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>When even Joesph Stalin was a chad in his early days why
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>When even Joesph Stalin was a chad in his early days

why live when bitches even fucked HIM
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>>24166890
>even fucked him

Women are attracted to sociopaths, especially exotic ones. (Stalin wasn't an ethnic Russian and had a thick accent.)
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>>24166890
he was a short thug that had a taste for very young teen girls, not a chad
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>>24166890
Can't really become a world leader without being a Chad.
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>>24166915
This. Prime chad material
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It's just an overexposed picture, faggot OP.

Stalin was an ugly manlet in real life.
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>>24166939
>implying hitler wasn't a robot
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>>24167005
he's not really ugly though.
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>>24166890
Yeah Im sure he got so many girls
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>>24166929
>he was a short thug that had a taste for very young teen girls, not a chad
So he's a Predator Chad? Sounds like the type of Chad I want to become.
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>>24167077
Sure, buddy
OP's pic is literally tinder-level photo
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>>24166890

too bad thats not stalin
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>>24167091
Russians/georgians where shorter then. You can only grow so much on a diet of turnups
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>>24167046
>incredibly charismatic
>multiple female lovers
>converted to vegetarianism
>had productive hobbies
>actually an hero'd quickly instead of whining about it to his internet friends for years

Not really a robot
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>>24167134
well he isn't ugly. he's not a underwear model for hugo boss or bjorn bork or something, but that doesn't mean he is ugly.

your perceptions have been skewed.
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>>24167219
Read his early life, he dropped out of school, became a neet for a long ass time, there was a girl he really liked but he never managed to confess his love to her, this is the tl;dr of it, literally any biography even the most biased will talk about these things.
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>>24167201
yes it is. Stalin was Georgian
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>>24167219
walt hitler disney was a stupid piece of shit manlet kike. if he hadn't been born a 1%'er he would definitely have been some random loser- .
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>>24167134
>>24167005

He still has sexy facial features.

If he deleted that ugly super mario mustache, he would be fine.
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>>24167276
>Stalin was Georgian
What does that even have to do with what that other guy said? inb4 all russians are blond
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>>24167292
>He still has sexy facial features
This is what commie shits truly believe.
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>>24167292
That mustache probably wasn't ugly back then.
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>>24167360
>That mustache probably wasn't ugly back then.
Probably not, but the mustache stalin has in that pick screams of "look Im now a man I can grow a real mustache!", kinda like you see young people with shit tier beards.
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>>24167264
>school dropout
>lived a bohemian life of fancy
>political activism in youth

Normies do these all the time. He's failed the typical criteria for what makes a robot.

>>24167277
>born a %1'er

Where are you getting this information?
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>>24167219
How many vegetarian Chads do you know? And he was rejected from art school.

He's probably the single most hated person in the world, even though other leaders (like Stalin) killed even more than he did. That alone makes it impossible for him to be a Chad.
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>>24167046

You're thinking of Goebbels-san.
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>>24167277
He was born lower-middle class.

>>24167410
Political activism wasn't just a trendy thing back then. Europe was an unstable place between 1914 through the 1930s. Hitler even went to prison when he first started organinzing. Normies would stop political activity if it became dangerous.
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>>24167434
>How many vegetarian Chads do you know?

Considering 'Chad' is a pretty recent concept revolving around a chest beating frat bro stereotype, not many. And that post was never about him being a Chad, just about him NOT being a robot. You're just propping up a false dichotomy at that point.

>he was rejected from art school

yes, and?

>him being hated matters

Plenty of Chads and normies are thoroughly hated and reviled by the public, it doesn't suddenly make them robots.
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>>24166890
This isn't stalin, and

>>24167005
was edited by the USSR to remove his severe acne
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>>24167410
>>lived a bohemian life of fanc
He and his family were poor as fuck, his dad died early and his mother during his teenage years (I may be wrong on this one I don't remember it well), he went to live with a friend iirc and the only income he had was selling his paintings on the street.
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>>24167475
>Normies would stop political activity if it became dangerous

Most political activity, esp. in the face of danger, is almost entirely carried out by normies. The demands and requirements of politics pretty much exclude most robots.
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>>24167495
>This isn't stalin
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>>24167480
I'd argue that he was a sort of ascended robot that was able to rise up because of a unique social environment that doesn't exist in the modern US.
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>>24167499
That sounds pretty bohemian.
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>>24167518
a heavily edited stalin
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>>24167410
>Where are you getting this information?

from the man the 1%'ers are afriad of

you don't know? you wouldn't be of much use anyway.
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>>24167518
>the stars align perfectly and an ugly guy dets a decent pic that's later edited to hell and back to make it better
>muh communist senpai was so kawaiii :DDD
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>>24167531
>ascended robot

That's just robots flattering themselves at this point. He doesn't fit the definition of 'robot', and most of his achievements required him to be the polar opposite of what a robot is.

You could argue that another name for an ascended robot is Chad/normie, then.

>of a unique social environment that doesn't exist in the modern US.

Not all robots are American
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>>24167501
That might be true in the developing world where people are used to war and instability, but I don't think the typical normie in the US would risk getting jailed or tortured for his or her political beliefs.

