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>tfw you were always a tomboy growing up and now people think you're a lesbian or a feminist
>tfw no friends
>tfw you want to go out in the wilderness and camp, but you can't go alone because you're a girl
>tfw no athletic bf to go jogging, biking, and hiking with
>>24166502
Those activities don't sound very athletic. You seem to want a frail cardiobunny twink.
>>24166502
>tfw no athletic bf to go jogging, biking, and hiking with
M-Me pls
>tfw no tomboy gf
If you're hot just go get one, you are literally on easy mode right now.
>tfw too lazy to ever deserve a qt tomboy gf
>>24166502
>tfw used to jog and run in highschool
>tfw actually like exercise
>tfw no friends
>tfw don't wanna do it alone
>tfw no face
>tfw you have no ass or boobs
>tfw helplessly doing squats
>>24166502
"""""""""""""Men"""""""""""""""""""" who do cardio
Kekking hard at that one
>>24166549
/fit/ please go, everyone knows that men are more interested in muscle than women.
>>24166502
>but you can't go alone because you're a girl
What?
>Tfw the only type of affection you get and cherish is from video games
>tfw mystery hasn't posted in like 3 days
suffering
>>24166777
If they're parakeks autism simulators be my gf. If not get some taste
Hi, i am also a girl, i am also sad.
>>24166502
>tomboy
oh dont mind me, i'll just take a sip of this glass of refreshing water
>>24166502
A lot of decent men would marry a girl like that.
>>24166805
>girl
your cock says otherwise, cutie.
it's okay. you can be my submissive little cum whore, i would love to make a trap leak precum desu
>>24166777
video games are the worst, if you cant close your eyes and get the exact same level of interactivity you probably have an under-developed imagination.
>tfw my first and only never-met-before-extreme-long-distance bf cheated and then left me for his waifu
>tfw I still care about him so much I helped him pick an artist for his commissions
>tfw it was her birthday he made her cupcakes bought her roses and a card, but he still doesn't know mine.
>tfw he posted about her on reddit and about how he never saw things going anywhere with me
>tfw it was all a lie and he never cared about me at all he was just afraid of having a waifu
Why even live. It was my fault anyway I didn't bring anything good to the relationship I have no hobbies or personality I'm surprised he didn't break up with me first.
>>24166502
A lot of men would love to date you stupid cunt.
>>24166829
wow, busted. how does op do it?
I'm not even a trap sumannai
>>24166875
Considering it was the second response I'm sure she knows.We will never be an athletic couple and do all kinds of outdoorsy shit together ;_;
>>24166858
i know that feel
>tfw strung along as a "love project" by this cute girl for a year
>really thought it was real, even planning on buying her a ring and shit
>all of a sudden she finds her true husbando, dumps me, and is on his dick in less than a week.
>tfw i still think about her every day and cry constantly
>>24166900
I'm sorry man its the worst isn't it. By husbando did you mean 2D? Because I meant 2D.
>tfw I know he'll email me later about how great it is that she's his companion in Fallout
it's literally impossible to know a person, they are constantly changing and there is no reliable way to tell if and how they will change.
>>24166593
what if you're really ugly?
>>24166961
I'd still date you and odds are so would other men
>be a neet and be extremely bored and start dreading living every day
>work and start to hate every other living human being and dread waking up
i don't know which is worse
>tfw like to go straight into the bush in a tank top and shorts fuck the hicking trail
>tfw covered in mud, ticks, and scratches but dont care
>tfw cant explore the wilderness alone anymore because 22 and its weird.
>tfw stupid
>tfw lazy
>tfw vagina doesnt work (no feeling at all) probably because you took a variety of prescribed pills for depression / psychosis during teenage years
>tfw no asexual bf
>>24166858
If this guy would rather have a drawing as a girlfriend then he is probably not the kind of guy you wanna date. Just saying.
>>24167030
Heyy bb. Not asexual but have a low as fuck libido. Plz be my gf
>>24166979
The first one. At least with the latter you make that paper
>>24166792
How do you know? Huh?
>>24166985
I feel too self conscious to do this. I worry someone will see me and think I'm a loser wandering around alone
>>24166946
Good post. That perfectly sums up what I've been realizing recently. I couldn't quite put my finger on the reason before now.
