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It's almost the weekend edition
>Friday off
>Bunch of beer in the fridge
>Someone actually started sending my half-arsed tinder account messages
Not a bad night all things considered.
imagine if you had work tomorrow
a whole day of slaving away before you get to the weekend
mine starts early... mine starts yesterday
>>24218537
I used to get Fridays off but I needed more hours
>>24218537
I like working Fridays, it gives me an excuse to people to not go out with them without looking like a loser
>>24218537
Just finished for the week mate, its even comfier when you think about all that money you've earnt and what you're going to buy with it
What are some good anime image sites? I know of the boorus, sanakaku, yande.re and zerochan~
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34799692
>'tricked' into having sex 10 times
>didn't realise it was a fake penis the first 9 times
>didn't think anything suspicious any of the 9 previous encounters
Something very "fishy" about this.
I want to get into music production, is it hard. I dont want to be popular or anything I just want to make music like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq_qSJWAmp8
>>24218537
>tfw actually enjoy wageslaving
Great feels.
>>24218622
Pixiv, obviously.
Other than that there isn't really anything particularly good outside of those few. If you use Pixiv, try the Pixiv++ addon/script, it's a really, really useful tool considering how paywalled a lot of Pixiv features are.
>>24218623
>8 (eight) years in prison
>Paedophiles in the house of lords get away with it, and still get to decide the laws that run our country
Pretty terrifying thought iibthwyarn (if i'm being totally honest with you all right now)
Got two gigs in the next 4 days, hows your weekend looking?
I've been talking to this girl for around 7 months and I'm going over to China just before Christmas to meet her. The only problem is, she's a tranny. It doesn't bother me but my parents are really homophobic and they'd pretty much disown me if they ever found out. Never thought I'd ever be in this situation kek
>>24218930
Who you going to see m8?
>>24218959
Kyle and Erasure
>>24218959
Fidlar on Saturday and Slaves on Monday, v excited
>>24218982
.......
Well, enjoy yourself m8...If you can.
>>24219022
The guy you replied to wasn't me m8
>>24218770
Hell if children can choose their gender they should be able to choose to have sex.
>>24218952
How the fuck did you meet a chinese tranny? Omegle?
>>24219101
Sorry m8, I was trolled good and proper.
I've never heard Slaves, but I've heard Fidlar and I wasn't impressed.
Had to go to the nurse today for a checkup because I take an anti-psychotic for OCD.
>blood pressure "it's too high I'll test you again after it might just because you just walked through the door"
>blood test
>blood pressure "now it's o-okay"
>weighing - 105kg (I am 186cm tall)
>"now for ECG"
None of the sticky things stuck on because I have a hairy chest, took forever, tried sticking it on non-hairy parts of my chest and they still came off.
"It's because you have very soft skin, do you moisturise?"
More like I haven't had a fucking shower in 8 weeks...
All skin oils must have reset and made me as slick as a greased pig. I made sure to drown myself in deodorant though.
The shitty computer wouldn't work and took ages to load the program, she was sat there with one of my feet nearly touching her breast and the other 6cm from her face, I hope my feet didn't stink for her sake, she managed to grin and bear it regardless.
I am working Saturday.
And by working i mean i am turning up for some early morning delivery and logging it as 4 hours work when in reality it may only be 2.
FUCK THE SYSTEM.
Nah but seriously tempted to find some kind of second job.
>>24219131
Nah she was an escort I fucked when I was over there and we kept in contact. I guess that makes me a kekold
I just heard a girl outside my window call some girl she hanged out with a kuckold, when did normies start embracing this meme?
>>24219224
Why can't we have words normalfags aren't gonna steal?
>>24219199
post a picture so I can judge you more fairly
sounding pretty gay at the moment
>>24218622
4chan is probably good
>>24219199
>Getting kucked by a non white male
This is too much
>>24219257
Because they have no original jokes.
>>24219257
>It's stealing
>>24219319
Lmao, you meme repeating faggots talking about originality, top kek
>>24219324
>I am a beta male who defends the maidens honour
How will you robots be spending this splendid evening?
