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Fapping is THE greatest thing ever.
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I want to tell you all about how often I masturbate.

I stroke my cock at LEAST 3 times a day if not usually more.

There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who non-ironically do no-fap.

I laugh, no, I encourage their silly behavior, go ahead, abstain friends.

I'll just be fapping stroking my big long cock as many times as I feel like it.

It feels fucking GOOD holy shit. I'm sure women must be so jealous I'm keeping this cock all to myself, and I can fap as may times a day as I want and no one can do anything about it!
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I too jack my pecker and make cum at least 2 times a day mostly 5~6.

I like to take a break from hand jacking and hump my onahip or use my onamouth as well.
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I want to tell you all about how often I masturbate.

I finger my boipussi with AT LEAST 3 fingers if not usually more.

There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who non-ironically do no-fap.

I laugh, no, I encourage their silly behavior, go ahead, abstain friends.

I'll just be fapping with my tight boipussi as many times as I feel like it.

It feels fucking GOOD holy shit. I'm sure dominant men must be so jealous I'm keeping this boipussi all to myself, and I can fap as may times a day as I want and no one can do anything about it!
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>>24164431
I dont know about women but I certainly am. What can I do to make you share?
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I hate living in a dorm I can't jerk it whenever I want
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me too,
sometimes it goes up to 21 times a day when I order cheese pizza with extra cheese
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>>24164431
lol that guy looks like stephen moyer
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>>24166373
shave, start lifting, move to america and become a pornstar

I want to see you on blacked.com. If you can't make it on blacked.com, then I want you on dogfart.com

Good luck, f4m
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>>24166434
He's obviously Indian.
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Tfw i prefer fapping to IRL sex.
It's nice to be selfish and only think about your needs and wants sometimes. Also my partner isn't good at getting me off.
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>>24164431
>my big long cock
Somehow I doubt that.
If you really had a big one, you'd know that it's a major chore to milk it all the time.
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>>24166460
why do you think so?
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>>24166628
Oh, anon. I'd gladly milk it for you <3
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ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))ohyhhhhmy willyfeelssogood;))))endlessWILLYPLEASUR E.

step 1: grab your willy

step 2: waggle it up and down!!!!!!

step 3: even tho it hurts waggle it to FULLJOY!!!!mmHHHHmmmmmwaggleurwilly;))

step 4: CUM WILLY JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

!!!myWIIIIIIIIIILLLLYYY!!!!!
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>>24166681
what ethnicity are you?
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