Shut the fuck up cunts
Your mere presence on this board disgusts me
>>24166858
If you want, I could seduce you and make you fall in love with me so that you forget about that guy.
>>24167036
He really isn't. I still don't know why I'm not over him. It's embarrassing being keked by a drawing.
>>24166985
>>24167100
>tfw no gf to explore forests and go on small adventures with
>>24167163
I'd just be wasting your time I'm very boring and I mean it when I say that
>>24167194
Well I'm interesting enough for the both of us, and I have a lot of time to waste, but if you don't want to, whatever.
>>24166502
>tfw you felt alone your entire life
>finally find amazing bf
>we're both autistic
>communication issues due to autism
>awkward silence for days
>whatjusthappened.jpg
>don't have the balls to talk to him
>feel so alone I want to kill myself
>cry myself to sleep
>>24167220
Wew lad, please dont get baited into some bologna.
>>24167171
Seriously don't think about him or his waifu, don't compare yourself to 2D.
There are men out there who will listen, and genuinely care about you.
If the guy wants to jack off to anime all his adult life, let him. It's not something you should deal with.
I can assure you that there are decent men (even on here) who would love to meet you and be a better partner than he will ever be.
>>24167100
I wander outside alone a lot, people might be aware that you're odd but no one is going to say anything or bother you unless you are walking on private property. Sometimes people wave at me or say hi so I don't think they give a shit.
I'm a girl btw
>>24167187
>go on small adventures
like what?
>>24167171
That post is funny as fuck because he's so self-aware. He seems like a pretty cool guy. He's right, though. Just get another boyfriend geez.
>>24167220
If you're up for it I'm up for it drop deets
>>24167289
That last line is a red flag for bait. But imma take it anyway. People dont get too creeped out over girls exploring. People only get creeped out by bulky dudes such as myself wandering around
>>24167289
Where do you go? What do you wear and take with you? A bag? I don't leave the house much
>>24167298
He was okay but he never admitted to anything when I asked him which was the bad part.
>find another bf
>implying it's that easy
Next cunt who posts itt i will find and beat her face in
>>24167317
I just dropped the last line as a joke but I seriously am female and was trying to indicate that no one cares about girls walking around unless they want to do something to you which has never happened to me.
>>24167298
But anon, if she got another bf now she'd miss out on all this attention she gets here.
>>24167290
Exploring nature
>>24166832
My imagination is over active. But its different imagining your relationship with your husbando and having a video game play it out in a cutscene for you.
I don't think video games are the worst so lets agree to disagree on our opinions on them.
>>24166801
Having some taste means you aren't in it.
>>24167230
>my bf isn't good enough
poor you
>>24167138
>>24166946
continuing the theme; this is one of my all time favourite passages from Alice In Wonderland:
"Who are you?" said the Caterpillar.
This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, 'I- I hardly know, Sir, just at present- at least I know who I was when I got up this morning. but I think I must have changed several times since then."
>>24167338
>implying its not easy
>r9k
>implying you cant get one just by mentioning you are a grill
>>24167334
I carry a backpack, I usually take
>money
>my 3DS (maybe streetpasses??)
>keys
>a taser or pepper spray
>snacks
>a knife
>water
>extra warm clothes
>a hat
>socks (you might step in something wet)
>>24167378
Yeah, she can get all the naive yet entitled guys who plead for gfs. All the halfway decent guys have got burned before and now troll these threads for giggles
>>24167365
What the actual fuck, I never implied he wasn't. If anything, he's too good for me.
>>24167412
>implying there are half decent guys here
>implying they would settle for someone who posts here
>>24167424
I thought i was decent once. Then i remembered where i was. But even if i was decent, i'd be hesitant about femanons. There's a reason this place has a reputation after all
>>24167334
Oh I forgot about the other two questions, cover as much skin with a thin layer of clothes as possible because of being scratches by branches in shit. Wear jeans and shoes you can comfortably walk in. I usually wear dark clothes to stand out less. Hats will stop ticks and bugs from falling in your hair.
I usually walk around woods and canals near my house, I walk past a Starbucks often hence the "carry my 3ds" thing.
