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>tfw you're tired of listening to what your girlfriends have to say
>tfw you have enough problems of your own
>tfw you never leave the house after dark b/c there's no need
>tfw you never know what to say when you talk to a hot guy outside b/c you don't have the experience
Wow. Sounds horrible.
Kill yourself bitch
Saged
>>24233465
It is.
>>24233495
No thanks. I like to live.
>>24233427
>tfw today is my birthday and no qt boys have wished me happy birthday and I've been in my room all day
;_;
> tfw your life is so easy a sage is one of your biggest problems.
Sage
>tfw no qt white haired sadboy bf with identity issues but a loving family and rare supernatural powers he never asked for that becomes a martyr
>never getting to date kaneki
>>24234040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACF5kZUmY2Y
>>24234112
>wanting to date a centipede
gross
>>24234131
That's a pretty song, thanks anon
>>24234202
a one-eyed centipede
>tfw lost interest in hobbies, music, and tv
>tfw went out with friends tonight but couldn't do it and left within an hour
>tfw hate my job and have no future
>tfw can't think of a reason to live
I don't want to kill myself, but I don't know how much longer I can go on. Something inside me has given up.
>>24234255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KBoe0yAyUG
>>24234417
Awe, thanks anon <3
>>24234417
F4m can you at least keep your mic away from your computer
>>24234626
What did you do all day?
>>24234689
No
>>24234040
I'm cute...ish.
Happy birthday, anon
>>24234822
Nothing very exciting, I spent most of my day on here. What did u do today anon
>>24234855
Thank you!
>>24233427
>having friends to talk to
>having people feel comfortable enough around you to tell you their problems
>ever leaving home except for work/school or groceries
>feeling okay with yourself enough to talk to people irl, much less the opposite sex
Sorry, I wouldn't know any of those feels.
>>24234991
Nothing exciting. What threads/boards?
>>24233427
>tfw men are more obsessed with you finding someone than you are
>"When are you gonna have kids, Anon?"
>You should find a boyfriend, Anon.
>tfw men think single means you're available for anything THEY want
>"You don't have a boyfriend and I want to have sex, so why not?"
>guys trying to get me to admit I masturbate
>"Hey, I do it. Everybody does it...I bet you got a dildo under your bed, amirite?"
The last one really perplexes me, why should it matter to guys whether or not I masturbate just because there's no boyfriend around?
>>24234040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IsfxdMY6RZ
>>24235133
>"Hey, I do it. Everybody does it...I bet you got a dildo under your bed, amirite?"
>The last one really perplexes me, why should it matter to guys whether or not I masturbate just because there's no boyfriend around?
The funny part is that Chad wannabes will be into you using dildos because it's their vanilla-ass fetish unless they realize your dildos are bigger than they are, then they get triggered.
It happened to a femanon on /adv/ once, I wish I saved it.
>>24235300
Your voice sounds prettynice and soothing, Anon.
>>24235342
Thanks. I love posting vocaroos for people and try to do this for everyone's birthday that posts about it but I've been really slacking recently, though I did an amusing request or two the other day.
>>24235329
I did have a friend give me a dildo "the same size and shape" as his dick as a present when I told him I preferred masturbating to having sex. Guess I was supposed to change my mind about my sexual preferences for some reason. :^)
>>24234040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f8mXt4MusS :C
>finally back to writing smut for the first time in a while
feels good man
Execute all Roasties.
>>24234040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LRw3p0EGl6
>>24235888
MODS!!!!.. why you do this? Fucking disgusting
>>24235888
Is that what I think that is?
No feels because fembots don't exist
>>24237157
>fembots' existence goes against my worldview.
>they must not exist
>even though thousands of fembots have posted talking about real robot problems
>>24233427
>fembot
>girlfriends
>being a man-hating dyke
>>24237734
>thinking "girlfriends" means romantic relationships
How much social interaction do you get?
>>24235566
fuck off candy ass
>>24237541
your cunthole negates any of those robot problems unless you live in a 3rd world country
only women from 3rd world countries can be robots because they don't have the white roastie privilege that girls like you have
>>24237541
>just because a lot of people say so it must be true
>even if it goes against the very definition of being a robot
go away, I don't like you
>>24237541
>even though thousands of fembots have posted talking about real robot problems
>WAAAH CHAD DOESNT TALK TO ME ANYMORE AFTER HE FUCKED ME
>real robot problems
fuck off roastie
>>24238182
what if I'm a non-white grill living in a first world country?
>>24238743
Not the anon you replied to but that makes you just as bad, even if you're super ugly you can still get fetishized
>>24238897
b-but only if you're a "bad bitch," a nerd/weeb, or someone into raceplay
DAYUM
BEING GURL SO HARD
CHAD WON'T RETURN MY CALLS
ALMOST ONE WEEK WITHOUT SEX OR PARTIES
SO SAD
HARD LIFE
>>24238389
>implying fembots could ever fuck Chad
what a waste of a good reaction pic
>>24239309
I WOULD FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ARSE AND CUM ON YOUR FEET.
>tfw flashing my vagina at young boys in the mall/supermarket
>tfw masturbating to the shocked looks on their faces
>>24240302
Every girl which is slightly attractive cam fuck Chad, and Chad doesn't mind fucking some average and awkward girls now and then, that's the whole point, the only ones who can't get Chad's dick are very ugly and fat ones
>>24233427
Shut your cunt trap you stupid fucking female. Your life is exponentially better than every male's by default just for having a vagina. You could have everything in life handed to you, stupid whore. Get off chan and go live a normal life you shit posting kuk
>>24233988
>Wants to live.
NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Fembots maybe look for someone in your area who visits 4 chan.
I seriously wonder how females will compete with waifudolls and traps in the coming years.
Since feminism has turned all straight men away from women, who will they fuck?
>>24240472
>Shut your trap you stupid fucking male. Your life is exponentially better than every female's by default just for having a penis. You could have everything in life handed to you, stupid faggot. Get off chan and go live a normal life you shit posting kuk
>when your best friend is fucking your boyfriend and you can't do anything about it because you're such a social retard and you're in your mid 20's so it's not like you can be choosy
I live away from home so breaking up isn't an option. I'm pretty much dependent on them for everything at the moment. He's the only reason why I can get a job. I'm too stupid for interviews and any skilled labor.
>>24238182
3rd worlder here
Our women are just as shitty and even worse since they are also ugly.
>>24240660
Female are natural kuckolds
Just masturbate to the thought of your boyfriend fucking her and move on, maybe ask to watch them and join the action
>>24238182
>>24240675
Another 3rd worlder here
Female hypergamy is universal
American culture contaminated most of the world by now
Poor girls are gold diggers
Rich girls want high status celebrities
Both like thugs
Fuck women
>>24240660
This is really hot. I hope he makes you feel like shit but still fucks you.
>>24234040
Have you tried not being fat ?
>>24234411
>has job
>has friends
>thinks she's a robot
>when you're doing errands and your friend is bored so you let him play with your phone for 20 minutes then you remembered you have nudes
Is there anyway to know when an image was last accessed? I'm really paranoid that he saw me naked or secretly sent the pics to himself.
>>24240986
Send nudes
>tfw you want to travel but have no friends to go anywhere with
>tfw you realize it's kind of scary to travel to out of state places and events alone as a grill
>>24241134
Yeah. I want to travel, but I'm scared of every bad thing that could happen. I get scared when doing anything outside of doing errands or getting food someplace.
>waaah i have friends who trust me
Off yourself.
>>24241134
>stronk womyn don't need no man
>I can't leave the house without a man
Females have no feelings. All they're after is social status and money, and the feelings they think they have are just their own twisted consciousness telling them they aren't achieving their goal. Men allowed women to get this far by giving them rights, but how long will it be before men realize what they have done? It's already becoming too late. Women should remember their place, which is to serve men unconditionally.
>you're not an attractive stacey so men don't want to invest their time and effort into you even though you'd make a loyal and nice gf
>being ugly is literally the worst thing ever please kill me
>>24241259
>reject decent men who aren't Chads
>spend time being miserable by trying to get the attention of men who have better options
#justroastiethings
>like anime , comics, and card games
>only one in group of nerds that doesn't like pleb shit
It's so fucking weird talking to anime fans that don't even know what Kill la Kill and Madoka is. Like what the fuck anime you watching? Just Attack on Titan?
>>24241334
You aren't any better than them, roastie. Kill la Kill and Madoka are entry level normie shit.
