ahhh, another glorious day, another beautiful symphony of NEETurchin getting triggered and upset on r9k wew wew
>>24162402
Thisis something I enjoy very much because neets are so sensitive
Don't forget to hit the snooze button, wagekek
Since autismbux is the only real way NEETs have to contributing to their lifestyles, would it be accurate to assume that the NEETs with the best lives are the ones least capable of enjoying themselves?
Where you live it 3am where i am
>>24162738
there's actually science stating that NEETs are somewhere between 800% and 10,000% likely to:
>be manlets
>be incels
>be depressed
>be unhappy
>be homeless
>be poor
>die sooner
>have less free time
>have less cognitive functions
>have zero creative functions
pic related for example
>>24162738
How do you make that connection exactly?
>>24162699
Kill yourself smug wojack. This is the real you
>>24162738
indeed, that's why they keep trying to "prove" how better off they are using the same canned phrases, or rather their clinical echolalia, at this point it's really just empty involuntary thrashing in textual form, but then that's the beauty of the big robot, the repetitive expulsions of the sensory processing defective are targeted directly.
>>24162765
autismos can't into fun.
>>24162783
you seem a little triggered
>>24162764
This is implying you're going to be able to even move at the age of 70.
>>24162765
More autism -> More autismbux
But more autism -> more fucked-up life/social interaction etc
Not >>24162738 but I think that's the gist of his idea.
>>24162783
>>todo
>>something from 4 months ago
why hurt me like this
>>24162795
I didnt read your tumblr info graph :^)
>>24162764
I like this one tbqwew
>>24162799
I am because I don't spend 16 hours a day frying my dopamine receptors with instant gratification via Internet addiction and letting my body rot like 99.99999999999999% of NEETs wewmao
I actually want to be productive today but all my clothes are in the wash.
>>24162811
ignorance should be bliss, but I guess not, you're awfully buttblasted X^D
>>24162830
>frying dopamine receptors via internet
>>24162764
If you were offered the choice to enjoy your early years or a retirement plan when you've grown withered and old.. Which, might I ask, would you choose? Have fun playing backgammon on a beach in Florida watching young Jewish retirees and blacks fucking all your women, wagekek.
By the way it's 6:30am.
>>24162903
>enjoy your early years
but you spend it on the internet looking at women you will never touch.
>>24162931
btfo wew lads
>>24162862
>another internet addict in denial
>>24162842
you got lost on your way to >>>reddit
Tikity tokity NEETS
Your mother will kick you out soon enough ;)
>>24162957
actually reedit is the hugbox you've been looking for, they are big on safe spaces for the emotionally sensitive dependent autistic.
>>24162975
Ive never been. Seems like it fits you enjoyed it though
>>24162957
>neets get destroyed for the billionth time
>oh yeah? r-r-reddit
>>24162965
wewwww their parents and case worker can cut them off at ANY time
>>24162984
not really, the brochure was nice but I'm emotionally functional so there is nothing there for me, though funny how you talk about it to the exclusion of all other topics, one would assume you are quite enamored with it already.
>>24162948
Internet causes parkinsons disease? Proof that internet destroys dopaminergic neurons would be cool.
>>24163039
studies are readily available on Google. Is that too much workypoo?
>>24162931
Used goods, everything you've touched has been tried and tested by countless guys before you. Eventually going to have to settle down with one of these girls because getting kind of old and it's looking awkward to your family. Balance your needs with this women who you fool yourself into believing is the one for you. It's all circumstantial. You have absolutely no control over any of it. She may cheat on you, divorce you, take your house away from you. It's all a gamble, but it's something you absolutely must partake in. Still got a schedule. Still being held by the hand and told what to do. The vacation time you get is our day to day lives. Why aren't you out the door yet Timmy, you're gonna miss the bus.
>>24163059
Not finding a single connection between internet use and Parkinson's disease, sorry.
>>24163063
>neetkeks get this triggered about words on the internet
>it's because the internet is literally all they have
Ubi se tino
>>24163063
>The vacation time you get is our day to day lives.
Let me know when you go mountain-climbing or sail-surfing with people you hang out with on a day-to-day basis. Or any new social interaction, for that matter.
>>24162990
>>24163090
You guys need to sync your efforts because it looks like you're insulting eachother over the whole blanketing statement bit. :^)
>>24163133
Let me know when that actually happens to you too. More than likely you're just an angry wageslave or a neet shitposting.
>>24162965
Seriously NEETS, what are you going to do if your welfare and parents cut your off?
>working to impress a stacy who already had 50 different cocks in her mouth and will have 50 more behind your back
are wagecuks the laughing stock of the world or what?
>>24163133
To each their own. I personally wouldn't mountain-climb or sail-surf regardless of whether I were a wagec.u.c.k or a neet. I don't like gambling with my life, but then again yours isn't yours so passive attempts at suicide make perfect sense.