>>24166735
I really feel for girls like this. It's the equivalent of being a short guy.
>>24167468
Yeah but at least you can exercise a ass onto yourself if you try hard enough, poor manlet robots can't get taller without surgery.
>>24167467
Ticks don't fall from above.
>>24167468
I dont really. I just find something else about their body i like. There is always something
>>24167448
This. Never been burned and don't intent to be, either.
>>24167520
I am short as fuck dude, I have had a wood tick stuck on my scalp before, I can assure you that they do sometimes fall from above.
>>24167500
Not quite the same imo. I'm sure it helps some though.
>>24167521
Honestly not sure if I could date a girl with nothing to play with.
>>24167545
I have man. A couple times. It hurts a lot and i'd rather joke around and not get entangled in someone else's life anymore. You're making the right choice.
>>24167582
Well, for me, i find something to touch or caress. Am especially fond of legs and hips. Qt lips and neck are nice too
All I require in a female:
-shave pits, shave legs, shave pubes
-be female
>>24167392
>>24167467
Thank you! I've always been stupidly really apprehensive about it but I'll give it a shot this week finally
>>24167355
>agree to disagree
>mfw my eternal love used this phrase often
>mfw im faceless
im dying right now
k. is it you?
Shilling female here, I just got my shill edition in the mail. I'm getting the fuck outta here now, bye other cutie females. Have a nice day~
>>24167634
-shave pits, shave legs, shave pubes
The first two are optional for me, but I much prefer unshaved pubes
>>24167683
Hnng, doesnt matter, be my gf.
>>24167683
at least trim them, holy shit.
pubes are fucking nasty as shit. no man wants to go down on a girl only to kiss her with her pubes stick in his teeth.
>>24167708
Read ticket. I'm a guy saying you're standards are two high
>>24167548
I don't have any experience with wood ticks, so maybe it's different.
>>24167724
>two
meant too
>>24167724
Dang it.
>>24167724
>shaving
>standards too high
look, all i'm saying is that 95% of the female population does it, and the other 5% have a lot of cats.
>>24167800
argumentum ad populum
>tfw only fucked five Chads so far today
Losing my touch to be honest ladies
>>24167418
Hope you get raped
>>24167670
Fuck you, Lauren
>>24168153
I'm not laura but she sounds like she is having a good time right now.
>>24168089
XXDDDDD sooo funny! Cus thats how all girls are right!? looooooll!inb4 you call roastie
>>24166578
Lets go jogging, honey. My gf is too lazy to join me ;/
>>24168238
Nice serial killer motel
Stop being poor, faggot
>>24168252
Im poor as fuck btw. But what. Motel? Serial killer? I don't know the fuck you're talking about.
>snapchatting my dick
>>24168238
shave yourself monkey, it looks hideous. other than that, nice body
>>24168232
>inb4 you call roastieW-what do I do now?
>>24168267
Stop wasting money on carrots to fake dick pics, and actually go and get a job, you disgusting wooly faggot
>mfw I spend more on socks than you earn in a year
>>24168238
thank you hungry skeleton
get some muscle you skinny fuckboy
>>24168292
t-t-thanks and so. But nah. Gf loves it too much for me to shave. Ive been thinking about it, i'd love to try being hairless someday.
>>24168309
Gf was a roastie when i took her virginity when we were 15
>>24168330
better than you, you silly neckbeard fat fuck.
>>24168343
not me
>>24168330
>>24168323
>>24168342 is me yesterday. 77kg 181 cm
>>24168342
>those child shoes
So you also kidnap and raoe children?
Reported
>>24168360
>that skrillex-tranny-feminist looking faggot
>gf
My fucking sides
Kill yourself, you pedo fuck
>>24168238
>>24168342
>>24168360
this is literally, LITERALLY /soc/
moochink just delete this board already
>>24168360
HAHAHAHAH han foll for evelinagycklet
du vet att det dar ar en sjukt stord kille som finns exakt OVERALLT pa svenska internet o anvander bilder av den tjejen eller?
>claiming to be a girl on the internet
>flirting with girls on an anonymous image board
It's like you people forget how you're on /r9k/ to trick yourself into thinking you aren't a giant fucking loser for participating in this thread.