>>24241334
>look down on people based on what media they consume
>wonder why it's hard to relate to people
The problem is you.
>>24241370
Yes. They're gateway shit. I'm mentioning them because they call themselves anime fans, but don't even know any gateway shit. Just Toonami and old anime
>>24241318
i never reject anyone
>>24241259
>tripshit who gets tons of male attention every thread simply by being a vagina
>HURR DURR MEN DON'T WANT MEEE =(
>doing this only to get even more validation from the thirsty retards
I fucking hate women
>>24241410
You deserve it for associating yourself with people who call themselves "anime fans". But I'm sure you want something from them, be it attention or other things, which is why you keep hanging out with them still. Typical roastie tactics.
>>24241370
>>24241375
how did you fell for that?
fucking how?
>>24241471
I don't care even if it's bait. I'm here to remind women who's got the power.
>>24241436
no one ever emails me privately, and if they do, its to talk about their staceys (or they're fucking psychotic)
>>24241471
>Get your lol on at: 4chan.org
kekkekekekekekek
>>24241502
here's why
At what point in a relationship is it inappropriate for a guy to still be watching porn?
My boyfriend has a bunch of hentai flash animations and games saved.
>>24241560
When you stop ogling chads, celebrities included
>>24241560
You're probably unattractive, so he prefers 2D women over you and only uses you as a last resort.
>>24241557
i am not fat, but my body is gross
>>24241560
You're not pleasing his dick enough
1.Dress like his favorite anime character
2.Be in good shape
>>24241560
Never. You need to respect his boundaries.
>>24241595
Tranny confirmed
>>24241648
no i have a vagina not a penis
>>24241557
I'm skinny, but I always hate it when I'm on a date with a guy and I'm still eating tons of food way after my guy finished his food. I have such a big appetite.
>>24241560
>mfw you don't understand male sexuality at all
He's never going to stop looking at porn. And if he says he's gotten rid of it, it means he's hiding it from you. Just accept that he has porn just like you have a Chad obsession in books/movies/tv.
You can also watch it with him. But no man is ever going to be 100% sexually satisfied and focused on you. It doesn't mean that he won't be loyal, but men are programmed to seek out variety in sex, even if it's in fantasy.
His porn collection isn't a personal insult or a fault in his character.
>>24241664
I, like most other women, don't have a Chad obsession. We don't ogle other men when we are in a relationship.
The rest is right though, men are sick pigs who can't give up their porn. I've known ONE man in my entire life who wasn't obsessed with that brain-washing rubbish
What are the requirements to be a fembot or at least a femanon?
>>24241692
You can't assume that most women don't have a Chad obsession. You could say that most women you know don't have it, not most other women.
>>24241692
>I've known ONE man in my entire life who wasn't obsessed with that brain-washing rubbish
he was lying lol
>>24241692
>releasing sexual tension without raping, spreading stds, ruining relationships, or creating unwanted pregnancy
>men are sick pigs
>>24241692
>I've known ONE man in my entire life who wasn't obsessed with that brain-washing rubbish
Stop hanging out with fratboys and normies.
>>24241723
>draws or has some artistic talent (music, painting, 3D modeling, animation, singing, voice acting)
>online friends
>gets long more with people online than real life friends
>when hanging out with her real life friends, she imagines herself having a good time with them instead of having a good time with them OR she imagines she's out with her online friends instead
>masturbates about 3-5 times a day
>black sheep or scapegoat of the family
>daddy issues
>prefers to hang out with mom
>over the age of 21 and still hasn't had a real job
>more guy friends than female friends
>makes money off of art commissions
>hairier than most of her guy friends
>can actually be cute, but just chooses not to try all of the time
>not good with make up
>emotionally inappropriate
>shy, but short tempered and passive aggressive
>bitchy online, but awkward and pushover in real life
>>24241740
N-no I'm pretty sure he wasn't lying...
>>24241692
>We don't ogle other men when we are in a relationship.
I am tall and handsome, ottermode, but still khv because I have no game
I've seen a girl my brother is fucking eye fuck me, she would stare at me every time he wasn't looking
There's also a manlet friend of mine with an ugly girlfriend, also looks at me all the time
I know by personal experience women oogle other men while in a relationship
>>24241822
Well, if he doesnt watch it, he thinks about it. It's more about the gratification of release moreso the love of the woman. It shouldnt interfere with a relationship at all, unless the dude literally cant stop thinking about it
>>24241822
you also were pretty sure the guy you let fuck you in the asshole wouldn't cheat on you were you
>>24241806
>>when hanging out with her real life friends, she imagines herself having a good time with them instead of having a good time with them
Hit straight home
>>24241788
Yeah, bro, looks like even watching porn nowadays is enough to trigger these entitled bitches
>>24241850
I don't think he masturbates on a regular basis.
>>24241852
No, I always knew he would. Men are pigs
>>24241843
Women are in fact just as bad as men about stare rape. I dont even mind it, as a dude it's a confidence booster. It's not like oogling is the same as fugging anyways
>>24241863
Well, that also sounds pretty healthy, i dont fap regularly either. I'll go weeks, sometimes months without it, and then my libido goes into maximum overdrive for about a week. It goes in cycles for some guys
>>24241863
Why not try dating women, mystery?
If men has got you so fucking jaded, I mean.
>>24241918
She did. She hates women too.
>>24241918
Good, trustworthy women are hard to fine. With thirdwave feminism killing off most secondwavers, most women now a days are nothing but whores and succubi who have tied their allegiances to male-bodied people.
>>24241854
Sounds like you need some wisdom, roastie
>>24241890
Women can also be worse about it since there's hardly any consequence to them. They're not used to being in trouble for liking a guy so they can do whatever without a care.
>>24241946
You sound pretty bitter. Are you sure you even want someone? Why not just thrive off being a lonely curmudgeon?
>>24240986
it's your own damn fault you stupid fucking slut.
>>24241946
You just sound like you need a good hard dicking.
>>24241946
Would you date a cute trap then? Seems like it's the best of both worlds.
It's a girl with a cock, how could you go wrong with that?
>>24241806
Nice perfect description of my ex-girlfriend.
>>24241967
I'm pretty bitter.
>>24241989
I hate trannies.
>>24241964
This.
Girls fondle male strippers like they're entitled to it.
Gay men keep their hands in their pockets because they have been taught respect.
>>24242018
So what do you want?
A male bodied human who you can rule over and toy with?
A "y-yes maam, sorry maan, please dont hit me again" type of man?
Things that suck about having boobs:
>back problems
>working out is embarrassing and uncomfortable
>people stare when you bend over
>everything you wear makes you look like a slut
>hugging family , friends, or workers is awkward
>short guys try to cope a feel by shoving their face in your chest when you hug them
>your breasts brush against people's elbows in crowds (especially annoying when your breasts are feeling tender)
>bras are expensive
>not every top is designed for large breasts and those that are , are usually designed for overweight people
>trouble moving through tight spaces
>even doing innocent things can look like a fanservice pose
>you get taken less seriously
>insecure guys think you're up to something when you talk to them
>at parties, insecure guys will pretend to be drunk and accidentally touch you
>boyfriend/guy friends want to use you as a pillow
>if you're out in public and you're wearing a low cut shirt, people on the 2nd floor will be looking down your cleavage
>teachers/professors assume you're hiding contraband in your cleavage/bra
>>24241962
Based Lao Tzu
"The more that laws and regulations are given prominence, the more thieves and robbers there will be." - Lao Tzu
"Those who know do not say. Those who say do not know." - Lao Tzu
"Try to change it and you will ruin it. Try to hold it and you will lose it." - Lao Tzu
>>24242123
Well, at least chad looks at you
>>24241806
I don't have IRL or online friends because having to put aside time to compose emails/sign into IM/etc and think of things to say is too difficult for me
>>24242096
I want a cute and submissive boyfriend
>>24242123
>boyfriend wants to use you as a pillow
>Is that a bad thing? I hear all the time about people of both genders wanting their other to lay their head on them.
>>24242096
A nice man who isn't brainwashed by porn-induced media
>>24242196
Then how would you keep friends? Unless you got together with those obnoxious people who never shut up, and just like to hear themselves talk
>>24242220
One of those on r9k? Seems unlikely
>>24242217
It's the expectation that he's always allowed to is what's annoying. Sometimes breasts get tender. It also gets uncomfortable when a guy does it for a long time. I have a guy friend that loves doing it when we're watching TV or something, but he does it without asking .
>>24242220
what city do you live in, mystery?
