>I bake her pies
>Chad gave her a cream-pie
>I offer her chocolate
>she's takes a chocolate BBC
>>24163804
nah man
>i give her giggle
>Chad's facial dribbles
>I lie in her lap
>Chad uses her to fap
>I come over to give her flowers
>Chad comes over for golden showers
>you bought her a car
>chad tk her 2da bar|
>While you scream reeee
>He gives her the D
>rhyming pies with pie
WEWE LADE
>>24163793
>I stood there in the corner
>Face down looking at my phone
>At the big party
>In the corner
>Alone
>On the other side
>I saw chad
>And also my crush
>with whom the wildest kiss he had
>when you see her you say "hey"
>later she gets a chad bukkake
You cover her shift
She sits on chads dick
This is easily the best meme to come out of r9k
>you post frogs on r9k wishing she was yours
>Chad's cock is throbbing in between her toes
>>24163793
>she smiled at you and laughed at your joke
>Chad's huge cock is making her choke
There once was a sad-sack anon
Whose dick was as small as a prawn
To help with his sizing,
The beta uprising
Ensured all the normies were gone
>you post saying "wew lad"
>Chad's fucking her real bad
>>24163793
>she went out with you as a friend
>Chad made her sit on his bell-end
At night, she texts you last.
At night, Chad fucks her ass.
>>24164967
>a chad bukkake
>a chad
>bukkake
>>24163793
>I tell her white lies
>Chad gives her cream pies
>You post toads
>She's taking chad's loads
>you are eager to see her next day
>she is eager to be Chad's next lay
>>24163793
>I wish her good day
>Chad fucks her all night
>when she messages you
>your heart skips a beat
>your hope is awakened anew
>maybe this time she wont cheat?
>the first time you saw her she looked innocent and kind
>soon it turned out she only has Chad on her mind
>with you she's nice and meek
>with him she's a little freak
>she sat down next to you, but your mind is numb
>later she was with Chad, shyly sucking on his thumb
>alone in your dorm, toiling against the feeling of doom
>you ask yourself, how fast does Chad move?
>it seems every girl you meet, they've experienced him before
>with silent sorrow, you vow that you will love no more
>>24163793
>with my jokes I make her laugh
>chad cums right in her ass
>>24164914
Simple yet elegant
>>24164839
I like your style
>>24166907
Best one yet desu famo
>She looked in your eyes and gave you a smile
>Chads going to pump her with cum and leave in a while
>Your heart will break for loving this whore
>But at least Chad will make sure her asshole stays sore
>>24163793
I FUCKED HER MUM
CHAD SLAPS HER BUM
>I tell her I will get her free mobile data and that my love for her is true
>She says 'Fuck off Mohinder and learn to POO IN THE LOO!'
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Her face is both
When Chad is through
>you treat her with respect
>his cum she can't deflect
>with you she says no
>with him she says oh, ohh, ohhh
>>24170541
>you confess your love
>she sucks Chad dry
>>24163793
>You help her with an assignment after class
>Chad explores the depths of her ass
>>24163793
whos the fucking op who makes these threads every day and starts it with one that doesn't even get close to rhyming? I know it's the same fuck every time.
>>24171387
op here. i am a neet on a Cambodian anime forum cloned off 2chan by a weeb failed kek'd teen
>>24166756
Yes, one singular bukkake.
Does anyone have a link to that guy reading these on vicaroo?
>while you get trips
>he sucks her nips
>>24163793
You give me smiles and I throw it away
Like i did you
>I scream "white pride"
>he is loved by so many girls, he has to hide
>>24164890
>>24166770
>>24166916
>sides in Orbit.png
>You cooked her a meal
>Chad fucked her for real
>You took her hours
>Chad teared open her flower
>while you sit there fapping
>chad is giving her a slammin
>You sit in the dark, contemplating suicide
>Full day of wageslaving, now lonelines awaits
>She's horny at home, letting chad inside
>"how lucky I am, you even brought your mates!"
You say that roasties are freaks
Chad toasts her vaginal crease.
You talked her out of suicide and gave her a loan. But she stills goes back to Chad, gets raped, yet still moans.
You helped her, through hard times, helped her diet and took her to dinner,
Soon she became stronger, kinder, and thinner.
She regained her confidence and felt her life was renewed, she could finally do what she felt she was meant to do.
So she brushed you off and called you a prick, gave Chad a call and choked on his dick.
>You cry and you wonder, am I just too late
>Who knows, who cares, she's having a date
>"I swear I'll man up, God, give me a chance!"
>You're praying in vain, they're having a romance
>Lonely at home, you're really depressed
>And while you sob, chad's getting her undressed
>you ask yourself where you did wrong
>but it doesn't matter, 'cause she's sucking his dong
>Another sleepless night, thinking excuses
>meanwhile in her room, she's slurping his juices
>Feeling sad and tired, you want off the ride
>may I just suggest, a pill of cyanide?