>>24166502
bee my gillfriend? or just be my friend
>>24168439
Kul att jag knullat skiten ur hennes fitta:*
>>24168373
Lul?
>>24168238
This is creepy and your body is really gross
>>24168472
What are you even doing here?
Get the fuck out and take your nastie hoes with you
>>24168238
>>24168238
This is really fucking weird and creepy. You really shouldn't post yourself online.
>>24167412
>all the halfway decent guys have got burned before and now troll
>>24168238
Seems like you've had a long day.
>>24168472
Vart hittar du dessa laettimponerade brudar? Galet.
My roommate keeps accidentally bumping his face into my breasts whenever we pass each other in the kitchen or hallway. He keeps blaming it on his height since he's short.
>>24169225
a pro of being a short dude
>have more hair on your body than most of your guy friends
I don't even bother shaving my arms and legs much anymore. It's just too much of a hassle to shave my whole body every week.
>>24169314
>tfw no hairy gf
Marry me pls
>>24169225
What's with these gfd baits lately?
>>24169314
>shave legs, arms, tummy, armpits and pubes
>hair has already started to grow back the next day
>everything is itchy
why does my body hate me
>>24169398
Because you're trying to make yourself ugly and you're body wants to stop it
>sleeping over at friend's house
>he accidentally sees me naked after I just got out of the shower
>immediately cover myself
>he tells me to not be shy and uncover myself since he already caught a glimpse and there's no harm in seeing me naked
>slowly uncover myself
>he says to me "See? we're all adults here. It's just nudity."
>>24169443
What is the purpose of this feel? Also
>sleeping over at a friends house
>sex is not mentioned
>taking a shower and wandering around after a shower
Are you 15 or something?
>>24169466
It's a guy writing shitty stories while he faps anon
>>24169481
its funnier if you assume its two dudes
>>24167187
>getting blown in the crisp outdoors air at a sunny clearing
I will never know this feel...
>tfw no bf
>tfw spend days playing tekken 4, gta, and crying
>tfw always sperging over sonic
>tfw wanting to marry my anime waifu
>tfw depressed af
My friend has such low self-esteem that when I stayed at his house while my parents were busy getting a divorce that he would change his clothes in front of me and didn't care that I saw his penis. He has a small penis. When he has morning wood, he didn't care that I saw it since 'no point in hiding who I am'.
>>24168133
O-ok, anon. Whatever I did to you, I'm sorry.
>>24169533
Why do you assume that he has low self-esteem? Are you people so fucking degenerate that you can't even change in front of someone else?
how would you feel about dating a girl who has sucked 36 sicks?
>>24169525
>tekken 4
>gta
You aren't gf material anon
>>24169561
A person with more self-esteem would have the sensibility to cover themselves or be more modest. A person with low self-esteem would go on about being shameless looking for people to judge them so they
Going into the wilderness alone is stupid as fuck even for men.
>all of my friends stop going camping and start doing drugs and 'chilling'
>all every basic bitch wants to ever do is netflix and chill
>last person I had to do this shit with, my dad, is getting older and less active, never wants to do anything
>haven't done anything active outdoors in at least 5 years because of this shit
Granted jogging and biking are for women and faggots, but I really wish I had someone to go hiking, fishing and camping with.
>>24169561
Anon that's obviously a man who's posting his fap fuel
>>24169564
I wouldn't do it. Why?
>>24169580
I play WoW too but that isn't much better
>>24169603
>used to play runescape
You're close, but still too pleb
>Tfw no female friend to game with
Its all I want. I'm female if any fembots play vidya exclusively and have ps3/4 or pc reply to this post immediately.
>>24169525
I hope those aren't the only video games you play.
>>24169525
>>24169603
Be my gf pls and thank you.
>>24169632
H-hmu
>>24169593
>Going into the wilderness alone is stupid as fuck even for men.
What's the problem? Just get the emergency satellite messenger thingy and you are good to go.
>>24169603
>>24169616
>mmo
>current year
>>24168238
My uncle fucked a wolf once on a drunken dare. He was a logger in Ontario. Is that you, cousin?
>>24169656
Location, yoo?