>>24242220
What if you started dating someone, everything seemed good, and then you found out he had been moderately obsessed with you and had been trying to position himself to be able to be with you for quite a while before you even knew him?Hypothetically speaking of course.
>>24242271
I dont like laying on girls at all. It just doesnt feel right having a burly dude like me snuggling up to a girl, would rather them snuggle up to me.
>>24242271
>let' guy friend basically grope you
Why do women have no agency? You'd rather post on this thread and bitch instead of telling that creep to fuck off and ending the friendship.
>>24242277
the city oflots and lots of rednecks
>>24242299
i'd be flattered desu senpai
you trying to say something?
>>24242271
I'd rather guys spontaneously rest on my chest and have to tell them off sometimes than never have them rest on my chest at all.
>>24241661
Is it really gross or is it one of those self degrading comments people do either for attention or so they don't feel let down if someone makes fun of them?
I understand the fembot mentality but I think it really is not the same as a robot due to a lot of things. The most apparent one is clearly that robots have had lots of time to push the robot agenda on the entire board; aka all girls are roasties craving chads dicks and the only path to happiness for them is to spread their legs, and any statement made that goes against this is met with very vehement reiterations of the above scenario, as though it was the end all be all law of the world that has been scientifically tested and proven, when it definitely is just the result of loneliness and rejection turning into anger and resentment. Not to say its explicitly untrue because there are women like this and we have all seen the reddit screencaps and such thousands of times, I just don't believe it is representative of the entire female community.
I think having lots of people interested in you can be an issue of its own. Anyone with an above average awareness , which I'd guess most people here have, would know that the attention a girl gets in most places is just due to being a girl, and that's what pushes girls away from most attention they get. They probably desire something beyond attention for the set of genitals they were born with but in the end, if shes not Stacy, only desperate guys who only want a girl would ever talk to her with a relationship intent. I'd imagine this also has a lot of affects on the girl in question, probably making her feel like that's her only worth, and that the majority of guys are only interested in having sex because the most vocal ones express that. I can understand how a lack of emotional outlet can push someone to depression and misanthropy, and I think that's what causes a "fembot".
I don't really know though, I'm just an autist who likes watching people.
>>24242315
Just asking a perfectly innocent question obviously. That's all~
Not a girl, but I have this female friend that's taller than me and she likes to surprise me with embarrassing gestures. It's gotten to the point where I'm paranoid of being around her. She mostly likes to poke my sides when I'm not looking. She does it so much that I can sense when she's about to do it. One time I was playing hide and seek with her and some friends and we were hiding behind a large tree. She keeled down while putting her hand on my shoulder for balance while the seeker was looking for us. She said "shh. I think I hear something." When I asked her what she heard, she quickly lifted up my shirt and blew a raspberry on my belly and ran away. Other times she quickly peck a kiss at my cheek when I'm not paying attention.
Why do girls think this is an okay to do with a guy that isn't their boyfriend?
If you can replace the female pronouns with male pronouns and it still makes sense, it's not a "fembot" problem. It's just you wanting attention.
>>24242308
She has plenty of agency, he's just Chad #4 on back-up.
>>24242220
Yeah but why would a self respecting man want a feminist who refuses to act like a lady?
I mean, were not too far from the waifu-age, there are also lots of cute traps around now, who, to be honest, are better at being women than women are.
>>24233427
>tfw I want to make your suck my cock even knowing you have problems to deal with
>>24242423
excuse me shitlord i'm trying to be a girl on the internet here
>>24242401
If you don't step up, we'll never be together desu
>>24242438
I don't refuse to act like a lady
>fucking a trap
is gay btw
>>24242375
It's both self-degrading and true.
>>24242207
I can be your cute and submissive boyfriend.
>>24242416
You know what you must do
bloxxx
bloxxx
ITT: men pretending to be women
>>24242470
I can promise right now that most respectful men would rather have a "gay" relationship with a trap rather than a "GUUURL POWA" feminist who just got done riding the cock carousel and is now ready to find a nice kek who will provide for her.
If you want a man, be a woman. It's so easy even men are doing it.
Post dumb shit you used to do.
I used to sit on guys lap and make fun of them when they got an erection. I want to slap myself for doing that. Every now and then I cringe thinking about how everyone probably thought I was a dumb slut. I would sit on any guy friend's lap while hanging out with friends.
>>24233427
your mom is too low in content bot
>>24241962
The depressed part kinda sucks cause folks are more likely depressed because they're not happy and/or content with the present, which just happens to be like this for a prolonged time, that is past.
To live in the time would associate more with regret, guilt or pity I'd say. And for example Im but a sad, lost and lonely man that longs for peace, love and fulfillment.
>>24242568
Kek, girls used to do this to me in middle/high school. They never felt my boner because of my tiny penor. Roasties will never get te best of me. ;^)
They find my perky chest
a fancy place to rest.
I find it hard to chase
them off before their face
will find it's place in my so mighty bosom.
>>24241560
never you autistic roastie
>>24242610
I like the word bosom, very eloquent.
It also nicely composes with the adjective ample.
Therefore everyone likes ample bosoms.
Praise be to lovely shapes.
>>24242723
It is a good word, it carries a lot of meaning with it other than just saying tits or something. I prefer flat but there is nothing wrong with an ample bosom.
When I take a shit, it's smelly and has this warm radiation that reaches from the toilet and into the hallway and a good portion of the house. When my boyfriend takes a shit, you won't even notice the smelly unless you're in the bathroom.
How come when I take a shit, it's super smelly and warm? We eat pretty much the same thing. I drink nothing but water.
>>24242470
I wanted to secure a few things first, but last time I saw you posting you were talking about a guy you were falling for hard. Discouraged me but I'm not gonna give up so easily.
>>24242416
First I need pictures of her butt before telling you what to do
>>24242960
People just have different kind of shit because different metabolisms and body and whatever.
>>24242942
A flat chest can be just as ample I believe.
>>24242960
I think women poo just does that. I grew up with sisters, and they would make me leave the house at times
>>24242723
They find my perky chest
a fancy place to rest.
I think it hard to chase
them off before their face
will find it's place in my so ample bosom.
Boys
>>24242960
scat fetishists when
>>24233427
> does know what to say to guys
How about "Hey I have a vagina!" Guys a fucking easy, it's not rocket science.
>>24242416
She is not your gf but she wants to be.
>>24243040
The thing kinda sucks, Im not sure why, but I just do not like it. The mighty bosom, or in this case so ample bosom part just doesn't seem to fit, it even throws one away and ruins the thing.
>>24243109
How do I make you my gf?
>>24242591
>In great attempts its glorious even to fail
lol no
Reminds me of those cringe worthy X Factor videos
sometimes its better to fail small so the damage is also smaller
>>24242960
It's because of the accumulated cum
>>24243025
I suppose its ample for me, but that's hardly universal. All bosoms are lovely anyways. I just always end up with a girl with cowtits and I want to taste the forbidden fruit.
>>24243115
I see what you mean but I'm not going to fix it.
>tfw no cute gf to rape and make her feel like a nasty whore
>>24242416
I don't know, but when imagined, I find it truly cute.
I understand that it's kinda odd or impolite to be randomly pecked, smooched and what not when a distinsct bond is not present. But at the same time these seem like necessary, or at least it appears to be one of the many steps into creating such a bond.
Love is a high risk high reward gamble, in which one has to know how and when to throw in the bet, when to bluff and when to stop gambling.
hehe, this turned out even better then I tought I'd write it, or so I hope
>>24243099
I think that line would just be off-putting desu senpai
>>24243168
Sounds good I'd say, Very good, and lovely.
>>24243172
I understand, I do not know how to fix it myself either. But it was a good try.
>having sex with a guy with foreskin for the first
Holy fuck it was so much more fun and enjoyable. Why is automatic circumcision a thing? It didn't even look like an anteater vomiting cheese like everyone says it would look like.
>>24243168
dfc is a lie. It only works in 2d not in 3d.
>>24243145
Well, that's a good point I guess.
I don't know what to believe anymore anyway.
But it seemed nice and well to me so huh.
>>24243329
As long as i have nips to play with i really dont care about the size of boobs. Pink nips are best nips btw
>boyfriend opens to me about his first gay experience
>>24243321
It's a cultural thing for Jews and Muslims and somehow it became a minor snake oil hygiene fad among Puritan-y Americans in like 1900 and caught on.
No one does it except Americans, Jews, Muslims. Paul explicitly distanced Christianity from having to abide by the Abrahamic covenant.