I shall be watching some Hibike Euphonium and maybe doing a little Uni work~
>>24219279
UNO FARTO
>>24219418
:~)
soz senpai
>>24219445
>Uni
Nor
mie
Scum
>>24219445
Being depressed to the point of feeling like crying but being unable to because I just can't for some reason.
>>24219511
Talk to me anon! I'll see if I can help you out~
Anime is for cunts!~ I wish I'd realised it sooner!~
I was a completely faggot for watching that complete and utter shite!~
Submitted a complaint to human resources about a new freelance manager; guess it's time to start a new job search lads.
19 months wasn't a bad stretch for a robot.
>>24219504
I swear i typed m 8 (without a space)
Is there a fucking wordfilter here now?
m8
desu
>>24219510
Literal spastic
>>24219532
I've been talking to a girl for a few month now and we hang out and go to parties and such, but lately she's been really distant. I want to make it official between us, but I'm pretty sure she'd be scared off. I keep trying to make plans with her but her responses are generic and disinterested. And I know I should say something to her but she's the only girl who's ever shown interest in me (I'm 20 btw), and I feel like if I lost her I'd be right back to crippling loneliness. Besides that, I keep getting rejected from jobs ('found another candidate with more experience') and I'm struggling to pay the bills. I'm considering joining the military, but I don't know if a robot could make it in there.
>>24219599
Yeah for m 8 and t B h plus few others.
Oh and no pound symbol.
>>24218952
Do what your heart tells you mate. Life is really fucking dull and pointless if you don't.
>>24218983
Bet you feel like the coolest guy in the sixth form
Why do I keep telling lies?~
>>24219673
Aha, I see~ So you're caught in a relationship purgatory. I have no experience with 3DPD, but for now I'd wait it out for a little while. She might be trying to sort out how she feels. Give it a couple of weeks and if nothing happens I think you should be upfront about it~
When it comes to jobs there's nothing you can do but keep trying~ I know that's horribly generic advice but it's what it comes down to. The army is always an option but I think you have to be quite in shape to be accepted~ If there's nothing else you can do currently you might as well give it a shot!
>>24219702
Just to clarify when I'm talking about lies, I'm not talking about how I said that anime is for major cocksuckers~. which I strongly stand by~
Haven't had a proper meal since Sunday lads. Might be why I've felt so shit all week.
>>24219761
Feel like I've been waiting for a long time, but yeah I'll see if she's interested in a couple weeks.
In regard to the military I'd say I'm fairly fit, so I don't think that'd be an issue for getting into the military; it's more the social aspect.
>>24219445
See >>24219511
CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT
>>24218537
Dat feel when my boss guilt tripped me into working the weekend. Not off until next Tuesday. Feels shit man.
>>24219842
Well I'm not too sure what the army is like, so this is based on stereotypes and assumptions~ But I imagine discipline would be good for a robot. I find that having a routine really helps combat depression and other mental problems I experience~ The only issue (at least for me) would be the amount of chads and normies.
>>24219842
>it's more the social aspect.
It's full of low class mouth breathers. Learn as much as you can about football and blame non-whites for all of your problems (probably already have this nailed down) you'll end up their best pal.
>>24219920
The discipline aspect really appeals to me actually. The idea of having brothers-in-arms who would take a bullet for you, and vice versa, is quite a touching concept if it's true. I'm not too bothered about chads and normies, I interact with them a lot on a daily basis unfortunately. Just worried that my CO would think I wasn't socially competent enough to serve with the others.
>>24219969
Well if it was that easy I'd be straight down to the recruitment office.
What's the deal with the gyro brits?
>>24220037
>Just worried that my CO would think I wasn't socially competent enough to serve with the others.
I imagine as long as you're in shape and have no official mental illnesses they would take just about anyone~
Lads. I'm in the market for a new keyboard. I want to the clickiest Cherry MX switches, are these the blue ones?
>>24220061
It's a delicious Greek dish, very similar to a kebab
>>24220065
Yeah, it's definitely an option I'm keeping in my mind. Maybe consider it more if my lass decides she's had enough of me, it'll probably either drive me to that or drink again.