>tfw neet
>no responsibilities
>no worries
>only complaint is not enough time to do the things you want
>>24163172
I don't rely on either of those to be NEET so probably just live on.
>>24163164
>Y-you don't do it either, you're just making tall claims
Believe what you want, as you usually do when confronted with the banality of your existence.
>>24163186
Wew lad.
>>24163164
>literally can't imagine life outside pissbottle cocoon
>>24162990
That's all they ever say. I'm beginning to think they go on reddit.
>>24163188
Whats your secret
>>24163211
This is bad shitposting man, just stop. It's too obvious.
>>24163063
>>24163176
you 'people' wanst away more energy over vaginas than I've spent actually getting to touch them, life is better when you don't put sex/women on a pedestal from a distance.
>>24163248
but that's what your reality is, common mundane, every day things are distant and in conceivable to you.
you deal with your thirst by demanding we agree that water is a myth.
>Wagekeks are so mad they have to start threads now.
But yeah, I thought you said you were not butthurt and mad?
>>24162402
>51 replies
>18 posters
Smells like samefag in here.
>>24163311
wew lad, that pepe looks like it's constipated. Too much dough in the diet or nah
>>24163311
>DAMAGE CONTROL!
be nice for your mother and put a towel down for all that anal blood. ;^)
Is there anything more sad that a wagekeck desperately trying to defend his questionable life choices in the little time he has to be free each morning before returning to the office (if he is lucky) and having to slave himself for the rest of the day until he is so tired and mad he can't stand to do anything else with the 2 or 3 hours he has before sleeping again?
>>24163475
we're all at work m8, it's 3 30 wtf do you mean by morning.
>>24163506
Enjoy your 15 minutes wagekeck
>>24163475
You know its sad when NEETS have to trash talk people who have made it in life.
Anon, do you know what friends are? What a gf is?
>>24163527
>made it in life
Kek
I have friends wagekeck, I don't have a girlfriend tho but I don't want to bother with one its too risky
>>24163522
15 minutes of what? I've been in this thread, and 5 others cross-board for the past 3 hours. Getting paid to shitpost, especially while accruing meaningful experience on the coat-tails of more experienced colleagues, is truly the life.
>>24163553
>too risky
>risky
How would you know anything about a gf if you have never had one?
>>24163562
>3 hours
I don't believe one word, everyone knows you wagekeck s only post in your 15 minute breaks and when the boss isn't looking
>>24163567
I know the power that women have. I have never met a skinhead before but I don't want to either
>>24163172
i dont know
get a job maybe
kill self is a possibility
ideally i want to make money form a online source so i can do cheap heroin in some south east asian country
>>24163591
The boss is on another continent, and unless he calls me on skype to let me know if something new needs to be done, I'm free to order food to my office and catch up on the newest season of Flash. Of course you can do the same thing, but you won't be paid to do it since no one wants you in their work-environment. Wew.
>4163703
Keep dreaming wagekek its the only way you can stand your daily life of slaving away all day.
Meanwhile I'm going to spend the rest of my morning working on my art
>>24163761
Probably something like pic related, eh? Kinda sucks that some of us have the best of both worlds, the prestige of being gainfully employed with the benefits that remote- or freelance work brings like being able to play videogames during work hours. But you just keep on working on your "art" young'un and hope your family aren't TOO embarrassed to be related to you.
>>24163864
What kind of job could you possibly have that allows you to play videogames and browse 4 Chan and don't say it because I have worked it and there where days when nobody showed up to the office but most days where spent slaving away for 12 or 14 hours
>>24163931
The kind where skilled labor on-tap is the need of the hour, every few hours. In other words, STEM.
>67 replies
>20 posters
why does this always get replies? Its the same paragraph, the same fucking picture
>>24164037
Idk lol.
>>24164002
All I hear is that with a 5 or who knows how many years of college and living like a poor African while destroying your health with drugs to stay awake for 60 hours you managed to get half as much free time as I do
>>24164037
Because the wagekeks need to learn the error of their ways
>>24164067
4 years of uni on scholarship, while living at home and commuting to campus by car. Didn't do any drugs, prescription or otherwise, resulting in a poor CGPA. Got an internship in my third year and worked it into part-time and later full-time employment after graduation. Left for a better position in a bigger company a year later. No debt. Stay mad and draw your little girls doing lewd things.
>Wageslave end goal is retirement
>bitch about neet
Cek
>>24164115
Well congratulations you are the king of the wagekeks I guess. I still rather work on a portfolio so I can get hired as a freelance artist someday and work from home. Also my hability to draw and play music will get me many qts. You may get a hot wife that eventually will divorce you and take your house on the suburbs hope you enjoy it while it lasts
>>24164037
samefagging and not enough dubs checking
>>24164163
thanks. You can be king of the autismos if you want, and catch imaginary syphillis from fingerfucking those pretend qts and then eating without washing your hands. Hope you enjoy it while it lasts.
>>24164163
>>24164185
You're both retarded faggots.