>>24243380
Kek, well at least he's not still going on gay adventures with his guy friends, right?
>>24243403
He's not. He opened up to me about how him and a guy jerked each other off while watching porn and how his friend sucked him off.
>>24243203
sauce on pic
76987698769876
>>24243321
It is male genital mutilation, it was developed by jews to keep boys from masturbating, the jews disseminated the myth that circumcision prevents diseases and the muricans fell for it
>>24243429
Sounds like a guilty good time. My friends only spooned and groped. Thats as far as any of us ever went
>going to a pizza place with boyfriend
>he refers to pizza as 'za
>>24243380
I thought girls liked gay boys.
>>24243329
Please dont ruin DFC for me, and besides I don't think a total | chest would be good anyways, just something cute and perky. It'd be really cute if she was insecure about it and I could tease her too, that's part of the charm desu.
>>24243713
DFC is delicious FLAT chest though anon, not delicious SMALL AND PERKY chest.
>>24243572
that's rad though
>>24243698
No, thats just disgusting fujoshits.
>>24243572
I'm going to start calling it that now
>women with boyfriends come to complain about minute bullshit on a board for permavirgin males
...why?
>>24243840
Attention my man. We have all the time and attention to give, and they got the gash we wanna bash, hombre
This entire post is a train-wreck.
>>24243869
One of the worst posts I've seen on this godless website all day, please hang yourself
Hello males reading this thread.
Is it okay for girls to enjoy being kek'd?
>>24243939
>post
>not calling it a thread
>>24243964
>godless website
hello reddit
>>24241259
well, it's not hard to see why you want to kill yourself.
>>24243964
That post was actually dank, and completely right.
>>24243984
Prety normal I'd say. All girls are submissive to Chad, so they'll take any bullshit he puts on their plate with a smile on their face, including getting kek'd.
>>24244031
Okay cool, I let my husband kek me and it's pretty hot.
>>24241560
You should be able to watch porn whether you are in a relationship or not. It has no effect on the intimacy and emotional connection you share irl, it's just a way of getting off (unless he's obsessed with it).
But since your bf has hentai flash games saved, I would say that's a red flag.
>>24244016
this was already proven to not be her. stop posting it. it makes you look dumb.
>>24244031
> Using "dank" when not referring to a shitty meme
kill me
>>24244056
It really all just depends on the man's status. Your husband is obviously a very high status male, one that your instincts won't let you lose, so you've adapted to enjoy his kekoldry. Now that that's settled, please get out of this website forever.
>>24244057
>flash games
This is just a red flag in general, doesn't matter the genre. I wouldn't care if a boyfriend or husband downloaded H games, I would be very concerned that they are downloading flash games though.
>>24241806
>yes
>not really
>yes
>sometimes
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>no
>god yes
>yes
>sometimes
>i'm not very passive aggressive, i conceal it
>i'm not bitchy or a pushover, just awkward all around
>>24244090
To be fair, Swords and Souls is pretty goddamn dope.
>>24243840
>men invading a thread for women to post about their boobie preferences
men are such disgusting hypergamous sluts
>>24244057
>>24244090
Can someone explain this to me? How is a flash game that much different than an H game? They all just fall under the interactive porn category.
>>24244173
Are you a female who doesn't play games or something? I don't understand how you are missing the joke.
>>24244166
To be fair, most robots buy into the thought that most "women" posting here are just dudes, like them.
So this is basically a bait thread, where men post about girls. While girls are off doing something else entirely. Fucking chads, prob.
>>24244166
>make a bait thread specifically designed to bring in butthurt male posters on a board that's known to be 99% male
>why are you silly boys invading our safe space ;)
>>24244215
Crying because real fembots are ugly enough to never get male attention and love
>>24243984
Yes, girls are kuckolds by nature, nothing makes a roastie more horny than knowing you get your cock inside other roasties, its called "preselection", look it up
Roasties can't really think for themselves so even their sexual desires are defined by social pressure
>>24244248
>real fembots
they don't exist. you aren't one, nobody is one, because all females can get male attention, easily. holding out for a Chad you don't deserve while ignoring all the betafags =/= being lonely.
>>24244248
>"real fembots"
>mystery.jpg
I am amazed you treat 4chan as a secret club in 2015.
>>24244166
oh please, it was just a tangent not an invasion. It's a public board anyways.
I don't see how liking specific boobies makes you hypergamous sluts or disgusting though.
Anyone else hate it when your boyfriend has a friend with huge tits and even when she's hugging him in a friendly manner, her tits are still touching him?
I get that she can't help it, but it just annoys me knowing that my boyfriend is getting some sexual enjoyment from another women, even if it's unintentional
>>24244337
>having a preference AT ALL
>being a real robot
pick one
>>24244350
>roastie slut trying to define what a robot is
LMAO
could've made a whole sandwich with the time you spent on that post
>>24244204
No I'm a male with an avid interest in both.
Is it a bad idea to look for a bf on /r9k/?
I really want to avoid normies that do drugs and the whole meat market thing.
>>24244410
Not at all, where do i send my resume?
>>24244410
Yes, it is a bad idea. Try a dating website.
What do you mean by meat market?
>>24244345
yes, it's annoying.
it seems like she always has to wear low cut tops around him as well, she's so obvious
>>24244410
yes, they will cheat on you with 10 other femanons
>>24244410
it's not really a bad idea, but don't expect robots to be actual neets. There's a good number of guys here that are actually pretty normal or even Chads that just come here to vent or enjoy socializing with others without dealing with /b/ and /pol/ non-sense. A robot that's okay with Skyping is probably a high functioning robot (a guy that's average looking who has social anxiety and self-esteem issues, but isn't a social retard and probably has a job , lives on his own and is still redeemable)
>>24244453
>What do you mean by meat market?
Hookup culture
>>24244410
I met my internet gf on r9k desu.
>>24244350
I don't feel the need to define myself in such a way really. I'm lonely and bad at talking to people in real life and crave an intimate emotional bond with a girl, and there are lots of people here like that so I don't really feel anything about such an allegation, other than an autistic need to reply.
I don't really get why having preferences is a problem as long as you aren't so zealous about them that you ruin relationships due to partners not fulfilling them.
>>24244475
Nuh uh. I'll be clingy to the point of being obnoxious. Its why i'm single now
>tfw histrionic teenage girls won't leave r9k alone
>>24244345
yeah you're a cuk
>>24244410
Would you rule out someone who used drugs, but not socially?
>>24244475
well, girls never seem to respect the fact that you're commited.
they always try to get you to cheat and seduce you, just to let you know that they're the better woman.
I can see why so many guys fall into these traps.
If a man already has a gf, he becomes a lot hotter to other girls for some reason.
girls are savages
>>24244487
I'm more interested in high-functioning robots rather than neets since I recently left the abyss myself.
>>24244580
>I'm more interested in high-functioning robots rather than neets
Oh, so you don't want a robot. You want some normalfag chad slayer who happens to occasionally browse this board looking for fresh meat. Gotcha
>>24244580
So maybe a guy who recently got a job, and is saving towards moving out of his mom's house, even though he owns her house? Hypothetically speaking
I sometimes feel like chad doesn't want me, i don't know why. I mean, he doesn't want to fuck me after the 3d time, i think he is cheating on me.
>Fembot
>All of them have bf or had bfs in the past.
Explain me how are they "bots" again?
>>24242123
>everything you wear makes you look like a slut
umm...
>>24244573
fuck off
its the mans responsbility not to cheat with whores
>>24244703
They're not robots. They're simply attention whores who come here to have beta males fawn over them. And believe it or not, many of you pathetic faggots actually do. That's why they keep coming here. They don't care about the existing culture, they don't want to have intelligent discussions, they just want attention. And of course, they'll get it, because they're girls and we're men. And all we want is to get laid.
The rest of them are just bait.
>>24244700
Why is this slut in the red onepiece so hot?
>>24244703
>Explain me how are they "bots" again?
>Being this new
>>24244410
Piss off roastie we are too good for you
>>24244703
Because fembots get approached by desperate virgins. The fembot goes after them after obligation or desperation and has some love for them, but they'll always resent their boyfriend for not being Chad. They feel as if they are being wrongly punished for dating a Robot. Robots are good for a short 4-6 month relationship so you can get some experience, but they make bad long term boyfriends because they don't have the passion or confidence to become contributing members of society. Most robots just want to work a simple job, live alone with a single roommate, and never take any risks. Fembots want to be normal. They want to be able to go out, get a good job , get a good education, travel the world, live in a 2 story house, have a family, and a large circle of friends. Robots want the same things too, but they put themselves down so they never try or they feel like they don't deserve the normal life.