>>24219169
you're vile
> i was born here, so i should get a decent house here, and a decent lifestyle
Why does a subset of the uneducated, unskilled british population believe this?
They don't have a skill or trade, they're just as much a drain on society as a polak or a "syrian". They've even got kids, who'll grow up to perpetuate this odd ideology.
Brit is gay
>>24220103
Yup. At least it gives your life some solid direction. I hope everything goes well for you anon! But try not to drink too much if it does come to that~
>>24220144
Thanks tilde-anon, I appreciate that. Drinking is a last resort for me really.
I met a girl on Tinder today who lives in my town and actually seems interested in me. She even asked for my whatsapp (didn't have whatsapp, had to download it). It's actually going well so far. Do you think I've finally cracked it, lads? Have I broken into the normie realm unwittingly? Should I stay there?
Wbu family? How are your attempts at getting a gf going?
>>24220215
I got close to a girl, she came over to my room and we watched movies and she fell asleep on me. I felt really happy for once but for some reason all my feelings for her disappeared after 2 weeks and I didn't feel like messaging anymore. Why is the human brain such a fucking cunt
shoutout to my wagekek allies that can barely stay awake after a long day working
>>24220240
Wew lad, that's pretty rough. Please don't jinx me though or I will find you and kill you. Got a good feeling about this one.
>>24220303
Unless you're a labourer, or you've done a 10+ hour shift you've got nothing to complain about m9
>>24220215
>getting a gf
Jesus Christ you kuck, don't date a girl from tinder. The whole point of the app is easy to arrange casual sex/fuck buddies, none should be made a partner.
>>24220332
Work can be mentally exhausting too anon.
>>24220332
Not that guy but I left the house at 5.30am and got in at 7.30 admittedly every day isn't this long but it's like a weekly occurrence for me
>>24220122
Dubs u gay twats
Suck me
>>24220215
>I met a girl on Tinder today
It's thursday so she's already taken about 3 tinder cocks this week already.
Tinder is a red card.
>>24220332
Some of us have to use our mind, mongoloid.
>tfw /rickygervaisshow/
>tfw on christdeberg rockbuster clue
Loving it desu lads. Wish I could give Karl a big hug for getting me through the dark days off my life.
>>24220345
I'm a virgin though, I don't even have the luxury of knowing what casual sex is like. Besides, we literally live about 10 minutes from each other. If that's not a basic foundation for a decent chance at a relationship, I don't know what is.
>>24220184
I just hope you're feeling better~
>>24220405
I fucked a virgin from tinder first night I met her. Didn't want to see her again after that because she catfished me a bit, the fat slag.
On the other hand I met my now girlfriend on tinder. It's really not bad
>>24220405
Considering where I live, it's pretty likely. Rest assured, the moment she posted a moment with her in bed with a 10/10 chad, I'm noping the fuck out of there
>>24220459
>It's really not bad
Do you know any girls in person who use tinder who you haven't fucked?
All the girls I know or work with who use Tinder all ride the cock carousel several times a week.
One of them was even boasting about how a Tinder guy was getting her tickets to something but she was already fucking another Tinder guy so it was "awkwarrrrrd"
>Watch POV
>Self inserting good enough
>Guy makes her lick his balls
>Then his ass
>Then sucks his nasty, hairy toes
>Obnoxiously groaning throughout
>'Good girl, the fuckers watching this will never experience that''
Why has porn gotten so kek? FOR FUCK SAKE
>>24220459
>Normie REEEEEEEEE ad infinitum
Who here watched the new peep show?
Jeremy is the biggest neet.
>>24220459
>I met my now girlfriend on tinder
Hahaha, you servilely underrated how easy it is for girls to fuck. She's gotten some serious cock mileage, someone has used her as their warm cock hole.
>>24220488
these tinder girls are basic as fuck tho
>>24220488
I get what you mean senpai but all girls aren't the same. All it takes is a chance conversation with a like minded female and you can really hit it off
tellin people you met on tinder, pathetic
>>24220594
>telling lies instead
>>24220577
Are you really so deluded that you think you're the first person to fuck an attractive-ish girl who has tinder? They are bombarded daily, eventually the high status guys pop up.
