Requirements:
- Must have normie siblings who married and got kids.
>>24167238
My sister is a single mother can i stay?
Single uncle here but I'm too socially incompetent to really interact with my nephew.
>>24167238
My single-uncle was one of the rare models of masculinity in my life growing up, I hope you are / will be a cool uncle anon.
I have a 6 year old niece and nephew, and a 4 year old nephew.
I only see them a few times a year, I distract them with my video games and buy them cool christmas presents so at the very least I'll be weird video game uncle instead of creepy uncle.
He's 1 year old and is being raised on Dragon Ball Z instead of Sesame Street for some reason
>you will never be an uncle because you were an only child
>>24167329
Being the video game uncle is a pretty sweet status IMO
You definitely want to inject positive memories in their permanent memory.
>>24167238
>have two older brothers
>oldest has been married, and divorced, twice
>two daughters, 18/16 yo, younger looks like a chick off the cover of a Playboy
>middle one is a manlet with 10/10 wife
>11yo chad son and a 5yo daughter
>chad son used to look up to me when he was like 4 because I was the cool uncle who played video games
>attended the christening of the now 5yo daughter and had an emotional breakdown there
>talked about how her dress would look like enflamed
>got sent to a psych ward
>got out in 2011 and haven't had any contact with brothers since
>>24167430
what did i just read.
Single uncle reporting in. My sisters kids are awesome and Ive spent a ton of time with then through their lives and live down the street from them currently. The oldest is 17, I taught her how to drive and everything. Even spent all day last Sunday with her watching football.
Feels great man.
>>24167430
>>talked about how her dress would look like enflamed
>>got sent to a psych ward
>>24167238
>tfw this post triggered me
I don't think I can ever properly play that uncle role, I wouldn't know how to fucking do it.
>>24167730
>spending time with a 17 year old girl
disgusting man, you a pedo?
>>24167238
I've been a single uncle my whole life my sister has kids older than me
>>24167845
>tfw I've been with my (now) 18 year old girlfriend for over a year while I'm 28
>>24167782
During the ceremony her mother was holding a candle relatively close to her dress. I started wondering how their marriage might possibly falter, or dissolve, if she fucked up and accidentally lit her own daughter in flames during the ceremony. I had been talking about gassing people to death previously and this was sort of a last straw.
>>24167829
No one ever knows how to "be" someone until the situation arises. Dont just grab the kids and put them on your lap or you might just become the creepy uncle. Just chill. Like in every social situation.
>>24167845
I guess, I've fucked a few of her friends.
>>24167907
That's kinda rad desu senpai.
>>24167238
twins actually. my brother is a successful entrepreneur with a 8/10 wife
>me 26 years old
>uni dropout
>still living home
>mom wants to kick me out for obvious reasons
>brother wouldn't let me near his children becuase im a loser and smell bad
>>24167238
my sister is a degenerate who has two kids from two different men.
she's also ridden the cock carousel like noone else.
>tfw wizard
>>24167238
Yep. I'm 32. I have three older siblings but only one has kids. He's the oldest, 13 years older than me. One daughter (19) and one son (14).
Next brother is a tranny and no way no how can I imagine kids ever happening with him.
Sister is 37 and just got married earlier this year. I dunno if she wants to have children. Clock is ticking on that so she might want to get on it if that's in the cards.
>tfw "only" child
>one ex-step-brother
>single, heading towards alcoholism like his bio-parents & grandparents
>one half-bother (paternal)
>knows he has a kid; haven't seen her since infancy
>lost touch years ago; probably had more
>three half-sisters (paternal)
>barely any contact with them even when in contact w/ half-brother
>who fucking knows
I'm good. No interest in re-establishing contact with half-siblings. We're both better off.
>tfw 8 year old niece has crush on you
>she wants to sit in your lap when ever you visit
>her parents joke about it and passively encourage it
>not even normally into kids but her aggressive affection fucks with my lonely.
>>24169279
If you get a boner you will be ostracized. Don't give in.
>>24169359
all it takes is one single, "anon, what's that in your pocket!"
Mom! Uncle anon has a rocket in his pocket and he won't let me see it. ;-;
>>24169359
I know, I have a plan if she crosses a threshold like dry humping me to tell my sister that "I'm worried some ones touching her, she's acting out sexually and that's a sign something's wrong, I hope I'm over reacting but I just want her safe and happy".
that should both get them to rein her in and preserve/improve my status.
It's fucking devastating when you have 5 siblings and all of them are pretty successful in life financially and maritally while you're on neetbux and still a virgin at 24. Just fuck my shit up
>>24169436
>You tell your sister you're worried someone's been touching her daughter
>your sister asks her if someone's been touching her in improper places or asking her to touch him
>"umm no. maybe sometimes when I'm sitting on uncle anon I can feel his wiene but that's it"
>YOU'RE DEAD
A little thinking ahead goes a long way, Anon. You should've just kept away from females of all ages knowing they're trouble. Enjoy the normie's demise.
I will be soon. My brother's gf is pregnant, and my sister is desperate to pop one out before she's 25 because she thinks it will be retarded if not.
>>24167345
I never wanted this feel.
