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>tfw you're tired of listening to what your girlfriends have to say
>tfw you have enough problems of your own
>tfw you never leave the house after dark b/c there's no need
>tfw you never know what to say when you talk to a hot guy outside b/c you don't have the experience
Wow. Sounds horrible.
Kill yourself bitch
Saged
>>24233465
It is.
>>24233495
No thanks. I like to live.
>>24233427
>tfw today is my birthday and no qt boys have wished me happy birthday and I've been in my room all day
;_;
> tfw your life is so easy a sage is one of your biggest problems.
Sage
>tfw no qt white haired sadboy bf with identity issues but a loving family and rare supernatural powers he never asked for that becomes a martyr
>never getting to date kaneki
>>24234040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACF5kZUmY2Y
>>24234112
>wanting to date a centipede
gross
>>24234131
That's a pretty song, thanks anon
>>24234202
a one-eyed centipede
>tfw lost interest in hobbies, music, and tv
>tfw went out with friends tonight but couldn't do it and left within an hour
>tfw hate my job and have no future
>tfw can't think of a reason to live
I don't want to kill myself, but I don't know how much longer I can go on. Something inside me has given up.
>>24234255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KBoe0yAyUG
>>24234417
Awe, thanks anon <3
>>24234417
F4m can you at least keep your mic away from your computer
>>24234626
What did you do all day?
>>24234689
No
>>24234040
I'm cute...ish.
Happy birthday, anon
>>24234822
Nothing very exciting, I spent most of my day on here. What did u do today anon
>>24234855
Thank you!
>>24233427
>having friends to talk to
>having people feel comfortable enough around you to tell you their problems
>ever leaving home except for work/school or groceries
>feeling okay with yourself enough to talk to people irl, much less the opposite sex
Sorry, I wouldn't know any of those feels.
>>24234991
Nothing exciting. What threads/boards?
>>24233427
>tfw men are more obsessed with you finding someone than you are
>"When are you gonna have kids, Anon?"
>You should find a boyfriend, Anon.
>tfw men think single means you're available for anything THEY want
>"You don't have a boyfriend and I want to have sex, so why not?"
>guys trying to get me to admit I masturbate
>"Hey, I do it. Everybody does it...I bet you got a dildo under your bed, amirite?"
The last one really perplexes me, why should it matter to guys whether or not I masturbate just because there's no boyfriend around?
>>24234040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IsfxdMY6RZ
>>24235133
>"Hey, I do it. Everybody does it...I bet you got a dildo under your bed, amirite?"
>The last one really perplexes me, why should it matter to guys whether or not I masturbate just because there's no boyfriend around?
The funny part is that Chad wannabes will be into you using dildos because it's their vanilla-ass fetish unless they realize your dildos are bigger than they are, then they get triggered.
It happened to a femanon on /adv/ once, I wish I saved it.
>>24235300
Your voice sounds prettynice and soothing, Anon.
>>24235342
Thanks. I love posting vocaroos for people and try to do this for everyone's birthday that posts about it but I've been really slacking recently, though I did an amusing request or two the other day.
>>24235329
I did have a friend give me a dildo "the same size and shape" as his dick as a present when I told him I preferred masturbating to having sex. Guess I was supposed to change my mind about my sexual preferences for some reason. :^)
>>24234040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f8mXt4MusS :C
>finally back to writing smut for the first time in a while
feels good man
Execute all Roasties.
>>24234040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LRw3p0EGl6
>>24235888
MODS!!!!.. why you do this? Fucking disgusting
>>24235888
Is that what I think that is?
No feels because fembots don't exist
>>24237157
>fembots' existence goes against my worldview.
>they must not exist
>even though thousands of fembots have posted talking about real robot problems
>>24233427
>fembot
>girlfriends
>being a man-hating dyke
>>24237734
>thinking "girlfriends" means romantic relationships
How much social interaction do you get?
>>24235566
fuck off candy ass
>>24237541
your cunthole negates any of those robot problems unless you live in a 3rd world country
only women from 3rd world countries can be robots because they don't have the white roastie privilege that girls like you have
>>24237541
>just because a lot of people say so it must be true
>even if it goes against the very definition of being a robot
go away, I don't like you
>>24237541
>even though thousands of fembots have posted talking about real robot problems
>WAAAH CHAD DOESNT TALK TO ME ANYMORE AFTER HE FUCKED ME
>real robot problems
fuck off roastie
>>24238182
what if I'm a non-white grill living in a first world country?