>>24169686
I said "used to play" anon. Paradox games are what she should be playing, even if Jewhan is out to ruin your wallet
>tfw no bf who cuts himself and lets me heal him with my love
>>24169701
USA :-)
>>24169656
[email protected]
If you don't email me I'll burn myself.
>>24169603
Where at? I literally reinstalled yesterday, haven't played since wrath.
>occasionally go to anime conventions with my best friends
>after years of being friends together she comes out to me as a lesbian
Is it wrong that I feel violated? I don't hate lesbians or anything. The problem I have with her is that I changed my clothes in front of her at hotel rooms many times before meaning that she probably got off on seeing me naked. I don't feel comfortable changing in front of her anymore.
>>24169717
Be my gf and I'll start :^)
>>24169732
Le emailed
>boyfriend and his ex are musicians
>they practiced a bunch of duets together
>can't really avoid his ex since my friends are friends with his ex
>birthday party at her place last weekend
>boyfriend and her started playing a bunch of songs together while everyone partied
It was heart wrenching seeing how much chemistry they have when they sing together.
>>24169749
It seems weird that you'd think that you BEST FRIEND would be leering at you. Chances are she's just as embarrassed and anxious as you are.
>>24169832
That's what you get for needing high status men. They are in demand.
>>24169749
>I don't hate lesbians or anything
Then you're trash
>>24169717
>>24169732
You two anime fug.
>>24166502
>tfw morphine junkie
>tfw want to shoot but scared of needles
>tfw no bf to inject it for me as he comforts me
>>24169832
My ex actually broke up with me over that shit. I'm not even alpha or anything. Women are fucking weird.
>>24166502
Would you go hunting (for food, not sport) with your BF?
The lack of women into hunting is sad.
Someone be my uk gf
I don't have an open relationship with my boyfriend. But we are okay with holding hands and dancing provocatively with others. It's kissing, foreplay, and anything sexual or overly romantic is where we draw the line. He holds hands with other girls. I hold hands with other guys.
>>24169905
I don't know how to get drugs but this sounds exactly like what I want to be doing.
>>24169911
I broke up with my gf over that shit. It hurts too much.
>>24169905
be my druggy gf plox
>>24169949
>my bf is a kek
fascinating
>>24169628
What do you play, anon?
>boyfriend has a pet snake
>>24170025
Snakes are qt
>jerking a guy off for the first time
>doing it while feeling the whole penis in my hand
>brother says I'm doing holding it too tight
>do it with barely feeling the penis in my hand
>brother tilts his head back until he cums in my hand
I like giving handjobs to guys, but I like feeling the penis in my hand. However, whenever I do it with touch of the penis all over my hands I'm apparently doing it too tight. I don't feel like I'm touching it at all when I'm giving a proper handjob.
>>24169722
>69905
Where in US?
>>24170102
*boyfriend
not brother.
I never jerked off my brother.
>>24170102
>>brother says
u wot m8
>>24170149
it was a typo. A really bad typo.
>>24170146
>>24169717
You should heal my left forearm with your love.
Hit: it's full of scars from self harm.
>>24170000
Loving your quads.
I'm an avid PlayStation gamer so I've played many titles. Anything from resident evil to grand turismo.
Currently working on Final Fantasy titles like 13 trilogy and Type-0. Just beat Dragon Age Inquisition. I also play League of Legends, plan to get back into FF14 an MMO. And have played WoW and GW2. Thought GW is boring as hell playing alone in comparison to WoW.
I still should beat W3 so its on my backlog. I've played tons of arcade games before but don't have them now and usually enjoy the at arcades now.
I play nearly everything but sports games.
>>24170102
>>brother
Fembots everyone
>>24170194
>I'm an avid PlayStation gamer
How would you guys feel about a girl who opened up to you about jerking off her brother a few times?
She no longer does it, but it was a small thing they had together and never escalated any further.
>>24169749
you're probably in the friendzone and she doesn't feel that way about you.
if you happened to be in the same room as some guy you weren't attracted to and he was changing, you wouldn't get off on it.