Chad and Stacy are pretty apolitical and generally oblivious to what goes on outside their immediate surroundings.
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>>24167219
>>24167410
>>24167445
>I remained standing by the door. Adolf signed to me to go. As I was opening the door, Frau Klara
waved to me with her outstretched hand. I shall never forget the words which the dying woman
then uttered in a whisper. "GustI," she said -- usually she called me Mr. Kubizek, but in thathour
she used the name by which Adolf always called me -- "go on being a good friend to my son
when I'm no longer here. He has no one else."
August Kubizeck -The young Hitler l knew
https://archive.org/stream/TheYoungHitlerIKnew/TheYoungHitlerIKnewJr_djvu.txt
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>>24167600
Also jails back then weren't the joke they are nowadays, don't forget he also fought in WW1.
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>>24167564
somehow you don't complain when this happen to your false idol walt hitler.

and it happened a lot.
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>>24167643
Honestly I doubt German jails in the Weimar Republic were that much worse than US ones today.

As for the fighting in World War I, it was a draft, not supporting your nation was almost unthinkable in those days. The military actually attracts a lot of robot-types when you think about it. People with nothing to lose are more likely to take risks.
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>>24167692
Do you somehow believe that Walt Disney and Adolf Hitler were the same person?
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>>24167600
>>24167643
>That might be true in the developing world where people are used to war and instability

Then the issue is being shifted from their normie status to the external circumstances surrounding them. We can safely assume that post and pre Great War germany didn't enjoy the relative prosperity the US does now, so then the issue realigns to whether a person doing the things he did is normie or robot. And judging from the things he not only did, but did well, he's as far from robot as you can be.


>fought in WWI

how many robots have enlisted in combat service?

>>24167618
The fact that August even existed at all precludes Hitler from robot status
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>>24167738
does it matter? I hate political pigs whether they are commies, nazis, lolbertarians, liberals or whatever, make no difference.
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>>24167776
>how many robots have enlisted in combat service?

It was a draft and such a war would (and has) fuck up normies pretty well psychologically.
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>>24167805
Fair enough, but you can argue that only normies are better equipped to weather such trauma, as robots get psychologically destroyed over much, much less.
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>>24167827
the only people who don't get "war-sickness" are so called "psychotics".
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>>24167827
Depends on the kind some robots are very weak willed, some other are almost psychopath-tier but normies will get fucked up in some way or another.

You can see that with all the dudebros chads that join the american military and come back home pretty fucked up.
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>>24166915
>Stalin was a sociopath
Nice meme.
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>>24167850
Again, never said they don't get the trauma, just that they manage it much better.

And 'psychotics' don't automatically qualify as robots; you can't just say that anything that isn't conventionally normie is a robot; that binary doesn't really exist.. Those psychopaths are often the exact opposite of robots, too.
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>>24167857
You're willing to find the nuance between different kinds of robots, but you're continuing to homogenize normies as one in the same. Some normies are better able to deal with those stressors than other normies. But on a whole, because of their cohesive social bonds, management skills and other traits; normies tend to deal with that much better than robots would.
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>>24167850
So most Chads then.
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>>24167873
Try and argue it. He even killed people in his own party like Trotsky.
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>>24167928
Robots are people that have no social connections, thus no GFs and never had sex, it's easier for to fall into these categories because of either the status you were born in or mental illness or even if you are healty for a reason or another, robots are people that haven't had a regular life since the start.
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>Jesus Christ died a virgin
>Stalin and Hitler got their pick of any bitches

humanity.jpg
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>>24167885
Psychosis is not really related to psychopathy. It's about a person's ability to discern so called "reality" from fiction or imagination.

>tfw heavily psychotic
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>>24169131
>Psychosis is not really related to psychopathy. It's about a person's ability to discern so called "reality" from fiction or imagination.

My mistake. Statement still applies though, being psychotic doesn't automatically qualify for robot-hood.
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stalin was based
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>>24169111
>made up guy was a written to be a virgin while people in real life have sex
what's that supposed to be telling us about humanity?
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>>24169214
the Hitler character, invented by Walt Disney aka Kermit Roosevelt, was also written to be a virgin. supposedly he was always a gentleman to women, but never tried to make any moves as he respected too much. and many believe he never slept with Eva Braum either.
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>>24167618
Wow, Gustav was a really great guy. I wish I had a friend like that.
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>>24167873
Nigga he literally purged his generals -- people he had "close" relationships with because he didn't like/trust them.

He literally had his old homie Trotsky murdered with an icepick.

If that's not sociopathic to you, I don't know what is.

Pic somewhat related.
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>>24169355
>He literally had his old homie Trotsky murdered with an icepick.
Trotsky deserved it. And they were never homies.
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>>24167564
>>24167495
>this isn't stalin
>get btfo and told thoroughly
>okay what i meant is that it isn't stalin AS WE KNOW him, it's obviously stalin but it's a heavily edited photo so you can't even tell its him
move the goalposts some more you insufferable wannabe-pedant faggot.
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>>24167873
learn his history before you start sucking troll cock
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