>life is beautiful
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
Post your results.
YOu're a faggot and this thread is shit. Fucking normei scum
This test was so cash.
Fucking normie get out of my board
>>24167375
my bro, we're about ~.2 apart in all
well i didnt expect anything else
inb4 meathead
I exercise regularly and I'm in good health.
>try to make a perfect 10
>fail
>>24167209
I was completely honest in all of my answers
who else /wantstodie/ here
anyone else cant captcha unless deactivating appchan? 1/3 of it is off screen
i don't know why i scored so low on love. i'm in a happy, long term relationship.
tfw my life is pretty much shit but at least i have spirit.
Oh well, it's not like I expected anything different.
>love
>0
i wasn't really expecting something else, but it still hurts
I dunno, I guess that's right. A lot of the questions were really shit.
My stats in life RPG. Need gear that improve social stats.
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>>24167686
You're fit to learn the proper meaning of a beatdown
Madness, chaos in the brain
Let my blood flow, make my blood flow through you, mane
You got no business questioning a thang
I feel like there weren't enough questions
>>24167745
omfg new try
I get the same score in pretty much every of this robot tests.
High body/physical and shit tier everything else.
Green is positive, r-right?
How is 'life' calculated exactly?
It doesn't seem to be a simple average.
FUCK MY LOVE LIFE
>>24167745
Cocaine gives a temporary buff but a debuff afterwards and costs boatloads of shekels.
I answered honestly, this is what I got.
All these normies on board they enrage me!
>>24167745
who /spiritual/ here
i didnt even know i was spiritual myself
i thought my life would have a better rating too honestly, i was quite generous
>Love: 0
Seems a bit high to be honest.
could be much worse desu
>>24167209
such gr8 life, all's fine
Could've been worse
>>24167209
Sounds about right. You will never break my spirit r9k!
Eh, could be worse... I could actually be a robot.
>>24167581
Yeah, it's been happening to me too. It's pissing me off.
people that get something else than 0 in love needs to get the fuck out.
I want my biological process to end.
If you scored more than 4 YOU MUST LEAVE THIS BOARD NOW YOU NORMIE
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't even know why I scored so high on mind, I have autism and am depressed as fuck.
>body 8.8
>love 0
I'm getting in shape. lowering body fat, building some better muscle tone.
too bad I'm totally isolated
>>24168227
it is not mind but spirit I believe
NOTHING MATTERS WITHOUT LOVE
>>24168247
Ah, I see.
Also I find it quite weird how there's only ONE value above my average and that is body.
The rest all falls below my life rating.
I calculated the average and it's 3.5 so I take it that body has more effect on the results than the rest, right?
this is what it looks like to be self improved robot lads
>>24168194
don't you think i'm sexy?
I don't get how anybody has higher than 0 for love on this board...
I tried, but I cannot lift those feels.
who /inexplicablysuffering/ here
we monk now?
Dumb fucking normies
You people need to get the fuck off my board desu
>>24167898 here
>>24168441
>love 4.6
>calling others normies
Robot checking in
>>24168441
>love
>4.6
Wat
>tfw an online test calls you a loser
i'm dead and gay
>>24168477
>muh khv
Fuck off
I don't even know why I'm here
Well, I never thought my love life was that bad.
I tought I would do good on Mind because I'm an intelectual but I guess actually having autism brought it down.
>>24167209
Nice to have a way to put it all into numbers.
I'd kill myself, but I just made coffee...
>>24167209
whats the highest you can get, 10?
Its pree good i guess
>inb4 reeee
>all this normie advice
no idea why body's so high. I'm skinnyfat at best and not really content with it.
meh
I just said "no opinion" on a lot of them, because i really dont care
>>24168194
no its 3.5+ you fucking failed normie.I go outside daily, have a 3.5 in uni, and have 5 close friends and I still got this fucking score. i want to die
>>24167209
>>24167364
>>24167457
>>24167610
>>24167714
>>24167777
>>24167820
>>24167922
>>24167968
>>24168348
>>24168351
>>24168397
>>24168441
>>24168508
>>24168825
>>24168893
>>24168925
Fuck off normies, get off my fucking board and kill yourselves
>all these normie scores
fucking animals get out of here
>>24168987
>4.1
>calls others normies
>>>/facebook/
oh okayfuck off robot
>>24167809
100% I USED TO GIVE A FUCK
Surprised body and spirit aren't lower.
>love: 0
As expected.
I don't know what to think anymore.
Life isn't that bad.Just don't think about it...
no point in even posting it'll inevitably be lost among the vast array of other terrible lives
>Anyone who gets higher than 0 in Love is a Normie.
>all these high results
fuck. i thought i was one of the normies around here. i'm not even a cyborg i guess. mass suicide when?