>>24164223
Yeah, but I'm paid to be one most of the time.
>>24163311
>neetkeks are so mad they have to reply to threads now.
But yeah, I thought you said you were not butthurt and mad?
>>24164142
someone didn't see
>>24162764
i am literally laughing at you so hard I'm choking
How are all my fellow NEETS doing this fine morning?
>>24164456
13 minutes left wagekeck better finish shitting and wash your hands if you still want that coffee
>>24164456
>wagekeks spend 40 years making someone else a millionaire before they can enjoy freedom
Wew lad
>>24164490
Great I was just about to put on my podcasts and work on my art
>>24164497
I hope you don't talk to all the people you have to answer to (parents, case workers, doctors) like that, they can cut you off at ANY time
>>24164505
>neetkeks wallow in misery and end up with literally thousands of hours of free time less because they're afraid of leaving their rooms
laughing so hard rn
>>24164519
My father is self employed just like I aspire to be wagekeck, I have respect for him
>>24164529
neet =/= social anxiety
I post as both wageslaves and neetkeks to try trigger as many people as possible. In reality im kind of half way between and I find it funny how both claim to be living superior lives when both lives are shit
>>24164529
>afraid of leaving their rooms
I'm afraid you cell for the neet meme.I'm currently working on my art like I do everyday, I have attended courses for it and there are hundreds of cons I can go to if I feel like leaving
NEETS BTFO!!!!
You neets are so fucking mad right now lmao
>>24164574
You are just a wagekeck pretending to be a superior neet. You are even low in the wagekeks piramid mate
>>24164577
Post some glorious neet art
>>24164592
More of a neetcuk pretending to be a wageslave because i get more benefiys that wage
>>24164593
I didn't draw anything new yet sorry
Carpe Diem. Imagine all the things you'll accomplish w/ that extra time
Wew NEETies are sure biting today. Weewwwww.i guess it's about time for mommy wommy to bring you to subway so you can eat fresh
Weeeeeewwwwe wew wew wew
>>24164589
literally t h i s
t b q h
>>24165564 wewwwwwwww laddies the neetybutts sure are sensitive today. a nappy wappy may be in order?
Who's the fucking idiot who keeps on making this thread?
You're making fun of wageslaves but you have nothing fucking better to do all day that making those stupid threads. Fucking idiot.
And no I'm a NEET too, I'm just calling out your stupidity you dumbfuck.
A classic case of wagies not being able to even grasp the concept of free will and free time. Thinking they can guess what the average neet does is an example of why the wageslave was simple-minded and gullible enough to become ensnared by the rat race.
Truly sad. We pity you dear unfortunate slavebros.
>>24166234
Did you even read the OP. You're fucking retarded dude
>>24162402
I enjoy college though, I'd kill myself if all I did was sit in my room all day. I've had NEET friends, they're all the same. They spew a bunch of semi-intellectual nonsense 24/7 because they think they're capable of teaching themselves. Obnoxious af desu senpai
>>24167165
Gee golly, i better go slave my life away or sit through expensive indoctrination despite having a device in my pocket with access to the entire accumulation of knowledge of mankind because the alternative is jerking off in my room all day on r9k.
>>24167233
Being poor is for chumps desu
Enjoy your instant Ramen
it's funny that wagekeks actually like working. I think they get satisfaction from it. As a NEET, I can get satisfaction just from blowing a load
>>24167293
>what are foodstamps?
Thanks for paying the idiot tax so i can eat steak and lobster
Enjoy YOUR ramen (since your food cost money and you don't really have time to prepare anything else)
>>24167321
You are a byproduct of the next stage of human evolution; intelligent enough to be able to have fun for free or cheap.
Some people who are more primitive trade years of their life for credits that they exchange for fun (believe it or not) even though they barely have time to enjoy it.
>>24167330
>food stamps
Wew
>enjoy your instant Ramen
I was born rich and I'll die rich, but thanks
>>24167382
There's also the matter of your image, status and integrity. A man who works hard his whole life is going to be remembered by his family and community for generations. A NEET, on the otherhand, will die and nobody would notice and even if they did they wouldn't care. That's what i work for, the feeling of dying happy knowing that i did all i could to be the best man i could be.
>>24167330
Steak is for tax payers
>>24167463
You are confusing the wageslave meme of conflating hard work to legitimate contribution.
People who actually contribute something worthwhile may be remembered through their actual contributions (which you have more time to develop with a free schedule)
Waking up at 6am to make Mr. Rothenberg a fortune does not make you a good person. Being kind, moral and voluntarily helping other people makes one a good person.
Im sorry that you fell for the lie of "nobility" or that you were gullible enough to believe what they try to brainwash into us from youth to get us to participate in this system but you are simply wrong.
>>24164490
hiding in my room praying for death.
same as everyday for every NEET.
When will wagekeks learn
>>24168750
Wageslaves do not possess the ability to learn. They only know how to follow instructions.
