>"Hey Anon, what about some Netflix and chill?"
Soz ur not my typ of grll desu, catch ya later Suzie
>>24162853
you fucking retard, at least understand some of the normalfag language
if she says that then you're a fucking normalfag because she wants to have sex with you
back the fuck off OP, nice sagethread
Sorry I don't have Netflix
How about no you meme spouting cake face cunt
> That sounds like a great idea. Maybe later you suck my dick? Or would you prefer blowing me during that?
>implying my dick works
>>24162853
"yea sure, but at your place. My mom said she needs to clean the basement"
>>24162853
Yeah, Let's watch Monster Musume! :D
>>24162853
>"I-I've only got Amazon Prime."
>>24162853
OH HELL NO YOU FUCKING UGLY 5HEAD SLUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mind if we catch up on some On Cinema then make sweet love to Tim Heideker's magnum opus "Empty bottle"
>tfw you'd probably accept and just actually go for watching something on Netflix and chilling
Even "Netflix and chill" would be way too awkward to me as to when to escalate from watching something towards sex, and in what progression, what order, and how far she'd aim to escalate things altogether.
Besides, I don't think one-night stand / hook-up sex is really my thing.
Not to mention the fact you'll see that just this once the "Netflix and chill" offer turns out to be genuinely about watching something together.
Unless she practically throws herself on me and does all the escalating, it won't turn into anything than actual watching a series or movie.
>>24163184
What the fuck does post-ironic means?
>go watch netflix with slut
>put on Chaika or whatever anime is on netflix
>she reaches for my pee pee
>smack her hand because I'm trying to watch anime
>leave
>netflix
>streaming
GTFO you classless shilling whore.
>>24162853
Only if you pay.