Guess it isn't so bad, but saying it's good is like saying I'm the smartest kid on the short bus.
>>24169023
it only because my body is so high for some fucking reason,
I guess because i don't stuff my face with food and im not addicted to anything
anyone who doesn't have a 0 on love is a normie
Tfw you thought that tour life is better
You're not a robot if you have over 0 love
>>24169356
how do you get it that high?
t. >>24168948
who /love/ here?
You're all normies.
>>24167209
I expected worse
>>24169379
are you addicted to anything?
whats your body weight?
thats the only two things i can think of
>>24169388
>>>/out/
>>24169396
What a fucking liar.
![4eab598c2d[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/540P07P.png "4eab598c2d[1].png")
>love: 0
O-ok
ORIGINAL COMMENT REQUIRED oh my fucking god
>>24169403
coffee, cigs, and benzos. I need all three to function though. coffee and cigs help me drop weight, and benzos keep the panic attacks from the stimulants down.
i am a fat fuck. dropping weight though. should be spooky (110lbs) by august.
>>24169426
What a fucking normie.
I'm sorry your tiny insect brain can't comprehend the fact some people have terrible lives.
>>24169396
>0.3
fuck off normie
Choose File[Spoiler?]Post
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If it weren't for my family I'd be nothing
>>24167209
>What is your gender?
only 2 options
WHAT THE HELL, ITS 2015
>>24169504
there are only two genders. that is how it shall remain now and forever. :^)
forever mediocre
>>24169560
>over 5
LEAVE.
>>24169568
this is why being a cyborg is the worst
rejected by normies and robots alike
insert original comment for post
am i certified to be here now?
>>24169396
>>24169479
I can't believe it too. Who even are you? You just can't be this bad.
>>24169589
this is robot9001
not cyborg9001
get out
>>24169589
YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING CYBORG. YOU ARE A FUCKING FAILED NORMIE.
>>24169604
> more than a 3.5 overall
nope.
>>24169630
>>24169637
it's nice to see that others think so highly of me
thought it would be better than that desu senpai
I sincerely thought worse about my body. This test is a bit broken.
could be worse, i suppose.
i doubt i qualify as a robot.
computers man, fucking computers
Why dont you guys stop being unhappy ?
Not physically disabled but underweight. Don't know why they consider 5.7 to been green worthy.
>>24169714
i am also gifted with autism
Fuk my life
>thinks because I have a job that I'm financially stable
>have great parents but rates family only at 2.3
what a crock of shit
Is this board really as normie as the results in this thread? Is this was the shooting exposure turned /r9k/ into?
>>24169621
I'm a fat neet neckbeard hkv. Never even been touched by a girl. Neglected and beaten by parents from babby until I was 17. Circumcised by an inept "doctor" and almost died from blood loss, caused some brain damage so I have impaired mobility. Never had a single friend in my life. Alcohol/drug abuse etc
It was to the point where I used to play d&d by myself when I was a kid.
Fuck my shit
>>24168987
>scored higher than me
>calls me normke
i'm all right
Am I a robot?
>>24169872
>>24169834
If you score 4 you're a failed normie
If you scored higher than 4 you're a normie
Kill yourselves with a grinder
I blame Student loans for my financial distress. My family hinders my development. Mother and father are both addicts (gambling and alcohol respectively). I am smarter than most of them, but I lack their experience. I just came out of depression so my body isn't as great as it used to be.
This is the life of a closet normie.
Seems alright m8s
guess I belong here
>>24169971
>closet normie
>6.5 overall
you are a fucking failed chad. dael with it. pick up your chad friends leftovers and deal with it you insufferable normie fuck.
>>24167209
i need an original comment lol
>>24170088
Pls no bully. I could never amount to a Chad. I'm always put in the friendzone. I only have like 2 good friends at most. I think most of your rage is coming from my love score. Stay mad you autistic shut-in.
>>24167209
just fuck my life up desu senpai
Seems like everyone is scoring low on love
>>24170178
If you have friends and can even get into le friendzone in the first place you don't belong here.
>>24168987
4.1 brother!
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life3.html
Well
I'm fucked.
Just fuck my shit up, son.
Was expecting 0 love life
At least i've a great body
Sounds about right. The body score should be even lower.
Reminder that if your love score is higher than zero you are a normie
Pretty accurate.
Don't need love, I have my own shit.
As long as I'm not the only one with 0 on love
RATE MY RESULTS GUYS
I Don't entirely agree but whatever. What do you think of this? lol.
Average score for comparison.
Also >>24170623.Anyone with higher than 0 in love needs to get the fuck out
>>24167209
well a-at least i have an ok spirit
something's got to give, right ?