>>24220474
*posts
fuck off robot i'm correcting my spelling is this original enough? :^)
>>24220613
bet you have lots in common, like various times you've wanked men off
>>24220536
He's got fat, how?
>Wanking to the beat of music
The best
>>24220536
The ending was fucking stupidwhy would you wrap someone in a sleeping bag, throw him into a lift,chuck him outside with all his possessions then chuck beer on his head when you know you have to see him the next day, and every day for the foreseeable future
>>24220675
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
Sorry but that was a sick burn.
>>24220740
What's your favourite? Mine's power metal.
>>24220090
underrated post.
>unoriginal comment
wtf is this?
>>24220794
Folk or speed metal
>>24220794
I like the Berzerker
>1000 bpm
Rainy and windy tonight lads, 5 C tonight apparently.
got a couple of swollen lymph nodes in the armpit
also a new bump on my testes just near the connecting tube
worth going to the doctor about or shall I see if they're still there in a couple of weeks?
>>24221114
>also a new bump on my testes just near the connecting tube
Literal cancer material
got back from visiting my new house with my mum, was a nice place and bigger than expected
>>24221214
Lovely stuff mate, chuffed for you
>>24221152
not likely, I don't smoke or drink
>>24221214
You buying or renting lad?
>>24221231
thank you
>>24221242
bought, no mortgage
>tfw I have a online bf now.
What has 4chan done to me.
>>24220763
I'm surprised he didn't start yelling to let him out and he'd leave by himself. I'm sure at that point you'd think he would have got the message that these guys are complete nutters, and living with them isn't a good idea.
>>24221288
where is he from?
>>24221253
Ah, that's the dream, just gotta get some dosh together. Will be going with a ~100k mortgage though, targeting 15y if possible. Should be doable within 5 years.
>Sister's birthday tomorrow
>Going to a hotel bar that my father calls 'The Cattle Market' meaning you never leave without a woman.
>mfw hoping to get a busty 40 year old wealthy estranged wife to take me to her home and make sex with me while her husband is selling stocks in China.
>mfw she'll say I make her feel 20 eyars old again
>mfw she'll buy me shit
>mfw I'll probably just drink too much rum and piss into my internet router again and destroy it with no recollection of how I woke up and got there.
JUST
>>24221301
4chan its self, surprisingly.
>>24221408
I hope you'll both be happy with each other and be in love and spend your lives together.
>>24221408
how the fuck do you meet someone on 4chan
Thingken of getting the new Skoda Fabia, what do you reckon lads?
>>24221453
Better be a vrs
Octavia vrs would optimal
>>24221441
Dunno, he seem interested. Just happened I guess.
>>24221427
Thanks senpai, hes pretty cool.
what the fug do i do lads i stole this sick headset for my computer but i need to connect it to digital output port and i dont have one can i get an adapter or something?
>>24221533
are you both going to do lewd things?
What's your favourite type of britfeel poster lads?
http://strawpoll.me/5990008
>>24221520
Monte Carlo senpai
>>24221237
You are aware that anything and everything can cause cancer ?
>>24221538
Yes just buy (or probably steal in your case) an adapter you thick cunt
>>24221538
>stole
stopped reading right there stealing is a crime
>>24221407
Whats the bar actually called and where is it?
I want what you want too
>>24221545
I really hope so. It sounds fun.gonna do some crossdressing for him
>>24221586
i wouldn't steal something cheap lad i was looking for adapters and didnt know what the fuck to get
>>24221593
stealing is fun
>>24221618
kinda jealous to be honest
>>24221561
I like some NEET posters and wageposters. They tend to have fun stories
>>24221643
Hope you find someone too senpai.
Honestly this whole thing is really unexpected. Unexpected but good.
>>24221567
Why would you waste your money like that?
>>24221722
just remember, stay faithful to him, never do anything lewd with others
>>24221561
Not unifags.
>woe be me, the 200 word essay is due in 7 weeks
>>24221742
Thats alright, I consider myself a pretty loyal person.
>>24218537
I'd complain but I've got Monday off.