>>24238743
Not the anon you replied to but that makes you just as bad, even if you're super ugly you can still get fetishized
>>24238897
b-but only if you're a "bad bitch," a nerd/weeb, or someone into raceplay
DAYUM
BEING GURL SO HARD
CHAD WON'T RETURN MY CALLS
ALMOST ONE WEEK WITHOUT SEX OR PARTIES
SO SAD
HARD LIFE
>>24238389
>implying fembots could ever fuck Chad
what a waste of a good reaction pic
>>24239309
I WOULD FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ARSE AND CUM ON YOUR FEET.
>tfw flashing my vagina at young boys in the mall/supermarket
>tfw masturbating to the shocked looks on their faces
>>24240302
Every girl which is slightly attractive cam fuck Chad, and Chad doesn't mind fucking some average and awkward girls now and then, that's the whole point, the only ones who can't get Chad's dick are very ugly and fat ones
>>24233427
Shut your cunt trap you stupid fucking female. Your life is exponentially better than every male's by default just for having a vagina. You could have everything in life handed to you, stupid whore. Get off chan and go live a normal life you shit posting kuk
>>24233988
>Wants to live.
NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Fembots maybe look for someone in your area who visits 4 chan.
I seriously wonder how females will compete with waifudolls and traps in the coming years.
Since feminism has turned all straight men away from women, who will they fuck?
>>24240472
>Shut your trap you stupid fucking male. Your life is exponentially better than every female's by default just for having a penis. You could have everything in life handed to you, stupid faggot. Get off chan and go live a normal life you shit posting kuk
>when your best friend is fucking your boyfriend and you can't do anything about it because you're such a social retard and you're in your mid 20's so it's not like you can be choosy
I live away from home so breaking up isn't an option. I'm pretty much dependent on them for everything at the moment. He's the only reason why I can get a job. I'm too stupid for interviews and any skilled labor.
>>24238182
3rd worlder here
Our women are just as shitty and even worse since they are also ugly.
>>24240660
Female are natural kuckolds
Just masturbate to the thought of your boyfriend fucking her and move on, maybe ask to watch them and join the action
>>24238182
>>24240675
Another 3rd worlder here
Female hypergamy is universal
American culture contaminated most of the world by now
Poor girls are gold diggers
Rich girls want high status celebrities
Both like thugs
Fuck women
>>24240660
This is really hot. I hope he makes you feel like shit but still fucks you.
>>24234040
Have you tried not being fat ?
>>24234411
>has job
>has friends
>thinks she's a robot
>when you're doing errands and your friend is bored so you let him play with your phone for 20 minutes then you remembered you have nudes
Is there anyway to know when an image was last accessed? I'm really paranoid that he saw me naked or secretly sent the pics to himself.
>>24240986
Send nudes
>tfw you want to travel but have no friends to go anywhere with
>tfw you realize it's kind of scary to travel to out of state places and events alone as a grill
>>24241134
Yeah. I want to travel, but I'm scared of every bad thing that could happen. I get scared when doing anything outside of doing errands or getting food someplace.
>waaah i have friends who trust me
Off yourself.
>>24241134
>stronk womyn don't need no man
>I can't leave the house without a man
Females have no feelings. All they're after is social status and money, and the feelings they think they have are just their own twisted consciousness telling them they aren't achieving their goal. Men allowed women to get this far by giving them rights, but how long will it be before men realize what they have done? It's already becoming too late. Women should remember their place, which is to serve men unconditionally.
>you're not an attractive stacey so men don't want to invest their time and effort into you even though you'd make a loyal and nice gf
>being ugly is literally the worst thing ever please kill me
>>24241259
>reject decent men who aren't Chads
>spend time being miserable by trying to get the attention of men who have better options
#justroastiethings
>like anime , comics, and card games
>only one in group of nerds that doesn't like pleb shit
It's so fucking weird talking to anime fans that don't even know what Kill la Kill and Madoka is. Like what the fuck anime you watching? Just Attack on Titan?
>>24241334
You aren't any better than them, roastie. Kill la Kill and Madoka are entry level normie shit.
>>24241334
>look down on people based on what media they consume
>wonder why it's hard to relate to people
The problem is you.