>>24170222
I'd ask if I could be her replacement niisan
>>24170222
I'd feel like it was fap fuel posted by a man on a mongolian finger painting forum
>>24169525
>tekken
how the fuck do you play tekken i ve tried so many times fuck 3d fighters
>>24170222
Would kek. Probably just joke about it. Would also ask that you treat me like your brother, if thats what you do to them
>so lonely i fall in love with people talking on mic on xbl and join every game they join because i want to hear their voice
>>24170304You can hear my voice on skype if you'd like
>>24170326
Are you a girl? Www.curious
>>24170304
I feel you man. I use the female sexy audio threads on /soc/ to fall asleep every night. Dont even get turned on, it's just nice hearing voices
>>24170210
I guess no friends for me then.
>>24170222
i've jerked off to incest hentai so i'm in no position to judge but i'd be a little worried that it'd be something she might feel guilty about.
i'd feel bad if she had a brother complex and i was just a guy she settled for.
>>24170347
No I'm a guy.I thought you were a girl sorry anon
>>24170222
How would a girl feel about a guy doing something similar with his sister? We dont do that stuff anymore and we feel pretty ashamed of it
>>24170355
Have you tried pillowtalkaudio onreddit? inb4 >reddit
It's pretty much the only reason I use the site myself desu senpai, just makes me feel better having someone say nice things to me
>>24169749
>newfriends falling for pasta
>>24170468
pls greentext, anon
>>24168238
I remember you from a raceb8 thread where you said you were an arab living in sweden fucking a bunch of ptp swedish pussy.
>>24170194
>I'm an avid PlayStation gamer so I've played many
Oh Christ, my sides
Please be b8
>tfw no nonwhite conservative husband that wants kids and likes to attend punx/noise shows
>tfw at college so see lots of white men that support green party/labour and listen to 500-days-of-summer-core
>>24170507
It's not really worth greentexting. Me and my sister always slept together growing up, and occasionally we would put our hands down each other's shorts to experiment.
>>24170576
>tfw white
1/3 Isn't bad right?
>>24170584
did you talk about it when you were older or is it something you never bring up? do you ever feel uncomfortable around her, like there's a thing you can't acknowledge that you're both embarrassed by?
>>24170576
>black
>politically center
>have non hipster faggot taste in music
1.5/3
Marry me when?
>>24170375
i made the post and yes i am female
i didnt ask if you were a girl that was someone else
>>24170641
Oh. Well the offer still stands
>>24170641
You really fall in love with anyone who gives you attention? If you are that lonely why not find a malebot to talk to?
>>24166735
Try lunges
>>24170684
They don't have to give me attention. They can be talking to someone else on xbl. If I like the persons voice, I'll imagine him as my ideal bf.
>>24170680
I get too anxious to talk on Skype. i just like to listen
>>24170797
>If I like the persons voice, I'll imagine him as a Chad who will give me the time of day
Nasty
>>24170797
But you can listen and not talk on skype
>>24170819
Chad does give me the time of day. I sperg out and don't get anywhere
>>24170833
id imagine youd want me to talk too
>>24170877
But I don't mind you just listening
>>24170833
>>24170904
She wants an alpha male voice, not someone this thirsty lad.
>>24170576
Non white punk show attendee here. Where are you
>>24170921
Being thirsty isn't indicative of how my voice sounds. Just the shape of my jawline anon
>>24170551
Why is everyone making fun of me for this. I've been following their console line since the first ps1. I play PC games but I have more of my console games. I guess I wouldn't find any console patrician females here. I wish I was dead. I just wanted a female friend.
>>24171021
Post vocaroo sample.
>>24171076
Nah. My voice is meh tier, but at least it's not high pitched
>>24169543
Hint: you didn't do anything. Some people are just going to hate you for reasons entirely beyond your control.I know, it sucks.
>>24171040
All the girls I met off 4chan play PlayStation.
Shouldn't be hard to find one.
I'm making fun of you for sounding like a faggotWanna be friends?
>>24170635
We never talked about it really. I think i feel more embarrased than her, because when we're both back home she still wants to cuddle and sleep with me, although there isnt any lewd touching. I dont really know how she feels about it, or about me really. I dont want to bring it up first, but i'd love to hear her thoughts on it
>>24169543
be my gfasdlkjfasldkjf
>>24171099
My voice is deep as fuck and I'm 6'4, leave her to me.