>>24170138
>RS3
>>24170793
Sick Finance and Body, what are you doing?
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life3.html
If you scored above a 5 then you are at least a cyborg, if you scored above a 6 then you are guaranteed normie and need to fucking leave. I knew my love/friends/family section would be low because I have no friends, small family and a non existent love life. I'm also overweight and eat a lot of junk food so this is about accurate.
JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP SENPAI
>Your love score is very low, indicating trouble.
>There is love out there for you.
>>24170935
>1.4 in love
>calls others nomies
>>24171008
Eh well I've never had a girlfriend but I have tasted the sweet ripe fruit of pussy, I also have had girls find me attractive so I guess I do have it better than the people who scored a zero in the love category.
I am a virgin though, I've only ever fingered/ate out girls but I've never had vaginal intercourse with a girl, also I'm 23. I've also never had a girlfriend either, just sluts that liked me and wanted to do some things.
>>24167209
I'm finally a normie
pls dont kick me out
>>24169388
the only thing i have going for me is my wonderful girlfriend.
the rest of my life is pretty difficult. particularly my poorness causing me financial distress.
uni also makes my life hell.
im not a robot. fine.
but the meme that a gf will make your life perfect is horseshit.
>>24171051
>>24171131
>>>/trash/ you two
>>24171154
that's right. my life is trash.
>>24167209
I can't help but feel this isn't entirely accurate.
>>24171189
I feel like it doesn't take into account how external circumstances factor into the quality of life enough.
It also doesn't give a ton of weight to mental illnesses.
>>24171154
>Being mad because he has never had female interaction
>No sexual interaction
I'm at least a cyborg at best, maybe not a robot but frankly I'm ugly, overweight and I'm fucking 5'4!!! I'm short as fuck and girls still found me somewhat attractive, I think the manlet meme is a lie to upset short people.
I still don't think It makes me a god just because a few low tier girls found me attractive and wanted to do things with me, they weren't even hot. A lot of them were tumblrina SJW fat land whales because I have low standards and didn't care anymore....
Well.... lifes just fuckin my shit up.
You're all normies
I got the lowest
>>24168348
>what appears to be a determined, strong-willed person
>isn't posting 'waaah why don't girls like me' or 'reeeeeee normies get out'
I swung by /r9k/ for a drinking game: take a drink everytime you see the word 'normie', but i didn't expect to find someone like this, you belong on another board m80, one with less self pity
If your love isn't zero, please leave
>>24171372
same poster as >>24171131
I'm 5'6, overweight, and ugly. Still have a beautiful girlfriend, and have had girls express interest in me before and during the relationship. There's a couple I have under my thumb right now.
Most of the shit on /r9k/ is meant to cut down the self-esteem of those who are going through a hard time because the worst robots just want others to feel as shitty as they do, and hate seeing others in their same position succeed in spite of their circumstances.
>>24171556
>I'm 5'6, overweight, and ugly. Still have a beautiful girlfriend
>>24167209
Shit test. I'm just a lonely, autistic student living off my rich parents' money.
>all these normie faggots
Welp, my life is normal I guess
Pretty much what I expected. I'm working on some improvements so I think I'll retake this once a month to get a good analysis of myself over time
Eh. I work out and pay my bills. That's about it tho
Tried to be optimistic, and I've been called a normie in other threads
And noone close to me gives a shit, why should they
>>24168500
>i'm dead and gay
Me too family.
>life's good
Love is overrated.
mind and body Master Race.
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wow fuck me for real. bullshit test
>>24167209
i thought i would score better
I was given every chance, still fucked it all up
pretty accurate to be honest family
"body" is a lie, im an ugly fuck
it could be worse I guess.
I could have bad health :/
I think most other /fit/fags would have similar results.
>TFW borderline normie
What useless advice
>Just go out there and make friends, find love and fix your life.
Thanks, retards. Why didn't I think of that?
This test is shit.
Who else mouse here?
JUSTlet me post this shit baka robot senpai
>>24173369
me i suppose
le original message69
>>24167209
life suck, then you die
>>24173747
my life is so bad, I can't even proofread my own posts
>say im not searching for a relationship (because i dont care)
>get a 1.5 for love
biased test
I don't know, i really need to go out i think and work on leaving the neetcave for good
I don't even exercise and I'm skinny fat too. This test is rigged.
my life comes down to bird watching
>>24167444
tfw i got nearly identical results
It feels bad to confirm my suspicions.
There really is no hope.
who /5/ here
original message for the mods, sorry I dont have too much to say about this
At least I workout
wish mind and spirit were higher but I'm okay with this
Not too good desu
Feels kind of okay
Damn. I thought I was doing better than this. 1.5 for love. This is out of ten. Damn.