>>24163793
>she drives it up my ass
>chad gets a submissive lapdance
>>24165818
What is the title of this video game desu~
>>24172874
quite fair
>I cry to sleep like a prick
>She licks her shit off Chad's dick
>>24166756
chad as in multiple chad's
>she gives you the flick
>while chad stretches her lips
>she kisses your cheek
>after blowing chad all week
>you're a nice guy
>chad cums in her eye
>you give her a sandwich with ham
>she gives chad her clam
>she says size doesn't count
>as she looks for chad to mount
>Thinking about her makes me feel hollow
>Chads cum she will swallow
>when she looks at you, her brow furrows
>but she moans as chad's cock burrows
>You're weeded out of the gene pool
>while chad fucks her like a fool
She put you in the friendzone
Chad puts his Dick in her end zone.
>you meet her goals
>she gives chad her holes
YOU FAGGOTS ARE MAKING ME SO PARANOID
ABOUT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THIS COULD HAPPEN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>you bake her a bundt
>she gives chad her cunt
>>24174521
>you sit at home full of suspicion
>she fucks chad in every position
>>24174521
>You enter a new relationship, so full of hope.
>Chad fucks her tits, lubricating them with soap.
>she complains she can't find the right guy
>while another chad nests between her thighs
>You just want someone to love
>Chad uses her as a dick glove
>she says she wants to take it slow
>but she takes chad's cock like a pro
>you makes her tea and toast
>chad fucks her coast to coast
>you send her compressed jpeg memes
>chads big Dick gives her screams
>With you, first she needs to get to know
>With Chad she grants an immediate blow
>>24174613
hahaha top kek
>>24174521
Paranoid you lie in bed alone
All the while she's taking chads bone
>You drip tears into your journal
>Chad shoots cum for her to gurgle
> "Enjoy your dinner, sir" says the cutie server
> She turns to leave, but "you too" I quietly murmur
> "I didn't hear that, sir" says her, as she turns
> To catch me peeping upon her curvature
>Chad fucks her in his van
>You're here, posting on 4chan
>>24174521
>you wonder why she cancelled your date
>she's at chads, making him feel great
>>24174521
>You send her a text
>But she's having sex
>you post frog memes on r9k
>Chad slams her pussy every day
>>24174521
>You wonder if she's thinking about you now
>Chad just cum spashes off her eyebrow
>you worry about your girl, and fear you might get keked
>Chad plunges his dick so hard, in her it might get stuck
>You think hard how to impress
>While he makes her undress
>Lonely pizza in the night,
>so miserable in the light,
>for those that fap to the moon,
>shall never feel a real poon
>>24163793
You bought her a pretty flower
Chad gave her a golden shower
You bought her a flower, thought you were smart
Bought her a big Toblerone
But she only craves the smell of chads fart
And the taste of his rusty trombone
You think of her all day
She invites Chad over to play
>You have to earn her trust
>He fucks her until dusk
>while you ask on Skype "you still here"?
>Chad already fills up her rear
International Edition, enjoy my German
>du schreibst ihr noch schnell "Gute Nacht"
>waehrend sie mit Chad drueber lachtonly ASCII-Text allowed
Let's try something a little different
>Chad and your oneitis are fucking in the next room
>you unleash your wizard powers, THEY MEET THEIR DOOM.
> You tell her you love her
> Chad's loving her under the covers
>stuck inside a existential maze,
>her love is just a glooming haze
>i have15 tabs of porn,
>while chad fucks her with some corn
>You are becoming the supreme
>She grabs his penis to lick it clean
You have been nothing but nice
You've even changed your ways
But she acts as though its a vice
Chad fucks her into a daze
You hate all women because they are all the same.
Even chad agrees, but he cares not, he just came.
>you cook her french toast
>with chad's cock she's engrossed
>You are posting in /cripplingdepression/
>He fucks her every hole with agression
Chad thudercock has only one mission: make her cum is every position.
>You hope she remembers
>While he slaps her face with his member
you poop on the toilet in pain,
while chad poops on her face, without shame
>youre happy just from looking her in the eyes
>shes napping after fucking several guys
>You hope she likes you right now and all
>But your time comes after she's hit the wall
>>24174444
nice, I chuckled
>You finally made her your wife
>But her moments with Chad she won't forget in her life
>you dream about silently driving her 'round in your car
>meanwhile chad recieves nudes from her in .rar's
>You make her laugh in this thread
>With him she hops into bed
>if chad slaps her face like a car door,
>then why didn't frodo fly to mordor?
>Your facial structure isn't good enough for her
>But her orgasms with Chad are out of this Earth
>you dream about taking her to new york
>meanwhile chad is giving her the pork
>you give her a hearty giggle
>she gives chad a proper wiggle
>You wrap a noose around your head
>She wraps a condom around his penis head
>She forgot you exist
>All thanks to Chad's dick
you're getting fucked in the pooper,
while chad's riding her like a scooter
>Your relationship has advanced
>But for Chad she does a drunk naked lapdance
Restless nights in your head,
Evoking lovely scent of her hair,
Well arent you a proper dreamer!
Stop your dream, rather dread,
cause shes down in chads lair,
docking the old Cleveland steamer.