>>24244703
to top it off, mystery.jpg isn't even a virgin.
>>24244703
Because their bfs are not perfect
Because Chad won't fuck them
Because their tits are too big
Because they get too much male attention
The poor things
>>24244802
>no fault can be placed on a woman, ever.
No wonder you're so bitter and alone, mystery.
Try disregarding toxic feminism and maybe men would like you more.
>>24244815
At least on Facebook the fat and ugly bitches will get less attention, here they know they will have it all even though the only thing they have is the assumption of having a vagina
>>24244840
>she talks as if fembots actually exist
>she thinks it's "normal" to have a large circle of friends, to travel the world while keeping houses around the globe
Listen roastie, experiencing a fleeting moments of loneliness now and then does not make you a robot
>>24244703
If a girl took an unreasonable interest in you at an earlier point in your life, is it so far fetched that you would give in to it? Wouldn't the validation that you are desirable feel good?
I think that is why it is easy to have bfs, but in my opinion, people who claim to be fembots realize that boys in general are only interested in them due to girly parts, and that leads to being jaded and unfulfilled.
>>24244662
Yes. Saving and having life goals is a sign of good character.
One group of people I can't relate to are those who haven't been unemployed since they turned 18. Another group are young people who are pretty much finished with life because they don't aspire for anything besides an apartment and some money to buy stuff and alcohol for. That's not to say I'm interested in money because I live in commieland where money doesn't give status.
>>24244840
>They want to be able to go out, get a good job , get a good education, travel the world, live in a 2 story house, have a family, and a large circle of friends.
What does this have to do with who you date?
Oh right, you're a fembot because you can't find a 10/10 genius alphachad to leech these things from.
>>24244840
>a good education
>get a good job
>have a family
>go out
>have a large circle of friends
People don't really desire this anon, here's what they really want.
>get rich without trying
>be attractive and fit, without trying too hard
>be lusted after by multiple people they are sexually attracted to
>have friends who also lust after them
>have children who are perfect in every way then succeed and give their parents retirement money
>travel the world and hope all locals want to fuck them and shower them with praise for traveling
>>24244884
I mean when a man cheats on his wife, its his fault. Not the "harpy who seduced him" - I've been cheated on and the other harpies didn't even know I existed, so how can I blame them?
>letting men cucck you
fuck offf
>>24244921
Yes it's easier to get a bf. The natural conclusion from this revelation should be that it's harder to be a fembot. But instead your conclusion is to widen the definition of fembot like you're trying to fill a quota. Silly
>>24244977
You weren't cheated on you sloot. You literally let some dude fuck you because you were desperate. You weren't actually dating.
>>24244887
This.
fuggdatrobotmayn
>>24245021
we were dating... what the fuck? he even proposed to meand afterwards went home and fapped to cp
>>24244949
The biggest bullshit there was a girl saying she wants a family
the fucking nerve
>>24245021
>let some dude fuck you
Is sex something that women just suffer and tolerate?
>>24245089
basically, yes. yes.
Disregard feminism
Acquire boyfriend
>>24245089
Sex with anyone that isn't Chad is rape. If sex or a sexual favor is something a woman puts up with , it's rape.
Don't date girls that aren't sexually attracted to you. If she won't suck your dick, she probably doesn't like you physically.
>>24245053
>>24245104
Oh, I remember this tripfag, didn't you date a dude who raped a little girl or something? I remember you created a few vocaroo's for me in a previous thread a few weeks ago.
>>24245018
I'm just keeping it simple senpai, I don't actually have an explicit knowledge of fembots, I just know what I know. Besides if I made a more specific definition someone would get mad at that too for not including them or something.
>>24245089
Not really, sex is enjoyable but men are rarely considerate while having sex and often rush into it which is often painful for women. At least, young men.
>>24244961
>travel the world and hope all locals want to fuck them and shower them with praise for traveling
top kek, so fucking true, especially for roasties
>travel to Africa to suck on BBCs
>travel to Europe to get tall blonde men's cock
>travel to South America to get latino dick
>travel to the USA to fuck an american and get a greencard
>"All I want is to know about new places and meet new people ^-^"
Dear fembots
I am a self aware beta orbiter. I do not have any standards. No matter how ugly you may think you are, how terrible your life is, I will always look up to you and want nothing more than to make you happy.
I believe women are a greater form of existence and that my existence should only revolve around around you, regardless of how much attention I get back from you.
Please let me orbit you, dear fembot. I am very lonely as the last girl I orbited has left the internet, leaving me lonely and depressed.
Btw, I am into bdsm, but if you refuse to make it sexual I'll get off to you ordering me without any sexual aspect to it.
Skype: downsideupheg
Kik: downsideup123
>>24245155
Yeah, I guess that was me. ._.
>>24245089
Unless you are Christian Gray, sex is suffering for womyn.
reasons to not date a robot:
once he gains his confidence and has worked toward normie status, he'll realize how much bullshit relationships are and dump you for a better girl.
>>24245089
Go read lolcow.farm on the girltalk board if you really want to study them. It truly is roastie central.
>>24245198
why even bother living?
>>24245159
>Besides if I made a more specific definition someone would get mad at that too for not including them or something.
This isn't Tumblr quite yet.
>>24238389
Hang on, aren't most of the 'real problems' robots on here mention about not being able to fuck women?
>>24245272
Sorry but only roasties dump their bfs because they "found something better".
>>24245104
I thought so. For girls, sex is an imposition. I wouldn't want to do anything to anyone who doesn't want it. And it must be a fact that they probably don't really want it, and definitely not if the guy isn't hot.
Thus, it must be morally wrong for an ugly guy to fuck a girl.
>>24245317
Its pretty close sometimes. It'd be nice if people would talk things out more here instead of resorting to the same memes anytime a normie/girl speaks, so I usually try to play devil's advocate in these situations. I also dated a lot when I was younger so I kinda relate to the emptiness of appearance based relationships.
>>24245414
i dont want sex from any man. male-free lifestyles are the best.
before i got rid of men:
>anal bleach, razors, porn-induced fantasies, bondage gear
after i got rid of men:
>cuddles, movies about qt lesbians, bath bombs, fluffy legs
tl:dr; loving men is hating yourself
>>24245394
There is a reason we say "tfw no gf" instead of "tfw no fucking"
Now get the fuck out
>>24233427
Daily reminder Eggy was right and there can't be female robots
>>24245460
>anal bleach, razors, porn-induced fantasies, bondage gear
But I thought you womyn did these things for yourselves and not because of men
>>24245489
Why are you responding to bait? I know you're a stupid fucking frogposter but you should still know better.
>>24245460
Why are you on this board, it seems like the wrong place for that mentality. Like I'm all for sharing different views but you are in a place where the mass will have a vehement disagreement with everything you believe in, and not even a reasonable one, a meme one.
>>24245460
Don't you have some criminals to date?
>>24240603
I'll be with my husband pillow.
Normal men are too bitter to make good pillows.
>>24245460
Idk if this is bait or you're just retarded. You don't have to do those things for men. No one forces you to do it. You can find men that love cuddling and shit that you like, but instead you "gave up on all men" because of a few bad relationships. Get over yourself.
>>24245489
That's what the feminists say, because feminists hate women the most.
>>24245521
>not bleaching your anus with carcinogenic toxic substances to fulfill some selfish cheating fucks porn-induced fantasy is a radical viewpoint
gb2reddit
>>24233427
Just treat us like human beings.
>>24245548
>implying men want a dark anus, tithair and a porn-free asexual lifestyle
LMAO
>the only penis you ever touched was your brother's
Used to share a room with my brother. When he learned about masturbation, he told me about it and I would sometimes do it for him. It hasn't messed me up in any way.
>>24245578
Why don't you do some vocarro and moan like you used to when you fucked those drug dealers.
>>24245578
You're fucking retarded if they don't like it then tell them not to do anal. It is not an obligation for you to do any of those things.
>>24245554
>Rewording the fuck out of what I just said
anyways that is a radical viewpoint... on r9k.
Which is why I asked why you are here even.
>tfw no GF with radically different opinions than me
>tfw no gf who argues with me endlessly and then has weird passionate love/hate sex with me
>>24245635
Nice doujin, kek.
>>24245635
You need to be chad m8
Women will bleach their asshole for you.
>>24245578
Bitch, it's called effort.