Why has the dates of posts changed to American dates
>>24221803
Good, never, ever hurt him.
>>24221865
It's 2015 mate, no relationship ever works out
>0 messages again
>>24222000
[message for a qt]
Poleaboo saw adverts for jobs on the windows of 2 fast food restaurants
They're paki owned, fully paki staffed, get a lot of white customers but specialise in burgers and that sort of thing
100% of him being able to obtain these jobs but he's hesitant to put himself forward, not sure why. Probably the painful experiences he's had with previous employment and the attitude would likely be casual for his liking
Also, once ordered something from one of the places but then left the shop just before the food was ready because he realised the offer only applied to certain times of the day. worried he might be recognised.
>>24222049
>once ordered something from one of the places but then left the shop just before the food was ready because he realised the offer only applied to certain times of the day. worried he might be recognised.
>>24222017
What, what does it say?!
>>24222136You're amazing anon.
Bizarre day today lads. A cute girl at my uni came up to me and said 'Anon, I hope you're coming to my party tomorrow night' and smiled, I didn't know what to say, I'd never seen her in my life, only explanation I can think of is she's a mutual friend with someone I know but I've never been invited to a party in my life. I hope it's not a prank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=165R9OWugAk
Is Roll Safe one of us?
>>24222150
T-Thanks then.
>>24222154
#normieproblems #desu
>>24222049
Really, what's stopping Poleaboo from just ending it all? I'm actually curious what makes that guy want to get out of bed in a morning.
>>24222199
Yeah I'm definitely not a normie which is why I'm suspicious of this whole situation
>>24222200
He's warming to the idea, it's all he thinks about before going to sleep, realises he's dragging everyone around him down and it'd be better for him to end himself quietly or do something to get incarcerated
Struggling to wake up before 2pm these days. Vidya is all he lives for and the hope his day in court will be fun
>>24222224
Did she tell you where it was being held? If she did I think it's most likely genuine~
>>24222312
Nope, I'm guessing she thinks our mutual friend invited me but she didn't because I'm pretty sure she hates me. Maybe this cute girl asked me to passive aggressively annoy me
>>24222332
I'd definitely be suspicious then~ She might have done it to annoy your mutual friend in a "I invited that guy you hate" kind of way. Don't let it get to you anon~
>>24220402
Fucking hell ur all gay twats
>this is what normies dedicate their lives to pursuiting
dropped my phone down the toilet today lads, it's fucked.
>>24222552
You fucking mong. Put the phone in a bowl of rice. It will attract an asian who will be good with technology and fix the phone.
>>24222483
>Not being kuck master-race
Fucking hell lads
Probably fake
https://newswatch33.com/bizarre/xbox-one-kills-teen-after-console-forcefully-ejected-a-disc-slicing-his-throat/
>>24222649
Great Facebook meme you cunt
>>24222663
what do you probably fake retard click the home page of site and you can see its fake instantly fuck you cunt i hate you so fucking much i will never fucking forgive you
>>24222649
i put it in rice, did fuck all. had it on the radiator drying all evening. oh well, was only a cheap moto g. my dad is giving me his old samsung he found too complicated, it will suffice
>>24222552
sorry to hear that anon. At least black friday is coming up so you might be able to grab a cheap one then~
>>24222552
The only way you can even remotely salvage something like that is to immediately take out the battery then submerge it in clean water, then leaving it to dry (which the rice comment isn't usually wrong with, afaik).
It's still really unlikely it'd work though, I imagine toilets are one of the top causes of phone death. As opposed to mine being dead because of user incompetence with keeping the custom ROM working well.
>>24222834
the battery on the moto g is not removable
>>24222885
But the whole phone in a glass of water for 5 minutes then.
>>24222834
I want to keep your custom ROM working well.
>>24222552
I dropped a samsung galaxy in a toilet, did the rice trick. Still working 2.5 years later
>>24222902
i heard a 30 min cycle in a dishwasher will rinse out any dust etc that is clogging the inside
>>24222885
Shows you how up-to-date my knowledge and use of phones is, it didn't even occur to me that most phones these days don't have removable batteries.
