Post le funny banana memes and Paul Blarts.
why is it impossible to find a torrent of mall cop that has seeders?
is the movie that bad?
>>24168447
I think I just got cancer from this post.
booting up this fine Blart I got awhile back
two out of two
buimp
flesh mall, my favorite
>>24168620
its a classic.
Picked this one up from the printers yesterday.
Bump bump bamp bloomp
gurp
paul blart is the best meme to this date
I have a folder of 1700 bananas I bought from my freind
>>24169055
dubs confirm
don't let this thread die too soon
something original
meme me a meme
>>24169154
bump and dump
>>24169235
my pleasure dear memer
>>24169263
textless posts are not allowed, but that can't stop the Blart
Bananas and blarts
>>24169269
best meme 2015/16
>>24169274
seriously, find a flaw
Don't let this thread die guys.
>>24169285
just try, I dare you
>>24169294
>>24169289
I got this mang
>>24169301
every pic is worth saving
>>24169308
I recommend creating special folder for these things, I did
>>24168464
do you seed anything after it's finished downloading, anon
>>24169318
yeah, we're gonna bee here for some time
>>24169329
rare blart passing through
>>24169323
no, but usually others will do it anyway. and mall cop is a well known movie so it shouldn't be difficult to find a torrent with seeders.
>>24169341
sometimes I think about my life
>>24169351
like does it have a meaning?
>>24169361
should I continue or should I just give up?
>>24169369
Then I remember about 100 Paul Blart dank memes on my computer
>>24169385
And I say to myself "I have to continue my life. For Paul Blart."
>>24169395
And here I am
>>24169407
I also watched the movie and enjoyed it
>>24169407
Holy fuck anon keep going im dying here kek
>>24169418
My favourite quote is probably "Mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster"
>>24169431
I believe it has a deeper meaning
>>24169445
Your mind is a dangerous weapon, it can do a lot of harm
>>24169456
You can also use it at any time, so "the holster" is unnecessary
>>24169456
>dont mess with his coconut mall
kekek
>>24169473
Just think about it: you have the most powerful thing in the world - your brain. It is both horrifying and wonderful
>>24169489
There is a question: what limits the human mind? Is there a limit?
>>24169496
And I came to conculsion: yes there is. We, the people, are the limit
>>24169526
Our bodies, our empathy, our morality: everything about us is the limit to our minds
>>24169539
But what is a human brain without the body? It seems that the body is a necessary evil at this point
Also fuck the street signs captcha
>>24169554
What does that mean? It means that having a limit to our actions is just a human thing, we can't run away from it
>>24169571
We have to stay where we are and say "yes, we are limited and we're proud of it; that's what makes us humans"
>>24169585
I don't even know what I'm on about but I enjoy it
>>24168507
I always lose my shit over this one
>>24169605
What do I know? I know I have to save as many Paul Blart memes as it is possible
>>24169619
So I do what I am made to do
this one is some nice new OC for you fat fucks
>>24169654
Right now I am giving away my collection to strangers
>>24169677
oooh I got dubs nice
>>24169696
What is there more to say?
>>24169705
This thread won't die, not on my watch
why the fuck does this make me laugh so much jesus christ
>>24169723
>>24169728
Because it's the greatest meme ever created, duh
>>24169744
dubs again, good
>>24168447
I really, really like this picture. A lot
>>24169756
I have nothing to shitpost about and textless posts are not allowed
>>24169782
Hiroshima stop ruining this board
how many blarts do you have?
>>24169793
We're not even halfway through my folder oh boy
>>24168447
>funny
really?
>>24169817
>>24169824
Don't you find it funny?
>>24169839
>>24169806
About 100
>>24169855
Dubs once again
I'll stop my dump at next dubs, this is tiring you know
>tfw im saving all of these
not even gonna post my face when because i want all the blarts i can get. thank you based mall cop anon
>>24169873
Every single post you have to write about something
>>24169873
i wish i collected blarts now, what a gold mine
>>24169895
>>24169892
No prob lad, every blartposter is my friend
How bad is this movie anyways?
i never managed to find it but if its got a bigger meme than cory in the house, then its gotta be something.
>>24169914
>>24169904
What stops you from collecting these?
>>24169914
>>24169895
i was starting to get tired of them and then this made me lose my shit again
thanks anon
>>24169930
>>24169920
Just your typical family comedy. Don't take it too seriously and you're gonna have a good time
>>24169964
>>24169947
Glad I changed your mind
>>24169973
And we've hit the big 50
>>24169993
What a good way to waste time, I need to do it more often
>you can hit bump limit with just blarts
wow
>>24169973
post them alll
>>24170019
>>24170026
Amazing isn't it? I used to derail YLYL threads on /b/ with this stuff but quickly got bored of it.
>>24170045
>>24170039
Consider it done
>>24170055
Thank you fatherblartposter. A good deed has been done today.
