Mankind actually views "Cumming too quickly" as an illness called premature ejaculation, when nature designed animals to cum as quick as possible. This is an even bigger meme than personality disorders and most people fall for it.
Who here /Can cum after a few seconds masterrace/ ?
nature also designed me
why would anyone trust nature after that
>>24167302
Men can only have one orgasm. Women can have multiple.
When women orgasm, they can theoretically go infinitely over and over again without any waiting period. Once you orgasm on the other hand, the fun is over.
Straight animals also "help each other out" sometimes. Who /straightbutsuckdick/ ?
I'm able to rub one out in about 42 seconds.
If you want to please the woman just masturbate maybe 10 minutes before your time with her and you should be good.
Daily reminder nature intended a woman to be fucked by many men in a row. That's why men cum fast and they have mushroom-like tip on their penises, to scrape out the previous guys' sperm.
True story.
>tfw you tell her you're not gonna last long
>she wimpers to "make it last"
>SHE NEEDS TO FUCK
>it's over after two or three thrusts
._.
>>24167302
The meme I don't get is that cumming once somehow leaves you with a limp dick for hours
How low of a libido do you have to have to cum ONCE and go soft for hours?
>>24167606
>to scrape out the previous guys' sperm
That would only happen if you have a cut fucking mushroom pencil dick.
>>24167742
I know right? I just need a couple minutes and sometimes I can even keep the erection after cumming.
>>24167801
>american trying to imagine a normal penis
moar black girls pls....any amateur stuff appreciated...esp videos
>>24167742
That happens with age. You'll see...
>>24167742
>>24167832
Wot? Once I cum I cant even get an erection for like 10 hours.
>>24167742
Fuck off high test chad
>>24167888
Im not even 20 and I still need hours to recharge my dick.
>>24167302
Illnesses and especially disorders are all subjective terms to describe phenomena created as consequences of our society.
That's all there is to it. If you want to live in society, you have to combat this so you can integrate.
It's all subjective, anyway.
>>24167606
would explain why women are such gigantic whores
however, don't they suffer from soreness or tenderness? (of the clit in particular)
>>24167577
It has only been recently that humans have started returning to a natural way of mating.
>>24167832
you probably wouldn't be able to cum easily though, usually I'm completely uninterested and sometimes disgusted by it once I've blown my load
>>24167567
>what are tongues
>>24167983
I am forced by my brain to lose pretty much all interest for a while after getting there.
>>24167606
If the other guy's already ejaculated, scraping extra sperm from outside the edges of the vagina wouldn't make a difference, would it?
>>24167924
Getting imprisoned, blacklisted, and drugged isn't subjective.
>>24167899
exercise and eat right. also dont be 35
>>24167302
But I like drawing it out and edging and stuff.
>>24168038
What the fuck does this have to do with my post, pea-brain?
>>24168005
You're scraping it off from the inside.
>>24167955
>You will never take turns banging a hoe with your whale bro
>>24167302
Here's the issue our dicks are designed to work like suction shovels, so if you don't tire the chick out she's going to go fuck another guy and he's going to scoop your cum out and put his in leaving you without an offspring. You've got to tire her out so she doesn't go fuck another dude.
>>24167567
>When women orgasm, they can theoretically go infinitely over and over again without any waiting period
Not really. Women get worn out after you make them cum a few times.
>>24167742
Uh once you cum your no longer even caring about sex. Why would u still have a boner? Are u some type of sexaholic who is still horny after cumming?
>>24168064
Most mental illness is subjective, but the consequences for being diagnosed with it and trying to resist the system aren't.
You can realize it's bullshit, but it won't protect you.
>>24168066
Yeah, that's what I meant. But the semen on the edges that your mushroom tip could get to is already not far enough into the vagina to be able to fertilize an egg.
>>24167742
fuck off, losers. i'm 31 years old and i can easily fuck multiple times within a few hours.
>>24167302
Nature never intended for animals to bitch on the computer to try and feel superior to one another either.
>>24168240
That's why the guy with the bigger and longer dick is gonna be the most successful at scraping other people's sperm.
>>24167302
>implying you will ever reproduce
>deathgrip masterrace
>a woman has never made me cum before
>only a bj from a twink guy i met off grindr has ever made me cum, otherwise I must finish myself
>>24168380
are you gay or straight?