>>24241370
Yes. They're gateway shit. I'm mentioning them because they call themselves anime fans, but don't even know any gateway shit. Just Toonami and old anime
>>24241318
i never reject anyone
>>24241259
>tripshit who gets tons of male attention every thread simply by being a vagina
>HURR DURR MEN DON'T WANT MEEE =(
>doing this only to get even more validation from the thirsty retards
I fucking hate women
>>24241410
You deserve it for associating yourself with people who call themselves "anime fans". But I'm sure you want something from them, be it attention or other things, which is why you keep hanging out with them still. Typical roastie tactics.
>>24241370
>>24241375
how did you fell for that?
fucking how?
>>24241471
I don't care even if it's bait. I'm here to remind women who's got the power.
>>24241436
no one ever emails me privately, and if they do, its to talk about their staceys (or they're fucking psychotic)
>>24241471
>Get your lol on at: 4chan.org
kekkekekekekekek
>>24241502
here's why
At what point in a relationship is it inappropriate for a guy to still be watching porn?
My boyfriend has a bunch of hentai flash animations and games saved.
>>24241560
When you stop ogling chads, celebrities included
>>24241560
You're probably unattractive, so he prefers 2D women over you and only uses you as a last resort.
>>24241557
i am not fat, but my body is gross
>>24241560
You're not pleasing his dick enough
1.Dress like his favorite anime character
2.Be in good shape
>>24241560
Never. You need to respect his boundaries.
>>24241595
Tranny confirmed
>>24241648
no i have a vagina not a penis
>>24241557
I'm skinny, but I always hate it when I'm on a date with a guy and I'm still eating tons of food way after my guy finished his food. I have such a big appetite.
>>24241560
>mfw you don't understand male sexuality at all
He's never going to stop looking at porn. And if he says he's gotten rid of it, it means he's hiding it from you. Just accept that he has porn just like you have a Chad obsession in books/movies/tv.
You can also watch it with him. But no man is ever going to be 100% sexually satisfied and focused on you. It doesn't mean that he won't be loyal, but men are programmed to seek out variety in sex, even if it's in fantasy.
His porn collection isn't a personal insult or a fault in his character.
>>24241664
I, like most other women, don't have a Chad obsession. We don't ogle other men when we are in a relationship.
The rest is right though, men are sick pigs who can't give up their porn. I've known ONE man in my entire life who wasn't obsessed with that brain-washing rubbish
What are the requirements to be a fembot or at least a femanon?
>>24241692
You can't assume that most women don't have a Chad obsession. You could say that most women you know don't have it, not most other women.
>>24241692
>I've known ONE man in my entire life who wasn't obsessed with that brain-washing rubbish
he was lying lol
>>24241692
>releasing sexual tension without raping, spreading stds, ruining relationships, or creating unwanted pregnancy
>men are sick pigs
>>24241692
>I've known ONE man in my entire life who wasn't obsessed with that brain-washing rubbish
Stop hanging out with fratboys and normies.
>>24241723
>draws or has some artistic talent (music, painting, 3D modeling, animation, singing, voice acting)
>online friends
>gets long more with people online than real life friends
>when hanging out with her real life friends, she imagines herself having a good time with them instead of having a good time with them OR she imagines she's out with her online friends instead
>masturbates about 3-5 times a day
>black sheep or scapegoat of the family
>daddy issues
>prefers to hang out with mom
>over the age of 21 and still hasn't had a real job
>more guy friends than female friends
>makes money off of art commissions
>hairier than most of her guy friends
>can actually be cute, but just chooses not to try all of the time
>not good with make up
>emotionally inappropriate
>shy, but short tempered and passive aggressive
>bitchy online, but awkward and pushover in real life
>>24241740
N-no I'm pretty sure he wasn't lying...
>>24241692
>We don't ogle other men when we are in a relationship.
I am tall and handsome, ottermode, but still khv because I have no game
I've seen a girl my brother is fucking eye fuck me, she would stare at me every time he wasn't looking
There's also a manlet friend of mine with an ugly girlfriend, also looks at me all the time
I know by personal experience women oogle other men while in a relationship
>>24241822
Well, if he doesnt watch it, he thinks about it. It's more about the gratification of release moreso the love of the woman. It shouldnt interfere with a relationship at all, unless the dude literally cant stop thinking about it
>>24241822
you also were pretty sure the guy you let fuck you in the asshole wouldn't cheat on you were you
>>24241806
>>when hanging out with her real life friends, she imagines herself having a good time with them instead of having a good time with them
Hit straight home
>>24241788
Yeah, bro, looks like even watching porn nowadays is enough to trigger these entitled bitches
>>24241850
I don't think he masturbates on a regular basis.