Listen, if shaving your legs/pits/pubes is SUCH A FUCKING HASSLE then don't bother.
Just stop posting, buy some cats and just give up men forever.
>implying men don't EVER have to try in a relationship
>tfw you want to stalk a qt on instagram
>don't know her irl
>don't even have instagram
>cannot make a fake one, cause no phone
>>24245692
I want a GF who is my equal. So far, I've managed to find a FwB who is my equal(ish) with different opinions.
She bleaches her asshole for me, I imagine. I certainly haven't seen ass hair. I shall ask her the next time I speak to her whether she bleaches her asshole.
what kind of fembot do you like:
Narcissistic creepy tall skeleton fembot
or
short big tits bitchy fembot
or
average height hyper active chubby with bear mode body hair fembot
>>24245635
>implying women know how to argue
They constantly misdirect and avoid discussing the subject.
Example being wanting to discuss the definition of a subject because she is posing the argument based on her own meaning instead of how most people define something.
>>24245578
I have a dark anus and tit hair and I'm fucking a qt boy. I pluck the titty hair though.
>>24245728
None because they don't exist
What do you femanons think of Islam?
>>24245699
It's not the effort, it's the fact that a part of me (i.e. my leg hair, or my anus skin) is so hated, then why bother? Why bother with a man if he is so repulsed by my leg hair?
I don't require men to be fit or attractive or even dress nicely. Just nice and loyal. My dog is better at that than any potential man.
>>24245764
Lol dog fucker lmao
>>24244487
Robot NEET here, I can function on skype and any other voice comms from all the years spent raiding/arena in WoW and other games.
>>24245722
I like this idea too desu senpai.
I've always wanted a girl that was competitive with me, but still had an emotional bond, even if it wasn't always apparent.
>T F W
>>24245764
Stop going after shit tier guys. The guy I'm dating prefers shaved legs but he couldn't give a shit if I don't shave for a few days. If a guy wimps out over leg hair then he's a fucking woman.
>>24245825
>he couldn't give a shit if I don't shave for a few days.
Nah, he cares and shit talks you to all his buddies or in his mind he is absolutely repulsed but just won't tell you because he's a Nice Guy (TM). Don't be so gullible
>>24245843
or just stop being such a bitter man hating cunt
>>24245843
The more I see you talk the more convinced I am you are the truest fembot possible. Its like all the r9k memes embodied in a person then every instance of girl/boy reversed.
>>24245885
>implying i'm not right
Come on.
>>24245764
Most men wouldn't mind leg hair if you had legs in really good shape
But I guess that would be too much effort for you too
As a man you need to work 10 times more to get any attention, you have to be at the top 20% in status, looks and money only to get a 6/10 girl to look at you and talk to you like you're a person
And you complain because you have to shave
is it safe to remove all body hair?
I hate having hair arms and lets and armpits . I want to get surgery or something to rid of all the hair.
>>24245881
This is funny when this is bitter woman hating cunts: the board.
>>24245901
>implying you just need a good dicking
>>24245730
I know plenty of intelligent women who are great at arguing.
"Example being wanting to discuss the definition of a subject because she is posing the argument based on her own meaning instead of how most people define something."
This is just a problem generally.
>>24245806
Indeed, I just want someone who loves me and yet still engages me without backing down.
>>24245843
Ever consider that you may be the problem Mystery, you seem to go after total nutjobs. I imagine this is because they are similar to yourself.
>>24245825
Men are programmed from their childhood to expect women to be hairless from the neck down.
Only men with creepy weird fetishes actually likes body hair. Normal men would take smooth skin over disgusting hairy females any day.
>>24245920
who said im a woman hating cunt?
>>24245914
Men don't care how fit you are if your face is ugly and you don't succumb to their dumbass grooming necessities.
>>24245932
This.
>>24245929
See above comment.
>>24245901
Its a bit mean because I'm a guy.
I think these applied to people you experienced and their experiences with you. It's good to remember not everyone shares your outlook and will interpret different acts differently, and also not everyone experiences the people you do.
You seem like an honest sort and I couldn't hate anyone like that, just p-plsnobully...
>>24245950
Not me, just weird to single out one person doing it.
>>24245986
Most people share my outlook. Probably even you.
>>24245970
>Men don't care how fit you are if your face is ugly and you don't succumb to their dumbass grooming necessities.
Wrong. I'd gf you right away if we would connect well enough. You really are delusional if you think guys only care about looks.
>>24245482
I got some news for ya familyEggman is a normalshit who faked his opinions for most of his fame. He meets women for sex from /r9k/ a lot more than you think.
Men don't mind hairy bodies. It's the social media that makes men expect women to be hairless.
Why are these even called fembots if these are just regular girl feels?
>>24245970
>Men don't care how fit you are if your face is ugly and you don't succumb to their dumbass grooming necessities.
Fucking bullshit, I consider myself picky but I would marry a fit girl who took care of herself and had decent height (not a dwarf) even if she had an ugly face, most dudes do not even care about height
>>24246047
>if we would connect well enough
>code for "if you make my penis stand up"
>>24246049
>posts porn from another era
>>24245843
I said that he does prefer them shaved but he doesn't freak out over it like a fucking baby. I also don't like facial hair but I get over it if he doesn't shave for a few days. We both realise how utterly unrealistic it would be to expect each other to shave every day. This is how it is when you date adults.
>>24246074
Would you be happy to be in a relationship with a boy who you weren't attracted to, and you never had sex with?
>>24246074
Make my penis stand up.Post your legbeard
>>24246078
>thinking men have a similar, rational thought process to yourself
don't do this to yourself sweetie
>>24246096
yes????? sounds perfect... my love transcends physical space
>>24246078
I mean, of course no one would make a big deal if it's been 2-3 days since she last shaved, I thought this discussion was based on people who never shaved?
I just don't want pubes between my teeth, you know?
>>24246074
>code for "if you make my penis stand up"
Exactly. and the woman im currently attracted to is a 3/10 and yet i'm masturbating to thoughts of being with her. How does that work in your opinion?
>>24235300
>>24235829
>>24235566
Aaa I just saw all these replies, thank you all!! <3
>>24240903
>le ebin fembots are all fat meme
>>24246110
No, you're into everything that causes me physical/mental pain.
>>24246031
Both genders are just as awful desu.
I just don't think being your best for your partner is bad. I didn't even know girls bleached their anus outside of porn till today desu. I know its better to just accept people as they are, but we aren't really born into such a mentality as a species. If I met a girl I really loved I'd try to make her as happy as possible as long as it didn't involve kek shit or something.
>Have a job
>Have friends
>Somehow, robofags thinks that having these magically makes your anxiety and problems go away
>Still an emotional fuck up that has to hide his mental issues to people because they don't relate and think you're just insane.
>Somehow doesn't belong here.
Oh but this is not a board for emotional fuck ups, it's a board for the special snowflake true victims, right? It's a competition to see who actually has it worse and whoever has it worse looks down on anyone who has it if just slightly better?
>>24246123
Sounds like you don't really want a boy, you want a friend.
If a guy is cool with me having bodyhair, that's cool. Just don't sexualize it. I hate it when guys try to make me feel good about my body by being creepy about it. Yes, I have more hair than the average girl, but don't talk about hair in a sexual manner.
>>24246152
Sounds like a copout, senpai.
>>24246162
I want a boy. It isn't my fault that boys are just soulsucking pigs.
>>24246168
>I have more hair than the average girl
Where, exactly? And is that actually someone's fetish?
Fembots.
Do you really not trust men?
>>24243380
That's actually hot desu senpai
>>24246168
Honestly, no one even notices it unless you're being intimate with them. Women worry about such things far too much.
>>24246183
But you do understand that the sexual aspect of it is VERY important to boys, yes?
Could you ever be made to enjoy sex?
>>24246123
Okay so if he does find my leg hair repulsive why should I care? He doesn't say anything. He doesn't refuse to have sex with me. He doesn't try to guilt trip me. I don't like the fact his foreskin looks like a fucking anteater and he can't even just remove that easily like I can with hair. You're leaving in a dream world if you think that in order to love someone you have to find every single thing about them attractive.
>>24246213
Yes, if he needed it and I established that he wouldn't cheat, and if he was pure in heart and soul.
>>24246218
>having sex with someone that finds you disgusting
love yourself, sis
>Robot problems
>I've never touched a girl in a romantic way
>Fembot problems
>Why do i have to shave my legs, men are pigs, why do my past bfs were such dicks.
>>24246197
I don't but the retarded tripfag does.