>>24167502
Deeped
>>24167606
>tfw dick shaped like pic related so can't even scoop other men's cum out
Clucked from birth
>>24168404both
I find woman incredibly attractive it's just they all fucking suck at sucking dick.
I also find girly guys extremely attractive and enjoy dominating them.
So about 60/40 straight/gay
>>24168434
well, yeah
It's good that those time are no longer a reality and a man can never raise another man's child.
>>24168380
come come fuck apart in here ah
>>24168450
>Girly guys
Same. No interest in love but they do make me horny
>>24167302
Stupid logic. Humans are conscious of themselves and thus derive more pleasure and confidence from sex than a fucking penguin.
>>24168380
>throwing the dick this bad
>>24168496
bruh, i can make them all cum at least once, even the most loosest of vagina. It just doesn't feel good. The only girl with a good vagina was some young girl I was seeing for awhile and when she came it actually felt better than death gripping and almost nutted instantly.
Otherwise if they're loose it feels like.. a balloon is tightening around your penis.. it feels disgusting desu.
>>24168492
dont insult penguins, i love penguins you worthless scum.
>>24168532
obese neckbeard alert
>>24168537
hey bro I love penguins too I-I'm sorry
>>24167302
Cumming fast is a disorder, but being a faggot isn't.
>>24167302
>only a few seconds of pleasure then refractory period
There are people who actually see this as a GOOD thing?
>>24168380
same here, apart from the gay part
it sucks really I'd love to be able to cum quicker, sometimes even after like 10 minutes of being jerked it still don't happen usually then I just give up
>>24167302
Cumming quickly is my fetish. It makes me feel powerful when the guy gets off right away, or when I have to stop every so often because he doesn't want to come yet.
The hottest sex I've had has been with nervous virgins. I didn't get off, but holy shit was it a power trip.
>>24168661
time flies when you are a giant faggot
>>24168790
I genuinely hope you fucking die in your sleep tonight.
>>24168850
Nah, I think I'll stick around.
if the sex was all about making kids, then sure, but it's not
we like sex because it feels good, natures way of forcing us to procreate
but if we manage to hold out for longer we'll increase the enjoyment
If someone's able to increase the enjoyment in this day and age, they're a lot more likely to get a significant other, thus actually a marriage that is happy, and then produce healthy kids
Having proper sex is the modern-day human version of those mating dances so many other species do and if you disagree,YOU are the outcast of society
>>24167742
This.
Whenever I had sex I would usually cum first and then I'd keep fucking her until she came about 5-10 minutes later.
>>24167982
Not who you replied to but pb 5 times in a row without going soft.
For some reason this is mostly only possible when I am in a depressed phase, when feeling normal I usually last longer and once feels enough even if I can continue...
>>24167567
But I fap multiple times in a roe
>>24167606
what the fuck would be the point of that?
It's not like they can get pregnant with several people at the same time, that's just retarded
>>24167302
Untrue OP. Many animals, including Chimpanzees and most monkeys, have penile spines. Penile spines are keratinized growths on the head or shaft of the penis, and contain nerve endings. This makes the penis more sensitive, making sex more pleasurable and leading to quicker orgasms.
However, as Humans evolved, we lost our penile spines. This means that nature intended humans to last longer. While scientists aren't sure why we lost ours, it is theorized that longer sex helps to form a bond between the male and female participant.
So, if you can't last more than 10 minutes, you are objectively not experiencing sex the way nature intended, much like circumcised men.
>>24169887
>it is theorized that longer sex helps to form a bond between the male and female participant.
I bet they worked long and hard to come up with this groundbreaking hypothesis
>>24169931
>I can't actually come up with a real argument, so I'll just pick a random point and say its dumb!! That'll show him >:DDD
Prematurefags B T F O
>>24170021
I wasn't disagreeing with you, i was saying it's obvious that having longer sex will help bonding, and you don't really need any scientists to tell you that
>>24168327
Wouldn't he push some of the other guy's sperm inside at the same time?
>>24167567
The fuck are you talking about? Of course men can have multiple orgasms.All you gotta do is keep jerking after you cum.