>>24241852
No, I always knew he would. Men are pigs
>>24241843
Women are in fact just as bad as men about stare rape. I dont even mind it, as a dude it's a confidence booster. It's not like oogling is the same as fugging anyways
>>24241863
Well, that also sounds pretty healthy, i dont fap regularly either. I'll go weeks, sometimes months without it, and then my libido goes into maximum overdrive for about a week. It goes in cycles for some guys
>>24241863
Why not try dating women, mystery?
If men has got you so fucking jaded, I mean.
>>24241918
She did. She hates women too.
>>24241918
Good, trustworthy women are hard to fine. With thirdwave feminism killing off most secondwavers, most women now a days are nothing but whores and succubi who have tied their allegiances to male-bodied people.
>>24241854
Sounds like you need some wisdom, roastie
>>24241890
Women can also be worse about it since there's hardly any consequence to them. They're not used to being in trouble for liking a guy so they can do whatever without a care.
>>24241946
You sound pretty bitter. Are you sure you even want someone? Why not just thrive off being a lonely curmudgeon?
>>24240986
it's your own damn fault you stupid fucking slut.
>>24241946
You just sound like you need a good hard dicking.
>>24241946
Would you date a cute trap then? Seems like it's the best of both worlds.
It's a girl with a cock, how could you go wrong with that?
>>24241806
Nice perfect description of my ex-girlfriend.
>>24241967
I'm pretty bitter.
>>24241989
I hate trannies.
>>24241964
This.
Girls fondle male strippers like they're entitled to it.
Gay men keep their hands in their pockets because they have been taught respect.
>>24242018
So what do you want?
A male bodied human who you can rule over and toy with?
A "y-yes maam, sorry maan, please dont hit me again" type of man?
Things that suck about having boobs:
>back problems
>working out is embarrassing and uncomfortable
>people stare when you bend over
>everything you wear makes you look like a slut
>hugging family , friends, or workers is awkward
>short guys try to cope a feel by shoving their face in your chest when you hug them
>your breasts brush against people's elbows in crowds (especially annoying when your breasts are feeling tender)
>bras are expensive
>not every top is designed for large breasts and those that are , are usually designed for overweight people
>trouble moving through tight spaces
>even doing innocent things can look like a fanservice pose
>you get taken less seriously
>insecure guys think you're up to something when you talk to them
>at parties, insecure guys will pretend to be drunk and accidentally touch you
>boyfriend/guy friends want to use you as a pillow
>if you're out in public and you're wearing a low cut shirt, people on the 2nd floor will be looking down your cleavage
>teachers/professors assume you're hiding contraband in your cleavage/bra
>>24241962
Based Lao Tzu
"The more that laws and regulations are given prominence, the more thieves and robbers there will be." - Lao Tzu
"Those who know do not say. Those who say do not know." - Lao Tzu
"Try to change it and you will ruin it. Try to hold it and you will lose it." - Lao Tzu
>>24242123
Well, at least chad looks at you
>>24241806
I don't have IRL or online friends because having to put aside time to compose emails/sign into IM/etc and think of things to say is too difficult for me
>>24242096
I want a cute and submissive boyfriend
>>24242123
>boyfriend wants to use you as a pillow
>Is that a bad thing? I hear all the time about people of both genders wanting their other to lay their head on them.
>>24242096
A nice man who isn't brainwashed by porn-induced media
>>24242196
Then how would you keep friends? Unless you got together with those obnoxious people who never shut up, and just like to hear themselves talk
>>24242220
One of those on r9k? Seems unlikely
>>24242217
It's the expectation that he's always allowed to is what's annoying. Sometimes breasts get tender. It also gets uncomfortable when a guy does it for a long time. I have a guy friend that loves doing it when we're watching TV or something, but he does it without asking .
>>24242220
what city do you live in, mystery?
>>24242220
What if you started dating someone, everything seemed good, and then you found out he had been moderately obsessed with you and had been trying to position himself to be able to be with you for quite a while before you even knew him?Hypothetically speaking of course.
>>24242271
I dont like laying on girls at all. It just doesnt feel right having a burly dude like me snuggling up to a girl, would rather them snuggle up to me.
>>24242271
>let' guy friend basically grope you
Why do women have no agency? You'd rather post on this thread and bitch instead of telling that creep to fuck off and ending the friendship.
>>24242277
the city oflots and lots of rednecks
>>24242299
i'd be flattered desu senpai
you trying to say something?
