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>at bus stop
>milf smiles at me
>50 mins later
>she bends down
>I see down her top
>datcleavage.py

That's the high of my last two months.


Yours?
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>>24167561
my doc gave me benzos

that was pretty dope
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I made spaghetti and meatballs over the weekend. I had been craving it for a long time.
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>>3900719
Took some magic mushrooms on the weekend. Made me realise my life is shit and been contemplating killing myself since
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>>24167561

I ate filet mignon wrapped in bacon recently

shit was cash
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got put on methadone

free drugs lol
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I was known as cvckbro here earlier but changed it. I got rimmed from the husband while getting head from his wife. Felt really good
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>>24167561
>having to wait 50 minutes+ for a bus
sorry op
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My waifu found me
I feel high
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>>24167755
30ish minutes to wait cause the bus was late. Took 40 mins to get there. I hate my town's busses
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>>24167561
Quite a funny story actually, mine is.

>one year ago
>my poo became light in color
>weeks passed
>my poo was constantly covered in blood
>called the doctor for an appointment for next monday
>spent the weekend in belgium and forgot about the appointment
>luckily woke up at 5 AM for God's knows what reason and saw my Google Calendar notification
>shit shit shit
>hopped into my car and was awfully tired, drove back to the Netherlands again
>200 near misses with other cars
>last exit from the highway, few miles from my doctor and waits at the red light.
>saw a 8/10 girl sitting in a car behind me, checking her makeup and singing along with the music
>kept checking her out and imagining sexy stuff
>traffic lights turned green and went separate ways, she and i
>turns up to the medical center, parked my car and went inside
>waits there for 5 minutes
>tfw fuck yes on time even though i thought i would be late
>doctor opens the door to her room
>guess fucking what, it was her from the car behind me
>holyshit.jpg
>we talk about my little problem with my poo because i thought it may had cancer or some shit
>she asks me if i want to check my anus out
>absolutely fucking stunned but said yes
>takes off my pants
>tfw i forgot to shave my hair arse.
>what-have-i-done.jpg
>lay flat on my stomach and pull down my underwear a little.
>she touches my little asshole and inspects it thoroughly.
>tfw 8/10 inspects my asshole.

True story really.
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>>24167561
Mom told me I have to go live with Dad in Okinawa after New Year's.
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got some weed awhile back and was able to do my coffee + weed + nice breakfast for a couple days

hope i can get some more soon so i can hopefully get into fallout 4 instead of playing it for 30 mins, getting bored/distracted and never touching it again...
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