>>24171203
No because you're male.
It seems like I'm going to have to make a separate thread since no girls here do.
>>24170797
You like just listening to someone shoot the shit and talk? I've often thought it would be turbo cute if a girl just wanted to be around me regardless of what I was doing, listening, whatever as long as they got to be around me. Obviously she's my gf in the scenario, but still. I don't know if I'd be too entertaining though.
>>24171612
I also have this thought as a dude. Being wanted just feels good, i guess. Too bad my voice a shit though. It's tenor as fuck
>>24170304
What kind of voice?
>>24169398
Get yourself lasered
>>24166502
>Find someone I actually like in a long time
>confess
>couple days later basically get rejected
I don't know what to do now, we were talking everyday, watching movies, playing vidya, and listening to music.
Now, nothing.
>>24173447
I know the feeling. Just gotta grow some thicker skin and learn to move on, there are plenty more people out there. This is a unisex problem and a unisex solution
>>24166792
s-sorry for letting you down anon-kun
>>24173332
it's too expensive
>>24173447
Iktf girlfriend
Why can't Chad pick me over those skinny bitches?
Must be cus he's not a REEEEL man who can handle a REEEEL woman with curves mhmm
>like a guy
>tfw all he does is talk about his oneitis and how great and beautiful she is
>>24173509
Yeah, i didn't see another feels thread so I just came here. Thanks though. I'm starting to notice a pattern of whenever I like someone they end up ditching me. Maybe I'm just crazy.
>>24173571
Make it up to me by being my gf
>>24173675
Nah, i'm a guy notices that. I think i get too clingy or i creep them out by imagining our lives together. I really dont mean to, its just what i do when i'm happy i guess
>>24173683
o-okay anon-kun
I am going to start imitating women to ruin your search for a beta provider on here. You skanks are not welcome here. gtfo.
> fembot here teeheee I'm so ugly
>>24166502
Babe I live in MN. Me and my friends go camping all the time. I'm not athletic thou I'm chubs
>tfw you want to go out in the wilderness and camp, but you can't go alone because you're a girl
>tfw you were always a tomboy growing up
wew lass
>Tomboy
>Can't spend a night outside
Don't worry, some guy might take you to a camping ground and guard you from the bugs while you take pics for instagram ecks dee.
>>24173724
Does this mean you'll actually respond to my emails this time :^)
>>24173786
yiisssss
mystery, someone told me you aren't a virgin today. I-is that true?
;_;
Was it diarrhea.jpg? I forgot honestly
>>24173786
She has been doing this for years now. Mystery is a heartbreaker. Her cold slav heart thrives on it. Since she is not pretty enough to do it irl, she does it online.
>>24173872
this is bullshit fuck off
>>24173867
dysenteryjpg
close
>>24173845
yes im not a virgin. who told you this?
>>24166502
>but you can't go alone because you're a girl
>Tomboy
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Sorry, Stacy, you aren't a tomboy if you couldn't pass girl scouts lololololol.
>>24173887
>yes im not a virgin. who told you this?
Was that supposed to be a secret? I'm not the anon you're responding to but you've posted about it before.
>>24167670
great you play fallout. gtfo. as if this makes you special you cunt trolling for betas.
if a guy tried shilling his fallout here would any one give a fuck? get out you are not welcome.
>>24166502
>>tfw you want to go out in the wilderness and camp, but you can't go alone because you're a girl
stop making excuses and do it. plenty of women have.
>>24173929
god damn i only posted that to assblast you faggots and it totally worked get assblasted you stupid fuckface faggot
>>24173887
whoredisgusting impure whore
>>24173887
>this is bullshit fuck off
How many years have you been here? How many people have contacted you? What happened to mystery's biggest fan? They were not the issues. It was always you.
>>24173447
good. gtfo your kind is not welcome.
>>24173872
>slav
Sounds perfect tbqhwy family
>>24173887
sent
>>24173924
No im just wondering because i didnt realize people spoke about me in private
>>24173960
are you mysterys biggest fan? holy shit kek. i dont know what happened to him, i miss him.
i'm not the issue.