>>24242271
I'd rather guys spontaneously rest on my chest and have to tell them off sometimes than never have them rest on my chest at all.
>>24241661
Is it really gross or is it one of those self degrading comments people do either for attention or so they don't feel let down if someone makes fun of them?
I understand the fembot mentality but I think it really is not the same as a robot due to a lot of things. The most apparent one is clearly that robots have had lots of time to push the robot agenda on the entire board; aka all girls are roasties craving chads dicks and the only path to happiness for them is to spread their legs, and any statement made that goes against this is met with very vehement reiterations of the above scenario, as though it was the end all be all law of the world that has been scientifically tested and proven, when it definitely is just the result of loneliness and rejection turning into anger and resentment. Not to say its explicitly untrue because there are women like this and we have all seen the reddit screencaps and such thousands of times, I just don't believe it is representative of the entire female community.
I think having lots of people interested in you can be an issue of its own. Anyone with an above average awareness , which I'd guess most people here have, would know that the attention a girl gets in most places is just due to being a girl, and that's what pushes girls away from most attention they get. They probably desire something beyond attention for the set of genitals they were born with but in the end, if shes not Stacy, only desperate guys who only want a girl would ever talk to her with a relationship intent. I'd imagine this also has a lot of affects on the girl in question, probably making her feel like that's her only worth, and that the majority of guys are only interested in having sex because the most vocal ones express that. I can understand how a lack of emotional outlet can push someone to depression and misanthropy, and I think that's what causes a "fembot".
I don't really know though, I'm just an autist who likes watching people.
>>24242315
Just asking a perfectly innocent question obviously. That's all~
Not a girl, but I have this female friend that's taller than me and she likes to surprise me with embarrassing gestures. It's gotten to the point where I'm paranoid of being around her. She mostly likes to poke my sides when I'm not looking. She does it so much that I can sense when she's about to do it. One time I was playing hide and seek with her and some friends and we were hiding behind a large tree. She keeled down while putting her hand on my shoulder for balance while the seeker was looking for us. She said "shh. I think I hear something." When I asked her what she heard, she quickly lifted up my shirt and blew a raspberry on my belly and ran away. Other times she quickly peck a kiss at my cheek when I'm not paying attention.
Why do girls think this is an okay to do with a guy that isn't their boyfriend?
If you can replace the female pronouns with male pronouns and it still makes sense, it's not a "fembot" problem. It's just you wanting attention.
>>24242308
She has plenty of agency, he's just Chad #4 on back-up.
>>24242220
Yeah but why would a self respecting man want a feminist who refuses to act like a lady?
I mean, were not too far from the waifu-age, there are also lots of cute traps around now, who, to be honest, are better at being women than women are.
>>24233427
>tfw I want to make your suck my cock even knowing you have problems to deal with
>>24242423
excuse me shitlord i'm trying to be a girl on the internet here
>>24242401
If you don't step up, we'll never be together desu
>>24242438
I don't refuse to act like a lady
>fucking a trap
is gay btw
>>24242375
It's both self-degrading and true.
>>24242207
I can be your cute and submissive boyfriend.
>>24242416
You know what you must do
bloxxx
bloxxx
ITT: men pretending to be women
>>24242470
I can promise right now that most respectful men would rather have a "gay" relationship with a trap rather than a "GUUURL POWA" feminist who just got done riding the cock carousel and is now ready to find a nice kek who will provide for her.
If you want a man, be a woman. It's so easy even men are doing it.
Post dumb shit you used to do.
I used to sit on guys lap and make fun of them when they got an erection. I want to slap myself for doing that. Every now and then I cringe thinking about how everyone probably thought I was a dumb slut. I would sit on any guy friend's lap while hanging out with friends.
>>24233427
your mom is too low in content bot
>>24241962
The depressed part kinda sucks cause folks are more likely depressed because they're not happy and/or content with the present, which just happens to be like this for a prolonged time, that is past.
To live in the time would associate more with regret, guilt or pity I'd say. And for example Im but a sad, lost and lonely man that longs for peace, love and fulfillment.
>>24242568
Kek, girls used to do this to me in middle/high school. They never felt my boner because of my tiny penor. Roasties will never get te best of me. ;^)
They find my perky chest
a fancy place to rest.
I find it hard to chase
them off before their face
will find it's place in my so mighty bosom.
>>24241560
never you autistic roastie
>>24242610
I like the word bosom, very eloquent.
It also nicely composes with the adjective ample.
Therefore everyone likes ample bosoms.
