway?
>tfw broke up with my only ever gf last year because my friends said she was ugly
>I thought she was cute but I couldnt handle the judgement I felt when walking around in public with her
>I've been forever alone since
>I fucked up my once chance of happiness
Why am I such a cunt
>>24239869
Its pretty fucking horrendous
Basically my entire feed is just 99% shit that pisses me off
Normie tier 'memes' and screencaps of shitty images that arent funny as well as autistic normies posting about autistic things
I havent posted anything since 2013, I only use it to speak to a few people on chat
>>24239871
Why can't you get back together?
>>24239782
>had unprotected sex with some random girl about a month ago
>burning sensation when I piss
Too scared to go to the doctors just hoping it goes away to be honest
>>24239909
Its been a year and we didn't exactly break up on good terms. I just ignored her for two weeks completely which forced her to relapse on her self harming and bulimia. Anyways, she probably has some chad boyfriend now and is happy while I'm lonely, friendless and spend all my time posting on a chinese cartoon bulletin board
>>24239915
its not going away
>>24239915
do you Iike it?
>>24239905
>Basically my entire feed is just 99% shit that pisses me off
I thought the same mate. I deleted mine 6 years ago and haven't looked back.
Thing is I don't actually have any friends irl and I did think maybe if I got Facebook back I would be able to keep in touch with people more easily and get friends again but then I realised that's retarded and wishful thinking because I am pretty much 100% unlikable to normies.
>>24239905
Yeah I feel that. I just use a phone now. I feel more at peace. You don't know how much stress that fb reminds of you tills it's gone for a few months.
>>24239915
She will be pregnant and ride the gravy train of you forever.
>>24239915
Order anti biotics offline them holmes.
>>24239940
I'm really sad to hear that senpai. Hope you find someone new.
>>24239999
Thanks mate, maybe those quads will bring me luck. The way I see it, if I managed to get a gf once I can do it again. But I'm probably just being way too optimistic and will die alone
>>24239943
I know, probably going to have to get it checked out
>>24239950
Getting used to it
>>24239970
Doubt it, she hasn't contacted me and seemed like the type who would just get an abortion and not say anything anyway
>>24239979
Honestly thought about it but not sure what it is, prolly just gonna let some paki fondle my nads to make sure
>>24239915
The sooner you go the better. Also you don't have to go to your GP. You can go to what's called a GUM clinic.
http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/STIs/Pages/VisitinganSTIclinic.aspx
>>24239076
They'll refund you. Just call them up. You can also do this even if it had arrived to get free shit. Until they ban you.
>>24240006
>seemed like the type
She will wait until her third timester so that she can't listen to your abortion plea m8. Was she fat/ugly? If so, it's 100 percent sure.
wew lads im pretty autismo so dont bully me but this girl is basically flirting with me and talking because i give her money if i keep doing is there anyway she will like me in the end without me giving her money or no
>>24240013
I know, I'll go down tomorrow, cheers mate
>>24240053
>lying to yourself
>>24240047
Before you get made fun of relentlessly, no. There is no way she will like you. She has no respect for you and there's no bigger turn off.
What you listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai2Jubd15S0
>>24240040
Haha nah man, solid 7/10, just going to deny it if she does though
>>24240067
Been doing that for too long, like the other anon said, its not going away lol
>>24240069
damn thought so i think ill still keep doing for now tho because i like it
who /crying/ here lads?
>>24240173
not me m8 im not a poofter
>>24240047
>>24240111
How much lad?
>>24240246
around 30 squids a week plus buy her gifts
I just went to Asda hoping to get something to eat but all of the fat people there soon changed my mind~ They are absolutely revolting. I ended up just getting some fruit. I really wish fat people didn't exist, I feel sick just having to see them~
>>24240265
She's laughing behind your back
>>24240314
yea i kinda guessed that but its still fun ive never flirted with a grill before so i like it
>>24240265
What do you get out of it?
>>24240265
She's Iaughing behind your back
>>24240294
Something tells me you're not quite the pinnacle of health yourself. Skeleton mode "men" are more pathetic than fat guys
>>24240294
Reminder that women prefer fatties over skeletons
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2741786/Good-news-guys-Over-75-women-prefer-FLAB-abs-Sex-therapist-Tracey-Cox-explains-women-DON-T-want-chiselled-perfection-bed.html
>>24240340
we just talk a lot and flirt i like it right now i guess ill get bored eventually
>>24240047
No. Also you won't be able to make it with any girl that she knows.
Been throwing up after every meal lads.....
>>24240265
must be mental lad..
You getting any real action from her(ie: sex)?
If not think about it, in 4 weeks(on the quid alone) you could have enough for a proper 1hour punt.
>poleaboo ordered a card reader for online banking
>arrived today
>little sister wanted to open the package
>let her
>she leaves the packaging rubbish on the table. Remind her to clean in up later
>other sister (student, on placement), saw all this but half an hour later throws the rubbish on poleaboo
>tells him to clean it up
>poleaboo gets very angry
>throws the rubbish back at her
>shouts, calls her vile names
>she responds by simply and repeatedly calling him "crazy"
>gets right under his skin
Dumb bitch
>>24240449
no i dont it would be cool if we did tho.. i dont really want to just have sex with someone random chick tho
>>24240458
pretty sure that rubbish was addressed to you mate
next time tidy up
oh, and give us yer sister's number?
>poleaboo has come out as gay
>poleaboo likes cock
>>24240490
you don't want to fuck a paki
>>24240458
You are crazy though mate
>>24240514
Just another mental disorder to add to the list.