>>24170055
I got dubs, and as I promised earlier I could end the dump right here. Too bad I have nothing to do anyway so I might as well post all I have
>>24170097
Oops, forgot the Blart
Probably my favourite
>>24170107
Street signs captcha strikes again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BvK04AKM3M
an all new meme.
>>24170123
>>24170128
Blart will never be a normie meme, ever
I can promise you that
>>24170141
i think that's my favorite thing about it
>>24170141
It's perfect, literally no flaw
>>24170172
>>24170169
Can't deny it
>>24170186
And now something for weebs
>>24170203
There are about 40 blarts left and I have nothing original to say
>>24170232
Who would've thought I would end up on 4chan dumping memes making fun of failed comedy movie about a fat cop
>>24170232
Pack it in for the day then, let only the vigilant collector find them.
>>24170268
>>24170279
That's a good idea for another day. For now I have to finish what I started
>>24170296
If only textless posts were allowed. It would be so much easier
>>24170322
Dubs again, I am blessed today
>>24170322
you can just mash the keyboard for some original text you know.
>>24170342
bing bong theori
>>24170356
>>24170352
I could, but I don't want to destroy the keyboard f.a.m
>>24169431
came to thread for this one thx
My new favorite meme.
>>24170373
31 repetitive hits in a row can't possibly be good for a typing device
>>24170411
dubz
>>24170405
One of the best indeed
>>24170409
Glad to hear that
>>24170428
We're almost done, just a few posts away
>>24170445
>off by one
oh well
>>24170457
SOME
BODY
ONCE
this post is not original btw
>>24170481
"The Godfather" is on the TV right now, good movie tbqh
>>24170503
I always wanted to read a book, but never had the occasion
>>24169323
>go to the most popular bitorrent tracker's site
>type in name
>press enter
There are people this stupid browsing /r9k/ RIGHT NOW
>>24170524
I could download an e-book or an audiobook, but I prefer the paper version
>>24170543
Here I stopped changing the filenames because I got bored of it
>>24170570
Holy fuck that street sign captcha
Hiroshima fix this shit
>>24170587
I'm listening to nasheeds right now btw
>>24170614
Really catchy tbqh
>>24170632
I hope you enjoy it all, I do
>>24170655
I can't not check these dubs
>>24170667
>off by one once again
I'm starting to get sad. Not that I really care but come on
>>24170682
I do it for free just for you
>>24170667
just crack my shit up f.a.m
>>24170703
27 to go
>>24170724
>126 posts
>94 images
>20 posters
>>24168447
I found this one ontumblr :3
>>24170742
I really hope you upvote all my posts, I need that sweet karma
>>24170785
>>24170771
Another one in the collection, thx
>>24170814
So many blarts, yet not enough to hit the image limit
>>24170843
I also have a banana collection, but I'll just post Blart
>>24170861
Bananas are for another day
>>24170886
>off by two
so close yet so far
>>24170892
/pol/ might enjoy this one
Is that Mall Cop movie actually any good? Should I watch it?
>>24170909
This one also works
>>24170943
>>24170918
It has its moments, your typical slapstick comedy
>>24170983
I'm a grill btw xoxo
Needs some Ayy Lmao.
>>24170991
Not all heroes wear capes
>>24171011
dubz
>>24170995
I got some lmao but not ayy, does that satisfy you?
>>24171026
you gon get raped tonite
>>24171044
dubz
u
b
z
>>24170918
It's terrible. The second one is even worse. Do not watch.
>>24170991
can i have your autograph?
>>24171063
>>24171066
nice dubs lad
>>24171069
k sure y not
>>24171088
heil dubs
>>24170991
>grill
>collects blart
il; believe it when i see it
>>24171115
dang it mane, I should've posted a few seconds earlier
>>24171134
>>24171133
good dubs bud
>>24171178
Almost there...
>>24171188
Almost...dubs
>>24171188
nice dubs, now how about some proof of woman
>>24171201
...there...
Here's a video for this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ArIS0Urnc
>>24171223
>off by one ONCE AGAIN
This is ridiculous
>>24171212
Don't you believe me?
>>24171256
allahu akbar inshallah takbir
>>24171268
Just one more and I'm finished
>>24171256
to claim that a gril would appreciate blart is blaspheming, a minor misdemeanour, yet nonetheless a serious one.
We need proof.
>>24171286
There's the last one, wew that was one hell of a thread. Hope my dump satisfied your blartlicious needs.
>>24171293
Maybe one day, but for now I must go.
>>24171335
ty pls
10/10 thread
op was not a faggot
>>24171335
you will never be forgotten :)
>mfw i saved them all
117 blarts ripe for shitposting
Is such thing even possible?
Yes it is
I want to believe
I really, really, really like this image indeed kind sirs
>>24172034
>>24172046
>>24172096
nice banana
>>24172115
Thanks my friend
You can always save it
>>/trash/
Oh wait...
am i late?
paul baul maul caul taul saul naul waul zaul qual eaul raul oaul
>>24173038
You're never too late, welcome fellow blartposter