Praise be to lovely shapes.
>>24242723
It is a good word, it carries a lot of meaning with it other than just saying tits or something. I prefer flat but there is nothing wrong with an ample bosom.
When I take a shit, it's smelly and has this warm radiation that reaches from the toilet and into the hallway and a good portion of the house. When my boyfriend takes a shit, you won't even notice the smelly unless you're in the bathroom.
How come when I take a shit, it's super smelly and warm? We eat pretty much the same thing. I drink nothing but water.
>>24242470
I wanted to secure a few things first, but last time I saw you posting you were talking about a guy you were falling for hard. Discouraged me but I'm not gonna give up so easily.
>>24242416
First I need pictures of her butt before telling you what to do
>>24242960
People just have different kind of shit because different metabolisms and body and whatever.
>>24242942
A flat chest can be just as ample I believe.
>>24242960
I think women poo just does that. I grew up with sisters, and they would make me leave the house at times
>>24242723
They find my perky chest
a fancy place to rest.
I think it hard to chase
them off before their face
will find it's place in my so ample bosom.
Boys
>>24242960
scat fetishists when
>>24233427
> does know what to say to guys
How about "Hey I have a vagina!" Guys a fucking easy, it's not rocket science.
>>24242416
She is not your gf but she wants to be.
>>24243040
The thing kinda sucks, Im not sure why, but I just do not like it. The mighty bosom, or in this case so ample bosom part just doesn't seem to fit, it even throws one away and ruins the thing.
>>24243109
How do I make you my gf?
>>24242591
>In great attempts its glorious even to fail
lol no
Reminds me of those cringe worthy X Factor videos
sometimes its better to fail small so the damage is also smaller
>>24242960
It's because of the accumulated cum
>>24243025
I suppose its ample for me, but that's hardly universal. All bosoms are lovely anyways. I just always end up with a girl with cowtits and I want to taste the forbidden fruit.
>>24243115
I see what you mean but I'm not going to fix it.
>tfw no cute gf to rape and make her feel like a nasty whore
>>24242416
I don't know, but when imagined, I find it truly cute.
I understand that it's kinda odd or impolite to be randomly pecked, smooched and what not when a distinsct bond is not present. But at the same time these seem like necessary, or at least it appears to be one of the many steps into creating such a bond.
Love is a high risk high reward gamble, in which one has to know how and when to throw in the bet, when to bluff and when to stop gambling.
hehe, this turned out even better then I tought I'd write it, or so I hope
>>24243099
I think that line would just be off-putting desu senpai
>>24243168
Sounds good I'd say, Very good, and lovely.
>>24243172
I understand, I do not know how to fix it myself either. But it was a good try.
>having sex with a guy with foreskin for the first
Holy fuck it was so much more fun and enjoyable. Why is automatic circumcision a thing? It didn't even look like an anteater vomiting cheese like everyone says it would look like.
>>24243168
dfc is a lie. It only works in 2d not in 3d.
>>24243145
Well, that's a good point I guess.
I don't know what to believe anymore anyway.
But it seemed nice and well to me so huh.
>>24243329
As long as i have nips to play with i really dont care about the size of boobs. Pink nips are best nips btw
>boyfriend opens to me about his first gay experience
>>24243321
It's a cultural thing for Jews and Muslims and somehow it became a minor snake oil hygiene fad among Puritan-y Americans in like 1900 and caught on.
No one does it except Americans, Jews, Muslims. Paul explicitly distanced Christianity from having to abide by the Abrahamic covenant.
>>24243380
Kek, well at least he's not still going on gay adventures with his guy friends, right?
>>24243403
He's not. He opened up to me about how him and a guy jerked each other off while watching porn and how his friend sucked him off.
>>24243203
sauce on pic
76987698769876
>>24243321
It is male genital mutilation, it was developed by jews to keep boys from masturbating, the jews disseminated the myth that circumcision prevents diseases and the muricans fell for it
>>24243429
Sounds like a guilty good time. My friends only spooned and groped. Thats as far as any of us ever went
>going to a pizza place with boyfriend
>he refers to pizza as 'za
>>24243380
I thought girls liked gay boys.
>>24243329
Please dont ruin DFC for me, and besides I don't think a total | chest would be good anyways, just something cute and perky. It'd be really cute if she was insecure about it and I could tease her too, that's part of the charm desu.
>>24243713
DFC is delicious FLAT chest though anon, not delicious SMALL AND PERKY chest.