>>24167742
This
I can maintain my erection after I orgasm if I keep going. Gave my girl 8 penetrative orgasms that way until she tapped out
>ywn have a girl addicted to your cock
>>24168149
can confirm
also dubs
>>24167302
tfw you have to TRY to cum when having sex
tfw you could basically hump forever
fuckin death grip
>>24167606
Congratulations, you listen to joe rogans podcast. And can recite. Fuckn pleb.
>>24169212
sounds fucking painful
>>24168434
>tfw I have natures greatest dick
>>24168434
>Clucked from birth
I think Im going to faint laughing
>>24170142
why would you do that
i lose all interest in fapping after i cum
>>24170905
Because you have a high sex drive, or are really horny.
>>24167567
Not really. The vagina gets tired after a while
Am I the only who has trouble actually staying hard? It's not that my dick doesnt work, its just that i lose interest very easily and when I fap i kinda just wanna get over it quickly.
I usually watch some porn while watching someting else to keep me distracted, like a gaming stream or something. But the actual time I'm hard is like 2 or 3 minutes. I also rarely get a full erection.
Good thing I'll be a perma virgin or I'd be worried about that.
>>24167567
>Men can only have one orgasm.
'no'
I often fap, ejaculate, and continue fapping until I ejaculate again. Came three times in 15 minutes of nonstop fapping once.
Documented this a couple of days ago for a "Max Fap".
>>24167606
Anyone that has ever came bareback into a woman would know this is simply not true - cut or uncut.
>>24168149
a few times is still greater than once for a man.
>>24167888
well assuming we arent fucking at the age of 50 you should be fine
>>24168380
HOW THE TRIP NEVER STOPS ON AND ON
>>24167502
You made me go all hmmm, desu
>>24168327
>>24168240
>>24168066
>>24168005
>>24167606
Is this a meme? The tip of your dick won't stop the fertilization of an egg from happening
>>24170062
Scientists are autists who don't know shit while thinking they're the most enlightened. A lot if studies they produce on humans are absolutely laughable.
this has to be the funniest thread I've read in a while.
>>24167606
>to scrape out the previous guys' sperm.
thank god we aren't felines atleast
I haven't jerked off since August and every time I have sex (like once a week) I cum way too fast.
The things I do for nofap.
>Tfw girlfriend is fat and only wants to be ontop
>So fat it hurts and I lose my boner
>Find it hard to cum because shes so disgusting
>I have to think about fucking a tranny to cum shes that disgusting
Also I hate it when females assuming a man does not need any kind of foreplay.
Suck my dam dick, just because i'm hard doesn't mean I am splirted with precum and ready to go and fully hard
>>24168790
Explanation please?
>>24171137
P-pix or it d-didn't happen
>>24174131
Why...are you with her?
>>24170145
meh, I can keep hard for a little bit, but not for long and it's not as good. I find it's better to just finger her for a few mins till I'm good to go again
>tfw will never again have a gril to do this with
>>24174405
Look where you are anon.
You think I can do any better?
I am 24, lonely, no friends and my parents died when I was 23 leaving me only debt.
I have nobody and a fat jaba the hut asian is better then being alone
>>24174382
That's seriously so unbelievable? There's already stuff like that on the internet if you care that much. There's one really good with a German girl with died red hair. Guy cums twice in under 2 minutes.
>all these guys who have had sex
GET OUT NOW!
>>24174466
Does she at least have a decent personality?
or is she like, typical fat asian?
>>24174809
Good 80 of the time. 20% of the time it's princess syndrome.
So good enough for me.
Honestly I'd settle for any female as long as she does not cheat on me.
>>24174884
80% ain't bad. You're squarely in the middle of mediocrity. And I mean that in the most positive way possible. you're gonna make it anon.
>>24167302
finna need some source on that pic tbqh f.am
>>24167742
I used to get millions of boners after cumming but now that I've been with the same girl for like 6 years it's hard to be excited. We used to have many times of sex a night but now... sigh
>>24175018
I have been dating a girl for a year.
We live with each other and I get sex once a week.
I have been counting since the last time and it's been nearly 4 weeks.
1 week has been her period.
She claims because she does find herself attractive (this is true, she is fat), but do girls really think like this or is it an excuse?