>you send her a lovely text,
>while chad only gave her the D, and got her wet
>Your wit and charm make her relax
>Chad's penis and cocaine make her climax
Mental illness: The Board
>She tells you how she feels
>Chad fucks her and she squeels
>>24163793
You make her laugh
he makes her scream
>She tells you about other boys
>But she is Chad's fucktoy
>>24165818
10/10 great limerick, will save and repost in the future
>you listen to her cry
>Chad's dick makes her high
>You make her lose her patience
>He makes her lose her breath
>>24163804
beta poems, not autism poems.
>>24169253
Sad thing is that these fucks didn't even realize that they were being trolled in the interwebz. Such naive faggots, smdh
>Her feelings you respect
>Her pussy he has wrecked
>You are a master of making memes
>He's a master of making her scream
>You don't have any buddies
>She has 3 fuckbuddies
>>24175162
thanksnot original
>>24175705
? like this, anon?
>you spend all night laughing at memes
>Chad spends all night making her scream
>You give her new jokes and words
>He gives her a lesson on bees and birds
>You consider ending it all
>While she chokes on Chad's balls
>you sit there depressed thinking about suicide.
>chad fucks her like it's the last night of their life.
>as you put your neck in the noose
>Chad is making her pussy loose
beta haiku
you nerds have no skills
are voted most likely to
shoot up schools and kill
>Your hatred will soon detonate
>On her he practices how to impregnate
>you spend your night crying on your dakimura
>chad fucks her with the force of kamehameha
>You are falling into the abyss
>He's cumming on her tits
>>24176288
>the truth of the world
>alpha fux and beta bux
>beta uprising
>you post neetkek threads on /r9k/
>She deepthroats Chad every day.
>you watch anime all night
>chad fucks her in broad daylight
>>24163793
>I take her crap
>Chad gives her a slap
>You dropped her off with your car
>To Chad's house where she became a pornstar
as I sit here shitposting on r9k
chad gives her the dick in every possible way
>You gifted her a diamond ring yesterday
>She's fucking Chad behind your back everyday
>You're happy with your married life
>Have no clue that Chad's c.u.c.k.i.n.g you every night
>You buy her stuff
>Chad pounds her muff
Gloria
---------
I told her how I felt
She turned away
I love her still
In everyway
I buy her flowers
Her name is Gloria
I can't contain
This euphoria
What should I do
To win her heart
She loves a Chad
But I'm so smart
I'm way too nice
To be that guy
Fuck my life
I want to die
>You try to muster up courage to speak up to her
>She's taking up Chad's dick without any fear
>you think you're gonna make a difference in life.
>Chad's screws your daughter and your wife.
>I want to hold her hand
>chad takes her to orgasmland
>you took some lsd and sat in pleasant euphoria
>turns out Chad's giving the D to your crush Gloria
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Chad is fucking her
You wish you were too
>You just want to make her smile.
>She loses her virginity to Chad in the meanwhile.
>You're scared of her
>He's scared of getting her pregnant
>You're out there looking for a job
>She loves taking Chad's fierce cock
>You dream about someday make her get wet
>Chad fucks her first night they meet
>I bring him food, while he's at work
>he goes home to stacy and watches her twerk.
My love for her knows no bounds,
but like the cold, infinite darkness of space,
she does not know I exist.
But I dream about her every night,
as if we were soulmates,
but then I wake up.
I wish I could live in my dreams with her,
forever we would be together as one,
and I wish I had the courage to tell her
that she is like no other.
She is like the smell of rain on a summer's day.
She is the shooting star in the dark sky.
She is a flower.
She is my flower.
I wish to hold her in my arms in a field of grass,
with the sun on our faces.
I whisper in her ear and kiss her neck.
We forget that time exists,
locked together in a moment never to pass.
>>24175433
>tfw it is true
;_;
>>24176710
>I'm here thinking about this femanon
>She's taking Chad's loads like a semen demon
>>24175433
oww thats hard one
>The wife just sits at home
>While I sell shoes to women shaped like domes.
>>24174521
you send her a text for a date
chad won't need to masturbate
>You hope you don't become a wizard
>Chad's cumming in her with the strength of a hundred Charizards
Let me try
>You manipulate her emotions
>She sees right through you and chooses the more handsome and successful man
>She says that you're a nice guy
>While wiping Chad's cum off her eye
>Chad's taking her out on a date
>while you're on 4chan posting low quality b8
you argue about vlc
while Tyrone perfects his kekoldry
you hide in your kek shed
in the back of his car, Jamal needs no bed
you search for memes of increasing obscurity
Trayvon ends her racial purity
you tip your fedora
she hails the zionist menorah
>>24169257
Best one
>>24164960
why the fuck do you go
A B C A B
to
A B C B
first stanza is fantastic, you fucked up
>>24169253
Everything about this is uniquely 10/10
> you think you've improved: you're hiding your autism disorder
> all you got from her was a restraining order
>save her from her distress
>Anon you're such a great friend she says
>>>>24163793
You ask her why her eyes are red
She looks about to cry
Upon your shoulder, she rests her head
> Chad came in my eye
>>24163793
>She thinks you're a wimp
>She's suck him 'till he's limp
>you gave her a beautiful rose
>every night she sucks chad's toes
>you've been her friend for so many years
>she sucks chad's cock after a couple beers