>>24243572
that's rad though
>>24243698
No, thats just disgusting fujoshits.
>>24243572
I'm going to start calling it that now
>women with boyfriends come to complain about minute bullshit on a board for permavirgin males
...why?
>>24243840
Attention my man. We have all the time and attention to give, and they got the gash we wanna bash, hombre
This entire post is a train-wreck.
>>24243869
One of the worst posts I've seen on this godless website all day, please hang yourself
Hello males reading this thread.
Is it okay for girls to enjoy being kek'd?
>>24243939
>post
>not calling it a thread
>>24243964
>godless website
hello reddit
>>24241259
well, it's not hard to see why you want to kill yourself.
>>24243964
That post was actually dank, and completely right.
>>24243984
Prety normal I'd say. All girls are submissive to Chad, so they'll take any bullshit he puts on their plate with a smile on their face, including getting kek'd.
>>24244031
Okay cool, I let my husband kek me and it's pretty hot.
>>24241560
You should be able to watch porn whether you are in a relationship or not. It has no effect on the intimacy and emotional connection you share irl, it's just a way of getting off (unless he's obsessed with it).
But since your bf has hentai flash games saved, I would say that's a red flag.
>>24244016
this was already proven to not be her. stop posting it. it makes you look dumb.
>>24244031
> Using "dank" when not referring to a shitty meme
kill me
>>24244056
It really all just depends on the man's status. Your husband is obviously a very high status male, one that your instincts won't let you lose, so you've adapted to enjoy his kekoldry. Now that that's settled, please get out of this website forever.
>>24244057
>flash games
This is just a red flag in general, doesn't matter the genre. I wouldn't care if a boyfriend or husband downloaded H games, I would be very concerned that they are downloading flash games though.
>>24241806
>yes
>not really
>yes
>sometimes
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>no
>god yes
>yes
>sometimes
>i'm not very passive aggressive, i conceal it
>i'm not bitchy or a pushover, just awkward all around
>>24244090
To be fair, Swords and Souls is pretty goddamn dope.
>>24243840
>men invading a thread for women to post about their boobie preferences
men are such disgusting hypergamous sluts
>>24244057
>>24244090
Can someone explain this to me? How is a flash game that much different than an H game? They all just fall under the interactive porn category.
>>24244173
Are you a female who doesn't play games or something? I don't understand how you are missing the joke.
>>24244166
To be fair, most robots buy into the thought that most "women" posting here are just dudes, like them.
So this is basically a bait thread, where men post about girls. While girls are off doing something else entirely. Fucking chads, prob.
>>24244166
>make a bait thread specifically designed to bring in butthurt male posters on a board that's known to be 99% male
>why are you silly boys invading our safe space ;)
>>24244215
Crying because real fembots are ugly enough to never get male attention and love
>>24243984
Yes, girls are kuckolds by nature, nothing makes a roastie more horny than knowing you get your cock inside other roasties, its called "preselection", look it up
Roasties can't really think for themselves so even their sexual desires are defined by social pressure
>>24244248
>real fembots
they don't exist. you aren't one, nobody is one, because all females can get male attention, easily. holding out for a Chad you don't deserve while ignoring all the betafags =/= being lonely.
>>24244248
>"real fembots"
>mystery.jpg
I am amazed you treat 4chan as a secret club in 2015.
>>24244166
oh please, it was just a tangent not an invasion. It's a public board anyways.
I don't see how liking specific boobies makes you hypergamous sluts or disgusting though.
Anyone else hate it when your boyfriend has a friend with huge tits and even when she's hugging him in a friendly manner, her tits are still touching him?
I get that she can't help it, but it just annoys me knowing that my boyfriend is getting some sexual enjoyment from another women, even if it's unintentional
>>24244337
>having a preference AT ALL
>being a real robot
pick one
>>24244350
>roastie slut trying to define what a robot is
LMAO
could've made a whole sandwich with the time you spent on that post
>>24244204
No I'm a male with an avid interest in both.
Is it a bad idea to look for a bf on /r9k/?
I really want to avoid normies that do drugs and the whole meat market thing.
>>24244410
Not at all, where do i send my resume?
>>24244410
Yes, it is a bad idea. Try a dating website.
What do you mean by meat market?