Getting sick of your bullshit mystery
>>24246301
I don't either, bitch
>>24246197
No. Men are not to be trusted
>>24246282
According to your logic, all men hate leg hair. And according to your logic, hating leg hair means that you would find a person with leg hair disgusting. As all women have leg hair unless they shave it, all men must find all women disgusting. Do you never stop and look at your path of logic and realise that it is entirely nonsensical?
>>24246197
I usually start out trusting everyone right up until they do something to break my trust.
>>24246347
Women can get it lasered off or just not leave the house/see anyone if they have anything more than stubble.
^_^ You're the retard, not me.
>>24246361
That should be the other wya around. trust is earned. Nobody deserves your trust unless they have proven they deserve it. Learn to know people before you trust them, otherwise you will be a prey for anyone who thrive on emotional manipulation.
>>24246313
cunt please. you've trusted men in the past. I never have.
>>24246401
You think that no man will ever want you because you grow hair on your legs just like nearly every other woman on this planet, plenty of whom manage to have boyfriends. This is serious autism.
>>24246161
wrong thread, friend?
>>24246292
It was already awful in the beginnind but this is getting full tumblr
>waah man are pigs because I have to shave
>never trust men
>I have 850 beta orbiters but I am so alone
Post Fembot feel songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADa7n1fM12g
>>24246646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ
>>24246646
fucking love this song
best album, too.
marry me?
>>24235133
>guys trying to get me to admit I masturbate
this is hot desu
and they're asking you just because it's somewhat of a taboo thing, and also because they find you attractive
>>24240390
m-more details? how do you do it?
where the nyc fembots at
>>24242568
>no girls do this to me
JUST
>>24244703
those aren't fembots, obviously. very few of the females who post here are actual fembots
>>24245412
wrong, men do that as wellI know because I'm a guy and I've done just that
>>24246048
do you have any proof of this?
>>24248098
He was (in some small, insignificant way) "e-famous".
Women want attention, so it's only natural they would gravitate towards more famous men.
>tfw when you decide to open up and trust someone you learn they don't give one shit about you.
Every time.
>>24233427
you know the drill post tits whore
>>24240603
actual robot bf when?!
I would love to design my own custom bf, programed to be just what I need at all times.
>>24241843
>has a total of two examples
>all women
>friends get frilly drinks with little alochol lvl
>I drink like a 50yr old sailor man
>Depressed af
>"Anonette i have some wine!"
>End up drinking cheap whiskey straigjt from the bottle
>I dont have to feel anymore
>Lonely af
>Broken heart
>The bottle is my bae
>>24234112
>tokyo ghoul
>tfw no elitist /a/ bf to call you out on your pleb-tier shit taste
;-;
>tfw lost 30 lbs in a little over a month
>tfw gonna be a qt
feels good :^)
>>24250442
I lost 80 and now i gotta tone it up. It's even harder than losing it tbqh
>>24250345
I used to think girls who drink heavily were ok, until i got an angry drunken phone call from one. Plz get help
>>24250541
I had a scare with alcohol poisoning but I'll go out either partying or like a Roman :D s'okay anon!
>>24250508
Congrants, man! I have a lot left to lose. Once I am littler I'm going to work on toning up and all that.
>>24250558
You'll go out with lead poisoning?
>>24245460
Before I became a christmas cake
>cuddles, alpha chad to show off, people want my vagina
>After I became fat hairy old woman
>pretend to be lesbian to save face, movies about dykes so it seems legit, crying in the bath of my stingy 1 bed apartment, thick black hair on legs
tl:dr you're fucked after 25
>>24250560
Oh god it's horrible. I dont wanna run or jog or do core exercises. I just wanna lift and stuff all day.
>>24250592
Slitting my wrists in a warm bathtub silly!
>>24250667
Well, slit mine too. Life is terrible and i'm lonely as fuck.
>>24245728
Narcissistic creepy tall skeleton fembot masterrace
Any girl under 5'9 should be gassed
>>24250713
Calm down giraffe
>>24250713
>no lanky fembot
>>24245728
If I had to pick one of those three? Narcissistic creepy tall skeleton.
>>24250818
short girls literally look like dumpy little oompa loompas
>>24250909
Do these lanky fembots like builtfat robots? Asking for a friend of course
>>24250957
Only the fat ones.
I look cute and young and guys can pick me up and spin me around :)
Don't hit your head babe :*
>>24241502
I have to say, this is top tier bait. It took me a few moments to realize that you know exactly who your bait audience is and subsequently what they want. The skill that must have been required to piece this post together is beyond my comprehension, and let me tell you I am not a humble man... 10/10
even in the robotic world male robots are still required to make the first move judging from this thread it seems;_;
>>24251651
Yeah, we're still dudes. I initiate just about every thread, but most times our convos only last like, for the night. Shit's exhausting, amigo
>>24241557
Only 1) 7) and 9) apply to me.
The other reasons given are false or simply put there to spite people.
>defining your social status by the appearance of your partner
lol what are you? a girl?
I feel so helpless and clueless.
I dream of running a business, but I am shy and I know nothing about the topic. It feels like the only way I can get the help I need to achieve what I want is to flirt or sleep with boys who know what they're doing regarding economics.
I am afraid of business meetings or having to deal with employees because I am not good with people. Sometimes I think about dating a guy who could do these things for me, but relying on someone else in that way just seems like a really shitty thing to do, you know?
I'm afraid that on my own I'll never amount to anything.
>>24241692
be my gf senpai
I don't want to sleep with boys to achieve my goals, but it feels like I have no choice.
My uterus has been rumbling and bleeding for days and it makes me feel like I constantly have to take a dump.
Menanons will never know that feel when your uterus is throbbing and you are suddenly aware of your internal organs. It's like having some type of animal inside me, wriggling and grumbling. I should probably go to the hospital.
>tfw nobody likes you and all the people you like are in committed relationships
>>24252219
Meet new people. You're a female, finding admirers is not hard at all.
>>24252216
Bitch please thats the feeling I get whenever I drink coffee.
>>24252219
Its life. I suggest a waifu.
>>24252246
Why is coffee making your uterus rumble?
>>24252282
Caffeine just hates people that much.
>>24241692
I watch asmr, does that count as porn? besides porn doesn't hurt anyone so who cares about that shit. Does it make you feel unwanted or something?
do you have a skype let's chat.
>>24252282
Im a dude.
But it makes my whole insides rumble and hurt. Fuck coffee.
>>24252339
I had to quit caffeine because of that shit. Quitting pop made me lose weight though
>>24252339
Feeling your uterus rumble is totally different from feeling your stomach rumble, though. I don't know how to describe the feeling in a way other than saying that it's kind of like having a drugged ferret twitching inside me.
>>24252372
Me too, Ive lost 70 pounds from cutting back of junk food and soda. I buy mexican sodas once a week now though as a treat.
>>24252388
Coffee stomach is like your entire digestive tract fighting you. Like having an angry python trying to escape from your guts.
>wish I was dead
>come here
>wish I was dead harder
every day
>>24252634
Then stop coming here, yah dingus. Its for your health, jeez louise.
>>24252656
I have no where else
like many people here, I have no friends. and my mom is tired of me.
>>24252706
Well me too. I often ask myself "how do i make a friend? How do i keep a friend? And why dont i have any friends?". I have no answers
>>24252755
this is why we're trapped here.
this is why we're here forever.
>>24252634
I moved halfway across the country to get over that. It has worked adequately.
I could try and be your friend. Im a shut in aside from work and I really dont talk to anyone.
>>24252771
where you live at senpai
us?
>>24252767
I gotta get out man. I've never even held a girl's hand. I'm not even terrible looking, just autistic and rough around the edges. I know there's someone out there for me
>>24252803
Yeah. I moved to Maryland recently.
I don't really like going out so location doesn't matter much.
>>24247117
>tfw no fembots from new york city
>>24252859
Welcome to Maryland, you'll like it here.
Any Fembots live in Dublin? I'm 6'1, have a decent office job, and have 6 inch dick.
>>24252836
>rough around the edges
I always think I'm fun in like a sitcom character kind of way.
Like the heroin addict girl on orange is the new black.
Like, oh that's terrible but it's okay cuz she doesn't mean it.
but then I realize, no, everyone thinks I mean everything I say.
Even though I say shit like "Man it would be hilarious if we all got murderaped now dude."
normies don't get it
>>24252859
i can respect that
illinois here anyway
>>24252919
It's pretty much the same as where I left.