>>24240391
she said she won't tell anyone
Any lads here live in a rough neighbourhood?
>>24240490
Think poleaboo told her she'd have to do it if she wanted to open the package iirc
>>24240524
She's pretty fit Tbh
>>24240482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsnXQdkqChg
>>24240458
Which is the one """""he""""" has BDSM wanks over?
>>24240551
Cheetham hill here
Ask me anything
>>24240558
Maybe you could have poleaboo to work his magic and upload a few vids for us?
He'd be a real legend here then.
>>24240569
How many times you been held up, hassled or robbed?
>>24240551
i live in the meadows we have armed police patrols
>>24240551
M E A D O W E L L
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>>24240586
Never, grew up round here know all the locals, they know I don't want no beef because I don't act bad man or anything like my 2 older brothers (ones in prison right now) got hassled by a group of pakis once but just told my bro and he knew exactly who it was and sorted shit out of me, probably be dead if it weren't for them though
>>24240563
The oldest one, the uni student
That hasn't been doing it for him since he got him, it's just hate he feels towards her now, just like the polish girls
>>24240551
Hull council estate
>tfw just read a story about a literal Pikey who I went to school with got 5 years in prison for robbing old people
Thing is you always knew he was going to be a scumbag from primary school. Everyone did. Should just be allowed to kick these kids off of a cliff before they're tall enough to over power pensioners.
Is a testicle transplant the ultimate way to cvkcold someone?
>>24240656
hull is just shit
>>24240652
R.I.P. poleaboo's sister's anal virginity
>>24240551
Bristol council estate mostly just gangs of wannabe gangster chavs roaming the streets and beating up anyone who is on their own or looks old/vulnerable/different.
You can learn more about it here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8e6lS7T9yI
Of course the BBC has to make it about race but I assure you everyone who isn't a chav pretty much gets the same abuse as the two Muslims in the documentary.
>>24240682
hope the nigger rots in prison desu
>>24240551
2 360 degree cameras on our street because car vandalism got so bad
House across the street raided by 2 police vans cause he was running a chop shop
Neighbours windows bricked in because they're utter scumbags
Saw a naked guy only wearing trainers which were on fire christmas 2008, thrashing around begging for help.
>>24240694
What does that even mean mate?
>>24239915
>>24240013
I remember I once went to my GP to get an STD check, they literally had pamplets about it in the reception area, shit like "come see your GP for a confidential chlamydia test!"
>see GP
>he basically tells me to fuck off and go to a GUM clinic
>GUM clinic is in the hospital which is miles away
cunt mugged me off big time
>>24240747
Donating your testicles to someone, so any woman they get pregnant will have your child.
>>24239915
That might just be urethritis, one pill and it clears up.
>>24239915
In a similar position here.
Took the NHS online test and they said I need to see a GP within 36 hours, appointment is on Tuesday and I'm going to pop into the walk-in centre tomorrow.
These things can kill you, you know.
>>24240764
That's the NHS for you mate. I love how people think we have free health care in this country. The whole thing is a charade. Unless you can afford to go private you are pretty much on your own. You'd have more success trying to diagnose yourself based off of House episodes than with an NHS GP.
>>24240788
That doesn't exist
>>24240699
Rough as well though.
I'd been stabbed, robbed and jumped before turning 16.
>>24240788
I don't think that exists anon
>>24240827
Tell us about when you got stabbed
If I go to asia can i pay a girl to be my gf and hold my hand in public
>>24240265
>autists
Pro tip, stop buying her shit.
>>24240877
Yes. In Japan you can rent a wife.
>>24240878
meh im just doing it for fun right now i like it
>>24240877
You can in Thailand, though you'd have to check for a penis first
>>24240864
I was about 13/14 walking home, probably about 1 o'clock in morning.
I'd just been at my mates house watching some shit comedy, don't remember what.
Some random guy runs up, stabs a pair of scissors into the back of my leg.
Taps my pockets (they where empty) and then continued running.
He had a hood up and black trackies, never caught him.
Not that interesting of a story desu.
>>24240908
Thanks lad I'll look into it
>>24240938
That'd make it better if she was cute
>>24239310
Typical NEET mentality
woooooah, I'm crashing hard lads.
also friday the 13th almost fullfilled for me senpaitachi
>be driving home from work under the influence of more than 400mg of caffeine
>drive around a turn with houses and shit so i cant see what's behind
>some fat lad came droiving from the other side
>for whatever reason he was driving three quarters of his car on my side of the road
>slammed brakes
>he was still going fast and last second noticed me and went back on his side of the road
his car got so close to mine that I didn't even see his headlights anymore. I'm lucky that the severe stress response of my body in that situation plus the overdose of caffeine didn't give me a heart attack lads.
>>24240959
That's not even a proper stabbing desu that's just scissors.
>>24240682
If he was a pikey he was probably desperate.
Don't judge until you've been there i
guess.
>>24241036
Still hurt though.
>>24239371
>le old NEET manchild talking about shit he has never done in his life
either that or you had a shitty job.
>>24239472
>Stop liking what I don't like!
If one wants to enjoy a life that goes beyond manchildhood you'll need a steady income, higher than NEETbux. Enjoy your manchildhood though.
>>24239256
only 100? that's like ntohing, i thought you would get like 600 a month at least. so ur living at the bare minimum
>>24241025
>senpaitachi
didn't know they also filtered the plural, wow.
senpai
senpaitachi
>>24241092
There's also a plural to desu but I don't know what it is. tbhs ?
>>24241055
should have shouted thanks for the free scissors gaylord