>>24244345
yes, it's annoying.
it seems like she always has to wear low cut tops around him as well, she's so obvious
>>24244410
yes, they will cheat on you with 10 other femanons
>>24244410
it's not really a bad idea, but don't expect robots to be actual neets. There's a good number of guys here that are actually pretty normal or even Chads that just come here to vent or enjoy socializing with others without dealing with /b/ and /pol/ non-sense. A robot that's okay with Skyping is probably a high functioning robot (a guy that's average looking who has social anxiety and self-esteem issues, but isn't a social retard and probably has a job , lives on his own and is still redeemable)
>>24244453
>What do you mean by meat market?
Hookup culture
>>24244410
I met my internet gf on r9k desu.
>>24244350
I don't feel the need to define myself in such a way really. I'm lonely and bad at talking to people in real life and crave an intimate emotional bond with a girl, and there are lots of people here like that so I don't really feel anything about such an allegation, other than an autistic need to reply.
I don't really get why having preferences is a problem as long as you aren't so zealous about them that you ruin relationships due to partners not fulfilling them.
>>24244475
Nuh uh. I'll be clingy to the point of being obnoxious. Its why i'm single now
>tfw histrionic teenage girls won't leave r9k alone
>>24244345
yeah you're a cuk
>>24244410
Would you rule out someone who used drugs, but not socially?
>>24244475
well, girls never seem to respect the fact that you're commited.
they always try to get you to cheat and seduce you, just to let you know that they're the better woman.
I can see why so many guys fall into these traps.
If a man already has a gf, he becomes a lot hotter to other girls for some reason.
girls are savages
>>24244487
I'm more interested in high-functioning robots rather than neets since I recently left the abyss myself.
>>24244580
>I'm more interested in high-functioning robots rather than neets
Oh, so you don't want a robot. You want some normalfag chad slayer who happens to occasionally browse this board looking for fresh meat. Gotcha
>>24244580
So maybe a guy who recently got a job, and is saving towards moving out of his mom's house, even though he owns her house? Hypothetically speaking
I sometimes feel like chad doesn't want me, i don't know why. I mean, he doesn't want to fuck me after the 3d time, i think he is cheating on me.
>Fembot
>All of them have bf or had bfs in the past.
Explain me how are they "bots" again?
>>24242123
>everything you wear makes you look like a slut
umm...
>>24244573
fuck off
its the mans responsbility not to cheat with whores
>>24244703
They're not robots. They're simply attention whores who come here to have beta males fawn over them. And believe it or not, many of you pathetic faggots actually do. That's why they keep coming here. They don't care about the existing culture, they don't want to have intelligent discussions, they just want attention. And of course, they'll get it, because they're girls and we're men. And all we want is to get laid.
The rest of them are just bait.
>>24244700
Why is this slut in the red onepiece so hot?
>>24244703
>Explain me how are they "bots" again?
>Being this new
>>24244410
Piss off roastie we are too good for you
>>24244703
Because fembots get approached by desperate virgins. The fembot goes after them after obligation or desperation and has some love for them, but they'll always resent their boyfriend for not being Chad. They feel as if they are being wrongly punished for dating a Robot. Robots are good for a short 4-6 month relationship so you can get some experience, but they make bad long term boyfriends because they don't have the passion or confidence to become contributing members of society. Most robots just want to work a simple job, live alone with a single roommate, and never take any risks. Fembots want to be normal. They want to be able to go out, get a good job , get a good education, travel the world, live in a 2 story house, have a family, and a large circle of friends. Robots want the same things too, but they put themselves down so they never try or they feel like they don't deserve the normal life.
>>24244703
to top it off, mystery.jpg isn't even a virgin.
>>24244703
Because their bfs are not perfect
Because Chad won't fuck them
Because their tits are too big
Because they get too much male attention
The poor things
>>24244802
>no fault can be placed on a woman, ever.
No wonder you're so bitter and alone, mystery.
Try disregarding toxic feminism and maybe men would like you more.
>>24244815
At least on Facebook the fat and ugly bitches will get less attention, here they know they will have it all even though the only thing they have is the assumption of having a vagina
>>24244840
>she talks as if fembots actually exist
>she thinks it's "normal" to have a large circle of friends, to travel the world while keeping houses around the globe
Listen roastie, experiencing a fleeting moments of loneliness now and then does not make you a robot
>>24244703
If a girl took an unreasonable interest in you at an earlier point in your life, is it so far fetched that you would give in to it? Wouldn't the validation that you are desirable feel good?
I think that is why it is easy to have bfs, but in my opinion, people who claim to be fembots realize that boys in general are only interested in them due to girly parts, and that leads to being jaded and unfulfilled.