Probably still be worth a try if you managed to catch it quickly enough though. Don't think I'd trust it to work for longer than getting the data off, but it's all you can do in that situation.
>>24222552
They are all trolling.
The procedure is wrap in alu foil, put in the microwave, microwave for 60 seconds.
>>24222552
how are you posting then?
>>24222552
walk near someones car you know and drop it and then make them run over it. doubt they will pay for it but it might make them feel bad which would be pretty funny tbqh
tfw keep buying this girls underwear and i want to stop but dont ;_;
>>24223238
wew lad
how much for
>>24223238
Post a pic of her, senpai.
>>24223238
link or pic plz
>>24223305
for different amounts 20-30 quid usually but have paid more for different stuff also i buy new ones for her sometimes
>>24223321
>>24223385
wew no i know her irl im' not doing that
>>24223238
>Tfw your favourite seller's bf finds out
>Tfw she only sells ones that have his cum stains on them now
>Even if I did still buy them he'd get a cut
Chad ruins everything
>>24223465
fucking chads, why would people buy that
>>24223456
>i know her irl im' not doing that
>>24223238
How do you bring up buying a girls panties?
I offered to buy panties from a girl at University but it was really awkward. Tried to walk up to her in the morning in a lecture and said ''I hear todays lecture is about panty marketing... panties don't need to be marketed... people will buy them anyway'' and winked at her. she got creeped out and didn't get the point
pakis out desu senpai
>>24223869
i overheard her say her email outloud to a friend and emailed her first
>>24223547
not gunna do it lad
>>24224001
>look mum, I posted it again!
>mfw banned from Top Cex
Good riddance. Who wants shitty pre-owned trash anyways?
A hoard of stinky niggers descends upon britfeel!
The head nigger is a stinky old coon with a real big wobbly bottom lip, that flaps as he talks;
"MO WUP DA DO DA DIDDA MO FUGGEN BIX NOOD"
What do you do?
>
>>24224153
Give them my pale-but-big-booty'd cousin as payment to leave the rest of us alone
>>24224153
>perception roll to see if i can communicate with the oldest stinkiest coon and try and discuss diplomacy over britfeel from his nigger horde
>>24224153
inspired post, your mum would be proud
>>24224135
Did you attack the store with their greatest weakness, DEODOURANT?
>>24224195
I thought it was an ace post
>>24224195
>tfw black as fuck
>>24224135
How the fuck do you get banned from Cex? You must be the king of the autists lad.
>>24224259
For being a smackhead.
>>24224135
what the fuck is top cex
>>24224298
That shop where winos swap dvd players for drugs and black cans.
ASDA are selling a litre of Bombay dry gin for 15 quid, tonight will be a good night lads.
>>24224174
I'm black, can I have a go on your booty please?
>>24224405
My booty is fat because I'm fat rather than me being stacked.
Only the girls in my family get the skinny but bootylicious gene
>>24224213
Yes.
We took pictures too (it was a joint operation).
We did everything we could think of. From re-arranging stock to harassing the staff.
My biggest regret is not going up to one of the staff and giving him some Greggs because his name was Greg.
I will never forget his last words to me."Leave and never come back."
>>24224449
>implying this matters to me
lets go senpai
brop brop ding ding tickets please, one for brandford one for leeds
>>24224454
>going up to one of the staff and giving him some Greggs because his name was Greg.
I find that more hilarious than I have any reason to.
>>24224454
>Chavs
Death to the working class desu
>>24224462
I have No Entry tattooed on the small of my back.
Rules is rules, sorry m8
>>24224532
YOU OFFERED IT YOU CUNT.
>>24224546
I offered hers, not mine
>>24224630
Fuck, I was so enticed by the bussy I lost my senses. I still want yours tbqhwyl
>>24224645
Tough
>>24219673
With your girl problem it appears to be that she knows your into her but she doesn't feel the same way. Just straight up ask if the feelings mutual and go from there. For your job problem just keep at. Im a filthy foreigner and must of applied for over 2 dozen jobs and got only 4 interviews but finally got a job after 2 months of searching.