Are you also from Maryland? I live in Frederick. Is that a shit part of the state?
>>24252969
I think I might already know you. Have you had white hair recently?
We might have a similar enough sense of humor to get along.
>>24253023
I've actually never dyed my hair
b-but that's my kind of humor
>>24252973
Eh, it sort of is. I live more south, it has friendlier people in this area.
>>24253040
That's a relief.
Do you have a skype or anything?
>>24252969
Oh i'm not fun at all. I've got the hobbies and stuff, but no one cares about them. I cant carry conversations well, and if i do make people laugh, its usually at me, not with me. Someday though i'm gonna find someone who doesnt mind it. We'll conversate through texts or sticky notes or something where i dont mess up words so bad.
>>24253062
The people here do seem kinda cold. I've been called a spic a few times in the last months even though I'm mostly white colored.
>tfw no friends
>tfw never know what to say when I talk to people
>tfw so desperate to forget my loneliness that I resubbed to WoW
>tfw racist but fantasize about getting dicked by a nigger
>>24253137
I'm a light-skinned Hispanic too. Maybe it's because it's more diverse here. People tend to treat me fairly, sorry to hear about your situation.
>>24253205
I prefer to stay in anyways so it's not a big deal.
>>24253184
why do you think you dream of the BBC?
>>24253317
I have no idea. It's a fairly recent fantasy, though. Or, at least, I haven't been aware of it long.
>>24253184
>tfw just resubbed two days ago as well
We're on a slippery slope. You US?
>>24253102
>>24253040
Thats a shame. I thought we'd get along.
>>24253417
Yeah. I've played since vanilla, dropped a few months back because my PC broke, and never resubbed until the other day because there was nothing to do. Trying to do the rep grinds for Draenor flying now.Might hop on Moon Guard and try to get some orc dick later though.
>>24253456
Well, the first person you replied to there is a dude. A very lonely dude
>>24253493
I hit the wrong post. I don't particularly care if you're a dude as long as you don't do drugs and won't cry at me all the time
>>24253469
Yeah I was vanilla to wrath. Quit right before Cat came out because of life stuff, and just now a friend talked me back into the game, plus demon hunters look like tons of fun.tfw most of my characters are gonna end up as female blood elves because everyone plays horde and I don't care for most horde races.
>>24253550
Nah, just having one of those nights. Dont get em too much. And i'm straight edge as fuck, seeing people around me abuse drugs fucked my shit up, tbqh
>>24253577
You seem alright
Got a skype? I only use the text chat
>>24253555
I don't mind most of the Horde races. Pretty much all my characters are guys, though. Two Goblins, a panda (just to try them), a Troll, an Orc, and an Undead. Plus a couple girl characters I don't play much because I'm not into their classes. I'm really more interested in the transmog changes, though. Any time an item is bound to you, its appearance will be saved in a tab so you can use it on any other character once they're the right level.
>>24253614
Nope, dont have skype. I got email though, if you're interested i can post it
>>24253655
Emails a hassle and I've never stayed in contact with someone via email for more than a week.
>>24234040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jlwZjQnOlY
Why do women insist on posting here? For some reason the fembots threads and lesbots threads keep cropping up and every fucking thread it's the same shit. They always have a job and friends and what not, but they still claim to be a robot. Why do they even feel the need to come here if it is obvious they don't belong? It's not like they don't have other places they can go
Just look at the op, they're complaining about communicating with their friends. Boo hoo bitch, go fuck a chad or something.
>>24253632
They're okay, which is why I don't mind playing horde, but I just really dig the elves. 2handers and casting are my jam, though whenever I make a prot warrior it's tauren male all the way. Alliance I was all over the place.Your fantasies don't mesh with me though since I'm a pale white skellington.
>>24253831
Back when I played Alliance, I mostly played elves. I guess my tastes have just changed. I think my favourite right now is male Goblin, animation-wise. Thinking I might go Marksmanship on my hunter for next expansion, since he's a Goblin.I don't even know why this surfaced. i was in a thread and it got spammed with Blacked stuff so I downloaded some videos and I can't stop thinking about it now.
>>24253871
Only ever did druid and hunter on em, though dwarves took over hunter because I preferred guns. Cats were overused on my server so I had a strong distaste for them in general.Probably because of the whole taboo nature, especially since you said you were racist. I had a yellow fever phase when I was a bit younger personally so it's hard to pass judgement, but I came home in time.
>>24254103
Guns are way cooler than bows for hunters, yeah.I hope it's just that because this has me really confused.
>>24254358
I always tried to play at least moderately thematically too. Usually mining and engineering on hunters, mine/bs on wars, tailor/ench mages, etc. etc. You get the point.I mean, fetishes are almost always weird but usually learned. Don't feed it and it might go away after a while.
>>24254610
I do the same. I prefer axes on orcs, stuff like that.Usually when I get really into something for a while, I just "use" it a lot until I get bored and start getting more into something else. Might try that.
I want to play Final fantasy online. I wonder if it runs well on ps4. I don't care for buying a $2k computer.
>>24254652
Yeah def. Guns on dorfs, bows on elves, always a human paladin, gnome rogue, the whole nine yards. Really makes it a bit more fun, and then doing the look too. My character now is a fire mage, gave her red hair, gonna use all red shit and transmog tier 5.That's never really worked for me personally. It always comes back after a time. Thankfully I've never gotten anything unforgivable tier that stuck.
>>24254915
I don't usually go as far as the hair thing, but I do try to keep my weapons and gear somewhat relevant to the race.Unfortunately, I have no self-control, so I think this is my best bet, unless sleeping it off works.
>>24253184
>tfw racist but fantasize about getting dicked by a nigger
>yfw liberal SJW girls are less likely to fuck a nigger than racists
>>24255044
I really don't think I'd actually fuck one. I don't like the idea of being beaten to death.
>>24255056
>another WoWfag lives
Just go for it :^)
>>24255090
NEVER, I AM ALREADY ENOUGH OF A DISAPPOINTMENT TO MY FAMILY.And there are almost no black guys around here anyway.
>>24255056
Just fuck a dog then. At least you cannot get stuck with a half-breed baby that way.
>>24255126
They finish too fast. I've seen the porn. I wouldn't have time to get off.
>>24255111
Then fuck me instead since I'm white :^)
>>24254970
I usually don't go that far, I just do what looks nice but my friend I'm playing with did a mage with blue hair and was going frost, so I figured why not. Plus the new red hair looks nice.Best of luck to you then if you really do wanna get rid of it. Drop some contact if you wanna talk more?
>>24255138
>"I won't fuck a dog because it finishes too fast"
>not because it's an animal
Why are women so disgusting?
>>24255169
If she wants to fuck a black guy then she is already into bestiality.
>>24255149
Or I could just sit in my apartment and masturbate.
>>24255167
I've tried to get my brother to level with me on occasion because I have some pretty funny names held on different realms, but he never wants to. I have, for example, the names "Imgayandten" and "Imtenandgay".I check this one every few days usually [email protected]
>>24255169
It's not much worse than fucking an ape they taught to vote.
>>24255169
>guy asks woman if she would fuck a dog
>she says I'd rather not
>"eww how gross"
DON'T ASK IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO JUDGE FOR SUGGESTING
YOU ARE WORSE THAN HER YOU AUTISTIC SHIT
>>24255197
I didn't ask and she her aversion was because she wouldn't cum, not because she thought there was anything wrong with it.
>>24255188
I usually don't do silly names much, outright absurdities like that anyway unless I get a really good one. I did a Paladin once with a friend who rolled a Priest, she was Positively and I was Negatively and we'd play the names up a bit in random dungeons and whatnot. It was a bunch of fun.I'll shoot you an email in a minute, wrapping up some things and SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING fucking my sleep schedule with yet another death knight.
>>24255307
I've got some goofy names on a few other charactersrogue named Stealydan, but most of mine end up being Fire Emblem references.
>>24233427
This is not a fembot, it's a trannybot.
>>24255330
Not gonna lie I named a str/fai character on Dark SoulsPally Danonce and fucked bitches in the forest all day. It was intensely satisfying. I have a small list of moderately original names I used based on race and gender mostly, though over time they fell into their own kind of themes like "I used this name for my fury warrior, so I'll also use it for my d2 frenzy barbarian" and so on.Email sent.
Seriously, fuck you fembots.
Not for pretending to be robots.
Not for your attentionwhoring.
You lying cunts are all normies using as am emotional tampon.
Hope you all get raped and tortured in chambers for decades