I can come from jerking off really quickly, really really quickly, but when it came to sex it took me quite longer. I was on cocaine too though t-b-h
who /cockhero/ games here
i can't even get passed the first round with a fleshlight senpai, but i can last forever when fucking a new girl. What gives?
>>24168450
Do you keep it a secret?
>>24175141
Probably cuz you're not perfectly comfortable with the girl yet.
>>24175075
A month? Says she finds herself unattractive?
She's fucking someone else for validation
>>24167742
Yeah, I've never understood it. Even after I cum I have to wait forever for the boner to go away.
I always figured if I ever got to have sex and came too soon, I'd be able to just keep going and she'd never realize and think I was good in bed for not finishing too soon.
I never did get to test that. ;_;
>>24171041
Same bro, do you have a longer dick? I think that's the reason this happens to me
>>24175205
She isn't i am 95% sure of that.
She doesnt leave the house, I check her phone, emails and inbetween.
She can't drive and she does not work
>>24175075
I can never tell either. People say "oh you should have a discussion about it, talk to her etc. etc." But they don't want to discuss it.
Trying to have a serious and objective discussion about a lacking in your sex life will end in two ways (according to my experience):
1. She will feel "horrible" about what she's making you wait for. She wishes she could but she just can't. She will maybe cry and you're expected to say something like "I'll wait until you're ready, I know you do want to."
2. She decides you're being annoying and just trying to frame begging for sex in a different light. At this point it's nearly impossible to just have a serious discussion about it because she will be sick of hearing it.
I have found a solution. It's pretty conniving but it worked for me. I just look at lota of porn and leave it in places that she will intentionally find it. Openly look at other girls, maybe discuss how they're cute. If she thinks that due to a lack of sex you are being drawn elsewhere then she will reinitiate her sex drive.
I understand some consider this to be deceitful but the fact that she is able to start having sex again the moment it seems like you might be looking else where tells me she may have been deceitful about her own issues regarding sex as well.
>>24174561
I-it's not like I wanted to see them or anything b-baka
>>24174466
Eh, you never know. You could be striving for better and find someone new. Or maybe you're just a shithead waiting for someone to come along who you want to cheat with?
I agree with points 1 and 2 but disagree with the solution.
That solution seems like a scum bag thing to do imo
>>24175420
Not looking for someone new.
I picked a girl so I'm sticking with her even if a better one comes along.
>>24169515
More chance of pregnancy. Average male cum capacity is a whopping 33cl (Yes, in metric. All you burgerclaps can just google a conversion system for your stupid ass measurements) of sperm. That's roughly 1,500,000 sperm cells.
So imagine adding another 3 - 4 mens baby milk into the mix.
That's roughly 132cl of jizz! 6,000,000 sperm cells!
Guaranteed pregnancy!
>>24175558
>6,000,000 sperm cells!
>>24167606
First of all, that would only push the cum in, through the crevix.
Second of all that is not how humans act naturally. Women get that dopamine rush and become attached to the person who gave them the orgasm.
>>24170579
fuck off with your disgusting normie shit
>>24168450
>find girly guys attractive and enjoy dominating them
Me too, I only consider myself gay by technicality, I don't like men or masculine features and like traps etc in a sort of utilitarian way . Shame I'm not "actually " gay though, homos can't seem to get enough of me
>>24175105
I can actually cum so fast from fapping that I can cum before I'm even hard if I want to
>>24167502
W e w l a d
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>>24175332
Puafags call it dread game. I don't like the term because u think women enjoy feeling jealousy. They hate when things are pleasant or comfortable. You have to give them drama. Otherwise they start stupid fights for drama.
>>24170142
It's not as easy as it sounds though
>>24170821
New terminology
>Cluck
>Wagecluck
>Neetcluck
>>24167606
>first guy fertilizes egg
>rest of guys are just scraping remaining semen out of her vag and inserting their own but not fertilizing eggs
Pretty sure that's not why it's shaped like that
>>24167955
"The Organisms of the Sea"
>fucking 'till she organisms
>>24175600
>5,999,999Goyimsperm die
OH NO ITS LIKE ANOTHER SHOAH.
>>24167302
Normie here, I have a GF(soon to be wife because of the not so bad predicament we're in), and on the night of the conception of our little life we fucked for a straight hour and I creampied her 4 times in a row. My balls never felt so empty, and she orgasmed 6 times.