Good luck anon
>>24224454
Nig has a skullcap
>>24222049
Just apply lad.
>>24222397
Fuck me uz some gay twats in here like
Getting circumcised soon because of phimosis lads. Don't really want to be a cutfag tbqh but I can never have sex otherwise
WOW YOU DICKHEADS SURE GAYYED UP THIS THREAD, IM FUCKING OUT, PEACE
>>24224865
ahahahah just stretch you nigger
Hmm, I just weighed myself on the scales and found out I've lost about a third of what I weighed at the start of October~ I'm currently about half of what would be considered healthy.
>>24224865
do some of the exercises
I fixed mine in a couple of months
Is ghostlad still around?
>>24225085
>tfw could break one of your bones while fucking you to have you scream out in pain as I cum inside you
hello boner
>>24225115
He went full normie and shagged a bird from his halls. He's not welcome here anymore, if he ever returned.
>>24224768
Gotta ask in person, not sure what words to use
i look at this image everyday
>>24225127
Why do you want to hurt me so much?
ROBOTO-SAMA WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME
>>24225195
I only want to hurt you because you seem to enjoy it.
>>24225131
Where did you hear that?if it's true it makes my blood boil. We were just used~
>>24225085
should probably see a doctor mate
could be serious
>>24225085
I'm the other weeb who likes harming himself, please email me tomorrow I really like talking about this stuff.[email protected]
>>24225210
Well I do like it. But I'm trying to stop hurting myself~
FUCK OFF WEEBS
>>24224833
Dubs again u fookin gay twat cunts.
>>24225252
You don't need to hurt yourself, I can do that for you.
So guys, my girlfriend left me, my dad had been cheating on my mum for 6 months and my mum just found out about it, dad wants to sell the house right now and move in with the women he's been fucking, mum can't afford it and we'll probably end up on the street but cunt of a dad doesn't give a shit. Failing university.
I never thought I'd say this but suicide is looking more and more like a legitimate option. If my mum ends up offing herself then I'm deffo gone.
Hold me, /r9k/
>>24225225
I have said quite a few times now, but I don't want to involve other people in this. I don't think I'm that underweight.
>Pakis getting triggered by cartoons
shaking my head
>>24225303
I definitely think you should kill yourself mate. Seriously there is no other option since your gf left you, just get it over with.
>>24225303
>my girlfriend
Stopped reading there. Thanks for the blogpost normie now kindly leave and NEVER return.
What you listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai2Jubd15S0
The girl in this video is a qt
>>24218952
>She
>Tranny
Stop this meme.
>>24225371
LISTENING TO MUSIC IS FOR NORMIES
>>24225377
Not all trannies look like men.
Gonna do it, senpaitachi. Gonna trim my beard.
>>24225303
>girlfriend left me
That's too bad anon~ I would try not to think about it even though I imagine it's quite hard. We have bigger fish to fry!
>Dad has been cheating on my mum
Personally, I would probably kill him~ Of course, for the sake of advice, I'll have to tell you to try and stay calm and don't do anything rash
>we'll probably end up on the street
I've been threatened by homelessness my entire life so I have done a bit of research. Generally, if your mother has dependants the local council have to give her a house. If not, there are always relatives and most areas have a method of locating homeless people into houses to live together for a fixed period of time.
>suicide is looking more and more like a legitimate option
Please anon, don't say such sad things! There are plenty of services for people in your situation and right now you have to support your mum. Please be there for her anon because she is most likely feeling this a lot worse than you. Remember to tell her that you love her~
I hope everything works out for you anon!
>>24225359
(Would it scare you to know most people who go on /r9k/ have had or still do have gfs?)
>>24219224
The norms took our word! I heard it when my mum was watching Coronation Street.
>>24225430
>>24225430
It is worse for my mum, much worse. 30 years of marriage and he runs of with some fat bitch who'll let him stick his dick in her. And her husband before that used to beat her, she's not had a lucky life.
I won't kill myself because it'll ruin her and probbaly drive her to do the same. The man, something happens to her, I'm done.
>>24225303
>So guys, my girlfriend left me
Get fucked normie.
